Meghan Edmonds has finally gotten a diagnosis for her two year old son, Hart. She has been getting him treatment all over the country for his symptoms since he was born. Yesterday, on World Cerebral Palsy Day she announced on her blog that he was diagnosed with hypotonic Cerebral Palsy. Meghan has been amazingly positive […]
Things I Have NOT Been Posting About And Why…
Megan Edmonds Daughter Aspen Gets Into Her Purse And Takes Melatonin! Because, clickbait. Megan travels on planes with her kids all the time, Aspen is three and she has kids gummies for the plane. She usually takes the full dose of two gummies but only took one on the plan. She spotted the other on […]
Meghan King Edmonds Speaks Out
Meghan King has decided to set speak out after Jim Edmonds and his family members trashed her on social media. Then, Jim gave the bizarre “nice statement” seeming to be a reversal in attitude. Now he is posting photos of a huge ugly house he and Meghan are building. They are captioned, “When you tell […]
Jim Edmonds Vows To Make Things Right With Meghan King Edmonds
These reality show marriages are just crazy pants. Meghan King Edmond and Jim Edmonds are supposedly filing for divorce. When last we paid attention to these two, Jim had allegedly filed for divorce the day after their five year anniversary. Meghan said that Jim and the nanny both lied to her face about going to […]
Meghan King Edmonds And Jim Edmonds Split
It was about five years ago when Vicki Gunvalson told Meghan King Edmonds that she gave her marriage to Jim Edmonds “five years.” Looks like she was right. Meghan King Edmonds has announce a split from husband Jim after five years of marriage. But it was just two days ago that Meghan King Edmonds gave […]
Meghan King Edmonds Reeling After Jim Admits To Affair
Apparently, Jim Edmonds was cheating with someone online sending dick picks and videos on the day Meghan King Edmonds gave birth to twins. Meghan has taken to her blog to post about it. I found out the same way you guys did: in the tabloids, I never left a voicemail for the other woman. I […]
Lots Of Stuff I Haven’t Gotten Around To Posting
New Jobs For Old Housewives! My girl Claudia Jordan got a DJ job in Dallas, Texas! Claudia co-stars with comedian Rudy Rush on The Morning Rush with Claudia and Rudy on Smooth R&B 105.7 weekdays from 5- 10 a.m. That is a long shift! The show recently replaced The Steve Harvey Show which was dropped by the station […]
Meghan King Edmonds Has Had Her Twin Boys!
View this post on Instagram Announcing our perfect, beautiful, and healthy twin baby boys! They arrived at 10:48pm and 11:32pm on June 5 weighing 6lbs 15oz (20”) and 6lbs 0oz (19.25”). Everyone is doing well. Stay tuned for names and birth story 💙💙 Photo by @heathermohrphotography A post shared by Meghan King (@meghanking) on Jun […]
Meghan King Edmonds Quits RHOOC Because She Needs To Focus On Being A Housewife
Meghan King Edmonds has decided to stop pretending that she lives in Orange County. She is expecting twin boys in June and wants to raise her children in St. Louis and be an actual housewife. Meghan announced on her personal blog today that she will not be returning to RHOOC. Today is a bittersweet day […]
Meghan King Edmonds Just Made a Major Announcement About Her Pregnancy
Meghan Edmonds has taken to Instagram to make a few announcements regarding her pregnancy. First of all she is due in June! Everybody knows that June babies are the best babies! But that is not even the best part of her announcement. Jim and Meghan took the above photo to announce that they are expecting […]
Real Housewives Of Orange County Reunion 2017 Part 2
How in the name of all that’s holy did they make twenty-one episodes this season? There can’t possibly be an unseen footage episode because they kept playing so many scenes from previous seasons this year as filler, it’s clear that nothing was on the cutting room floor. In other news, my head is so full […]
Real Housewives Of Orange County: 2017 Reunion Part 1
Apparently, tonight is the reunion for the Real Housewives of Orange County. You would think this would not come as a surprise to me, but it did. I feel like we already did this, but perhaps I just wanted to be done with the season. Reunions are THE WORST to recap, so this may take […]
Real Housewives of Orange County Reunion Looks: Who Got It Right? Who Missed The Mark?
