Hadid Pleads No Contest in Criminal Court Mohamed’s attorney’s were in court today pleading no contest to criminal charges regarding his repeated violations of city zoning laws and lack of permits for the giant, ugly, hillside megamansion he is building. I posted earlier about the plea deal that his lawyers are working on. It appears he […]
Mohammed Hadid Working On Plea Deal On Criminal Charges
I remember reading a lot about Mohammed Hadid’s building permit issues on a property he was developing in Bel Air. I remember the photos of the huge structure that looks sort of like a gigantic spaceship from Star Wars. I remember writing a story about it and a commenter pointing out to me that this […]
Eden Sassoon Prepares To Foist All The Blame For Her Behavior On Lisa Rinna
A couple of weeks ago, I started a recap off saying that I wish Eden was a full time housewife. Someone on Twitter said they stopped reading after that statement. I sent her back to read the whole post because by the end, I was OVER Eden. In Eden’s Bravo blog this week, she blames […]
Real Housewives of Beverly Hills: Harry’s Meat And Eden’s Mouth
I just got finished watching The Wall, on NBC. It’s just a simple game show but it was such and emotional roller coaster tonight. So I’m hoping that there is some levity on this episode, even though I know The Great Gatsby party is going to be emotional. Check out the real time report and […]
The Case About Joanna Krupa’s Lady Garden Continues To Stink Up Miami Courtroom
There has been no shortage of ridiculous lawsuits brought by housewives over the years. Sheree Whitfield spends a lot of time suing people but Joanna Krupa may have her beat in the frivolous lawsuit department. I’ve been watching the smelly vagina case starring Joanna’s Krupa’s lady bits who are offended that Brandi Glanville said here […]
Real Housewives of Beverly Hills: Blades, A Bag of Pills And Boy George
I am hoping we get to spend a lot of time in Mykonos tonight, but according to the TV guide, we are going to have to endure more speculation about Kim’s lack of sobriety. Here is my real time coverage of Mykonos. Mykonos Erika and Kyle are preparing for the big show. Erika is […]
Real Housewives of Beverly Hills: XXpensive
It’s time for the next episode of Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. Everything in life seems like a blurry blip in time since the last time we came together for this. I am quite behind in getting started and very slow-witted tonight, but I shall plod forward in a sloth like pace. I am looking […]
Real Housewives of Beverly Hills: Game Night Again…Snorting Meth In the Bathroom?
Do you even snort meth? I dunno. My party drugging days are long gone, but last time we had a game night Brandi was on crutches and Kim was spending A LOT of time in the bathroom. If I had a couple lines of coke, I would totally do them right now. I’ve been sort […]
Real Housewives of Beverly Hills: Braggadocious Bogus Brittwit
Erika We are just getting started and we are still talking about Erika’s vagina. Erika is talking with one of the video dudes and then shows him the panties that Dorit gave her and tells the story. How much longer can this go on? I fear we really are going to talk about Erika’s vagina […]
Real Housewives of Beverly Hills: #PantyGate
It’s time to check in with the ladies of Beverly Hills once again. I suspect #PantyGate will be a large part of the conversation. This recap will be delayed as my Internet is going in and out once again this evening and I am typing this offline. Hopefully I can find an online moment to […]
Real Housewives of Beverly Hills: Going Commando
If I am ever asked on Jeopardy, what is the most common first letter of a reality show participant, clearly the answer is “K” and that doesn’t include any of the Kardashians. That is just the list in my categories and tags base. Can you list them all? I am looking forward to Erika’s shenanigans […]
Real Housewives of Beverly Hills: The Budda Bentley Birthday
After the season premier which is probably my favorite episode ever of the RHOBH, I’m hoping for a worthy follow-up episode. But because of the title, I fear the focus might be on new girl, Dorit. If you didn’t read all of the comments on last week’s recap, you missed some really interesting information about […]
Real Housewives of Beverly Hills: PUSSY CONTROL
A lot of things that we read in this world are made up. A LOT. Things like the phrase “May you live in interesting times.” is some sort of ancient Chinese curse. It is not. And a president saying it is in a speech doesn’t make it any more true. However, we do live […]
Lisa Vanderpump Slaps Back At Brandi Glanville In Deposition For Joanna Krupa Case
It’s been a few days since we have discussed a housewife’s vagina in detail; but sadly, it’s time to do just that once again. There are updates in the infamous Joanna Krupa’s vagina smells like fish controversy. I can never write about this without stating that this is the most ridiculous case ever filed […]
Yolanda Hadid Officially Admits She Is Not Returning To RHOBH!
It’s official! Yolanda Foster will not be returning to RHOBH! As I first excluscively reported here, there has been confirmation by my sources that Kyle Richards, Lisa Vanderpump, Lisa Rinna and Erika Girardi will all be back full time, Eileen Davidson is at least temporarily a part-time housewife and Kathryn and Yolanda are officially out. […]
RHOBH Casting Tea: I Guess I Can’t Hold It Any Longer….
