I’m not sure if this is going to be a MDLNY Recap or not. I got tired of doing them because I was basically just describing houses and telling you the contract negotiations and that was pretty dry. But this week looks like a special covid episode where they suddenly have listing appointments outside the […]
MDLNY Recap: New Girl On The Block
Wow! It has been forever since we had a MDLNY recap! It was prepandemic! Page views and comments went down hear during the pandemic, and it was shocking to see how many comments this show used to get. Now that things are easing up, and I am starting to get back on track with the […]
Fredrik Eklund Admits He Was An Alcoholic
Friday’s are usually very slow news days. But today I am slammed and I have more exclusive tea coming (I think I am supposed to make it a blind). So in other unexpected news, Fredrik Eklund has posted on his social media that he was a highly functioning alcoholic. I did not see this coming […]
MDLNY Recap: This Is A Great Season!
I kind of lied about this being a MDLNY Recap. It’s more of a discussion posts for the first six episodes. I’m loving this episode. Mostly because Luis is back. I’m starting episode six now and I still haven’t seen the new guy I EXCLUSIVELY told y’all about yet. Maybe this is the episode? I […]
Luis D. Ortiz Is Back For The New Season of MDLNY!
Finally some good news! Luis is back in the real estate business for the new season of Million Dollar Listing New York! I have missed Luis since he threw in the towel and took some time off to travel the world. His Instagram was full of videos of Luis as he embarked on some sort […]
Ryan Serhant And His Wife Emilia Are Proud Parents!
It’s a Girl! Million Dollar Listing New York’s Ryan Serhant and Emilia Bechrakis Serhant welcomed a baby girl on Tuesday February 26th. Both parents announced the babies birth simultaneously on Instagram today. Each new parent shared the news as love letters to their baby daughter. It was clearly a very long road to this baby […]
EXCLUSIVE! Million Dollar Listing New York Gets New Agent!
Million Dollar Listing New York is about to start filming season eight and you can expect to see some changes. After Luis left the show after season five to go find himself, ratings began to fall off. The cast actually went to Europe to hang out with Luis in season six to try to help […]
Fredrik Eklund And Derek Kaplan Are Finally Dads!
The babies are here! The babies are here! Fredrik just posted photos of him and Derek with their new twins, Milla and Fredrik! I could not be happier for them!
Steve Gold Has Cut His Hair!
Please join me in a moment of silence during this time of loss.
Million Dollar Listing New York Finale: The French Connection
By The Lady Cocotte As shocking as it seems, tonight is the Million Dollar Listing New York season finale. So soon? Mais oui! So let’s pack our bags. We have a LENNY freaking KRAVITZ launch in Paris and our flight is boarding. And if we’re lucky, maybe a very special friend will meet us at […]
WWHL With Golnesa Gharachedaghi And Ryan Serhant
We start off with a sneak peek of next week’s trip to Paris for the MDLNY guys. The time they arrived there Luis was struggling with Paris because he didn’t attach to the city right away. Though I still don’t think he is completely sure that Paris is the city for him, after this scene […]
Million Dollar Listing New York: Wake, Sell, Repeat & Pushing the Envelopes
By The Lady Cocotte I think I owe you all an apology. I’ve been under the weather (damn you, Lymopause!) and fell woefully behind on the Million Dollar Listing New York recaps. For shame! Well, Mistress Tamara has wisely shortened the chains on my radiator and I’m back. So bring on the real estate shenanigans! […]
Million Dollar Listing New York: It Takes a (East) Village
By The Lady Cocotte Last week was so much fun I couldn’t resist coming back for another exciting episode of Million Dollar Listing New York. Will Ryan’s no-gimmick gimmick pay off? Will Steve survive his ball busting co-lister? Will Fredrik sweet talk his way out of trouble (again)? Of course they will. But dang […]
Million Dollar Listing New York double feature: Ice, Ice Ryan and Co-List Or No-List
By The Lady Cocotte Million Dollar Listing New York is getting screwed, y’all. Not only is it running the same time as the Big Brother live eviction episode (otherwise known as Tamara Tattles’ must watch show of the week), it’s also competing in a summer jam packed with RHOA filming news, baby mama drama […]
Million Dollar Listing New York: Under The Influencers
Ryan Ryan’s client, Nick is late. When he finally shows up he has The Fat Jewish with him. The Fat Jew is making more comments on the property than the actual client. Plus the apartment is way over his budget. The apartments in his price range were much smaller. I think Ryan made a mistake […]
Million Dollar Listing New York: Hashtag, You’re It!
