Kail It seems like Kail suddenly thinks Javi is just great when she realizes that putting a PFA on him will cause her to lose her free babysitter. This will last until Javi files for child support from Kail. Kail is painting a bedroom. Presumably for the nursery. Doesn’t she know that pregnant women should […]
Teen Mom 2: On The Hunt
I’m behind on some of the less read recaps this week because there were multiple technical issues on the site that needed my attention. The bottom line is, I’m going to need my own private server. Which is good news, because that means the site is doing very well, but it’s also expensive and scary […]
Teen Mom 2: MotherDucker
Kailyn Somehow, Janelle of all people found out that Kailyn was pregnant and decided to tweet Kailyn congratulations. Jenelle said she heard it from the crew, which makes sense, but Kailyn doesn’t believe that. I’m sure she will blame Javi for this. Kailyn writes a blog announcing her pregnancy and talking about how people went […]
Teen Mom 2: Unfinished Sentences
Jennelle Jenelle, the current sperm donor and their brood have moved into the new house. Sort of. When Jenelle goes to pick up David’s daughter with the donut, David calls and Kaiser throws a wingdinger because he didn’t get to talk to David. He’s clearly very attached to him which it going to make the […]
Teen Mom 2 Lips Don’t Lie
Jenelle So correct me if I’m wrong, but didn’t Jenelle just have a baby? And she immediately parcels out all of the kids to go on a romantic trip to the mountains with Baby Daddy 3? I’m already irritated and we are like thirty seconds in to the episode. At least we get to see […]
Teen Mom 2: Tough Proposals
Jenelle This pregnant couple is basically homeless at this point. They are staying at a temporary rental that is fully furnished until their new house is finished. The old place allegedly had mold. I suspect production is putting them up in the interim. The baby will be coming before the new house is ready. Excellent […]
Teen Mom 2: Going Down That Route
Briana Y’all must not have watched Briana’s season because last week you could not have cared less about her. But I found her family quite interesting in that season. Briana seemed like the smartest one in her family. This week Briana finds out that the father of her baby, Lou is cheating on her and […]
Teen Mom 2 Is Back!
I was watching this thinking “I can’t wait for Becky J’s recap!” Then I realized this is another series and she hasn’t signed up for it. So rather than do a real recap I just want to give up a place to talk about it. Chelsea is still happy as a clam with her man […]
Vanderpump Rules Filming News! Time To Trade In For A Younger Model Or Two
“Queen you shall be… until there comes another, younger and more beautiful, to cast you down and take all that you hold dear.” I’ve been remiss in updating you guys on Vanderpump Rules so I am going to just dump it all out here and hope it makes sense. The drama of the upcoming season […]
Vanderpump Rules Reunion, Part Three: No Lala But Everything Else
By The Lady Cocotte It’s been a long season of Vanderpump Rules but tonight we finally say goodbye. Goodbye, Tequila Katie. Goodbye, White Kanye. Goodbye, mean girls. Goodbye, Scheana Shay. Luckily for us, only one of those goodbyes is permanent. After a little break I’m going to really miss these “kids.” But for now […]
Vanderpump Rules Reunion, Part Two: Too Much Lala, Not Enough Crazy Kristen
By The Lady Cocotte Anyone in the mood for some arguing? Good, because it’s time for part two of the Vanderpump Rules reunion. Last week’s part one quickly paid homage to Kristen dipping into Brittany’s lady pond, Katie’s wedding planning and James Kennedy’s cheating but, at heart, it was all about Lala. We revisited […]
Vanderpump Rules Reunion, Part One: Don’t Expect Me To Take Responsibility For My Actions
By The Lady Cocotte Schwartz and Katie’s Wedding By Bravo is over. Scheana’s Marriage By Bravo is no more. Hell, even Lala’s Sur employment is dunzo. All that’s left is the three part reunion. Are you ready for the laughter, the tears, the DJ James Kennedy? Wait, don’t answer that question. Just sit down […]
Vanderpump Rules: Introducing Mr.& Mrs. Schwartz
By The Lady Cocotte This whole season of Vanderpump Rules has been leading up to Katie and Schwartz’s wedding so it’s fitting that they say their vows on tonight’s finale. Sure, other things happened (Stassi was a bitch, Jax’s penis showed up in inappropriate places, James “rapped” and raged and Scheana played the victim) […]
Vanderpump Rules Reunion Will Be Three Parts: Check Out The Preview
According to the press release for the Vanderpump Rules reunion, it’s going to be a good one. So much so that it’s a three part series! On track to deliver its highest rated season ever “Vanderpump Rules” Season 5 is averaging 2.4 million total viewers and nearly 1.7 million P24-54, up 3% and 4% respectively […]
Vanderpump Rules: Taco Tuesday, Wedding Wednesday
By The Lady Cocotte Every episode of Vanderpump Rules brings us one step closer to the wedding that shouldn’t be. The whole gang has gathered at the wedding venue. Yay! Lisa Vanderpump has arrived (by private jet) to ordain the wedding. Whee! Jax and Sandoval are balls deep into a plan to surprise Schwartz by […]
Teen Mom 2: Ready or Not! Cherries and Flowers!