This is a Tamara Tattles Exclusive blah blah blah asshole will steal it anyway and a link is all I ask…. Look, I am TRYING to just take a day off and get wasted. There is only so much negativity regarding the women on these shows I can bear. Sometimes I need a time out […]
Mohammed and His Fiancée, Shiva Safai Have Dinner at Pump
Yolanda Hadid is not going to be happy about Mohammed’s choice of dining establishments Sunday night. Mohammed and fiancée, Shiva Safai stepped out for an evening spent at Pump with their pal Lisa Vanderpump. Shiva looks lovely with her new darker hair. In fact she looks a lot like Bella! It doesn’t seem that […]
Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: Secrets Revealed
Technical Note: I THINK the mobile device commenting issue may be fixed. I’ve been working on it all day. I hope it works, but let me know either way. It seems that the mobile plugins (and other stuff) on JetPack revert to the default settings when there is a major WordPress Update and I have […]
RHOBH Reunion Part 3 Recap: Apologies Not Included
I am once again very behind because I thought this was coming on at 9 p.m. Did they move it for Below Deck Mediterranean? I can’t wait for the new Below Deck. But first we have to get through this. We begin with LVP’s dramatic revelation of being in an abusive relationship. Andy thinks it is […]
RHOBH Reunion Part 2 Recap: So Many Feels!
Once again, I have blocked this hot mess of a season out of my mind. With three franchises of housewives going, we all seem to be suffering from housewives fatigue. The RHOBH however are not fatigued at all. LVP has taken time away from her pet cause of regulating the dietary habits of a […]
Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Reunion 2016 Part 1: Butt Pellets And Munchausen
I was more surprised than usual to see this show in my DVR tonight. I think I am getting old timers because every damn day I have no idea what I am supposed to recap until I look at what the DVR is going to record. At some point this week I forgot all […]
Here Is How The Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills Works: An Abridged History
It occurred to me yesterday as I spent five and a half hours getting a haircut and some highlights (I look fabulous but Jesus Christ on a cracker, how do these housewives abide sitting for hours with a chair while people fuck with their hair and makeup?) it occurred to me that a lot of commenters […]
Did Mohamed Cut Ties With Lisa Vanderpump?
On this week’s episode of Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, Lisa Vanderpump appears in the previews to say that Mohammed has told her that his kids with Yolanda do not have Lyme Disease. While we are not certain if it was an editing trick or an actual event, rumors abound that Mo and Pinky’s […]
Tea From My Inbox on RHOA, Vanderpump Rules, RHOBH
Good Morning! Well okay, it’s morning somewhere and one of those places is Tamara Land. Tamara Land is very near to I Don’t Give A Fuck Land, that glorious country ruled by Chay. We share similar philosophies and governing rules. Currently, it remains hot as fuck in Tamara Land, it’s 80 degrees in the majority […]
Joanna Krupa Threatens to Sue Brandi Glanville
File this one under another ridiculous housewife lawsuit. Joanna Krupa is threatening legal action against Brandi for saying that she slept with Mohammed Hadid while he was married to Yolanda Foster and that her pussy is malodorous on WWHL. I know what you are thinking. It has to do with first amendment rights, correct? I mean […]
Les Vraies Housewives
Parlez-vous français ? This is old news, I know but I happened to run across it last night and wanted to chat about it. So basically, this is the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills for France. It has all the same sorts of editing but everyone on the show speaks French. I watched about the first […]
Gigi Hadid Debuts in Boyfriend Cody’s Simpson’s Latest Music Video, Surfboard
Cody Simpson, the 17-year-old crooner from down under, may have been prematurely booted from #DWTS last night, but he’s riding high today, releasing his Surfboard video in the wake of his DWTS publicity. His 19-year-old cradle robbing girlfriend Gigi Hadid stars in the sexy but not raunchy video set mainly on the beach.
Is Joyce Telling Us Goodbye in Her Blog?
Despite the rumors of Joyce and Carlton being cut from the RHOBH cast for next season, it’s only now that contracts are actually being handed out. It is starting to look like the rumors are true at least for Joyce. If I had to cut two women it would be Kim and Brandi. I think […]
Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: The Kids Are Alright
Back in Puerto Rico the witches coven is having an early meeting . Carlton would be so sad that she missed this. Everyone has convicted Lisa of the crime of telling Brandi to pack her tabloids for the Palms Springs trip months ago. Even Joyce and Michael are joining in on the conviction. Lisa and Ken […]
RHOBH Cast Shakeup Rumors
Y’all have been asking me in emails (thank you) if the rumors here and there about Joyce and Carlton being axed from RHOBH are true. I can’t answer that because nothing has happened yet with contracts. What I can tell you is that Lisa Vanderpump and Yolanda Foster are not campaigning TOGETHER for anything. I […]