Ryan This week, Ryan is trying to sell the two townhouses he listed last week on the same street. The less expensive of the two properties has a seller who barely speaks and is probably the most laid back person on the planet. Ryan brings him a low offer and he just say, “Okay, let’s […]
Million Dollar Listing New York: Frankel-y Speaking
Fredrik It’s a RHONY cross-over tonight with Bethenny Frankel checking out one of Fredrik’s listings on her street in solo. Bethenny seems to really like the apartment. She would make one of the six bedrooms a walk in closet. Because, SIX BEDROOMS? Just as Bethenny is randomly asking if the architect is gay or straight, […]
Million Dollar Listing New York: The Kids Aren’t Alright
Fredrik Fredrik is going after a listing in Soho this week that is two of the last cast iron buildings. That sounds like a lot safer place for me to live than on top of the Four Seasons. Maybe I should change my go fund me to this place. It’s just sixteen and a half […]
Million Dollar Listing New York: Good As Gold
I am SOFA KING excited about this premiere tonight. I thought I would be really sad with Luis gone, but I have him on Instagram and love seeing him on an adventure in Paris. I think all three guys went to see him when Fredrik was there on his birthday trip. Oh and happiness break! I […]
Fredrik Eklund And Bethenny Frankel Do The Happy Dance Over Their New Bravo Show
Shake you groove thang when you have a new show on Bravo together hahaahah ???? (VOLUME UP ⬆️⬆️⬆️) @bethennyfrankel @bravotv A post shared by Fredrik Eklund (@fredrikeklundny) on May 1, 2017 at 4:37pm PDT My thoughts on seeing this is maybe Fredrik will bring out a fun, lighter side of Bethenny. Fredrik is back in […]
Luis D. Ortiz Begins The Next Chapter Of His Life Today
Fan favorite of Million Dollar Listing New York has left for Paris today. And it’s a one way ticket. He’s moving to the City of Light, a place he has never even visited to start a new chapter of his life. I love this for him. He needed a change. He was burning out in […]
We Need To Talk About Fredrik Eklund’s Instagram
I’ve been meaning to tell you guys about Fredrik Eklund’s Instagram for a long time. But before I tell you all the reasons you need to visit it often, We need to talk about him and this dog, and Michael Jackson impersonator. This is not the sort of photo that causes me to so […]
Million Dollar Listing New York Finale: The Journeys Continue
The Million Dollar Listing New York Finale is apparently going to be a sad one. I was planning on recapping it this weeken but I am functioning about 20% right now and just haven’t had the time to watch it. I wasn’t really worried about being spoiled because really, what can someone say to spoil […]
WWHL With Reza Farahan and Luis D. Ortiz
I actually fell asleep before this show aired last night and slept until 8 a.m. so I didn’t have time to recap. Thank the gods that I may actually be back on a regular sleep schedule. I actually had breakfast and everything this morning. Three cheers for getting on normal people’s schedules! So today I was […]
Million Dollar Listing New York: No Sleep Til Brooklyn Sells
Technical Update: Moments before writing this post, I tried yet another fix to the issues my mobile users are having. Please let me know if you can test it and it works. I plan to move to a new hosting site as soon as possible /Heavy Sigh Here is a recap of tonight’s Million Dollar […]
Million Dollar Listing New York Recap: Bleecker and Bleaker
I seem to have missed an episode of MDLNY. I have only seen one, so either I wasn’t paying attention or this is the third episode. Luis Luis has once again decided to trust Ryan to co-list with him on a $16 million dollar property owned by a developer he wants to do more […]
Million Dollar Listing New York Set to Return For Season Five!
Bravo seems to be starting advertising for upcoming seasons a good five weeks before they air these days. Their latest new season trailer is for season five of Million Dollar Listing. Luis, Fredrik and Ryan are all back. The new listings look amazing, I can’t wait to see all of the drool worthy real estate. […]
Devastating News For Fredrik Eklund and Husband, Derek
Maybe it is just because I’m still battling the hole of depression on a daily basis, but sad news seems to be everywhere lately. Yesterday, Million Dollar Listing New York’s Fredrick Eklund announced that their very carefully selected surrogate had a miscarriage. She was pregnant with twins. I am so saddened to hear this news. […]
Fredrik Eklund Responds to Bigots on Instagram
As the last person on earth who doesn’t have Instagram I fail to see the allure of the whole thing. It sort of represents what is wrong with the world. No matter where you go these days, instead of enjoying the concert, sunset, fabulous meal or even your own garden, everyone has a damn phone in their […]
Million Dollar Listing New York
Sorry I have been terrible at recapping this. For some reason I have decided not to do much on Wednesdays. I am just now getting caught up on the show. Fredrik I loved the episodes of Fredrik in Sweden. I was sad that his friend Ana was not willing to be his surrogate. That said, […]
Million Dollar Listing New York Recap: Unfinished Business
Luis Our boy Luis finally has the appointment of his dreams with a developer and his alarm does not go off. He is late. Somehow he makes it on time. All of Luis’s scenes make me anxious. The developer has one townhouse left to sell and Luis wants to do it. He is a huge […]
Millionaire Dollar Listing NY Double Recap
Fredrik Fredrik’s Time Warner property is not getting any traction at $35 million. When he talks to the owner she wants to raise the price to $42. Fredrik wants to lower the price. The owner is a nut job. The owner sent a letter to the office firing Fredrik in a not very nice way. […]
Million Dollar Listing New York: The First Two Episodes
I am two episodes behind on this so I thought I would get on the new season. I’m not going to do an extensive recap on these two shows. I’ll just make a few comments. It looks like Fredrik and Ryan are going to be jackholes to Luis AGAIN this season. This season, Ryan is […]