What is going on with the Real Housewives of Orange County’s reunion looks this season? Who approved this nonsense? Are they doing a promotional for Dress Barn? I just don’t get this. Shannon looks amazing in her little black dress. I like her look the best. I also like Tamra’s jumpsuit, but I’m not sure […]
Real Housewives of Orange County: Candle Wicks And Lunatics
It’s the last season of this shit show, and boy have we had a lot of fun complaining about it. Let’s get right to it. Vicki and her partners meet with her son Michael to tell him they have decided to replace a current board member with him. What does that mean? They are throwing […]
Real Housewives of Orange County: The Real Vikings Of Orange County
Once again, Banjo is pissed that I have stopped my extremely tone deaf singing along with The Voice, to recap this shit show. The Voice is getting huge ratings this season for a reason. I’m loving it even though a guy I really liked went home just because he was paired with one of Miley’s […]
Real Housewives of Orange County: A Case Of The Vickis
I’m watching The Voice while doing the prepost setups for this post and I have to say, y’all are missing out. Several really great singers went home tonight. Including one of my favorites. I think we all need a little music in our lives lately. This is what we should be watching instead of bitches […]
Real Housewives of Orange County: An Unexpected Thaw
Le sigh. Well at least this week, this shit show will be on the road in Iceland. Iceland sure is pushing the tourist thing lately if you fly Iceland Air to say, Paris. You can fly to Iceland for and take a three day layover and then continue on to Paris. If you just go […]
Real Housewives of Orange County: Mystic Mistake
This is episode fifteen, y’all. FIFTEEN! Fifteen boring episodes robbing us of fifteen hours of your lives that we will never, ever get back. All season, even the housewives have been admitting that the show was “off to a slow start” and promised things would get good once they got to Iceland. Guess what? I […]
Real Housewives of Orange County: Armenian Rhapsody
Based on the title, I presume this episode will be very Peggycentric. Pretty much anytime anything happens anywhere, one of my readers is there. So I can only assume I have quite a few Armenian readers here. So I have a question. Peggy seems to really be trying to oversell the Armenian thing. Yet when […]
Real Housewives of Orange County: Don’t Rock The Boat
I am not excited in the least to write this recap tonight. It’s been a rough day and THE CRAZY is out of control. I’m having a rough time concentrating and I have a headache from trying. I say all that to say this recap will probably suck. But here goes nothing! We are starting […]
Real Housewives of Orange County: Farm To Table Manner
Y’all. The Voice is so good tonight and Banjo and I always bond in when it is on, I hate to stop that for this stupid show about bitches pulling six figures for showing their ass, but as much as this show suck donkey balls in Tijuana, I am here for you. Because the shit […]
Real Housewives of Orange County: Breast Intentions
We start tonight with Kelly preparing for her breast reduction. How does one prepare for a breast reduction if one is an OC housewife? Well first, one’s husband stands you outside topless and makes a plaster of Paris mold of your soon to be former boobs. Because, memories. Then, one throws a “Boob Voyage Party” […]
Real Housewives of Orange County: Loose Lips Sink Friendships
Sorry for tonight’s delay. It’s been a long emotionally draining day with Irma visiting Atlanta today and I opted to watch the finale of Bachelor in Paradise first tonight. If I had any real expectation of this show being even marginally interesting I would have recapped it first. Let’s see what I missed. We start […]
Real Housewives of Orange County: Drag Bingo Bombshell
We haven’t heard a whole lot from the Real Housewives of Orange County in the press lately, but what little they do talk about usually includes a sort of apology for how boring this season has been so far. The promise it will get better. ONCE THEY GET TO ICELAND. Please let that be next […]
Real Housewives Of Orange County: Run For Your Wife!
Tonight it is back to Orange County for another Saint Patrick’s Day! Let’s hope this one is not as dramatic as the one in Ireland. I hope Kelly doesn’t do the nose flicking game this time either. Lydia, Tamra, Eddie, Doug and David are going to run a Spartan race. David seems to be training for […]
Real Housewives of Orange County: Un Noble Women
I am so drunk that I have to close one eye to type. I decided to day drink before the eclipse and then because I have yet to eat a bite all day.. well I am not good. So I am just going to be your fatass drunk Aunt Tamara on the couch for this […]
Real Housewives of Orange County: The Sip And See Stand-Off
Peggy Why does Peggy want to act like she is fresh of the boat. She was born in Kuwait or somewhere and moved to the US when she was a year old. This “I am not familiar with anything American” schtick is just ridiculous. Vicki Steve must be a saint. He not only puts […]
Real Housewives of Orange County: Moving In, Moving On And Moving Fast
The first scene of the episode seems to be the very first scene that Meghan filmed when she came back down to Orange County to film. Why are Lydia and her family Hawaii giving their boys the sex talk in Hawaii? I thought we were all going to Hawaii? Now I am disappointed. Lydia wants […]
Real Housewives of Orange County: We Have A New Puppet Master
I am pretty sure this episode is going to be a dud. I am sick to damn death of these women taking us to their vaginal rejuvenations. I do not care for Shannon Beador so I am not interested in her giving Sophie I driving lesson. I have a gut feeling that Shannon herself probably […]
Real Housewives of Orange County: The Not So Quiet Woman
First of all, these taglines are so unbearable that I need to remember to start watching my DVR a couple of minutes late to avoid them. We are back at the two-year old birthday party where Shannon is acting like the two-year old. Lydia says she doesn’t want to hang out and have dinner with […]
Real Housewives of Orange County: It’s My Way Or Feng Shui!
Shannon Shannon meets with Elaine, the feng shui consultant about her new house. Fittingly, she has a toilet in her relationship area. One of her kids has a professional makeup artist come in to make her look 35 for her winter formal. I can’t believe that David is going to let her leave the house […]
Real Housewives of Orange County: The Great Divide
Off to a late start since the Southern Charm reunion saved anything remotely interesting for the lat five minutes of the show. I’m just going to take this one slow and easy. OMG! I had not watched the trailer for this season and it looks fantastic. I really thought Brett Michaels was on the show […]
Real Housewives Of Orange County Taglines Are Out
I hate them all except for Tamra’s and Vicki’s. I hate Meghan’s the most because it is grammatically incorrect.