Oh for fucks sake. Really New Jersey? The plea deal was finished months ago. There was already a two month postponement. How long does it take to get from plea deal to incarceration in the fucking Garden State? This is just embarrassing. Teresa and Joe Giudice now have new sentencing date of October 2, […]
A Real Housewife of New Jersey Wanders Into Politcal Fundraiser
There is a joke here somewhere. Teresa Giudice who is awaiting her federal sentencing this month wandered into a fundraising event for a New Jersey politician. Sigh. This is was in my in box this morning but things just kept happening so now it is Thursday officially on the east coast and….. well I had […]
Real Housewives of New Jersey Recap: A Hairy Situation
Apparently, Melissa drives a Bentley. What is it with these housewives. Even Joe just said they are having money problems. Perhaps it is because they are buying tons of shit they can’t afford? Americans are so stupid with money. I just can’t. More than likely they are getting a super cheap lease deal from this […]
Real Housewives of New Jersey Blog Round-Up
Time for a Real Housewives of New Jersey blog round-up! Ratings for this season are dropping like a rock. Personally, I think it is because Caroline is not there. And three new people is at least one too many. I have always said these shows would do better with less housewives. We would be able […]
Real Housewives of New Jersey: Oh Christmas Tre!
It’s Christmastime in New Jersey! I love a good Christmas episode! YAY! We start at Tre’s house where Tre and her family are setting up the family tree. Tre says it is great to stay home this year for Christmas and be out of the public eye. Um, Tre, the public doesn’t pay you […]
Here is Why Teresa Won’t Be On WWHL
I have been doing some digging with some help of my tweeps and have figured out why Teresa is not going to be on WWHL this Sunday as planned. Basically, Teresa has been a real trooper doing promos for the premiere despite the added trauma of Joe’s dad dying. Clearly, she has a lot to […]
RHONJ Blog Round-Up! Nicole Said What????
Okay, I started this blog days ago and then saw something shiny and forgot all about it. Now I am dying for you guys to finish reading it so that you can explain Nicole’s comment to me! Teresa’s blog focused on her family, and all of the people who were in the pretty picture: […]
Real Housewives of New Jersey Recap: What A Difference A Plea Deal Makes
I’m so excited for Real Housewives of New Jersey to be back! It’s clear from the title Bravo chose to exploit the legal woes of Teresa and Joe Giudice as much as possible. And frankly, I could not be happier. White collar felonies committed just for the pretense of social status are particularly vile to […]
Teresa Giudice’s Most Disturbing Interview Yet
There is a fantastic story on Teresa Giudice in the New York Post today by Gregory E. Miller. It’s chock full of Teresa tea and information about her PR manager. Miller also understands the sentencing guidelines which thrills me to no end. I’ll break down some of the highlights for you but you really should head […]
Teresa Giudice Discusses Her Legal Situation On The View
Teresa Giudice has never been particularly articulate and her appearance on The View this week to promote the upcoming season premiere of Real Housewives of New Jersey was no exception. She said the past year has been “amazing.” She also said she got a good education on out country’s legal system. I suppose she learned […]
Joe Giudice Wins Minor Battle In Court!
It’s time for a Juicy Joe is going to prison update! On Monday, Juicy Joe and his intrepid attorney, Miles Feinstein, were in Superior Court to set a pretrial hearing date for his state case for presenting false identification to obtain a driver’s license while his license was suspended, a second degree felony. The judge agreed […]
Joe and Teresa Giudice Prepare to Lose House and Cars
Yesterday, I tried to sort out some false rumors floating around. I generally do not address them at all but so many of you were asking it was just easier to make a post or two. I covered the RHOA rumors here and the RHONJ rumors here. I was amazed that TMZ would run such […]
Addressing a Crazy Rumor About Teresa and Joe Giudice
This is actually part two of a two-part series addressing all the weird stories about the Real Housewives over the past day or two. This final (I hope) one will clear up the latest RHONJ rumor about Teresa and Joe. Rumor Three: Joe and Teresa Giudice will get a clean slate from the bankruptcy judge […]
The Terms of the Giudice Plea Deals In Plain English: Part Two, Juicy Joe
Here is the basic (or complicated depending how you choose to look at it) breakdown of Juicy Joe’s Plea deal. Remember what I tell you, despite the nimrods in comments who like to argue with me, the charges that JOE pleads to are very important with regard to his potential deportation. The immigration court system is […]
The Terms of the Giudice Plea Deals In Plain English: Part One, Teresa
I fully admit to wearing down at this point from reading news reports and legal documents today. However, here are the terms and conditions of Teresa’s Plea Deal. I will work on Joe’s next. Teresa has agreed to pay $200,000 back to the IRS prior to her sentencing date of July 8, 2014 as partial […]
Teresa and Joe Giudice Enter Guilty Pleas To Federal Fraud Charges
NEW UPDATE: Joe Giudice’s attorneys claim that Joe never knew he was not a US Citizen because he came here as a baby. This is interesting for so many reasons. Didn’t Juicy go to Italy when the RHONJ took that trip? He would need a passport for that. So many interesting things about this possible […]
Weekend Update: The Giudice Plea Deals
I have been doing some digging and want to clear up a of couple things here. First, I want to give a general idea of what is expected to occur on Tuesday, and secondly, clear up some incorrect statements in comments in the original post. The short and simple explanation for what will happen on Tuesday is that […]
Breaking News! Giudices To Take a Plea Deal
I have been saying since this entire Giudice Fraud Indictment Case came to light, that these people are idiots if they don’t take a plea deal. I know they are clearly idiots, but they both have decent attorneys who surely have been telling them the same thing I have been screaming since day one. Yet the […]
The Lawyers For the RHONJ Folk, Give Interesting Interviews!
Two staff writers for NorthJersey.com have a very interesting piece on the behind the scenes world of Joe and Teresa Giudice’s attorneys. Also in their piece they talk about the attorney who handles contract negotiations for Joe and Melissa Gorga, and Kathy Wakile and Rosie. Joe and Tre’s lawyers have reviewed hours and hours and hours […]
Joe Giudice in Court Today in New Jersey
Juicy Joe Giudice was back in court today. It seems he has so many cases and his defense attorney does too that scheduling everything is problematic. We did find out that his federal trial will be in April. I am not sure if Teresa’s trial will happen at the same time or not. They are […]
UPDATED: Even More Charges Against Teresa and Joe Giudice !
If it’s Monday, it must mean more charges for the Giudices! Today they were both charged with two new counts in the Federal case. According to NorthJersey,com: The new indictment, returned by a federal grand jury against Teresa Giudice, 41, and her husband, Giuseppe “Joe” Giudice, 43, both of Towaco, adds two new counts against […]
All The Tea and Documents on Giudice Lawsuit. Including RHONJ SALARIES!
Teresa claimed to be employed as an executive assistant for Modern Era Investment Corp making $3,750 a month. At the time (September 2001), she was actually unemployed. Both Teresa and Joe are charged with falsifying federal documents (a HUGE no no) including income tax returns and fake w-2 forms as well as fake pay stubs. Based on […]