How in the name of all that’s holy did they make twenty-one episodes this season? There can’t possibly be an unseen footage episode because they kept playing so many scenes from previous seasons this year as filler, it’s clear that nothing was on the cutting room floor. In other news, my head is so full […]

Apparently, tonight is the reunion for the Real Housewives of Orange County. You would think this would not come as a surprise to me, but it did. I feel like we already did this, but perhaps I just wanted to be done with the season. Reunions are THE WORST to recap, so this may take […]

What is going on with the Real Housewives of Orange County’s reunion looks this season? Who approved this nonsense? Are they doing a promotional for Dress Barn? I just don’t get this. Shannon looks amazing in her little black dress. I like her look the best. I also like Tamra’s jumpsuit, but I’m not sure […]

It’s the last season of this shit show, and boy have we had a lot of fun complaining about it. Let’s get right to it. Vicki and her partners meet with her son Michael to tell him they have decided to replace a current board member with him. What does that mean? They are throwing […]

Once again, Banjo is pissed that I have stopped my extremely tone deaf singing along with The Voice, to recap this shit show. The Voice is getting huge ratings this season for a reason. I’m loving it even though a guy I really liked went home just because he was paired with one of Miley’s […]

Le sigh. Well at least this week, this shit show will be on the road in Iceland. Iceland sure is pushing the tourist thing lately if you fly Iceland Air to say, Paris. You can fly to Iceland for and take a three day layover and then continue on to Paris. If you just go […]

This is episode fifteen, y’all. FIFTEEN! Fifteen boring episodes robbing us of fifteen hours of your lives that we will never, ever get back. All season, even the housewives have been admitting that the show was “off to a slow start” and promised things would get good once they got to Iceland. Guess what? I […]

Based on the title, I presume this episode will be very Peggycentric. Pretty much anytime anything happens anywhere, one of my readers is there. So I can only assume I have quite a few Armenian readers here. So I have a question. Peggy seems to really be trying to oversell the Armenian thing. Yet when […]

I am not excited in the least to write this recap tonight. It’s been a rough day and THE CRAZY is out of control. I’m having a rough time concentrating and I have a headache from trying. I say all that to say this recap will probably suck. But here goes nothing! We are starting […]

Y’all. The Voice is so good tonight and Banjo and I always bond in when it is on, I hate to stop that for this stupid show about bitches pulling six figures for showing their ass, but  as much as this show suck donkey balls in Tijuana, I am here for you. Because the shit […]

We start tonight with Kelly preparing for her breast reduction. How does one prepare for a breast reduction if one is an OC housewife?  Well first, one’s husband stands you outside topless and makes a plaster of Paris mold of your soon to be former boobs. Because, memories. Then, one throws a “Boob Voyage Party” […]

We haven’t heard a whole lot from the Real Housewives of Orange County in the press lately, but what little they do talk about usually includes a sort of apology for how boring this season has been so far. The promise it will get better. ONCE THEY GET TO ICELAND. Please let that be next […]

Tonight it is back to Orange County for another Saint Patrick’s Day! Let’s hope this one is not as dramatic as the one in Ireland. I hope Kelly doesn’t do the nose flicking game this time either. Lydia, Tamra, Eddie, Doug and David are going to run a Spartan race. David seems to be training for […]

  Peggy Why does Peggy want to act like she is fresh of the boat. She was born in Kuwait or somewhere and moved to the US when she was a year old. This “I am not familiar with anything American” schtick is just ridiculous. Vicki Steve must be a saint. He not only puts […]

The first scene of the episode seems to be the very first scene that Meghan filmed when she came back down to Orange County to film. Why are Lydia and her family Hawaii giving their boys the sex talk in Hawaii? I thought we were all going to Hawaii? Now I am disappointed. Lydia wants […]

I am pretty sure this episode is going to be a dud. I am sick to damn death of these women taking us to their vaginal rejuvenations. I do not care for Shannon Beador so I am not interested in her giving Sophie I driving lesson. I have a gut feeling that Shannon herself probably […]

First of all, these taglines are so unbearable that I need to remember to start watching my DVR a couple of minutes late to avoid them. We are back at the two-year old birthday party where Shannon is acting like the two-year old. Lydia says she doesn’t want to hang out and have dinner with […]

Shannon Shannon meets with Elaine, the feng shui consultant about her new house. Fittingly, she has a toilet in her relationship area.  One of her kids has a professional makeup artist come in to make her look 35 for her winter formal. I can’t believe that David is going to let her leave the house […]