I am a few episodes behind on this Catfish Recap. It’s the last thing I recap each week so on busy weeks it gets left behind. But I always catch up for my Catfish crew! This one starts off interesting. Savenia wrote in first about a guy named Dylan she has been talking to online […]
Catfish: Traves & Candy
The stupidity of the names alone have me excited that this will be a fantastic trainwreck. For the love of God, please don’t let us be stuck in L.A. again. Traves is 25 and from fucking L.A. Sigh. He is being catfished by Candy Red. Yep. You read that right. Nothing sketchy about that if […]
Catfish: Zak & Garrett
I’m really slow to recap these shows lately because there is so much on TV right now to get to. And also because they are cutting back on staging houses in favor of meeting at public restaurants, my entire interest in the couches and wall colors is waning. Could I be cured of my Catfish […]
Catfish: Mary & Adam
Hello, Catfish fans (of perhaps we are anti-fans?) sorry for the delay it has been a busy week for me. I have been dying to see this because Mary is back. This time she is claiming SHE is the catfish. ARGH once again, because I have to tape the second showing, I am watching the […]
Catfish: Lawrence & Cierra
Lawrence is a 19-year-old student from Maryland who met his Catfish, Cierra, two and a half years ago on Periscope. Cierra lives three hours away in Virginia. It’s the same old set up, she always backs out of meetups, they have never video chatted. We know the drill. At Lawrence’s house Nev acts like they […]
Catfish: Alyssa And Tyler
If you are new to this site, welcome. I should warn you in advance that I am more into the formulaic plotline of these stories and the staging of the houses than the actual relationships themselves. Also, I am gobsmacked that there are still people this stupid in the world and firmly believe most of […]
Catfish: Sheklia & Talli
It’s time for yet another season of Catfish. I can’t wait to focus way more on the staging of the houses than the ridiculous made up stories this season. I am also thrilled that the names of the couple this season are so ridiculously spelled. That always portends a whole lot of extra stupid. I […]
Catfish: Nicole and Nicole
We start with a girl named Nicole who goes by Nicole Riot on the internet. She has a sort of an alternative punk rock kind of look. She is not contacting Nev and Max about an online relationship she’s concerned about. She is trying to find a way to stop people from using her photo […]
Catfish: Caitlyn & Kenton
I have fallen behind on my Catfish recaps lately but last night I noticed that Catfish was trending on Twitter and that is always a sign of a popular episode, so I’m going to take a break from dealing with all the technical stuff and recap this episode before last week’s. Okay, this is odd. […]
Catfish: Kailani & Sam
Well this show looks a lot more interesting than last week’s already. The email comes from a gay guy named Melvin who was in a cyber relationship with a guy named Sam. Sam displayed all the usual signs of a catfish, no video chatting, could never meet, attempts to meet up thwarted by major […]
Catfish: Yasmine & Lewis
I’m two episodes behind on Catfish. The past couple of weeks have been extremely busy so I am hoping to get caught up this weekend. In tonight’s episode, Sandra contacts the Max and Nev about her granddaughter who is sending money to her online boyfriend. Yasmine sent the money to “Lewis” but since you have […]
#Catfish: Mecca & Tanner
I really need this episode tonight to blow off some steam after a long, long day of really bad weather. I’m starting to wonder why we haven’t been to meet a catfish at a park next to a large body of water. It’s like they don’t understand that the reason to watch the show is […]
Catfish: Marvin & Austin
Sorry for the delay in recapping this episode, it was a very busy week with breaking news on the reality show front and I got too busy to get to it. I’m excited to have a moment to catch up now though! And then the housewives grind begins again… Well this is strange, the show […]
Catfish: Telizza & Shai
Wednesday is my favorite day to recap lately, I’ve got Imposters, Stranded With A Million Dollars, and Catfish. I had so much to do today, but there is always tomorrow. Unless there is no tomorrow and it that case I had a really good last day. This episode is good already because the names are […]
Catfish: Danny and Rosa
It’s time for another ridiculous episode of Catfish where I ask the question, is a new couch and a fresh coat of paint for your living room, really worth this level of humiliation? I mean have you seen this show? Danny is being catfished this week by someone claiming to be a girl named Rosa. Danny […]
Catfish Recap: Alante and Nevaeh
I’m so excited that it is time for Catfish again! I can tell by the names that this episode is going to be fantastic. The weirder the names the dumber the people, in my experience. Um, except for those of your reading here with really dumb names. You are the exceptions. This week’s catfish victim […]
Catfish: Shawny & Jack
It’s time for a brand new season of Catfish and I am so glad it is coming on when I have time to recap it live. These shows reair on MTV for years, over and over during the wee hours of every night. It’s great for bringing in new readers! The Victim? Or The […]
Catfish Recap: Luis & Sydney
Sorry we have missed a couple of Catfish episodes, things at TamaraTattles.com have been mad busy. I am actually supposed to be recapping something else tonight and I just have to see what is going on with Nev and Max. It looks like a fairly normal episode so far tonight. Let’s get started. The […]
Catfish Candic & Titus
Well this is new, the pumpkin walls are starting in the hotel room on this episode. Was this filmed for the last season? Because watermelon is the new pumpkin. Also, we know the hotel would not let them paint the walls, so this is either a weird coincidence or proof of the CGI. Candic […]
Catfish Spencer & Katy — London Calling!
