Nobody seems to know what this season of AHS is all about, but I know y’all want a place to talk about! Lady Gaga is back playing a female who is “very grounded” and “very in the earth.” What does that mean? Sounds to me like she is dead. Is it a cemetary season? […]
I am so sorry I did not give you guys a spot to talk this week. I thought someone told me last week was the winter finale. I’m sorry I am such a fraidy cat that I can’t watch and know what is going on. Please talk amongst yourselves…
Hey you guys! Sorry I forgot about you. I gots the crud and am in bed sucking down antibiotics and chicken soup. It seems the folks on AHS: Hotel are sucking down some other stuff. Here’s your spot to chat.
Get started with your reactions to tonight’s episode in the comments section below! UF should be along to tell us the featured music and moderate the discussion shortly.
Sorry you guys! I have been so swamped the last few days, I lost track of what day it was again! Here is your spot to talk about all the creepy stuff that happened on AHS:Hotel Tonight! IF YOU MISSED IN CONVERSATIONS ABOUT AHS: HOTEL CLICK HERE! Now get to chatting!
It’s Wednesday and that means we wear black. Did I do that right? I think that was from Coven ads and that’s the only AHS I actually watched. Anyway, I have a confession to make. There is a reason I have not chained Uretha Franklin chained to the radiator this season. For one thing, he […]
So sorry, I meant to get this up earlier so y’all would have a place to discuss American Horror Story: Hotel and I got swamped and then had a late dinner and almost forgot. As you know, I have tapped out of this season, because I’m a fraidy cat. But here is a place […]
Hey there American Horror Story Fans! I’m sorry I didn’t get anything up today, I’m going to be somewhat out of commission for a bit. As you know, I usually chain Urethra Franklin to the radiator for this task, but he has gone off and gotten him self some sort of fancy new job that […]
Here is something you may not know about Ellen DeGeneres. When you type her last name into WordPress documents, her last name autocorrects to capitalize the G and it is never marked as a misspelled word. That is pretty impressive considering how many other very famous actors are not included in the WordPress dictionary. I […]
By Urethra Franklin Hello guests and welcome to American Horror Story: Hotel. This is a confirmation reminder for your reservation for your stay at the enigmatic Hotel Cortez for the next four months. We hope you are able to remain alive during your stay in one of the mystifying and haunted guest rooms. Just […]
American Horror Story: Hotel premieres on FX on October 7th. In addition to the arrival of Lady Gaga as a central character, you will also see, Sarah Paulson, Kathy Bates, Matt Bomer, Angela Bassett, Evan Peters, Lily Rabe, Wes Bentley, Chloë Sevigny, Finn Wittrock, Denis O’Hare, Cheyenne Jackson and Max Greenfield. Lady Gaga plays a Countess and a […]
Andy Cohen has been taking some time off, but WWHL returns this Sunday. Check out the listings and tell me what y’all like! Or don’t like. 🙂 June 2015 Sunday, June 14, 2015 – QUAD WEBB-LUNCEFORD and DR. HEAVENLY KIMES Show 12097 Monday, June 15, 2015 – JENNY MCCARTHY and VICKI GUNVALSON Show 12098
By: Urethra Franklin Warning: Spoilers that may or may not be true. Just sayin’. What does Gloria do for her psychotic man-child when he comes home bloodied after murdering a male prostitute? She gives him some new play toys, the Tattler twins, courtesy of Elsa. Jealously & delusional ambition drove Elsa to show up at […]
By: Urethra Franklin In a fantasy scene, The Morbidity Museum is hosting an elegant gala to unveil their newest exhibit of “Modern Mutations” provided by Stanley, or whatever his alias is in this scene. The curator removes the covering to reveal an aquarium with Paul the Illustrated Seal’s nude body inside with autopsy stitches. […]
By Urethra Franklin Warning: Spoiler-ish like poisoned cupcakes. In last week’s episode there was a lot of character development & shocking moments. Dandy killed our favorite sassy maid Dora over his shit stained fruit of the looms, and we got some back story on several of the freaks. Maybe some of you shed a tear […]