I can’t take another minute of this Sugar Bowl, so writing this stupid recap has suddenly become more attractive. I have a bunch of little niggling things like this on my DVR I need to attend to. So it is finally time to say goodbye to these clowns. And we won’t even have the normal […]
Unanchored: Walk The Plank, Shark Bite
I suppose that recapping these two episodes is better than trying to get some dishes done. I was feeling pretty energetic and all ready to be productive and then I felt all chills and feverish. That lasts for a few minutes and then I feel good again. Later, rinse, repeat. And despite getting a good […]
Unanchored: The Kiss of Death, Doomsday
I’m going to try to get through a double recap of this dumb show, despite having a tension headache. I’m a glutton for punishment. I had to drive to downtown Atlanta today in the rain and the traffic was awful. I tensed up for the entire trip and seemed to have caused myself a stress […]
Unanchored: A Storm Is Coming
After that tense episode of Below Deck on the high seas are you ready for another half hour of riveting television in the Caribbean? Well, tough titties. We’ve got this crap. I’d probably stop recapping it but we are having so much fun mocking this hot mess in comments and just chatting about random shit […]
Unanchored: Sink Or Swim
The bizarre choices Bravo is making in stacking their shows lately and moving things all about, Unanchored is suddenly the only show I have to recap on Mondays. This is great for Banjo because it is his favorite viewing night of the week. He gets two hours of music and sometimes his tone deaf mama […]
Unanchored: Dick Of The Day
Day three of the trip is New Year’s Eve. It’s the first real sail of the bucketlust portion of the voyage. Just a short hop to an island cay with all the sailboats in formation. Max wins Dick of The Day for sleeping in for the third time in 24 hours. He is stuck wearing […]
UnAnchored: Bon Voyage
I fell asleep last night since my current sleep schedule has me on really random hours. For some reason I am waking up at 5 am and then wearing out and collapsing before 8 pm. This is very problematic for recaps. I woke up right as this show was starting last night and sort of […]