Well, I guess I need to knock out the RHONJ reunion. I couldn’t tape it until the second airing at 1 am because an extra hour of crap was tagged on to the end. Tonight WWHL is tacked on to TOP CHEF that is keeping me from taping good scripted shows on the networks. I […]
RHONJ Recap: The Reunion Part 1
For some reason, despite my last RHONJ recap covering the finale, I was caught off guard that tonight is the reunion. My brain just doesn’t seem to retain any information at all lately. Nevertheless, it is indeed time for a reunion, Jersey style! Theme for the stage is “the Jersey shore.” Margaret has had a […]
RHONJ Recap: House Of Horrors
This is the last RHONJ recap before the reunion. I was so happy to be done with the Atlanta reunion and the Dallas reunion, but I don’t even get a week off. Such is life. In case you missed it, there was some RHONJ tea this week. Click her for that. In other news, I […]
RHONJ Recap: Teresa’s Mystery Man
Is it me or is it always a housewives birthday on these shows? Tonight’s RHONJ recap will include the girls taking her apple picking for her birthday. Apple picking? I mean it does look like a beautiful day. But compared to other housewives birthdays… I’m just saying. Also I got a ton of sleep last […]
RHONJ Recap: Teresa In Love
It’s time for another RHONJ recap and tonight Joe Gorga spills the beans about Teresa’s shady as fuck boyfriend. In other words, it’s a perfect match. It looks like a crazy episode. So let’s get straight to it. The food at Jennifer’s house always looks so good. While the ladies chow down, they talk about […]
RHONJ Recap: Sinking Ships
Girls! CAN YOU BELIEVE IT! WE GOT THE YACHT! Apparently, this RHONJ recap will be on a yacht that is owned by Teresa and Margaret’s ghost writer. I am kind of worried about someone getting thrown overboard! Let’s see how it goes. I think I have a fever. I better not have gotten Covid from […]
RHONJ Recap: Pineapple Puss
Last week’s RHONJ recap was kind of mellow with minimal drama. Could that happen two weeks in a row? I doubt it. Tonight the ladies visit with a psychic. It’s like all the production companies get together and plan a psychic episode, or a spiritual advisor, or a social justice protest, or start some sort […]
RHONJ Recap: Memorial Mayhem
Good Morning! My plan to just stay up I guess two days ago and go to bed at reasonable hour has failed. I basically stayed up two nights in a row and finally fell in bed this morning and once again slept all day. I’ll going back to not trying to fix my schedule and […]
RHONJ Recap: Old Feuds Never Die
Tonight RHONJ recap looks like it will be explosive when Evan shows up to confront Teresa. Also Teresa and Melissa have a feud. And Margaret and Jennifer get into it. So much for a fun boating day on the oceane. I am five minutes behind due to some other DVR stuff I didn’t notice until […]
RHONJ Recap: Dildos Down The Shore
It feels like it has been ages since the last RHONJ recap. I had to look at last week’s recap to remember where we left off. Tonight, it looks like the whole gang including husbands are doing down the shore. This will be a catastrophe. I can’t wait.
RHONJ Recap: Kiss My Peach
Today was a terrible, horrible no good very bad day. If you follow me on Twitter, you know some of the story and I need to get this done so I can set up the hallway for me and Banjo to hunker down in tonight. Because once again, the weather man is like WE ARE […]
RHONJ Recap: Redo And Rewind
Y’all I tried to phone it in tonight for this RHONJ Recap. But Bravo’s website sucks and I couldn’t post the videos without them showing Summer House clips instead. I’m emotionally exhausted today. Im also physically exhausted. So send this recap to as many people as possible no matter house much it might suck lol. […]
RHONJ Recap: Guys Night Out
Of all the housewives shows on Bravo, RHONJ seems to have the men in the forefront more than any others. Joe Gorga and Frank Catania are practically housewives themselves. It appears that this RHONJ recap is going to be focused on the men. This is only episode three and I feel like so much has […]
RHONJ Recap: Licked Up And Down
Last week’s RHONJ recap sure started the season off with a bang. Y’all had a lot to say about the drama between Teresa and Jackie. And unfortunately, I think that feud will continue for the entire season. All because of Teresa’s lies. Meanwhile, this season everyone is going to have problems with their spouses. Jackie […]
RHONJ Recap: C U Next Tuesday?
Tonight’s premiere of RHONJ season 11 really snuck up on me! I really thought I’d be down to one recap a night on Wednesdays, but it’s already time to recap RHONJ! I’ve been up since 3:30 am so I’m not excited about at 10pm housewives recap. RHOSLC is not even showing up on my programming […]
RHONJ Recap: Reunion Part Three “Danielle’s Demands”
AnToday was a much better day until I saw the news about Italy. It’s terrifying and they have the entire country sheltering in place! Sigh. I am not in the mood for Jennifer tonight. I can’t tolerate another RHONJ recap that is just another hour of her yelling. She was bemoaning Andy Cohen making it […]
RHONJ Reunion Recap: Wait, Who Wants To Freeze Their Eggs?!!?