I’m back to get us caught up on the last two episodes of Teen Mom before the finale. Daintyfeets had some personal matters arise she needed to attend to. I swear, 2017 is not being any kinder to folks than 2016. Sending out positive thoughts to all dealing with drama. So I am back to […]
Vanderpump Rules: Triple Trouble
By The Lady Cocotte We must be nearing the end of the season because the Vanderpump Rules wedding that shouldn’t happen is about to happen. Yipee? After completing their yearly Sur photoshoot (this year’s theme was Mall Glamour Shots), the “kids” are headed to Katie and Tom’s wedding venue. That’s right. They’re taking their […]
Vanderpump Rules: Regrets Only
By The Lady Cocotte After three episodes in New Orleans, Vanderpump Rules is finally coming home. Did the LA bars notice a sharp drop in alcohol sales? Were local spray tan salons shuttered due to lack of customers? Did the air in Southern California feel just a little less vapid? Well, all of that is […]
Teen Mom 2: Low Blows
By DaintyFeets Chelsea’s segment starts us off this week. We get it, Chelsea is cute; Cole is cute; Aubree really is cute. However, I can barely stand listening to these two “adults” talk baby talk. I would say they do it out of excitement for the new baby and what they are experiencing now, but […]
Vanderpump Rules: Drag Battle
By The Lady Cocotte The Vanderpump Rules “kids” are in New Orleans and they’re trying to finish what Katrina started. Too soon? My bad, but you know it’s true. So far there have been tears (mostly Sandoval), drunken spats (Katie and Schwartz, obviously) and the main event: confronting Schwartz about cheating with Vegas girl. Yeah, […]
Teen Mom: I Don’t Wanna Talk About It
The weather in the ATL was super dreary today. I’m not sure I can keep myself awake long enough to recap RHOBH tonight. Hopefully, I will get a second wind, but I am really worn out from yesterday. I’m just mentally exhausted. Jenelle It seems as though Jenelle is going on another vacation. This time […]
Vanderpump Rules: Man Tears and Braziers
By The Lady Cocotte Tonight Vanderpump Rules brings us Part Two of Stassi’s Katie and Tom’s Katie’s bridal shower blowout in New Orleans. WeHo in NOLA, y’all! So far, Katie’s been smacked in the face with Mardi Gras beads (awesome), Scheana gave Shay a book of photographs of herself for their wedding anniversary (what a […]
Teen Mom: Last To Know
I’m two episodes behind, once again but I just wanted to chat with you briefly about Teen Mom. It looks like I might have missed an episode or I opened these in the wrong order. I have to tape reruns at odd hours. It looks like a missed an episode with a big fight between Javi […]
Vanderpump Rules: Beads, Beers and Tears
By The Lady Cocotte Tonight the Vanderpump Rules “kids” laissez les bons temps rouler in the Big Easy. That’s right. Everyone’s favorite Bridezilla is having her bachelorette party in New Orleans. And she’s dragged her brow-beaten, “abused wife” of a fiancé (and his groomsmen) along for the ride. Ugh. I forsee a lot of Katie […]
Vanderpump Rules: Into The Closet
By The Lady Cocotte I don’t know how tonight’s Vanderpump Rules can compete with last week. James Kennedy’s triumphant rap performance was overshadowed by an amazing ambush from his side pieces (coordinated by the ever delicate flower, Scheana Shay). His very public meltdown, which devolved into a bar brawl with Jax Taylor, was entirely expected. […]
Vanderpump Rules: Ambush
By The Lady Cocotte Things are starting to get spicy on Vanderpump Rules! Sandoval called Jax out on his alleged Gay for Pay past and Brittany and her mom are having a homophobic meltdown. James cheated on his girlfriend with several of LVP’s employees. Lala leaving the show has left the mean girls in need […]
Teen Mom 2: Privacy Please
With everything going on in the world these days, Teem Mom 2 seems like a happy show. How odd is that? I basically like seeing the donut. And I want to see Javi and Isaac. In real time Teen Mom news, Chelsea had a baby boy, and Jenelle had a baby girl just one […]
Vanderpump Rules: Jax’s Roast
By The Lady Cocotte Vanderpump Rules is finally coming through. Last week we got Jax’s D and this week we get his roast. Oh yeah! This is what I signed up for. Sprinkle in some ridiculous friendship drama, a James Kennedy freak out and Ariana putting the beat down on Stassi, and I’m a happy […]
Teen Mom 2: A New Arrival & And A Planned Departure
Once again I am two episodes behind on Teen Mom 2. I really need a break from the news, so I am going to get caught up on my usual “day off.” I’m going to at least hit the highlights, and then hopefully my On Demand will be fully restored after not one but two […]
Vanderpump Rules: The D Pic
By The Lady Cocotte We survived last week’s Summer House promo Vanderpump Rules birthday extravaganza so I’m looking forward to getting back to our regular LA famewhoring. I’m sick of Montauk, I’m sick of Nascar. I’m sick of overgrown frat boys, I’m sick of that stinky RV. I’ve never missed Sur so much. It’s gotten […]
Vanderpump Rules: Summer House Rules
By The Lady Cocotte Tonight we get a two hour premiere of Summer House masquerading as an episode of Vanderpump Rules. Seriously, Bravo? Not only are you foisting this annoying show upon us but you’re besmirching the most important event of the year (ie: Stassi’s birthday) with your manipulations. Sigh. Who am I kidding? I’d […]
Teen Mom: Two Episode Catch Up
Teen Mom airs again tonight, and there is way too much on for me to ever watch this show on time. Tonight we have two hours of Vanderpump Rules, Two hours of The Bachelor and two hours of Celebrity Apprentice. I hate how everything comes on the same night. Much like Dances Moms, I can’t seem […]
Vanderpump Rules: The Talk of Montauk
By The Lady Cocotte You may think the biggest event this week is the new year but that’s because you forgot that tonight Vanderpump Rules brings us Stassi’s birthday. Stassi’s birthday! It’s only the most important day/week/month of the year. Who can forget her Vegas birthday? Jax ripping off his chunky sweater to fight Frank […]