After the last Catfish recap I did with the model and the pro basketball player, I imagine whatever happens on this episode will pale in comparison. That said, I hate getting behind on Catfish episodes because they literally run these episodes in overnight marathon all the time and it brings a different crowd to […]
Catfish: Kailani & Sam
Well this show looks a lot more interesting than last week’s already. The email comes from a gay guy named Melvin who was in a cyber relationship with a guy named Sam. Sam displayed all the usual signs of a catfish, no video chatting, could never meet, attempts to meet up thwarted by major […]
Catfish: Yasmine & Lewis
I’m two episodes behind on Catfish. The past couple of weeks have been extremely busy so I am hoping to get caught up this weekend. In tonight’s episode, Sandra contacts the Max and Nev about her granddaughter who is sending money to her online boyfriend. Yasmine sent the money to “Lewis” but since you have […]
#Catfish: Mecca & Tanner
I really need this episode tonight to blow off some steam after a long, long day of really bad weather. I’m starting to wonder why we haven’t been to meet a catfish at a park next to a large body of water. It’s like they don’t understand that the reason to watch the show is […]
Catfish: Marvin & Austin
Sorry for the delay in recapping this episode, it was a very busy week with breaking news on the reality show front and I got too busy to get to it. I’m excited to have a moment to catch up now though! And then the housewives grind begins again… Well this is strange, the show […]
Catfish: Telizza & Shai
Wednesday is my favorite day to recap lately, I’ve got Imposters, Stranded With A Million Dollars, and Catfish. I had so much to do today, but there is always tomorrow. Unless there is no tomorrow and it that case I had a really good last day. This episode is good already because the names are […]
Catfish: Danny and Rosa
It’s time for another ridiculous episode of Catfish where I ask the question, is a new couch and a fresh coat of paint for your living room, really worth this level of humiliation? I mean have you seen this show? Danny is being catfished this week by someone claiming to be a girl named Rosa. Danny […]
Catfish: Alante and Nevaeh
I’m so excited that it is time for Catfish again! I can tell by the names that this episode is going to be fantastic. The weirder the names the dumber the people, in my experience. Um, except for those of your reading here with really dumb names. You are the exceptions. This week’s catfish victim […]
Catfish: Shawny & Jack
It’s time for a brand new season of Catfish and I am so glad it is coming on when I have time to recap it live. These shows reair on MTV for years, over and over during the wee hours of every night. It’s great for bringing in new readers! Shawny is from Rochester […]
Catfish Recap: Luis & Sydney
Sorry we have missed a couple of Catfish episodes, things at TamaraTattles.com have been mad busy. I am actually supposed to be recapping something else tonight and I just have to see what is going on with Nev and Max. It looks like a fairly normal episode so far tonight. Let’s get started. The […]
Catfish Spencer & Katy — London Calling!
If nothing else this episode we are going to London, and since my passport just expired and renewing it seems quite traumatic (passport photo! Hail noe!) I may be limiting my travel to the U.S. for a bit. Oh and it looks like we will be meeting Katy Perry! So even more fantastic! Spencer […]
Catfish Recap: Larissa and Anthony
So I just recapped the first episode of the season with Jayme and Lucas and it already looks like another season of someone coming on the show to promote something. On the first one it was the Playboy Model supposedly getting catfished but really getting air time. What will happen on the second one? Will […]
Catfish Lucas and Many
I can’t believe there is another season of this show, but I am very excited to recap it. I get all sorts of random people dropping by from my Catfish because of all the reruns, they are the most “evergreen” posts on my site. So let’s do this. There are two new shows in a […]
Catfish Recap: Vince and Alyssa
There was just way too much going on last night to do this in real time, so I will check it out now while refreshed and well-rested. I can already tell from the guide description this one is going to be a little bit different. At this point, I only watch to mock the idiots […]
Catfish Recap: Paris & Tara
It’s time to meet a new batch of morons on this week’s Catfish! After all the excitement last week, I have barely recovered. People came from far and wide to talk about that crazy episode with the Courtney the Psychic! Paris is 25 years old and lives in the burbs of Chicago. Paris met Tara over […]
Catfish Recap: Kayla & Courtney
MTV has been pimping the hell out of this episode. It seems to involve a psychic who is catfishing some girl with messages from her dead father. This is a new level of crazy fools. Kayla is an 18 year old with a kid and a baby daddy who live just down the road from […]
Catfish Recap: Tyreme & Tomorrow
OMG! I have been on Twitter blocking the LVPlunatics for the past hour or so because Rinna and Eileen both retweeted me tonight. Had I know that the people in tonight’s episode would be called Tyreme and Tomorrow, I would have just let the run their course and started this recap on time. With […]
Catfish Recap: Joanna & Bo
OMG! It’s going to be a lesbian love triangle with a beat down at the end! Why was I almost going to delete this? Okay we have a hot girl named Joanna who is 26 from Riverside California. Does she need new furniture? Anyway, she is in love with a girl named Bo. Bo […]
Catfish Ray & Lexi: And YOU Get a New Living Room and YOU Get an New Living Room!
