Finally this shit show of a season is finally coming to a merciful end. And I don’t have to try to make an interesting Big Brother All Stars recap. The casting for this season was just awful and all the pregaming before the hamsters sealed the outcome before the season even began. Okay! Let’s Do […]
Big Brother All Stars Recap: HOH Part One
Well guys, it is almost the end of this ridiculously scripted season. No one had a chance at final two this season except for Nicole and Cody. This season was a gift to these two. But I’m a Big Brother addict so are really awful season is better than no season at all. There are […]
Big Brother All Stars Recap: How We Got Here
Tonight’s Big Brother All Stars recap will probably be very short because it is basically a look back at this dreadful season. Hopefully, there will be some unseen footage or something slightly interesting. Then it all comes to a merciful end on Wednesday night. Remember how excited we are to be getting an All Stars […]
Big Brother Recap: Christmas Is Canceled
I am so far behind today. My hands are typing quickly but my brain feels like I am trudging through a mud bog. I’m going into tonight hoping that production is unable to keep Enzo from winning, but we all know that is not going to happen. Let’s just get to this Big Brother recap. […]
Big Brother All Stars Recap: Can We Just Get On With This?
You Guys YES YOU! Both of you who are sticking with me to the bitter end of this shit season! My power was off today and I missed the holy hell out of you! IT WAS HORRIBLE. Thanks for reading my Big Brother All Stars recaps. I’m supposed to recap RHOOC tonight but I am […]
Big Brother All Stars Recap: Knight Moves
On tonight’s Big Brother All Stars recap we are getting down to the wire. Tonight we get to see the HOH play out. But as always at this point in the game, it’s the veto holder who has all of the power. Also for this episode I have a ton of photos of Christmas crying. […]
Big Brother All Stars Recap: We’re Down To The Final Four!
My bedroom TV is on ABC, and this TV is taping the ABC Town Hall with Biden. I will start watching in her the second that I finish this Big Brother All Stars recap. I hope if you are reading this and the ABC Town Hall is on in your area you will turn on […]
Big Brother All Stars Recap: BB Comics
Greetings to the few, the not terribly proud handful of my friends who sticking this season out with me and still reading my Big Brother All Stars recaps. The are FOUR shows to recap tonight! I’ll probably do Amazing Race right after this because I could not tape Orange County until the 10:30 repeat. MAFS […]
Big Brother All Stars Recap: Don’t Drop The Ball Now!
Tonight’s Big Brother All Stars recap should begin with the HOH we didn’t finish on Thursday night. Of course we all know who won. And will end with nominations. But, I am hoping for some more jury house scenes. At this point in the season, those are my favorite scenes and really the only mysteries […]
Big Brother All Stars Recap: And Then There Were Five
YA’LL I feel like I have been writing recaps all day and there are so many more I could be writing! But most of them are shows that only a few of us really care about. And this is my favorite one! I feel like it might be endurance tonight and I am so late […]
Big Brother All Stars Recap: The Veto
Guess what guys? GUESS WHAT! I have nothing to whine about today! I feel great! The weather was gorgeous today and I even took Banjo for a walk! I got worn out way before he did, and it was a short walk but today was a good day! I hope you guys all had a […]
Big Brother All Stars Recap: Puzzling
It is so great that I can do my Big Brother Recaps on Monday nights now instead of Sunday. I still have three or four recaps to do tonight. But I can DVR all of them on time! And once again, thanks for putting up with the new security process. I think I am more […]
Big Brother All Stars Recap: The Triple Eviction
Tonight’s show ACTUALLY IS TWO HOURS. I don’t know how a thought it was on an earlier Big Brother All Stars recap. Feeds have been down all day today so that means they were probably running through the competitions with them all day. So, I doubt they will be surprised by the triple eviction. I […]
Big Brother All Stars Recap: OTEV!
Every season of Big Brother after the first few episodes, everyone starts saying that the season is terrible and they are not going to watch. I never do that, but this season is really awful. I am hoping it will be more fun to watch when the committee starts picking each other off. I am […]
Big Brother All Stars Recap: A Luxury Challenge
I am crawling out of my hole temporarily for this two hour Big Brother All Stars Recap. It’s really the only thing that can pull me out of my hole. We’ve never had a triple eviction, or even a two hour show that I can recall. I’ve slept through most of the last two days. […]
Big Brother All Stars Recap: ZING!
