Look Andy, I really need this to be a good episode of WWHL to make up for the weekend that never happened because my server stopped, well, serving. So let’s do this! We begin with Andy Cohen being unable pronounce two out of the three guests names. And he can only pronounce Mercedeh’s name because she […]
Shahs of Sunset Reunion Part 2 Recap: More Attacks on Mike and Jessica
It’s time for the last half of Shahs of Sunset Reunion. If you missed the first part you can get caught up here! We pick up with Reza’s walk out where he goes outside because he is over heated. He is ready to be done. It almost sounds like they are forcing him to be […]
Shahs of Sunset Reunion Recap: Everyone Screams At Mike. A Lot.
First of all, I LOVE that the Shahs get to drink alcohol and eat at their reunions. If I was a bravoleb from another show I would be pissed as hell about that. Andy’s favorite, RHOBH, Lisa Vanderpump can’t even get a cup of tea on the break! How do they get away with this? […]
Shahs Of Sunset Finale Recap: Reza Chases Pussy In Thailand
Well, we are back in Paradise and everyone is miserable. Reza is off his diet and Jefferson has arrived. Why don’t Reza and Jefferson just get married. Bobby and Asifa left and returned to LA. The arrival of Jefferson and the departure of Asifa has completely turned the mood around. GG and MJ and some […]
Shah of Sunset Recap: Aw, Phucket
Finally, could it be we are going to get rid of this ridiculous storyline between Mike and GG? I had heard that by now there would be multiple girls coming forward on the show. I guess that information was not accurate? We shall see. But for now, GG and Mike have agreed to luncheon. […]
Shahs of Sunset Recap: Bubbles of Fertility
For some ungodly reason this show was 76 minutes long last night, which fucked up the schedule for everything on Bravo all night, causing me not to be abled to recap in real time. Good Job, Bravo. We start with Reza at his flip property. Reza says since Asa did her pop priestess thing on […]
Shahs of Sunset Recap: A Tale of Two Parties
Reza and Adam We begin tonight’s Shahs of Sunset with Reza and Adam getting a marriage license. How do destination weddings work? I thought you had to file in the country where you get married. How will an LA wedding license work in Thailand? Are they going to legally marry at the courthouse before or after […]
Shahs of Sunset Recap: A First Date and A Funeral
I wish I had friends that buy champagne and lay out great spreads with fresh cut flowers for me to drop by to discuss bad dinner parties from the night before. This time it is Reza hosting Asa to discuss Jessica. I’m team Asa, always. MJ arrives and everyone agrees that Mike is guilty. […]
Shah of Sunset Recap: Can’t Fake The Funk
I am trying to tear myself away from the live coverage of the Baltimore riots to watch and recap this. We can discuss the Baltimore riots here. I really need to get at least the Shahs of Sunset recap up, but I am going to wait on Southern Charm and WWHL when I am […]
Shahs of Sunset Recap: An Inconclusive Truth
Welp! Nothing like putting a spoiler right in the title. That’s genius right there, Ryan Seacrest Productions. If you have missed any Shahs of Sunset episodes, you can get caught up here. Asa MJ, Reza and Asa get together to eat and talk about a wedding diet. Asa says she doesn’t diet. Reza wants to […]
Shahs of Sunset Recap: Crunch v. Munch
Mike and Jessica We start tonight’s episode of Shahs of Sunset with the happy couple, Mike and Jessica going to a Brazilian restaurant with Shervin. There, Jessica happily shows off her engagement ring. It seems she has managed to stop crying long enough to sit at a table and watch other people eat. Shervin and […]
Shahs of Sunset Recap: Reddi Wip and Pussy Whipped
We return to Shahs of Sunset the morning after GG made her startling accusations to Mike. Poor Mike. You know what I like the morning after a bender? I like to be woken up by a film crew and recounting how I was accused of some sort of sexual misconduct with my spouse. Oh […]
Shahs of Sunset Recap: It’s Nuclear Now
Reza Reza’s apartment flip is not going along on schedule. When he arrives to the work site, there is no one there doing demo. He calls his contractor and is calmly asking why no one is there working. He seems to not get on the contractor at all. GG Asifa has taken over the role […]
Watch What Happens Live With Mike Shouhed and Brandi Glanville
I don’t understand why Brandi is there. They could have had someone from Southern Charm. Or anyone else on the planet for that matter. Oh Andy says it’s because the RHOBH finale is tomorrow. Andy asks Brandi if she has ever met Mike. She replies that Mike just tried to have sex with her in […]
Shahs of Sunset Recap: The Secret Is Out (About Adam?)
Based on the title I am going to assume that Mike gets confronted about his drunken encounter with GG in Turkey. While I suppose that is necessary for the good of the group working through things, it would seem that there is a much larger situation going on with Mike that occurs frequently in […]
Shahs of Sunset Recap: The Staycation from Hell
We pick up with Jessica gone and everyone throwing on a swim suit and getting in the pool and getting drunk. I hope those cups are plastic. Everything is going along great. With Jessica gone, Mike is a whole new person, or perhaps the old Mike, once Jessica was sent home. Reza is having worse […]
Shahs of Sunset Recap: What Happened in Turkey?
