I am so not ready for this recap. How is it 9 pm already? My spam blocker has lost its ever loving mind ever since the new “update” and isn’t blocking a thing and gmail is somehow having the same issue. Essentially my spam folder has become my inbox. So if I haven’t responded to […]
Shahs of Sunset Reunion Part One: A Baby, A Pothead, And Some Marital Problems
I know what you are thinking, Shahs was not full of too much drama this season really. It was the usual mostly fake over the top stuff. So you probably aren’t expecting a very exciting reunion. But I am. Shahs reunions have always been a bit different. Instead of rehashing the season we end up […]
Shahs of Sunset: A Very MJ Wedding
I am so in the mood for this tonight. I need a happy, funny wedding. Shonda Rimes is trying to kill me with Grey’s Anatomy lately. Give me a nice happy wedding Mercedeh! I love that Tommy had everyone wear Jordans instead of dress shoes to throw a little New York City vibe into this […]
Shahs Of Sunset: Bless This Mess
Every week when I hear the theme song for this show, I’m shocked that it has gone on this long. Shrug, I guess we should expect this from the Misogyny Channel. It’s two days before the wedding and Tommy and MJ are off to see a therapist. Someone needs to tell Tommy that he is […]
Shahs of Sunset: Vida Knows Best
For some reason I have four copies of this episode on my DVR. I’m not really going to acknowledge this fake prenup storyline other than to say I’ve really had enough of this. Tommy is not stupid. I am interested in Destiney’s “my father might be a spy or a criminal or in the mafia” […]
Shahs of Sunset: The Prenup Hiccup
I am a bit late getting started because I posted some political stuff on Twitter which pisses everyone off, but I don’t care. I have to do what I think is right for my state and that means campaigning for my candidates. Y’all are free to vote for whoever you want to vote for. As […]
Shahs of Sunset: Sex, Lies, and iPhone Videos
Apparently, last season’s random episode with behind the scenes pop-ups from the trip to Turkey was to give production more time to work on the two part reunion. From my standpoint it just sort of made me lose my place. And I liked the episode last week, and the series. But I’m really just not […]
MJ Is Pregnant! (Exclusive…Actually Accurate… Details!) Plus Shahs Of Sunset: Passport Edition!
First of all, A bit of EXCLUSIVE TEA about last night rumors saying that MJ announced her pregnancy on the reunion that was filmed yesterday. As we know, MJ and Tommy have been going through IVF and she recently found out she is pregnant! What great news! I sent her congratulations last night and I […]
Shahs Of Sunset: Clash of The Persians
I suppose I should try to get caught up on recaps. It has been an emotionally exhausting few days, but I need to try to get back to work. So let’s see how MJ’s bridal shower, or as she calls it her “bridal bath.” went off in Vegas. Before the show even starts I am […]
Shahs of Sunset: It’s Passover, Let Your Girlfriend Go!
We start with MJ’s wedding planning. She promises not to be a bridezilla. As long as everyone goes exactly how she wants to. She wants to incorporate a lot of Iranian customs into her wedding. Vida says explaining them all during the wedding will be boring. It’s old-fashioned. MJ is going to do all the […]
Shahs of Sunset: Emeralds Aren’t Forever
Golnesa gets her engagement ring appraised and we are being led to believe it is work $165,000. I highly doubt that. If it were the proper reaction would be SELL IT! GG says fine she is keeping it. #eyeroll Tommy and MJ see a therapist to help navigate their communication issues. MJ starts by saying […]
Shahs Of Sunset: Bridal Bath Wrath
Mercedeh is knee-deep in wedding plans and grieving the death of her father. She’s not sure who, if anyone is going to walk her down the aisle. Not to be inconsiderate but there was no way her dad was ever going to walk her down the aisle so I am not sure why this wasn’t […]
Shahs Of Sunset: Javid Shah: Long Live The King
I have to tell you guys I am really close to Mercedeh. At least in my head. We’ve communicated off and on since before season one. That link will link you to my interviews (and some by other people I did six years ago) So this will be a hard episode to watch. Mike is heartbroken. […]
Shahs of Sunset: A Date With Destiney
It looks like BB20 is going to block feeds until BBAD, the fuckers. So I’m going to recap this hot mess of a scripted show while I wait. We start with Mercedeh going to visit Reza on his job site where he is completely redoing a 1940s house right down to the studs kind of […]
Shahs: It’s My Party And I’ll Make You Cry If I Want Too
Nema and Mona must know someone in production because we are starting an episode with the newbie siblings waking up after their wild night in Big Bear. At least they are in separate beds. Nema is “crushing hard” on GG. He might want to get to know her a bit before destroying his long term […]
Shahs Or Sunset: A Short Kiss Goodnight
We kick off the season with a ski trip to Big Bear for Reza, GG, Mike, Nema, Mona, Destiney, and MJ. It sounds like none of them actually know how to ski. It’s nice to start off with a potential for serious injury. They have a great big lodge in Big Bear and a private […]