Yesterday, I kept getting emails about Moore Manor being “in foreclosure.” How does this make sense to anyone? Y’all picked the wrong day to be stupid because I’m going to take you all to school. Let’s start with a definition. fore·clo·sure, the action of taking possession of a mortgaged property when the mortgagor fails to keep […]
Matt Jordan Is Having Another Breakdown As #RHOA Film ReunionI
It’s filming day for the RHOA and I’ve had my mailbox burning up with all sorts of questions and links to drama. Let’s take things one by one. If you recall, Matt Jordan had a meltdown when he was not allowed to go on the Maui trip during filming. Oh wait, that is a more […]
Real Housewives of Atlanta: Maui Mayhem
This season, though… I mean rape and drugging allegations, abusive men, Phaedra’s blasphemy. This episode is going to be the worst. I feel it already. We start at the rape dinner. Kandi is reading aloud from one of Posha’s texts. “I’m not going to rape you ON CAMERA so no worries…” And Phaedra, Kandi’s friend […]
Real Housewives of Atlanta: Who’s Lei-ing Whom?
Bravo is hyping this episode as if we spend most of the time in Maui. However, my photos sent by the lovely Lady C indicate that we have a lot of stupid filler scenes in Atlanta to get through tonight. I have a feeling the throw down with Kandi and Porsha will be the […]
Real Housewives of Atlanta: Loose Lips Sink Ships
You would think running a website would be a great idea for a hermit. But I have been overwhelmed lately with conversations with lawyers. Tax lawyers. Entertainment lawyers. Branding lawyers. Local journalists in a variety cities discussing Internet trolls in their towns. It’s been a lot. Some folks are going to feel kinda funny in […]
Real Housewives Of Atlanta: Lez Be Friends!
Well, ladies and gents, it’s time to head into the woods with the RHOA. I tried in vain to watch things that were not filled with death and arguing and sad stories today. Even the Sherlock Holmes movie I watched was sad. I wish these bitches would just behave tonight, but we know that is […]
Real Housewives of Atlanta: If It’s Frack & Whack, Whose Got My Back?
Kenya and Phaedra open the show pretending like they like each other while shopping at an outdoor accessory store. I have no idea why Phaedra is wearing that shirt. This friendship will never last. In fact, Kenya already has her stank face on when Phaedra says she was embarrassed to be in the restaurant with […]
Real Housewives of Atlanta: Thelma and Louise Take Flint
We start the show tonight, not in the A but in the D! Detroit, Michigan. Phaedra’s latest news headline she’d like to insert herself into is the Flint water crisis. It astounds me that they still have not gotten that city safe water to drink. I really don’t understand it. Since Kenya is from Michigan, […]
Real Housewives of Atlanta Uncharitable Behavior
It is clear that the production from other franchises tend to copy each others storylines. Tonight I’ll be pointing that out frequently as Phaedra has her pop up shop to send the kids in Flint to camp. Because sending water like everyone else would not be original. I am so not up to this tonight, […]
Real Housewives of Atlanta: Drama In Charlotte
I’m not really up for recapping tonight, but this is going to be an important episode for this season. Here is the link to how it went down in real time. It appears that Matt’s dramatic Instagrams have disappeared. He had a major tantrum when he discovered that his ticket had been cancelled. Of course he […]
Real Housewives of Atlanta: Bosom Buddies
It’s been a great first day of 2017 here. I spent my last day of “vacation” making black eyed peas, collard greens and cornbread and stuffing my face. Everything came out great this year, especially the peas. I found fresh shelled ones this year and I’d never seen them in the store in previous years. […]
Trespassers At Moore Manor! Reward Offered!
Kenya Moore has made Moore Manor another stop on the many pilgrimages to Chateau Sheree, unfortunately. While Chateau Sheree, at least last we heard, still lacks an HVAC system and remains an unoccupied monstrosity on a busy intersection, Moore Manor is well off the road and secluded by many trees. Kenya also lives in her […]
Sheree Whitfield Claims Her Neighbors Are Jealous Racists And Judge Was Ridiculous
UPDATED: Audio of part of the interview at end of post. Host seems to be leading her to sound like an idiot. It’s priceless. After five long years of aggravating the holy hell out of the legitimate residents of the neighborhood that is home to the never-ending construction of Chateau Sheree, during which time some […]
Real Housewives of Atlanta: Model Behavior
Tonight we get to see what the fight was about that Matt and Kenya and Kenya’s father got into outside an Atlanta restaurant. Check out the real time filming info on that here. Actually, that post is quite long and full of Matt tantrums both in Atlanta and Charlotte. It should give you perspective about […]
The Truth About Matt Jordan Exposed!
