Y’all. I AM SO HERE FOR THIS MOMENT! Let’s get to dragging Stephanie and Angele! It looks like the finale is going to be an hour and a half so my spelling is going to get worse and so is my use of the wrong words. I’ve been a bit under the weather today so […]
60 Days In: Cover Blown
So on Thursday nights, I tape all the Shondaland shows so that when I am done working my job of recapping TV shows, I can watch my TV shows when I have the time. This gives my DVR fits because I also have lots of “work job shows” like this one that have to be […]
60 Days In: The Inmate Who Loved Me
I normally wait until Friday to recap this show because I want to watch my Shondaland in peace. DO NOT SPOIL ME IN COMMENTS OR YOU WELL HAVE THE WORST SEAT IN THE WLS. And in case you haven’t noticed there are a lot of folks banished there at the moment. But I can’t really […]
60 Days In: Nachos, Strippers & Whippit
I have to say this is the most viewed recap show of anything not on Bravo that I do. Because Shondland Shows are off on Thursday nights for a couple of weeks during the Olympics, I am able to get to this tonight. Which is great because I usually recap when the maids are here […]
60 Days In: See Nothing, Say Nothing
This episode must be very dramatic because the previous recap was getting a lot of comment that are extremely negative toward Stephanie since it aired. It seems like Jaclin is going to get a beatdown. Is it me are is it always worse for the females? The also seem to have the most drugs. South […]
60 Days In: Sexual Preference
Sorry for the delay, things are super busy with Big Brother. In the meantime, someone came along and tried to post the most racist crap I have ever seen here about Angele and Stephanie. It was appalling and the guy appeared to be using his real name. I’m still disturbed by it days later. Every […]
60 Days In: Blood Rules
Finally have a moment to catch up on the inmates and see how they are surviving their time. South Annex – Jaclin, Stephanie, Angele Jaclin has managed to get herself and her pink hair bow yanked out of the unit again, and is likely on the way to segregation. It is unclear how long she […]
60 Days In: Jail Crush
500 Zone Alan’s cellie, Pancho has some beef with the newest guy Jeremiah. On of the bloods, Shyne eggs on Jeremiah to fight Pancho. As Pancho’s cellie Alan will be expected to jump to help out Pancho. Jeremiah came up and blindsided Pancho and starts beating the crap out of him. Alan can’t do anything […]
60 Days In: Party Favors
South Annex Oh, I had forgotten how creepy Stephanie got last season. Stephanie and Jaclin both know the other is in the program, but rather than realizing that puts them on the same team, Stephanie is already talking about throwing Jaclin under the bus. Angele is still being fawned over by all the girls. She […]
60 Days In: Pissed Off
Zone 500 Alan’s cellmate, Pancho has made a shank. This has Alan super nervous, what if he loses his mind and decides to shank him? It looks like production has informed Colonel Adger and he is sending in a team to do a shakedown. First they did a very though body search on all of […]
60 Days In: Shank Anxiety
Here we go with another TWO HOURS of this insanity this week. Thursdays will be the regular time and my Thursday DVR schedule is a hot mess. I will probably pause recapping this to do Top Chef so that it gets up on time because it is the more popular show. South Annex Jaclin On […]
60 Days In: The Beginning of The End
I feel like I have missed a season of 60 Days In, but I went back to read the previous recaps and I remember now. In case you don’t realize it, the show names on the black bar above will take you directly to all the recaps of the shows. As soon as I publish […]
Big Brother After The Finale News
There are tons of bits and pieces of news from the cast since the show wrapped. I thought I would list some of them for you here. Paul had a gathering at his home after the finale and DID NOT INVITE JOSH. He only invited the four people who voted for him, Matt, Raven, Kevin […]
Big Brother Finale
It has been a long season and people have been pissed off about Paul, but as usual I’ve loved every minute. Tonight, Cheryl B is finally going to understand how the final HOH works and that will make us all feel better. So Let’s get on with the show. I am going to make this […]
Big Brother: And Then There Were Three…
We begin after the usual endless recapping of the previous episode, with Paul nominating Paul and Kevin. Josh lets us know that Kevin is the target. Yay we are going to the jury house where all of the people who Paul fucked over live. Cody is miserable in the jury house and Matt and Raven […]
Big Brother 19: The Final Four
We don’t just get down to the final four tonight when Alex makes her predictable exit, we are down to the final four episodes. After tonight, we have a live eviction tomorrow night at nine, a third episode on Friday night at eight, and then the finale on Wednesday bringing The Paul Show to a […]
Big Brother 19: The Revengers
I forgot to increase the DVR time on Big Brother tonight, so I am going to miss the last ten minutes. I’ll see if I can find it on CBS.com. Hopefully the BB comics veto isn’t until Wednesday. I hate this ridiculous argument between Josh and Paul. I don’t know why Josh went along with […]
Big Brother 19: The Final Double Eviction
I am super excited by the double eviction tonight. I love this game no matter how it plays out. It’s just fascinating how they managed to cast an entire house full of people who don’t seem to want to play the game. You would think there would be one or two people who wanted to […]
Big Brother 19: Production Gives The Houseguests A Swift Kick In The Ass
Every episode of this show I watch, I continued to be shocked at just how stupid the people in this house are. Even though Josh knows what is going on with Paul, he still wouldn’t vote him out if he was on the block. Even if during the double eviction tomorrow night someone gets a […]
Big Brother 19: The One Legged Girl Wins The Foot Race For HOH
Tonight, on Big Brother, you will see Paul’s best work of the season. It’s time for the HOH and it’s a track competition. Christmas will be competing on crutches. Paul has instructed everyone to throw the HOH. Let’s watch. Are you surprised that everyone agrees to throw the HOH? On Kevin thinks this is a […]
Big Brother 19: The End Of The Orange Tank Top On Feeds!