If nothing else this episode we are going to London, and since my passport just expired and renewing it seems quite traumatic (passport photo! Hail noe!) I may be limiting my travel to the U.S. for a bit. Oh and it looks like we will be meeting Katy Perry! So even more fantastic! Spencer […]
Catfish Recap: Larissa and Anthony
So I just recapped the first episode of the season with Jayme and Lucas and it already looks like another season of someone coming on the show to promote something. On the first one it was the Playboy Model supposedly getting catfished but really getting air time. What will happen on the second one? Will […]
Remember “Kidd Cole” The Biggest Psycho Ever on Catfish? He’s in Prison
Former “catfish” on MTV’s Catfish, Jerez Nehemiah Stone-Coleman, AKA Kidd Cole, was sentenced to 21 months in prison on March 22, 2016 for making false threats against several public transit stations in Washington, D.C. He was also given three years of supervised release upon completion of his sentence. In May of 2015, he was arrested […]
Catfish Season Finale Recap: Brittany & Bryon
I’m thinking this is the finale which means it will probably be a good one. They aired it right before the VMAs started. Britanny is a stay at home mom of three. Bryon is a hot military guy. If you believe his photos are really him, but I don’t. He’s hot and young, and […]
Catfish Recap: Devan & Rylan
I just can’t stop watching this messy show because you just never know what sort of fresh stupidity you are going to get. I can only remember one or two happily ever after shows and even they were suspect. I will never understand why reality shows simply must get faker and faker as the seasons […]
Catfish: Hundra & Emily “Hey Let’s Look Stupid As Fuck on TV!”
Why must we have this Machine Gun Kelly person instead of Max? I hate this episode already. The only acceptable stand in for Max would be Taylor Hicks, because I really would not be able to tell the difference. Plus Taylor could probably use a gig right about now. But no, we have this scrawny […]
Catfish Recap: Sydney & Ayissha
Remember Cabbage Patch Kids? Those dolls in the 80s that were so ugly they were cute? Catfish has become sort of like that in the sense that this show is so ridiculously stupid it’s funny. Even if this stuff is all made up, I can’t for the life of me figure out how people would […]
Catfish Recap: Andria & David
I steadily getting caught up on the shows that I slept through last week, so I thought I would recap Catfish since each episode is sort of a stand alone show. Let’s see what idiots we are dealing with this week. This week’s idiot is Andria. You might have guessed that by the way her […]
Catfish Recap: Thad and Sara
After the most ridiculously fake episode of Catfish ever last week with Prophet and Trinity, this week we seem to have a real story and it doesn’t seem as though it will end well. We start this week with the boys in the usual hotel room. They get an email from a guy named […]
Catfish Recap: Prophet & Trinity
Well Prophet and Trinity definitely seem like a marriage made by God himself. what could possibly go wrong here? Wait WHUT? it’s PROPHET From Nappy Roots? Oh this can’t be fake at all. /Heavy Sigh Nev explains why every hotel they go to the have the same pictures. They can’t use the hotel room picture […]
Catfish Recap: Tiana and James
There is a new episode of Catfish on my DVR. I guess a new season started. Tiana is 21 and in love with James who is 24. They both live in North Carolina but not in the same town. She apparently moved from Washington state to North Carolina with her family to be closer to […]
Catfish Recap: Steven & Samm
My cable connection needed to be reset tonight so I am a few minutes late starting this recap, but I did want to get it up tonight! So here goes. This week’s email comes from a mother named Aurora whose 18-year-old son, wants to move to California to live with his online girlfriend, Samm. She […]
Catfish Recap: Blaire & Markie WTF?
In another episode from Catfish: Alternative Lifestyles we meet Blaire who appears to be either a lesbian or a trans gender. This has not really been explained. Blaire is homeless. Her parents kicked her out of the house, presumably because of her sexual preferences or gender identity. Markie is the catfish. She won’t video […]
Catfish Recap: Jamey & Ari
Okay the dude is Jamey and he lives in Houston. He met Ari on Plenty of Fish. She is very pretty. She also lives in Houston. Um, WTF? Same town, never met? Neither of them have a car and transportation is a problem. This is some stupid shit already. So Jamey need the boys to […]