I slept all day and just woke up a few minutes ago I was sleeping so peacefully, I could have slept until tomorrow. But, I wanted to see Big Brother. Even though this season sucks and people call it the worst season ever EVERY SEASON. I just need the stability of Big Brother in my […]
Big Brother All Stars Recap: The Blackout Continues
Tonight’s episode is an hour and a half long so I am expecting a double eviction. I’m watching this season like a casual for the most part. Even though I have the feeds, I can’t ever seem to get over there to watch anything. So this Big Brother All Stars Recap will all be news […]
Big Brother All Stars Recap: Piss On This
Tonight’s Big Brother All Stars Recap could be kind of traumatic. There has been a lot of yelling and crying and backstabbing this week. Let’s see how CBS sanitizes this week. Oh and in real time news Memphis referred to David as the n-word in a conversation with…I think Cody. This is after he used […]
Big Brother All Stars Recap: Time To Fight Back
Big Brother is my all time favorite reality show even when every season seems to suck donkey balls lately. I’ve been really looking forward to the this season. That said, this Big Brother All Stars Recap is going to suck because I haven’t even felt like watching the feeds. Tonight’s show should be good though […]
Big Brother All Stars: The Blackout
I am writing this Big Brother All Stars Recap while stimming like Ian. I know that sounds bad but at least I have stopped listening to Alan Jackson’s Gospel Album on Youtube and drunk emailing my pastor neighbors to take me to church. Even so, um… things are looking better? WTF? Why are we late? […]
Big Brother All Stars Recap: The Committee Takes Another Victim
Tonight’s Big Brother All Stars Recap will likely be the predictable eviction of Bayleigh. However, there is some drama happening in the house that has been picked up by large media outlets including TMZ. Christmas Abbott, Dani Briones, Nicole Franzel and Memphis Garrett were seen on the live feeds mocking Ian Terry’s stimming behaviors to calm his autism. Nicole […]
Big Brother All Stars Recap: Kaysar Follows Jani Out The Door
Sadly, tonight we say goodbye to Kaysar. Maybe there will be some good news tonight and someone not in the majority alliance will win HOH. Ian might be a good option. David would be an interesting HOH. But it will probably be Memphis or Tyler or some other guy in the majority alliance. Or maybe […]
Big Brother All Stars Recap: A Surprise Win
It’s time for another Big Brother All Stars Recap! Apologizes for not recapping last Sunday. There is a lot going on with the site and the technical crap and to be honest, it’s been sort of a nightmare. I have tech support for both the site hosts, and the security guys and lately I have […]
Big Brother All Stars Recap: Two Hinky Votes
I am totally ready for tonight’s eviction and the Big Brother All Stars Recap! If you have been watching the feeds you know that Janelle is going to be voted out. HOWEVER, I seriously doubt that production is going to let her go that fast. Janelle says she is going to be “held” for three […]
BB22 Recap: Piece of Cake
I almost made this a discussion thread tonight. I haven’t been on the feeds for a while. I’m a bit thickheaded tonight. So I am not sure what I will have to say about this tonight. I thought tonight was Thursday and it was the endurance comp. That’s how out of it I am this […]
BB All Stars Recap: The First Two On The Block
It’s time for our first real episode of Big Brother All Stars. In this BB All Stars recap, I expect we will be covering the new twist, “Safety Suite” where the hamsters can choose to play the game for possible safety or advantages but might also get some really bad consequences. If you read the […]
BB All Stars TWO HOUR LIVE PREMIERE!
It’s the most wonderful night of the year! BIG BROTHER IS BACK! And hopefully after the show airs out there in California, we will get THE LIVE FEEDS! And you guys may not hear from me for three months. 🙂 Just kidding. Probably. WAIT IS IT TWO AND A HALF HOURS? I DIE! OMG! OMG! […]
Big Brother Finale Recap: That Was An Awesome Season!
I’m excited about tonight’s season finale but I think it will be rather predictable. I wish we would have had more jury time this season to get an idea where everyone’s head is at. First they show Cody winning part one of the HOH comp. They seemed to make it appear the competition lasted a […]
Big Brother Friday Night Episode: You Didn’t Miss A Thing
Not much to say about this show, I’m sure unless they show jury house. So far Victoria is CONVINCED Derrick is going to take her. She is going to be really hurt if he doesn’t. Derrick is convinced either one will take him, so he might throw it to Cody. No, I’m serious, he might. […]
Big Brother Wednesday Night Eviction: Will Victoria Make it Until Final Three?
OMG OMG! They are showing Frankie’s dramatics a couple of hours before leaving the house. He threatens all the guys and says he knows they are sending him home because no one could beat him sitting next to him in the end. Then he rants about how they are releasing him to his millions […]
Big Brother Tuesday Night Taped Eviction: Bye Rose…
Frankie is pissed that his on the block. Everything rides on winning the veto. It’s an elevated version of the morphed faces challenge that Frankie already won. Derrick and Cody are pissed that Caleb keeps running his mouth to Frankie. The Team America rumor is true. If Derrick or Frankie win they get an additional […]
Big Brother Sunday Night Recap: The Filth Returns (And I Don’t Just Mean Christine!)
