It’s almost time for the Real Housewives of New Jersey Reunion. Today, Bravo released a clip and it looks like a doozy. But before we get to all that, let’s review the last reunion in November of 2014. At the time, Teresa was blaming her sentence on her brother Joe and her sister-in-law Melissa. Here is […]
Dance Moms Finale Recap: Last Dance
This was supposed to be the finale episode of the season, and maybe ever, as it is the last episode with Maddie and Mack on the show. However, rating were really good so production has add a B season and more episodes will be airing soon. Perhaps they just want an idea of how ratings […]
Dance Moms: Mini Madness
I thought this was the season “finale” but it looks like that is next Tuesday. According to Abby that was supposed to end the season but ratings must have been really good because in February they ordered more episodes for a B season. Abby’s issue with production is apparently that the kids only get paid […]
Dance Moms Recap: Mack Z Versus Abby Lee
We’re back at pyramid the week after Melissa finally admitted that she is pulling both Maddie and Mackenzie out of ALDC next season. With only three weeks left in the competition season, the team seems to be completely falling apart. While I have little sympathy for Abby Lee’s criminal problems, I do think it […]
Dance Moms Recap: UnBreak My Cold Black Heart
Once again we are back to Tuesday and I haven’t gotten to Dance Moms. Tuesday nights are super busy so I’m going to do last week’s now and tonight’s well … whenever I can. Abby should be particularly batshit this week because I think Melissa finally admits this is her last season. I for […]
Double Dance Moms Recap From David Bowie to Michael Jackson
Things have been so busy that I am somehow two episodes behind on Dance Moms. First we have an episode where they perform in Vegas which I see as sort of a filler episode. Then we have a new competition. Oh wait, it is a dance competition in Vegas. That’s cool. Viva Las Vegas […]
Dance Moms: Once, Twice, Three Times a Recap…
It’s time to catch up on Dance Moms, I took a bit of a break last week and I got terribly behind on the shows that I normally catchup on the weekends. Sometimes even bloggers try to grab some R&R so I have three episodes to get through before the RHOA reunion begins. I’m going […]
Dance Moms Recap: Nia Saves The Day!
We start with batshit crazy Abby screaming at production telling them to leave and calling the police on them. It’s hard to say if she is on something or just literally losing her mind over the potential of going to jail. I wonder if she has negotiated a plea deal yet. To top it […]
Dance Moms Recap: Seven Deadly Sins
This week, Maddie is back from filming her latest movie. She’s glad to see the girls, but not looking forward to the Abby drama. The moms are hopeful that having her favorite back will perk Abby up. At least she showed up and is ready to do the pyramid. But first the moms need […]
Dance Moms Recap: Debbie Allen Opens Her Studio to ALDC
This week Abby is crying in her pajamas while Gianna teaches the girls their group dance. This week Kalani and Brynn have solos. If we are going to a actual competition this week, Abby can’t go anyway. I believe she has been blackballed from the competitions due to her felony charges. I could be wrong […]
Dance Moms Recap: Apparently Abby Has Been Blackballed From Competitions!
For some unknown reason, Abby Lee Miller was on TMZ again today. They actually were apparently invited to her studio and they did a short video of a hip hop class. Nia, Maddie and Kendall were in it with some other kids. Why does TMZ care? I have no idea. There was no point […]
Dance Moms Recap: Everyone Really Is Replaceable !
So yesterday, we started seeing for the first time the beginnings of Abby’s apology tour. She gave a brief statement to a magazine yesterday where she said she’s not a bully, just a tough coach. I mainly agree with that and have a lot less issues with Abby’s aggressive personality than most of you. I […]
Dance Moms Recap: Abby Quits The Team!
This week Maddie is going up against Brynn! I can’t be the only one hoping Brynn wins. But will she get the choreography to let that happen? We start with Abby crying on the phone to someone. Production maybe? She seems to be pissed that she is being filmed in her private quarters of the […]
Dance Moms Recap: I’m Finished…
OH Joy! Abby Lee gets a new group of young impressionable dancers to screw up! Remember when the ALDC was 6-8 years old? We see Abby screaming at the little ones not to cry during the auditions and I am excited already. Holly on the other hand is not. If Abby is busy damaging […]
Dance Moms Recap: Not By The Hair On Abby’s Chinny Chin Chin
We are back on the new season of Dance Moms which I thinks is going to be spectacular because Abby is in trouble with the FEDS. What hasn’t been spectacular so far is the ALDC dancing. They showed up looking flabby and their dance moved seemed rusty but through the magic of television, a really […]
Dance Moms Is Back! Season 6 Looks Like a Doozy!
First I will just zip through the girls only show, No Moms Allowed. I don’t remember them losing last year. Oh yeah, I do remember Abby making them leave! That was crappy. The girls are all so much more professional than Abby and accept their loss gracefully. Lots of sibling rivalry between McKenzie and […]
Has The Real Housewives of New Jersey Started Filming?
According the above report by Entertainment Tonight, Bravo cameras were following Melissa Gorga as she sets about to open a boutique. The story says they are not sure if she if filming for the upcoming three part special with Joe and the girls, but I’m pretty sure that is already in the can. Also, […]
Dance Moms Reunion Recap: Is Abby Bringing In A New Crop?