I slept all day and just woke up a few minutes ago I was sleeping so peacefully, I could have slept until tomorrow. But, I wanted to see Big Brother. Even though this season sucks and people call it the worst season ever EVERY SEASON. I just need the stability of Big Brother in my […]
Big Brother All Stars Recap: The Blackout Continues
Tonight’s episode is an hour and a half long so I am expecting a double eviction. I’m watching this season like a casual for the most part. Even though I have the feeds, I can’t ever seem to get over there to watch anything. So this Big Brother All Stars Recap will all be news […]
Big Brother All Stars Recap: Piss On This
Tonight’s Big Brother All Stars Recap could be kind of traumatic. There has been a lot of yelling and crying and backstabbing this week. Let’s see how CBS sanitizes this week. Oh and in real time news Memphis referred to David as the n-word in a conversation with…I think Cody. This is after he used […]
Big Brother All Stars Recap: Time To Fight Back
Big Brother is my all time favorite reality show even when every season seems to suck donkey balls lately. I’ve been really looking forward to the this season. That said, this Big Brother All Stars Recap is going to suck because I haven’t even felt like watching the feeds. Tonight’s show should be good though […]
Big Brother All Stars: The Blackout
I am writing this Big Brother All Stars Recap while stimming like Ian. I know that sounds bad but at least I have stopped listening to Alan Jackson’s Gospel Album on Youtube and drunk emailing my pastor neighbors to take me to church. Even so, um… things are looking better? WTF? Why are we late? […]
Big Brother All Stars Recap: The Committee Takes Another Victim
Tonight’s Big Brother All Stars Recap will likely be the predictable eviction of Bayleigh. However, there is some drama happening in the house that has been picked up by large media outlets including TMZ. Christmas Abbott, Dani Briones, Nicole Franzel and Memphis Garrett were seen on the live feeds mocking Ian Terry’s stimming behaviors to calm his autism. Nicole […]
Big Brother All Stars Recap: Kaysar Follows Jani Out The Door
Sadly, tonight we say goodbye to Kaysar. Maybe there will be some good news tonight and someone not in the majority alliance will win HOH. Ian might be a good option. David would be an interesting HOH. But it will probably be Memphis or Tyler or some other guy in the majority alliance. Or maybe […]
Big Brother All Stars Recap: A Surprise Win
It’s time for another Big Brother All Stars Recap! Apologizes for not recapping last Sunday. There is a lot going on with the site and the technical crap and to be honest, it’s been sort of a nightmare. I have tech support for both the site hosts, and the security guys and lately I have […]
Big Brother All Stars Recap: Two Hinky Votes
I am totally ready for tonight’s eviction and the Big Brother All Stars Recap! If you have been watching the feeds you know that Janelle is going to be voted out. HOWEVER, I seriously doubt that production is going to let her go that fast. Janelle says she is going to be “held” for three […]
BB22 Recap: Piece of Cake
I almost made this a discussion thread tonight. I haven’t been on the feeds for a while. I’m a bit thickheaded tonight. So I am not sure what I will have to say about this tonight. I thought tonight was Thursday and it was the endurance comp. That’s how out of it I am this […]
BB All Stars Recap: The First Two On The Block
It’s time for our first real episode of Big Brother All Stars. In this BB All Stars recap, I expect we will be covering the new twist, “Safety Suite” where the hamsters can choose to play the game for possible safety or advantages but might also get some really bad consequences. If you read the […]
BB All Stars TWO HOUR LIVE PREMIERE!
It’s the most wonderful night of the year! BIG BROTHER IS BACK! And hopefully after the show airs out there in California, we will get THE LIVE FEEDS! And you guys may not hear from me for three months. 🙂 Just kidding. Probably. WAIT IS IT TWO AND A HALF HOURS? I DIE! OMG! OMG! […]
Big Brother Finale Recap: That Was An Awesome Season!
I’m excited about tonight’s season finale but I think it will be rather predictable. I wish we would have had more jury time this season to get an idea where everyone’s head is at. First they show Cody winning part one of the HOH comp. They seemed to make it appear the competition lasted a […]
Big Brother Friday Night Episode: You Didn’t Miss A Thing
Not much to say about this show, I’m sure unless they show jury house. So far Victoria is CONVINCED Derrick is going to take her. She is going to be really hurt if he doesn’t. Derrick is convinced either one will take him, so he might throw it to Cody. No, I’m serious, he might. […]
Big Brother Wednesday Night Eviction: Will Victoria Make it Until Final Three?
OMG OMG! They are showing Frankie’s dramatics a couple of hours before leaving the house. He threatens all the guys and says he knows they are sending him home because no one could beat him sitting next to him in the end. Then he rants about how they are releasing him to his millions […]
Big Brother Tuesday Night Taped Eviction: Bye Rose…
Frankie is pissed that his on the block. Everything rides on winning the veto. It’s an elevated version of the morphed faces challenge that Frankie already won. Derrick and Cody are pissed that Caleb keeps running his mouth to Frankie. The Team America rumor is true. If Derrick or Frankie win they get an additional […]
Big Brother Sunday Night Recap: The Filth Returns (And I Don’t Just Mean Christine!)
I’m just going to hit the high points of tonight Big Brother 16 episode. Well, I just noticed it started a half hour later than the half hour late it was supposed to start. If that makes sense. So I will try to include more detail for those you set your DVRs and the last […]
Big Brother Live Show Recap
OMG! I am swamped today. I’ve the exclusives all day on the comings and goings at Phaedra’s house and Apollo checking into jail. It’s been nonstop updates. Now I have the live big brother show, the Couples Therapy reunion and the First episode of Couples Therapy that will feature a title from one of my […]