It’s time for yet another season of Catfish. I can’t wait to focus way more on the staging of the houses than the ridiculous made up stories this season. I am also thrilled that the names of the couple this season are so ridiculously spelled. That always portends a whole lot of extra stupid. I […]
Remember “Kidd Cole” The Biggest Psycho Ever on Catfish? He’s in Prison
Former “catfish” on MTV’s Catfish, Jerez Nehemiah Stone-Coleman, AKA Kidd Cole, was sentenced to 21 months in prison on March 22, 2016 for making false threats against several public transit stations in Washington, D.C. He was also given three years of supervised release upon completion of his sentence. In May of 2015, he was arrested […]
Catfish Season Finale Recap: Brittany & Bryon
I’m thinking this is the finale which means it will probably be a good one. They aired it right before the VMAs started. Britanny is a stay at home mom of three. Bryon is a hot military guy. If you believe his photos are really him, but I don’t. He’s hot and young, and […]
Catfish Recap: Devan & Rylan
I just can’t stop watching this messy show because you just never know what sort of fresh stupidity you are going to get. I can only remember one or two happily ever after shows and even they were suspect. I will never understand why reality shows simply must get faker and faker as the seasons […]
Catfish: Hundra & Emily “Hey Let’s Look Stupid As Fuck on TV!”
Why must we have this Machine Gun Kelly person instead of Max? I hate this episode already. The only acceptable stand in for Max would be Taylor Hicks, because I really would not be able to tell the difference. Plus Taylor could probably use a gig right about now. But no, we have this scrawny […]
Catfish Recap: Sydney & Ayissha
Remember Cabbage Patch Kids? Those dolls in the 80s that were so ugly they were cute? Catfish has become sort of like that in the sense that this show is so ridiculously stupid it’s funny. Even if this stuff is all made up, I can’t for the life of me figure out how people would […]
Catfish Recap: Andria & David
I steadily getting caught up on the shows that I slept through last week, so I thought I would recap Catfish since each episode is sort of a stand alone show. Let’s see what idiots we are dealing with this week. This week’s idiot is Andria. You might have guessed that by the way her […]
Catfish Recap: Thad and Sara
After the most ridiculously fake episode of Catfish ever last week with Prophet and Trinity, this week we seem to have a real story and it doesn’t seem as though it will end well. We start this week with the boys in the usual hotel room. They get an email from a guy named […]
Catfish Recap: Prophet & Trinity
Well Prophet and Trinity definitely seem like a marriage made by God himself. what could possibly go wrong here? Wait WHUT? it’s PROPHET From Nappy Roots? Oh this can’t be fake at all. /Heavy Sigh Nev explains why every hotel they go to the have the same pictures. They can’t use the hotel room picture […]
Catfish Recap: Tiana and James
There is a new episode of Catfish on my DVR. I guess a new season started. Tiana is 21 and in love with James who is 24. They both live in North Carolina but not in the same town. She apparently moved from Washington state to North Carolina with her family to be closer to […]
Catfish Recap: Steven & Samm
My cable connection needed to be reset tonight so I am a few minutes late starting this recap, but I did want to get it up tonight! So here goes. This week’s email comes from a mother named Aurora whose 18-year-old son, wants to move to California to live with his online girlfriend, Samm. She […]
Catfish Recap: Blaire & Markie WTF?
In another episode from Catfish: Alternative Lifestyles we meet Blaire who appears to be either a lesbian or a trans gender. This has not really been explained. Blaire is homeless. Her parents kicked her out of the house, presumably because of her sexual preferences or gender identity. Markie is the catfish. She won’t video […]
Catfish Recap: Jamey & Ari
Okay the dude is Jamey and he lives in Houston. He met Ari on Plenty of Fish. She is very pretty. She also lives in Houston. Um, WTF? Same town, never met? Neither of them have a car and transportation is a problem. This is some stupid shit already. So Jamey need the boys to […]
Catfish Recap: Whitney & Bre
I am a week behind on Catfish and almost didn’t recap this one, but then if I watched and it was really good I would have been mad I didn’t recap so we can talk about it. So here goes. Oh I can already tell it is going to be good. They said in the […]
Catfish Recap: Felipe and Jasmine: It’s A JazzMAN!
Max is back! Oh Thank the Baby Jesus! Okay the catfish this week is Jasmine and she is leading some 23 year old down the garden path. His name is Felipe and he seems like an easy target. They have never talked on the phone. That screams “It’s a Dude!” to me every week. Ha! […]
Catfish Recap: Chitara and Priscilla
Tonight it is a Lesbian Catfish! Chitara is the one who wrote in because she has a catfish named Priscilla. Priscilla dumped her. Priscilla is supposed to be a nurse who also lives in her town of Durham. Priscilla dumped her and said it was all lies and she never loved her. Priscilla is SUPER […]
Catfish Recap: Daisy & Marcus
The guest host is Tyler Oakley is an LBGT advocate on Instagram. Nev says that makes him the best choice for this episode. This leads me to believe that Marcus ain’t a man already because they have already shown us Daisy. They are giving us way too much information on these episodes this season. Daisy […]
Catfish Recap: Courtney & Isaak Um, Creepy!
Let’s see if the is episode of Catfish is any less predictable than last week’s Catfish that started with Nev and Charlamagne stressing over and over that the dude was a dude letting us all know in the first five minutes that the dude was definitely NOT a dude. In an interesting twist this week, […]
Catfish Recap: Miracle and Javonni
Sorry about pumping you guys up for this show and then blowing it off. I had a hell of a hard time getting this show to tape. I think I have a conflict when the show comes on. I have been taping that Tom Colicchio show Best New Restaurant and Nashville. I think I can […]
Catfish Blake and Kiersten Recap: The Episode “Kiersten” Did Not Want Aired
EDITED: It was confirmed to me today that Kendra did sue about the episode and the result was that it would air one time only and not be available online. So if you missed it, you missed out! I was informed today on the blog about Bianca and Brogan that I missed a new episode […]