Um, I’m drunk. So this will be…something. Sidenote: Banjo likes Sour cream and onion Pringles and may die oopsy. It’s going to be a Gaybaby episode.Gage needs gaybabies because his biological clock is ticking. They are egg hunting. WTF didn’t I think of selling my eggs to gay men when I was smart and attractive? […]
10 Things I Hate About Secrets & Wives
1) Yankees 2) Yankees cooking in disposable aluminum. Aluminum is Satan. Alzheimer’s, Carcenogic, and most importantly, tacky. 3) Vapid fake blondes. 4) A VERY long infomercial for the cosmetic surgeon. 5) If you are going to be a fake blond, on a reality show, GET YOUR ROOTS DONE before filming. 6) You don’t have […]
RHOBH RECAP! Okay, Not Really.
I have been taken hostage. My captors are treating my horribly. They are giving me Pumpkin Pie Moonshine and surrounding me with lovely people who seem to actually LIKE ME. They have also been feeding Banjo organic hot dogs and letting him out to pee behind my back (when I am passed out from moonshine). […]