By The Lady Cocotte Tonight we’re treated to a very special episode of Vanderpump Rules. Trouble in Lala-land has the titular SUR hostess on the defense. Last night, Lala Kent announced she’s an alcoholic. Her accountability to her process bodes well for her future. Her need to get ahead of tonight’s narrative promises drama at […]
Vanderpump Rules: Tom vs. Tom
By The Lady Cocotte As anyone who saw last week’s Vanderpump Rules preview knows, Tom vs. Tom reignites the James Kennedy/Katie Maloney Schwartz blood feud. It’s the storyline we hoped was over, all tarted up for the SUR alley. Will Fat-gate be the undoing of the only successful relationship on the show? Or will the […]
Vanderpump Rules: Reptilian Brain
By The Lady Cocotte There’s a disturbance in the Vanderpump Rules universe. Don’t blame Jax Taylor’s alleged STDs. Or Lisa Vanderpump’s numerous legal dramas. Our favorite former-SURvers are experiencing relationship problems. Everyone’s talking about Lala Kent’s breakup. While James Kennedy enjoys the schadenfreude, Brittany Cartwright and Jax Taylor bid farewell to the PJ. When Lala […]
Vanderpump Rules: PJs on the PJ
By The Lady Cocotte The cast of Vanderpump Rules is well versed in hangovers and regret. When partying pays your bills, you’ve gone pro. So, before PJs on the PJ can get to the meat of it’s story, we’re forced to sift through the wreckage of the Girls’ Trip to Solvang. Katie Maloney Schwartz wears […]
Vanderpump Rules: Return of Crazy Kristen
By The Lady Cocotte Vanderpump Rules is usually so good at easing us into an episode. Have Lisa Vanderpump and the Toms (Sandoval and Schwartz) give us an update on TomTom. Have the Witches of WeHo remind us who they’re mad at and why. Maybe throw Scheana Shay a bone and give her five seconds […]
Vanderpump Rules: So Vain in Solvang
By The Lady Cocotte This week on Vanderpump Rules, a hungover Lisa Vanderpump stumbles into SUR. The night before, the TomTom/Daily Mail party was a smashing success. Everyone loved the stuffy decor. The old lady flower arrangements. The insultingly ugly TomTom logo. The namesake Toms (Sandoval and Schwartz) are ready to celebrate. But LVP channels her […]
Vanderpump Rules: Tom and Tommer
By The Lady Cocotte Do you ever watch a Bravo show and wonder where the story is? Does presenting a series of events, edited in the order they occurred, qualify as a show? I only ask because tonight’s Vanderpump Rules felt like a forty minute paean to LVP’s jeans. Here’s the thing: I take Vanderpump […]
Vanderpump Rules: A Housewarming Divided
By The Lady Cocotte Vanderpump Rules is my jam. Manufactured pathos, a WeHo hipster fantasy. The deeper the delusion, the sweeter the Schadenfreude. But something isn’t sitting right with me. Last week got ugly. In ways it didn’t need to. Billie is unlikeable. Katie is cruel. Childhood triggers can mess you up. Inclusion is important. […]
Vanderpump Rules: Girls’ Night In
By The Lady Cocotte You know I’m under the weather when my Vanderpump Rules recap is late. I have an unhealthy obsession with the SUR crowd that requires constant input. Maybe there’s a part of me that wishes I could live in my twenties, forever. Maybe life would be easier if I had zero self-awareness […]
Vanderpump Rules: Love Thy Mother
By The Lady Cocotte Sometimes Vanderpump Rules is nothing more than a series of vignettes, a way to reposition the cast for future storytelling. Thanks to Stassi Schroeder’s mother, tonight’s chess board shuffle comes with a side of Lymopause. Dayna’s IMDB page proudly lists 11 episodes of Vanderpump Rules. She has a thriving Etsy store […]
Vanderpump Rules: Ice Queens
By The Lady Cocotte It’s been a long two weeks without Vanderpump Rules. Holiday family time? Peaceful tidings for a new year? Yes, I enjoyed them. But that didn’t stop me from wondering why Lisa Vanderpump hiked her Vander-cookies all the way to James Kennedy’s apartment. She’s a millennial Victor/Victoria. An enabler playing a woke […]
Vanderpump Rules: Lisa’s Dilemma
By The Lady Cocotte Like an 80’s revival that never ends, Vanderpump Rules brings us right back to Katie’s ultimatum. Not the one she gave her husband. That was resolved in season 5. This time around she’s demanding action with real-life consequences: fire James Kennedy or knowingly flout labor laws on national TV. It’s HR […]
Vanderpump Rules: Either Him or Me
By The Lady Cocotte Vanderpump Rules brings us right back to SUR Pride. Watch entitled twits attack an untalented Brit, against a backdrop of neon and side ponies. Like, oh my God, the 80’s were so awesome! Raquel is at a crossroads. James’ cheating baggage is finally too big to ignore. It’s time to fully […]
Vanderpump Rules: Hope and Pride
By The Lady Cocotte Vanderpump Rules has two major storylines this season. Jax and Brittany’s engagement brings out the fun in the group. They plan a stealth party like it’s a caper. Wings from Hooters? Check. Alcohol? Check. Instagram friendly balloons? Check check. Even Lisa Vanderpump, a woman too distraught to work, attends. This is […]
Vanderpump Rules Season 7 Premiere: A Decent Proposal
By The Lady Cocotte There’s been a lot of wind-up to tonight’s Vanderpump Rules Season 7 premiere. First, the VPR kids got obsessed with 90 Day Fiancé. It was all fun and games when Beau posted videos of them watching together, or Stassi interviewed Darcey on her podcast. But, as he is wont to do, […]
Vanderpump Rules Season 7 Trailer and Premiere Date
By The Lady Cocotte Hallelujah and huzzah! Bravo has finally released the Vanderpump Rules Season 7 trailer and premiere date. Check out the high jinks, brought to you by Taco Bell and Adderall. Monday, December 3 is only a month away… UPDATED!
