Just when the poop show that was Real Housewives of Dallas was but a distant, vexing memory, a bizarre Twitter war brings it all back. I’d been ignoring rumors that the series that began with poop on a hat and ended with pooping in a basket had the potential to be renewed for a second season. […]
Real Housewives of Dallas Reunion: What a Crock of Poop!
I’m watching the final episode of the season. There is still an ongoing discussion about poop. I just can’t recap this poop anymore. Leeanne is still making excuses for her behavior. Leeanne tries to hire a publicist so she can be hired out as a motivational speaker, and wants to write her “memoirs”. She actually […]
Real Housewives of Dallas Recap: On A Short Bus To Austin
After this episode of RHOD, there is only one more regular episode left. So far it looks like the reunion will only be one episode as well. This is great news because there is was too much stuff happening on Monday nights for me to keep up with. I was up late last night […]
Real Housewives of Dallas Recap: Hollman Holiday
Tonight I am coming to you live from the trenches of the hood where fireworks were recently legalized and sold literally everywhere and fucktards all around are lighting them still at 11:20 p.m. Banjo is going to need to be knocked out for the next five weeks if we are going to survive this. And […]
Real Housewives of Dallas Recap: Black and Blues
Hey y’all! I feel like we are all on a sinking ship with my hosting service and this whole place could go POOF! at any moment. I am going to be spending a lot of time working on another move, but I’ll be blogging as much as I can in between talks with support teams. […]
Real Housewives of Dallas Recap: Locken Loaded
By: Xanadude This week’s word du jour at Tamara Tattles is “skeevy.” Use it three times and it will be yours for life. Also, you really need to watch this with the captioning on. It’s government sanctioned shade at its finest! All the interstitial music is captioned as either (sad electronic music), (peppy electronic music), […]
Real Housewives of Dallas Recap: Guess Who’s Not Coming to Dinner?
Real Housewive of Dallas, in which a StreetCar in Punched, A Real Barbecue is had, and my new favorite character emerges By Xanadude Last week I peppered my recap with Aaron Hendra (excuse me The Aaron Hendra Project) lyrics. I’m not subjecting myself or you to that this week. I spent the week listening to […]
Real Housewives Of Dallas: Poopy Pants?
By Contributing Writer, Xanadude In honor of D Magazine reviewing Aaron Hendra’s album, Octobersong, and giving it this stellar review: “Why would anyone try and sound like this?” which caused wife Tiffany to respond in the comment sections “Bless your heart and thank God there’s MUCH better journalists in Dallas too! May the toxicity you […]
Real Housewives of Dallas Recap: Making Frenemies
By Contributing Writer, Xanadude I swear we don’t all day drink like that. Seriously. If there was a Day Drinking Olympics, these ladies would be giving Gold Medalist Brandi Glanville a run for their money. At about the halfway point there’s a scene with Brandi and her mom that seriously makes me want to […]
Dallas: A User’s Guide to Help You Better Understand The Real Housewives of Dallas
Thank the baby Jesus Xanadude has been rechained to the radiator to cover Real Housewives of Dallas for us starting tonight! Perhaps now, Ben C. and I can stop slap fighting like two little bitches and the radiator room can go back to a peaceful existence. But first, Xanadude says we need to be schooled on a […]
Real Housewives of Dallas Recap: Mad As a Hatter
I am stepping in to pump out a fast and crappy recap of this show this week and then, if there is a God, Xanadude will be ready to take it over for the rest of the season. Damn him for having an actual life and job and fancypants things to do. Well I was […]
The Real Housewives of Dallas Recap: “She will fart on command, and I will dance in her fart”
By Sometimey Intern Ben C. Let’s getting the premiere of the newest Real Housewives franchise. First up to bat, Brandi. Her voice is equal parts lovely, and slightly annoying. She’s been in Dallas for fifteen years. According to Brandi, fashion is one of the highlights of living in Dallas. I’m sure she’d love the annual Posche […]