The Dance Moms reunion did not tape for me, so I am going to recap while watching on demand. This means no real ability to pause without going through all sorts of di-dos. So I’m gonna assume you saw it and hit the highlights. Why do they think this is the most controversial season in […]
Dance Moms Recap: It’s Finally Time For Nationals
It’s coming down to the wire for nationals and Abby had decided to do the opening on an unfinished studio the day before nationals. I know a lot of your were outraged last week when Nia beat Kalani and Abby still would not commit to giving her a solo at nationals but you have to […]
Dance Moms: Nia Takes on Kalani
It’s been awhile since I’ve recapped this. I keep trying to take the summer off because it’s hot and I am burning up and burning out on recapping. But someone sent me an email about Dance Moms last night which I have yet to open but I am assuming something good happened. Then I […]
Dance Moms Catch Up Post: Abby in a Bra
I got a few episodes behind on Dance Moms during my (sorta) unplugged birthday week. I’m gonna try to hit the high (or low) notes of both episodes in this post. We start the week after Mackenzie beat Maddie in solos. The episode I am watching is the director’s cut and I am not sure […]
Dance Moms Recap: Sour Grapes From Poor Loser!
Dance Moms begins again at 3rd Street Dance Studio. Interestingly, this week’s Celebrity Wife Swap also feature 3rd Street Dance Company where Jill from the Love Boat changed lives with Charo and had to learn Flamenco dancing. Abby is there with an attitude and congratulations them on winning the group dance without Maddie as […]
Dance Moms Recap: Live From L.A. It’s Kendall K !
Dance Moms is finally moving to L.A. but they are still not in Abby’s Studio. The girls and moms go into the studio and find Abby muttering to herself about earrings. She is not wearing any and just can’t work without earrings. Why is Abby like legit crazy every time they are in L.A. Abby […]
The War Between Abby Lee Miller and Dance Moms Production Rages On
Abby Lee Miller was on Entertainment Tonight this week and had extensive segments where she gave us a lot of information the behind the scenes war on Dance Moms. She says that she lost her weight because her mother died of colon cancer and would not eat toward the end. So when she was […]
Dance Moms Down Under Part 2 Recap: THIS Was Nia’s Time to Shine!
Abby is preparing a Mad Max themed group routine for all of the girls except Nia and JoJo. I know why Nia is being punished, but I can’t remember why Jo Jo is. I guess it was something Jess said. Even more ridiculous is the fact that Kalani and her mom are taking a mother […]
Dance Moms Down Under Recap: Abby Blows Her Stack
The girls and moms are all in Australia and Abby has lost her wallet with her passport, license, and credit cards in LA. Abby can’t get to Australia! That doesn’t stop her from fucking things up thought. She is dropping a bomb on the girls before they even get out of the airport that only […]
Dance Moms Recap: Showdown in Pittsburgh Part 2
The thing about Dance Moms is that even though it becomes more and more scripted every week, at least these people knew each other and were arguing before the cameras ever showed up. Tonight’s recap is the final half of the season finale. If you missed last week you can catch it here. The first […]
Dance Moms Recap: Showdown in Pittsburgh Part 1
The ladies return to Pittsburgh for what they think is going to be their last Pitssburgh pyramid. As one of them says, “I’ll believe it when I see it.” Despite the weather they are glad to be back home on their normal routines with their families. Despite only being back for one week, we have […]
Dance Moms Recap: Video Killed the ALDC Star
This is the last west coast episode and the competition is judged by kids! Nia and Kendall shoot their videos. Abby and Holly are butting heads over the videos. Abby remains pissed and vindictive about Nia doing her video with Aubrey O’Day. JoJo and Kendall are doing solos. Mackenzie is “sick” and I think Maddie […]
Dance Moms: Maddie v Kalani
I don’t have time to do an in-depth recap of this show but it’s almost time for RHOA and I still haven’t gotten a chance to do it so here is a slap dash one. The title says it all. Kalani finally gets a chance to take a whack at Maddie. I can’t believe Abby […]
Dance Moms Recap: Showdown Between Nia and Kendall
We are back in L.A. and Abby still does not have a studio. I guess that was all a storyline. Melissa is explaining to the ladies that Mackenzie went with Abby to look at studios the day before but it is just going to take time. Wait, is she looking at studios? Is she […]
Dance Moms Recap: Mackenzie’s Time To Shine
Oh joy. It’s a double whammy. Maddie is on off doing Saturday Night Live with Sia. Oddly, Melissa nor Abby went with Maddie! Also they are going to Ohio for one final fight with Cathy before they go to LA again. Kalani gets to be on top of the pyramid with Maddie in absentia. JoJo […]
Dance Moms Recap Double Feature: Nia’s Last Chance and Abby’s Trash is Cathy’s Treasure
Oh Crap. I just realized I am two episodes behind on Dance Moms. Sorry. I’m catching up now. I am not excited about the title of this one. It’s time for pyramid and everyone expects it to go well because they beat Cathy and the Candy Apples the week before. However, there pyramid has everyone […]