I hate that I didn’t get the chance to recap Catfish live this week as it brings in more people to tell me I am an idiot and I should stop recapping this show if I hate it so much. How could I hate this show? I do hate that it has jumped the shark […]
Catfish Recap Michael and Chanelle: This Ending Was Depressing
Michael is a 21 year-old single dad from Philly who has an online girlfriend named Chanelle. Chanelle seems like your run of he mill catfish who refuses to video chat. Michael has been talking to her for 8 months. His brother made him contact Catfish (at least that is the storyline) because he doesn’t think Chanelle […]
Catfish Recap: Jaylin & Ja’la
First of all, the names this week already let me know this is a shit show. Teachers have noticed patterns with names where certain names will notoriously be a problem. In one school we had maybe eight variation of the name. Jaylen, Jailen, Jalin, and my personal favorite, Jailin. Some were boys, some were girls […]
Catfish Leuh & Justin: Iranian Deception?
It’s time for another episode of Catfish and once again the episode should be called, if you parents are not bright enough to spell a decent name for you, then your life is fucked. But I guess that title is just too long. Leuh, age 19, whose parents clearly didn’t know how to spell, wants […]
Catfish Jeanette & Derick Recap: Grandma Gets Catfished
It’s been kind of a rough week and there are a lot of things left over to recap this weekend, but I’m struggling to stay out of full blown crazyland and not do excited about recapping. I normally like to recap Catfish live because it usually trends and brings in a different kind of […]
Catfish Recap Dejay, Malik and Josiah “This Ain’t No Nintendo!”
OMG I am so happy Catfish is back. It’s finally midnight and I can stop publicizing the day’s posts and get to something fun. I know this show is scripted and fake, but I don’t care. The people are real and they still do stupid things for my amusement. I can’t believe this is only […]
Catfish Recap: Sydney & Ayissha
Remember Cabbage Patch Kids? Those dolls in the 80s that were so ugly they were cute? Catfish has become sort of like that in the sense that this show is so ridiculously stupid it’s funny. Even if this stuff is all made up, I can’t for the life of me figure out how people would […]
Catfish Recap: Andria & David
I steadily getting caught up on the shows that I slept through last week, so I thought I would recap Catfish since each episode is sort of a stand alone show. Let’s see what idiots we are dealing with this week. This week’s idiot is Andria. You might have guessed that by the way her […]
Catfish Recap: Thad and Sara
After the most ridiculously fake episode of Catfish ever last week with Prophet and Trinity, this week we seem to have a real story and it doesn’t seem as though it will end well. We start this week with the boys in the usual hotel room. They get an email from a guy named […]
Catfish Recap: Prophet & Trinity
Well Prophet and Trinity definitely seem like a marriage made by God himself. what could possibly go wrong here? Wait WHUT? it’s PROPHET From Nappy Roots? Oh this can’t be fake at all. /Heavy Sigh Nev explains why every hotel they go to the have the same pictures. They can’t use the hotel room picture […]
Catfish Recap: Tiana and James
There is a new episode of Catfish on my DVR. I guess a new season started. Tiana is 21 and in love with James who is 24. They both live in North Carolina but not in the same town. She apparently moved from Washington state to North Carolina with her family to be closer to […]
RuPaul’s Drag Race Season 7 Coronation
By Lady Cocotte It had been sunny and humid for days. Then, on Monday, the sky opened and it poured. Of course it did! I had tickets to the RuPaul’s Drag Race Coronation across town. I gritted my teeth and headed into the wet. It’s all for drag. At least I don’t have to […]
RuPaul’s Drag Race Recap: Grand Finale
By Lady Cocotte This is it, chickadees. The Grand Finale of RuPaul’s Drag Race ! Half the fun of the finale shows is seeing who is in the audience. Tyra Sanchez (S2), looking classy and graceful and not at all like she wants to wring my neck (you’ll understand if you’ve read my story about […]
RuPaul’s Drag Race Recap: Countdown to the Crown
By Lady Cocotte This one is going to be short because I’m super busy getting ready for my trip to NYC and I don’t usually like these recap shows. I’m also heavily medicated (I’ve had really bad travel anxiety the past few years) so take everything I say with a grain of salt. RuPaul looks […]
RuPaul’s Drag Race Recap: And The Rest Is Drag
By Lady Cocotte The girls make their way into the workroom and you can tell they’re all genuinely upset about Katya leaving. Kennedy Davenport reads Katya’s message on the mirror: “Девочки! Я вас любитЬ! If you need me, you know where to find me. (The dumpster out back) XOXO Katya AKA The Brooke Hogan of […]