Mike and Jessica Well it seems they are wasting no time in dealing with the Mike situation. It seems like it will begin with GG’s allegations but these are just the tip of the rumor iceberg. It’s seems Mike’s reputation took a beating during this filming. I am not even trying to be cute when I […]
WWHL With Golnesa Gharachedaghi and Reza Farahan
I was thinking perhaps Reza’s whole Gay Ghandi thing might mean he was going to be edited as less of a prick this season. Well, that remains to be seen but people are not edited on Watch What Happens Live and he wastes no time in being a prick. To be fair GG […]
Shahs of Sunset Season Premiere: I am Gay Ghandi!
I just realized how much I’ve missed this show. I hate that the production strike delayed things so long because this season is supposed to be super good and filled with drama! Perhaps the wait will give the presumed bride to be a bit of time to reconsider her decision? I mean take a page […]
Shah’s Of Sunset FINALLY Has a New Release Date!
I am so excited to finally see Shahs of Sunset back on the Bravo Schedule. You may recall that Shahs was supposed to return back in October. Unfortunately, the post-production editors at Ryan Seacrest Productions went out on strike trying to get benefits and like health insurance and sick days like their non-reality counterparts receive. […]
The Shahs Return With a New Girl And A New Drama (Blind Item Revealed)
NEW YORK – September 9, 2014 – Bravo Media gears up for #SHAHctober when “Shahs of Sunset” returns with season four on Monday, October 13 at 9pm ET/PT. This season finds much of the cast in love with success abounding, but when a scandalous accusation shakes the crew, their lifelong friendships may be changed forever. […]
Shahs of Sunset Reunion Part 2 Recap: Fears and Tears
As much as I like these ridiculous Bravo shows, they always seem to just drag on forever. For the first time in the history of Bravo, the Shahs finale seemed like a nice happy ending. All of the storylines were wrapped up. Everyone pretended to kiss and make up. That should have been the end. […]
Shahs of Sunset Reunion Recap
OMG today has been A DAMN DAY! I was just finally having fun with my commenters and now I have to recap. I mean I love Shahs of Sunset but damn there is so much fun drama on my blog. Anyway. I am here and a bit tipsy so this blog should be good but […]
Shahs of Sunset Season Finale Recap: Like A Persian, Touched For the Very First Time
It time once again for the season finale of Shahs of Sunset. Can you believe it has been three seasons already. We’ve loved them and hated them and loved them again and then totally despised them and now it’s time to part ways once again and wait to see what their season four personalities will […]
Shahs of Sunset Recap: Everyone Has a Come to Allah Moment, Except Mike
I am really looking forward to this episode. Due to all sorts things last night I was not able to watch until this morning. I am excited to see the sights of Turkey and….oh wait. That is not what we are getting. We get a scene with Reza and GG inserting anti nausea suppositories up their […]
Shahs of Sunset Recap: Return To The Homeland Part 1
I am so excited for tonight’s episode of Shahs of Sunset for so many reasons. For one, I love Turkey and am dying to see where they go. And for another, while they are in Turkey this group will not be wasted the entire time and hopefully we will see them more civilized with less […]
Shahs of Sunset Recap: In Love There Must Be Torture
We start off this week with GG and Leila meeting at their Dad’s office to discuss their extensions business. What in the holy hell is going on with Leila’s hair? She has some sort of greasy bed head thing going on. GG has her hair in a pony tail. Is this really the look these […]
Shahs of Sunset Recap: Off To The Races Without a Lick of Horse Sense.
We begin the next morning with cameramen in Mikes bedroom in yet another fake morning scene by Bravo. The storyline is, Mike wakes up the morning after the Diamond Water launch party feeling rough and embarrassed. Jessica explains all the parts that Mike doesn’t remember. Asa invites MJ and GG over to her house in […]
Shahs of Sunset Recap
Chiiiiile, this here is one CRAZY Tuesday night at the home offices of Tamara Tattles. Busy Busy, BUSY. And then this Brandi Glanville shit starts right when I am tryna recap Shahs. Let me try and focus as my emails go batshit crazy. MJ has a lot of sex tapes. She is trying to get them […]
Shahs of Sunset Recap: Caught In A Bad Bro-mance
I don’t understand why Asa’s Tehrangeles song is not the theme song to this show. It’s a way better song than the one they use. Reza has apparently never been to a mall before. Apparently, he and Adam went to promote some sort of Beluga Caviar machine. It went a little something like this. Here […]
Shahs Of Sunset Recap: The Velvet Rage
Two Shahs in one week is two too many, so I sort of had to space these shows out. But today, I’m feeling up to the task so it’s finally time to watch Tuesday’s show. In the reminder of what has happened previously, MJ is saying that Leila Gharachedaghi, GG’s sister is everything that GG is […]
Shahs of Sunset Recap: Reza’s Self-Loathing Finally Surfaces
I know I said I was done with this shit show last week, and I meant it. But I am amused by this “special time” for this episode. You see, Shahs as not been pulling in the ratings this season. As the former number one fan of this show in season one, I became disillusioned […]
Shahs of Sunset Recap
Seriously? I feel like the person who has to report to Burger King on a holiday. How much longer are we going to watch this shit? Can’t we just talk about The Blacklist and AHS:Coven and Scandal and Revenge and ….. just better TV? But here we go, because Bravo has you all so sucked […]