By Phil Andros I have a confession gentle and not-so-gentle readers. I’m hungover. I almost never drink enough to make me hungover anymore, but here I am, hungover and supposed to be watching Scandal, which just sounds like a recipe for pain. So I ask myself, “Self, WWTamaraD?” Self replies “DUH,” and I pour myself […]
Scandal Recap: “The Miseducation of Susan Ross” or “It’s Hotter than Two Squirrels Screwing in a Wool Sock”
By Contributing Writer, Phil Andros So here we are at the big debate! Hollis is doing his best Donald Trump imitation talking about building a wall. Frankly, I’m already a little annoyed with Shonda and we’re barely 30 seconds into it. I know, it’s Shonda, why am I annoyed? She doesn’t do nuanced. She […]
Scandal Recap: Pencils Down
By Contributing Writer, Phil Andros Oh SHONDA, just when I was getting ready to leave you, you reeled me back in with this brilliant episode of Scandal? Before I get to the recap of the show that was last night’s episode, I need a second to address what’s gone horribly wrong with Scandal since season 1. […]
Scandal Recap: Things Best Left Unseen
By Contributing Writer, Phil Andros TRIGGER WARNING: THE CONTENTS OF THIS SHOW WILL INSULT YOUR INTELLIGENCE. EVEN YOU, THE BOOGER EATING WINDOW LICKER IN THE CORNER. Hello Lovers of Sanity. Does anyone even watch this train wreck anymore? I mean after Scandal season whatever when Olivia was kidnapped and ransomed off on some international Craigslist […]
How To Get Away With Murder: Another Season Ends With a Bang
This post will include spoilers for this past season of How to Get Away With Murder. Stop reading now if you are not all caught up, and then check back later! Last night was the season two finale of HTGAWM, even though it really seemed like four seasons due to the winter break. I don’t […]
How To Get Away With Murder Recap: I Want to Die
Flash Forward Wes and Laurel are trying to stop Michaela and Connor as they leave the mansion. Stop them from what? Getting help? Going to the police? We don’t know. But we do know that Wes has a gun in his hands. So maybe he shot Annalise? Present Day Wes is getting dressed when he […]
How To Get Away With Murder Recap: Two Birds, One Millstone
By @TamaraMissy Opening Flash Forward The flash forward is a frantic Frank running into the hospital screaming for the doctors to tell him what is going on and to save her life. Annalise flat lined and Frank is escorted out. As he walks back to his car he becomes perfectly calm again! Then we see […]
How To Get Away With Murder Recap: Meet Bonnie
By @TamaraMissy In the flash forward this week is Bonnie running from the mansion. She gets into a car and we see a stunned and silent Asher sitting in the passenger seat. Present Time (Three Weeks Early) Asher is at the courthouse about to make his plea deal with Sinclair official. But he can’t stop […]
How To Get Away With Murder: Skanks Get Shanked
It was another great #TGIT this week. Is it me of is Grey’s kind of depressing? I only started rewatching again recently, and I’m starting to remember why I stopped watching. As for Scandal, what do y’all think about Jake not really being Jake? What do you think his real name is? I need him […]
How To Get Away With Murder: It’s Called The Octopus
By: TamaraMissy Flash Forward Once again we are shown Annalise bleeding and fighting to stay alive. Her cell phone is buzzing and it’s Nate trying to get a hold of her. She’s struggling to breath and can’t reach her phone. Present day Annalise is getting drunk and dictating into a recorder. Mostly about the […]
How To Get Away With Murder Recap: She’s Dying
By @TamaraMissy We have a new recapper in town, folks! A big thanks to “the other Tamara” for taking on HTGAWM. So this week we start off with a fast forward of Wes running into the woods and a gunshot going off in the background. We see Conner kneeling over a bleeding and dying Annalise. […]
Scandal Recap: I’m Just A Bill
It seems the beginning of the episode has been clipped for some reason. Charter’s DVR capabilities suck if you are taping more than one show in a time slot. Papa Pope is back and in Olivia’s apartment. I may be an episode behind on this show as well. I seem to have too many recaps […]
Scandal Discussion!
I know several of you have expressed interest in my Scandal ( and The Blacklist) recaps that I used to do. The truth be told, recapping dramatic scripted shows is way more time-consuming and intellectually taxing that point out that grown ass women on Bravo shows are getting paid shitloads of money to act […]
How To Get Away With Murder Season Finale Recap: Who Killed Lila?