I knew that this season of RHOA would be difficult to watch. While I don’t know Kenya personally, I do have a source that is very close to Kenya. That source has been concerned about her relationship with Matt for quite some time. I was aware of some, but not all of the things Kenya […]
Real Housewives of Atlanta: Man Troubles
Before we start, let’s do a bit of housekeeping. First and foremost, on my last recap I may have insinuated that Kairo’s DUI was storyline. It was not. I’d just forgotten about it. I tend not to cover DUIs of kids who are spawn of reality show folks. Also, Kairo seems to be much like […]
Real Housewives of Atlanta: Shade Grenade
First of all can we please retire the terms “tea” and “shade”? They were already played out in the Atlanta gay community where the housewives appropriated the terms when RHOA began years ago. I am so beyond it now I can’t stand it. That rant is about the title that Bravo selected for the […]
Real Housewives of Atlanta: Another Spin Around The Block
Contrary to popular belief, I have no direct access to Kenya, though I could have gone to her housewarming. If I did I would be telling her to run, run, run, from this 29-year-old boy she is with. He has anger issues. He has not consistently treated her well. I am suspicious of her […]
Real Housewives of Atlanta: Ghosts of Boyfriends Past
I have no idea how it is already 8 pm. Between the mean girls of Daily Tea and the technical work I am trying to complete on the site, I am really not ready for any more bitching or crying or things to make my brain hurt any more than it already does. […]
Sheree Whitfield In Court Today Facing Charges Regarding Her Housewarming Party
I have talked to you guys for years about how those people who have the misfortune of living next to Chateau Sheree are fed up with the five-year long construction project in their neighborhood that is still incomplete. I’ve also mentioned that she was allegedly planning to squat in the house despite not possessing […]
Real Housewives of Atlanta: Bad Romance
APOLOGIES. I HAD AN INTERNET OUTAGE. BACK UP NOW. EXHAUSTED. WILL DO RHONJ AND WWHL TOMORROW. First of all, despite the Herculean efforts by Bob Whitefield to get Sheree her peach, the bitch owes her peach to Kenya. The whole Chateau Sheree versus Moore Manor storyline is Sheree’s only storyline. The season begins with Kenya’s […]
Some Friday Night RHOA Tea
I’ve got just a few bits and pieces that I have nowhere else to put so I thought I’d make a short post here. Shortly after the election results, Kenya just hopped a plane to Paris to console herself. Not sure who she went with but it wasn’t Matt. She’s holding someone else’s purse […]
Real Housewives of Atlanta: House of Shade and Dust
Tonight snuck up on me. I didn’t realize the season premiere of RHOA and the first half of the RHONJ reunion were both on tonight. I’m not ready for all this! But, ready or not here we go! Kandi We start off with Kandi and Todd waking up with Ace. Ace seems like the […]
Kenya Moore Talks About Her Relationship With Matt In A Very Odd Way
UPDATED TO ADD BULLET POINTS Kenya and Matt are NOT together. They have not been together for months. Matt has some serious anger management problems. The Video Below was filmed quite recently. Kenya is not supposed to reveal the upcoming storyline. She spoke about Matt as if they were still together to avoid spoiling the […]
Kenya Moore On The Real: What Was Her Biggest Moore Manor Splurge?
Kenya literally twirled out on the stage with the rest of the ladies to start the show. The start by talking about Moore Manor and her new fancy toilet. It is all automatic, it opens itself, has a built in bidet, plays music and dries you off, closes automatically and is self-sanitizing so you never […]
Kenya Moore & Matt Jordan Start Moving In Moore Manor!
It’s so nice to see a happy “housewife” who is working hard and doing well. Right now that is Kenya Moore. The final touches have been put on Moore Manor, in as much as a house is ever “done.” The last big thing was having all the quartz and marble installed in her kitchen and bathrooms and […]
Happy 45th Birthday, Kenya Moore!
, Today is Kenya Moore’s birthday and she has to be in a good place! Kenya told us in her Bravo blog this week she has dealt with her mama drama, “I feel like I have been reborn. I finally feel at peace and am excited. I wish my mother nothing but peace. ” Her […]
Real Housewives of Atlanta Recap: Don’t Rock The Boat, Bitch!
This should be a very interesting episode of RHOA . I’m dying to know if Kenya got taken to court for showing up at Chateau Sheree. But I am even more interested to see how things went down exactly on the boat party on Lake Lanier. Sadly, I’m sure that will be a cliffhanger over to […]
Real Housewives of Atlanta Recap: Party in a Sweatbox
It’s time for another episode of Real Housewives of Atlanta and I feel like I have sleep 90% of the time since the last one. I think we will see in this episode that Kenya Moore reevaluates her position with Sheree Whitfield. But the relationship I am most interested in at this point is the […]
WWHL With Kenya Moore
It’s time for Watch What Happens Live With Kenya Moore! Oh and T-Pain is the other guy. Which is kind of awesome. But I will ignore him like more than others that show up with a housewife. Andrew starts with TRASHING Phaedra who likes to show up at his place of work with here […]
Chateau Sheree Versus Moore Manor
First of all, why does Sheree, who is a working at the day rate as an FOH, even have a blog? Apparently, she doesn’t have anyone who has more education than one gets on a Speak N Spell look over her blog before turning it in. Or else they got tired of fixing all […]