I’m just going to hit the high points of tonight Big Brother 16 episode. Well, I just noticed it started a half hour later than the half hour late it was supposed to start. If that makes sense. So I will try to include more detail for those you set your DVRs and the last […]
Big Brother Live Show Recap
OMG! I am swamped today. I’ve the exclusives all day on the comings and goings at Phaedra’s house and Apollo checking into jail. It’s been nonstop updates. Now I have the live big brother show, the Couples Therapy reunion and the First episode of Couples Therapy that will feature a title from one of my […]
Tuesday Night Big Brother?!?! POV Ceremony and America’s Choice Challenge!
I have a busy Tuesday night even without Big Brother changing nights so this recap is likely to be a quick one. I still want to get through Utopia and Below Deck! Plus this week is not going to count at all so the main point of watching is to hear the diary rooms and […]
Big Brother Sunday Night Recap: Jeff FINALLY Proposes!
I can’t believe production showed everyone’s reaction to Christine getting booed. I know for sure if Frankie goes out before final two they will have to fill the audience with stand-ins because they won’t allow him to be booed. This recent post was one of the most read in Tamara Tattles history and the hatred […]
Big Brother Live Double Eviction! Ding Dong the Witch is Dead!
I am super excited for tonight’s show even though I have lost all faith in anyone making a big move. I just hope that Christine or Frankie follow Nicole out the door. Let’s get this party started! Why are they doing so much old footage crap? We have eleventy billion comps to get through in […]
Big Brother Wednesday Night Recap: Caleb Pussies Out
We start with Christine. Thank god the guys are ready to get her out of the damn house. After she was nominated, she went into the beehive room alone and started talking to herself and the cameras. She says, “I hate them. I’ve done so much fucking crap for the stupid detonators. Stupid bomb squad. […]
Caleb Continues to Lie About His Military Experiences
I realize this could go in the Caleb Reynolds Spool of Lies post, which is the most popular post of the month by FAR, but I really have a pet peeve about guys who embellish their military experiences and tonight Caleb told some whoppers. I also realized where these combat stories and medic stories of his are coming […]
Frankie Grande Realizes We All Hate Him
I love that someone put together a montage of Frankie’s reaction to the Overwhelming No! comment from Julie. He blames everyone but himself. He thought we would want to give him money to build schools in Africa. But no, he’s a political superstar from doing drag on CBS primetime. He’s a superstar and people hate […]
Frankie Grande Suggests Cody and Caleb Rape Victoria on Live Feeds
The house guests have just begun the Veto Comp. It’s not a physical challenge, so at this point in the game most people are assuming it is a punishment challenge, where it all comes down to whoever wants it the most. Everyone is playing except for Frankie. Which means this would be the perfect […]
Big Brother Live Eviction Night: Dang Nab It!
Julie Chen’s outfit is weird. It’s black pants and a shoulderless floral peplum (ish) top. There are ruffles involved. Her hair is stick straight. Since some of you are able to watch this, I just felt like you should know tonight was a fashion fail. In the previously on BB part they call Cody “gun-shy” […]
Big Brother Wednesday Night Recap: Frankie Flops Just Like The Play
Here we go with the whole Donny is a genius thing again. Caleb says Donny is like Rainman. No, he has issues from serving in the special forces. Caleb says he is really good at reading people. Caleb is such a boob. Cody wants to put of Frankie. Derrick nixes that. Cody won’t do anything […]
Big Brother :Donny, You’re Out of Your Element! Dude, the Chinaman is Not the Issue Here!
We are to the Everyone Hates Donny show. But now, they have a new girl to shun in Nicole. Donny and Nicole both know they are in a hopeless situation. Donny gets Nicole up to speed. Nicole is nearby. She leaves to go report the conversation to Derrick and Donny informs Nicole that Victoria doesn’t […]
Big Brother Live Eviction and HOH: Will Christine’s Boyfriend Leave Tonight?
Such an exciting show ahead of us tonight! The end of the double HOH and the return of an evicted houseguest. I’m so excited! Wow, Julie looks like she has had some work done. Victoria is mean toward Zach in DR. I thought she was such a nice girl! Oh I forgot, Zach has treated […]
Big Brother Veto Episode With Zingbot and Kathy Griffin
The Battle of the Block competition is over and Donny knows that Christine was in on a plan for him to lose veto. Donny is the only person in the house who is on to Derrick. Donny is the only person in the house that pretty much understands where everyone is in the house. Donny tries to help Zach […]
Sunday Night Big Brother The Battle of the Block: It’s A Rainbow of Frootloop Dingii!
I don’t often do a Sunday night Big Brother recap because Sunday nights just have so much going on. But tonight’s episode should be epic and I am excited to see how everything played out. I knew that Derrick did not want to lose his goat Victoria this week, but I was a bit surprised […]
Big Brother Eviction Night Recap: How Did I Miss The Zombie Apocalypse?
Well, it’s eviction night and as usual the idiot girls in the house continue to send each other out the door leaving most of the original bomb squad now know as the detonators to cannibalize each other in the end. The boys come up to sort of congratulate dumbass Christine but that quickly devolves […]
BB16 Wednesday Night Recap: Who The Fuck Is Ariana Grande?
When we pick up on tonight’s show, Frankie has just won the power of veto despite Caleb’s refusal to help him. As it turns out the game was probably easier with one person pulling the chains rather than two knuckleheads having to work together. Much speculation on the Internet exists about this being just one […]