Y’all I have a slight headache tonight and I do not want to make it worse by listening to Jennifer scream for another full hour like last week. So, I may not do a full RHONJ Reunion recap of the whole show. However, I did a poll on Twitter a few days ago and the […]
RHONJ Recap Reunion Part 1: STFU, Jennifer!
Here we go! It’s time for the RHONJ reunion. I don’t think I hated this season as much as I thought I would, or maybe I am still feeling my exercise endorphins. Either way, I’m in a good mood and ready to knock out this RHONJ Recap Reunion edition. I am already confused did I […]
RHONJ Recap: Family Reunion
This finale kind of snuck up on me as opposed to RHOA which I feel like has been on for years. Before I even start this RHONJ recap, I want you to know I am highly skeptical that any of this drama about Teresa telling Danielle to pull Margaret’s pony tail is true. The only […]
RHONJ Recap: Secrets Revealed
Tonight’s RHONJ recap takes us back to the Jersey Shore. The guys go out unsupervised and Bill Aydin gets blackout, pass-out, drunk. I wish I had done that today. I am Cranky McCrankerpants today. Everything is annoying. And even after working out I am still irritated about nothing. So that is my frame of mind […]
RHONJ Recap: Something In The Water
Tonight’s episode of RHONJ is already over on the east coast and I am just now starting the RHONJ Recap! It’s been a very busy day on the site (be sure to check out all the new posts) and in real life. I did laps in the pool today! No one should put on a […]
RHONJ Recap: Sorry, Not Sorry
It never fails that on a day with nothing much to post about, as soon as it is time to do a recap, something is brought to my attention. I am exhausted. In case you missed it. Click here for my busy and mildly traumatic day. Let me try to pound out this RHONJ recap. […]
RHONJ Recap: The Hampton’s Hangover
Before we get into tonight’s RHONJ recap where Teresa takes the girls to see Joe in the ICE facility, we need to talk about present day Joe Giudice. Joe is on a “fishing trip with four other guys. They began their trip in Mexico. I assumed he was in Mexico so the girls could come […]
RHONJ Recap: Clearing The Heir
Sorry for the delay in this week’s RHONJ recap. I’ve been watching the impeachment trials and just before the dinner break last night decided I needed a nap. I didn’t wake up until five am! So, of course they apparently had a good episode without me! Argh! Let’s get straight to the episode. We pick […]
RHONJ Recap: Mama Drama
It’s RHONJ recap night and I am ready to go! I have not been on the struggle bus all day and am feeling much better. I’m hoping for a light and fun episode tonight. But, it is New Jersey. I’ll settle for not Danielle Staub scenes. We start with the news that Joe Gorga is […]
RHONJ Recap: Abs & Jabs
It’s Wacky Wednesday, when first we head to New Jersey for another RHONJ recap. Then we head down to Dallas where Andy and the RHOD plan to burn LeeAnne Locken at the stake. I’m a bit behind due some (non-resolved) technical issues. So there is not a moment to spare. Oh I forgot that we […]
RHONJ Recap: Hair Today, Gone Tomorrow
It’s a busy recap night at TamaraTattles.com! First we have a RHONJ recap, followed by the first part of the RHOD reunion. There is no time to waste so let’s get right to the Jersey girls. We start with the Gorga family headed out for ice cream. Melissa and Joe tell the kids she wants […]
RHONJ Recap: The Last Supper
I suppose it is time to get caught up on all of last night’s Bravo recaps. I’ll start with the RHONJ recap. I have no idea why they decided to post three new episodes last night. That’s a lot! This episode is going to be about a sad Easter, so I may not have a […]
RHONJ Recap: Bay Breezes And Bad News
It’s the dreaded double recap night! I am starting to feel a bit better so hopefully I can get through both. On tonight’s RHONJ Recap, we need to wind up this cast trip I don’t even remember where they are. Oh, Jamaica. How could I forget? Delores is annoying as hell and I think the […]
RHONJ Recap: Jamaican Jailbait
Tonight’s episode of RHONJ is an hour and a half long. The ladies are all headed to Jamaica for Jennifer’s birthday party. This season we clearly have two warring factions. On one side we have Teresa, her anal wart Jennifer, and her ride or die Delores. On the other side we have Melissa, Jackie and […]
RHONJ Recap: Forty And Fancy Free
The focus of tonight’s RHONJ recap appears to be Melissa Gorga’s 40th birthday party. Am I the only one who thought she was older? Also, it appears that Danielle Staub is back for this episode. Heavy sigh. Joe brings Melisssa breakfast in bed for her birthday. It looks amazing. Did he really make that? Melissa […]
RHONJ Recap: On Lockdown
This RHONJ recap is coming to you live from my bedroom, a room I have not sleep in for months. Wednesday night TV is so good I have to use two DVRs to tape everything. I watch The Masked Singer, Survivor (tonight’s epiosode is two hours), The Challenge, The Oval and the two housewives shows. […]
RHONJ Recap: Sex, Lies and Video Debates
Can you believe it girls? It time for the first RHONJ recap of the season! I’m not sure why we are getting a preview of the season at the very beginning, but we are. Lexi is apparently Margaret’s “creative director.” What exactly does that entail? Anyway, Lexi brings her baby to work, which is apparently […]