Can anyone explain why the Bravo suits thought we needed a three part reunion for this dismal season? I struggled to get through part two. This is one of those RHOA recaps that just seems like a chore. Reunions are usually highly anticipated episodes. But, if I had to drink every time some says Bolo, […]
RHOA Recap: Reunion Part 2
Well, we are coming down the home stretch after the soon to be forgotten and never discussed again season of Bolo with the penultimate RHOA recap for this miserable season. I hope you all had a lovely Orthodox Easter Sunday. I came up with a million things to do other than hunting for the kitchen […]
RHOA Reunion Recap: Part One
Girls and squirrels the time has come for these ladies to LIP SYNC FOR THEIR LIVES. Oh, sorry, wrong show. It time to talk about who fucked BOLO ad infinitum in the first part of the RHOA recap. Reunions are hard to recap. If it is a good reunion I feel like need to type […]
RHOA Recap: A Whole Lot Of Mess
Wow. The last RHOA had ten whole comments. Does this mean I don’t need to recap it anymore because we don’t care? Or does it mean my recaps suck? Frankly, I am already looking for anything except Bravo shows to talk about here. My overnight fights with voles gets more views. I just wonder when […]
RHOA Recap: Hurricane Housewives
Tonight’s RHOA Recap is running a bit late because I just woke up for the day. It’s true, I slept through Easter all together. Banjo and I both wake up throughout the night (and um day today) to pee, so we were up off and on for a few minutes and then got right back […]
RHOA Reunion: Who Wore It Best?
This year’s RHOA Reunion has a dungeon theme. In case you missed it, I already gave you all the EXCLUSIVE rundown on all the drama here. I thought we might want to give our thoughts on the gowns (or lack thereof) for the event. Why don’t you rank them from your most favorite to your […]
RHOA Recap: Cajun Peaches
Greetings from the hole of depression! If you have emailed me and I haven’t gotten back, it’s not you, it’s me. I took some time to go completely off line. Then I drunk dialed Nanette to assure me that the site wa still there. I really shouldn’t take a day off as there are site […]
Exclusive: All The RHOA Reunion Tea
Once again, Tamara Tattles has all the EXCLUSIVE tea on the RHOA Reunion. Please credit Tamara Tattles as your source when using this exclusive information. This year, the reunion had to tape in the NYC area because the long time venue, The Biltmore Ballroom in Downtown Atlanta is not COVID friendly. It lacks associated support […]
RHOA Recap: If You’ve Got It, Haunt It!
It seems like Cynthia’s 10/10/20 wedding may have just been tacked on to last week’s episode because the previews make it seem like the ladies are celebrating Halloween. Whatever they are doing, Kenya comes to Fallyn’s party in full Native American garb. She will probably get the same backlash Tanya did when she hosted her […]
RHOA Recap: 10.10.2020
For the love of all that is holy can we just get this wedding over with? It’s not going to happen on this RHOA recap, but a least we get to the wedding date. I happened to be near the site of the wedding that day as I was at my sister’s for the weekend. […]
RHOA Recap: Front Page News
I am still processing all of the drama from the Oprah interview with Meghan and Harry last night. That was a lot to process. After all the vitriol on this site, I was kind of afraid to go to Twitter, where everyone can be an asshole. I was super uplifted by all the love and […]
RHOA Recap: The Usual Suspects
On tonight’s RHOA recap the trip to Isle of Palms comes to a close. But not before an explosive dinner. IOP is one of my favorite places in the world. I actually met the great love of my life there. I wish we had seen more of the island. But we have to get back […]
RHOA Recap: What Happened In The Dungeon?