I forgot to prepare a blog for this so I will probably be very far behind tonight. I’m not going to go into excruciating detail because it’s a two hour show and I’d actually like to watch some of it. I have a question we will be left with more questions than answers when this […]
#TGIT Thoughts on Scandal and How To Get Away With Murder
My cable for some reason does not like for me to watch the local ABC channel without rebooting it so last night I missed Scandal and part of HTGAWM. I’m getting caught up now On Demand. Sadly On Demand I am not really allowed to pause so my thoughts will be brief and erratic. We […]
Thoughts on Scandal…
First of all, please hold your comments on How To Get Away With Murder. I haven’t seen it yet and likely will not get to it tonight. Thanks. OMG! Huck has a few BILLION dollars lying around. Awesome. Also I didn’t see that kidnapper dude being shot by that other kidnapper dude coming! Oh look! […]
Thoughts on #TGIT
I was really tired last night and not really sure I would make it through #TGIT so I did a bit of back end work on the site with American Idol running in the background instead of watching Grey’s. Feel free to discuss it here, but I won’t be able to join in until I […]
Scandal Fall Finale Episode: “Where the Sun Don’t Shine” (Recap)
We last left the captiol, Poppa Pope had given up on his baby girl and high tailed it out of there to regroup somewhere. We begin with Olivia in her same white outfit and flat hair sitting holding her coat looking at her two men figure out what to do next. They have people looking […]
Scandal: The Last Supper (Recap)
Jake, Liv and Fitz are all in the secret room trying to talk for the first time. Jake wants to kill Poppa Pope. I think it’s the only way to go. Liv and Fitz want “evidence.” Just let Jake go after him Liv, it’s best for everyone. Well, except for us. I love Joe Morton. […]
Scandalous Talk
How about a post where we just talk about the last episode of Scandal without all the detailed recaps? Because I have stuff that needs discussing. Like Leo Bergen. Am I the only one that thought we had seen the last of him? Suddenly now he has the hots for Abby and seems to have […]
Scandal: Mellie Gets a Mentor While Fitz Gets Hope
This was probably the best episode of the season! But almost everyone is more concerned with their personal life than their jobs. Olivia is still torn between two lovers. Despite all the guts and gore and B613 torture she has seen, her nightmares are full of steamy sex with two interchangeable lovers. Poor dear. From […]
#TGIT Update
Grey’s Anatomy I used to watch Grey’s Anatomy a million years ago. I remember McDreamy. I remember the Asian doctor whose relationship ended sadly. I don’t remember much else, or why I stopped watching. I don’t recall actually breaking up with Grey’s specifically, I think we just grew apart and sort of consciously uncoupled in […]
Scandal: Apparently The Eiffel Tower is More Than A Parisian Tourist Spot
First of all this is a two-part episode. Why? I mean don’t all the episodes build on the previous one? Why give this one a distinction of being part one of two? We start with Poppa Pope trying to blow Jake up. But Jake knows all the tricks. So in the war between Jake […]
Scandal Some of The Best Quotes From Last Night’s Show, And Some Questions
Here are some of the best quotes from last night’s Scandal. And I have some questions about the show at the end. And another I just thought of putting the pictures in. Am I the only one who thinks it was weird that Olivia didn’t get a coffee of her own when she bought one […]
Thoughts on Scandal?
And by thoughts I mean what are your thoughts? I fell asleep in the middle and just rewatched it. I did not take any notes. But I do have questions. Is the guy on the surveillance tape that Jake was looking at before Liv showed up the guy that Quinn was with briefly after the […]
Random Thoughts on the Scandal Premiere
Was the Gone Girl product placement because the movie is coming out? Or just a pop culture connection to Olivia being on an island and a “gone girl’? Did we really need to see the finger banging? How did Olivia get her hair straightened between the island girl do and the car ride, which appeared […]
ABC Thursday Night Lineup! Grey’s Anatomy, Scandal, & How To Get Away With Murder!
Hey y’all. I ran a few errands in the world today and didn’t eat until late in the afternoon. As soon as I ate I fell asleep while trying to catch up on a few things online. I’m not sure what exactly causes the narcoleptic fits but I’m sure it’s related to blood sugar or […]
Scandal Finale Quote Recap
You go in there and you be Jesus! ~Leo to Sally Let’s be honest. We lost the election today. ~Cyrus to Olivia When you were running for governor, your father raped Mellie. ~Olivia to Fitz Despite the exhaustive efforts of world-class medical team Fitzgerald Thomas Grant IV passed away at 8:46 p.m. from bacterial meningitis. ~Olivia […]
Scandal Recap: Flesh and Blood OMG!!!
It is near impossible to recap this show, so tonight I just did a bunch of jaw dropping quotes… But OMG! That ending! We got Papa Pope half dead and Cyrus planning to let Sally Langston, Leo, and all the people attending the dead senator’s funeral get blown the fuck up! And did Eli kill […]
Scandal Recap: Families Stick Together
On this episode of Scandal, there are a lot of people who can’t keep their dicks in their pants, or who are really trying to get their dicks out of their pants. Really this episode was all about dick. And making out in front of sheer curtains. And dysfunctional families. We start with the dysfunctional […]
Scandal Recap: Kiss Kiss Bang! Bang!
And just like that my favorite Scandal couple is no more. I really wasn’t expecting James to die. I know the signs were all there, but I thought they were just trying to make us worry about it. So I didn’t worry about it. I was blown away. I tried to recap last night as […]
Scandal: A Quotes Only Recap
Where the hell do you summon the audacity to accuse me of dirty politics while you’re the one slathered in mud fornicating with whatever slithers by while dining on your own filth until you’re too fat to stand? Well guess what? Time for the slaughter piggy piggy! Time for the slaughter you filthy cloven beast! […]
Scandal: Dirty Little Secrets
Sorry for the delay, gladiators! I’m sort of all over the place these days and focus is not my long suit at the moment. I am dying to talk to you about the return of Scandal though! It seems that everyone has a dirty little secret. If you haven’t read my friends chart, you can […]