I am so glad I don’t have to see that fugly orange tank top anymore. I am also praying for a miracle that Kevin wins HOH. I don’t think it is possible at this point, but it would be so fantastic if it happened. A girl can dream. I also just put up a new […]
Big Brother 19: Jason Cowboys Up!
I haven’t had time to watch much of the feeds this week as I’ve spent the large majority of the past 72 hours working on the technical glitch on the site, so this should all be new information for me. I am curious to see how much of their assholey behavior will be shown on […]
Big Brother 19: What A Bunch Of Weiners
Let’s see what new information we can get from watching the Big Brother episode tonight. I haven’t been doing much live feed watching lately. I am curious to know why Alex and Josh voted out Matt last Thursday. I presume it was because Paul told them to. You know, like the same reason everyone else […]
Big Brother 19: Sad To See The Big Meatball Roll Out The Door…
It is time to say goodbye to Mark. I did not have time to watch today, or read anything about the show. I am just ready to say goodbye to Mark. I hope Elena does not treat him like shit in the house. I wish there was a chance to get Raven and her hypochondria […]
Big Brother 19: Zingbot Arrives & POV Is Played
Paul has already flip flopped twice from keeping Kevin in the final five. Even though he just locked it in with Christmas and Josh. The whole house went in on Kevin at Paul’s urging, Paul wants Kevin gone at five because everyone likes him. Now that he has the whole house hating Kevin, he’s fine […]
Big Brother 19: Tales From Decrypt
The HOH challenge that was played on Friday and hosted by Derrick airs at the top of the show. They screen will show an encrypted clue, the faster you figure out what it is, the faster you can hit the button for which evicted houseguest it refers to. It’s a bracket set up like the […]
Big Brother 19 Bonus Episode:Turns Out It Was A Midpoint Recap
Despite what you hear in the grousing comments here, Big Brother 19 is a hit in the ratings. This week they even added a fourth episode. One thing I’ve learned from running this website is that the more people hate a reality show or person, the more page views the post gets. The same is […]
Big Brother 19: It’s Time For a Double Eviction!
I am so stoked for tonight’s DOUBLE EVICTION I can barely see the screen. I am so wanting Mark to win a HOH tonight. I think he might resist Paul’s charms and make his own decisions. I just type I hope Mark “whens” tonight’s eviction. Apologies in advance as it looks like it is one […]
Big Brother 19: Broken Promises, Broken Alliances, Paul Continues To Control The House
It appears based on Paul’s diary rooms that he is all in with Alex and Jason to the end. They have a group of five when they add Jason, Josh and Christmas. It you missed any live feed updates, here is the last post where you can find them in comments. Kevin really misses his […]
BB19: Paul Continues to Run The House
With the announcement last week that everyone has made jury, the houseguests are all just hanging out waiting to see what order Paul will evict everyone. If you want to know who played in veto and all the crazy things happening in the house since the veto comp was played, you can find all of […]
60 Days In: In Or Out?
I am not sure if tonight is the finale, but I do know that some people’s time ends tonight. It does appear to be the finale because this is a two hour episode. South Annex Once again, the DART team is doing a full shakedown of the women’s jail looking for drugs. They find a […]
60 Days In: High Times
Things are going down in the Fulton County Jail that we did not see happen in first two seasons. Some of the participants are using drugs. Tonight, it appears that Matt is the next to get high while in the jail. South Annex Michelle In keeping with tonight’s drug theme, the women in South Annex […]
60 Days In: The Marine Test
If I were just watching this show and not recapping it, I’d be thrilled with back to back episodes. But I am recapping it so I am going to try to be a bit less chatty if at all possible. And I am warning you now, the later it gets the worse my using the […]