Wow, I’ve really been falling down on the job lately. Sorry. I think I’ve missed an episode or two of this show. Life is a bit of a struggle lately. But I’m all set to go for this RHOA recap. So let’s do it! And thanks for sticking with me. I really appreciate all of […]
RHOA Recap: Beach, Please
It seems according to the RHOA recaps interactions, and the ratings that RHOA has sort of run its course. Are we really over this franchise? Or is it Bravo in general. At one point this season RHOC was beating RHOA in ratings. And this was a very low rated RHOC season. I’ll ask again, where […]
RHOA Recap: The Jet Set And The Upset
On tonight’s RHOA recap at least two of the housewives make it Charleston. But first, Porsha is going to do a whole lot of shit stirring. She’s been rather tame so far this season. It’s season 7 and I suppose it is time up her game. I don’t think we are going to get as […]
RHOA Recap: The Giving Peach
Tonight I was going to skip this RHOA recap and just put up a discussion forum. I am losing my shit. I literally just wake up every damn day to new problems. And new scary news. And my anxiety is through the fucking roof. I always thought I was stronger than this, but for fucksake. […]
RHOA Recap: Don’t Come For Me Unless I’ve Invited You
It’s time for another RHOA recap. This is only episode five. It seem like there have been more episodes than that. On the other hand there aren’t really many storylines. We have Porsha’s protest, Kenya’s marital problems, Drew’s marital problems, Cynthia’s wedding, and Kandi sending Riley off to college. None of those are particularly exciting. […]
RHOA Recap: From One Surprise To Another
I am trying to get ready for this RHOA recap but Trump is literally calling my county out again in a criminal phone call. He doesn’t seem to get that our signatures are matched EVERY SINGLE TIME WE VOTE. The thing that takes the longest time when we vote is when we sit down, prove […]
RHOA Recap: Ten Ten Twenty Twenty
The Bravo suits are losing their minds over the housewives ratings last week. Apparently, it’s not just websites who are suffering from 2020 burnout and everyone preparing for Christmas. I know I am trying to fit in Bravo shows and 90 Day fiancé around my Christmas movies. I’m actually watching one now while doing setups […]
RHOA Recap: New Peach In The Orchard
On tonight’s RHOA Recap, Drew Sidora finally makes her debut. It will be interesting to see how she is received. Laytoya Ali also joins the ladies tonight and they all get together for a “wine tasting.” Oddly, I too will be “wine-tasting” this evening. For some reason this is a supersized episode. Sigh. We are […]
Exclusive: Finally Discussed Cynthia Bailey’s Wedding With Sources
It has been kind of like pulling teeth to find out what really happened at Cynthia’s wedding last Saturday. For weeks I had been in contact with production sources regarding the tedious preparation for Cynthia Bailey’s wedding. The COVID situation was a huge deal for production. The event was supposed to be outdoors. Masks, social […]
RHOA Recap: A Star Is Born
Setting up for the RHOA recap tonight but I will probably be sheltering from storms and unable to complete it even if my laptop miraculously continues to work. I am not sure I even watched last week’s RHOA. I was pretty traumatized last Sunday. The weather is bad again tonight, but so far, so good. […]
RHOA Recap: Moving Up And Moving On
I know the Bravo site says we are getting a new episode of RHOA tonight, so I am doing a setup up for tonight’s RHOA recap but it makes absolutely no sense for them to air a new episode tonight. None. They skipped a random week recently because the want to stretch things out to […]
RHOA Recap: More Love, More Problems
Sorry for the lack of RHOA recaps. My DVR didn’t pick it up this week for some reason. We are finally back from Greece. And Gregg is finally back on the show. I am not really sure what is going on with him. Anyway, this won’t be a real recap because I am watching it […]
RHOA Recap: Ruined Peaches?
I am so not in the mood for this RHOA recap. I do not care. I do care about Family Karma which you should all be watching. I won’t be recapping that tonight because I am drunk and want to go to bed for as long as I can stay asleep. Asleep is good for […]
RHOA Recap: A Greek Tragedy In 6 Acts
It’s already time for another RHOA recap! The ladies continue their trip to Greece this week and you can finally confirm what I said all along. Nene did not spit on Kenya. It’s not a terrible important distinction though because she sure seemed to want to. Also, the RHOA were supposed to filming the finale […]
RHOA Recap: Greece Is The Word
Sadly, tonight’s RHOA recap will cover the end of Kenya and Marc’s marriage. We saw it all break down on the last episode in real time. Marc was truly and utterly done. He made the announcement the next day publicly without giving Kenya the heads up. Kenya desperately wants to keep the marriage together. And, […]
RHOA Recap: In The Name Of Charity
Then,Before we get started on tonight’s RHOA recap that is full of awkward situations, I need to update you in real time about Marc Daly and Kenya Moore. First of all, tonight’s events at Marc Daly’s charity event occurred in September,just a few days before Marc and Kenya both posted about their separation. They seemed […]
RHOA Recap: Kenya vs. Ken
Sunday night is my Monday morning when I go back to work to write a RHOA recap. Even if you love your job, and I do, starting off a new work week is a drag. But, in the past, I was extra motivated because RHOA was the biggest post of the week. These days, not […]
RHOA Recap: Lions & Tigers & Shade, Oh My!
Tonight’s RHOA recap snuck up on me. Tonight Nene returns and gets to draw a check for the episode. If you missed my recent post about Nene’s pay this season, check it out. I made a correction to something I told you before. Also, we all hated the cookie lady on last week’s episode. And […]
RHOA Recap: Hot Tea With a Side of Cookies
Now that the Oscars are over, I’m all set to do tonight’s RHOA recap. Sorry I am late. I was having a really good day and then the members of the academy decided not to listen to the nominees for best song and just go with a name they new. Now I am just disappointed. […]
RHOA Recap: A Hairy Situation
It’s Sunday night, aka the beginning of the new work week and that means a RHOA recap. My main problem with this season are there are too many women on the show. I would rather have fewer people with deeper storylines rather than a bunch of women filming in restaurants and spas. But that is […]
RHOA Recap: Snake Bye!
Hey y’all. I almost made this just a discussion forum instead of a real RHOA recap tonight. As many of you know the cheese is sliding off my sandwich a bit over here. My anxiety and depression is becoming unmanageable and I am ready to try meds again. I guess. Also, you guys are always […]