Blind Item: This It What It Sounds Like When Dolphins Cry
There are so many people doing stupid things right now related to an upcoming hearing I can’t stand it. Dolphins are jumping through hoops hoping to get back on the show at Sea World. There are actual fools photoshopping things on social media that disparage people who are sexual assault victims. IN A COURT CASE […]
Is There Such a Thing As “Body Dysmorphia By Proxy”? Because Kim Biermann Can’t Stop Photoshopping Her Four Year Old
I don’t think I’ve done an actual post on Kim Biermann photoshopping Kaia on Instagram, but I have mentioned it. She does it all the time. People keep sending me photos and I’m just at a loss for words. Her two oldest daughters do it all the time and I know that is “a thing” […]
Teen Mom 2 Reunion Part Two (Plus a Bit of KatePlus8 News)
Part two of the reunion starts with Leah. Who knew she would be one of the sanest moms left of the show? She really is doing the best she can with the hand she has been dealt with Ali. Dr. Drew told her the same thing. Also Corey has finally accepted the situation. Corey says […]
Y’all You Have To See Fessie The Substitute Teacher #BB20
This is not a joke. This is him subbing for a music class. ALL CHILDREN LEFT BEHIND INDEED! He can’t even take roll! To be fair it can be tricky sometimes with all the misspelled names these days but check this Out!
Dorit Kemsley Harassed In Bahamas Over Swimwear Shenanigans
A commenter sent me a short video of some woman chasing Dorit all over the beach shouting at her about the money she allegedly owes Ryan Horne her business partner in her swimwear line. Horne financed the entire endeavor and was never repaid according to court documents. Horne has been in the swimsuit business in […]
Teen Mom Reunion: Part One Was A Snorefest
Dr. Drew is co-hosting this reunion with Nessa. I’m not sure how I feel about this. Also, everyone is so violent and unpredictable that no one can be on screen together. I love how Leah just sat there calmly on the couch throughout the entire brawl. We are going to start with Brianna and Brittney. […]
Dorit And Paul Kemsley Accused Of Ripping Off Bathing Suit Company
Wait! You mean when we saw Dorit coloring little pictures of swims suits and adding random bows to the already existing styles she wasn’t really an international swimsuit designer? And the Dorit and Paul put absolutely zero dollars into the business? It was all a farce for a reality TV show? And a scam? And […]
Teen Mom 2: Reunion Behind The Screams
Well, It all comes down to this. It’s time for the reunion were headlines were made at the time of the filming about a huge cat fight between Kailyn and Brianna. I’m sure nothing pleases Javi more than these two fools fighting over him. Jenelle is not coming because David isn’t allowed. She told Brianna […]
Teen Mom 2: On The Mend
Jenelle I am so happy that Jace called Barbara as soon as he was free of Jenelle. I also hope Barbara doesn’t send Jace back to her for the weekend. Apparently, she is going to believe Jenelle’s BS story about not pulling a real gun on the guy she had road rage with. I’d believe […]
Teen Mom 2: Road Rage
There are lots of Teen Mom stories today. Two about this episode where Jenelle pulls a gun on someone, and one about Ryan from Teen Mom 2 who has been arrested again on heroin charges. He’s in the pokey with no bond until his court date on August 6th. So Mackenzie managed to get herself […]
Teen Mom 2: Forget About Dre
Chelsea I love that Chelsea has Aubree in gymnastics. I think it is great that little girls have their own sports activities. That was not always the case. Aubree seems to love it. Chelsea is past the twelve week mark and is ready to start telling people she is pregnant. It’s time for the father […]
Teen Mom 2: Thirsty
Before we get started, Catelynn fell downs some stairs of something and was in the hospital during the wee hours of Sunday morning. That doesn’t sound good. Chelsea Chelsea took a blood test to find out the gender of the baby she is expecting. Apparently, they don’t want to wait for the ultrasound photos. I […]
Teen Mom 2: Access Issues
Brianna I am pretty much the only person that likes Brianna, and her starting off the show with an ad for that horrific plastic surgeon who does like 10 surgeries on these girls at once may be my breaking point. Then, her mother spills the beans that Javi wants to propose. UGH. Javi calls Brianna […]
Teen Mom 2: Quicksand
Oh my, it looks like THE HOUSE on THE LAND is sinking and the ceiling is cracking up. Maybe it just can’t take all the crazy! David talked to the VP of the modular home company about the house. Apparently, the house was not built on a proper foundation. Now there is a metaphor for […]
Teen Mom 2: Unicorn Poop
Kailyn I apparently caught at least this first scene with Kail and her gross podcast already. I either tuned out at that part or perhaps it was a rerun and I turned the channel. Lux’s dad has filed for emergency visitation. She hasn’t talked to him in a couple months and says he has never […]
Vanderpump Rules: Secrets Revealed
By The Lady Cocotte Vanderpump Rules Season 6 sends us into that good night with Secrets Revealed, an entire episode of footage too boring to include in the actual show. There’s a new scene of Lisa Vanderpump ogling Lala Kent’s breasts. Another of her counting Lala’s coins. Lala assures us she’s well taken care of. […]
Vanderpump Rules: Reunion, Part 3
By The Lady Cocotte The final episode of the Vanderpump Rules Season 6 Reunion starts with the Bromance of the Century. In honor of Jax and James’ 1 year anniversary (who didn’t love Season 5 reunion James?) the cast lists their similarities. They’re compulsive. Needy. They both love attention. It’s all laughter and lolz until […]
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