YAY! It’s the last episode of the season. I’m so sick of the screaming and fighting. At least the husbands (and Frank of course) are going to join the drama. Teresa knows that we all like the guys better than her. Even Louie. That bugs her. We begin with Andy screaming at all of the […]
RHONJ Recap: The Reunion Part Two
YAY! It is time for another RHONJ recap! The YAY! Is very sarcastic. When recapping a reunion, especially Jersey they scream over each other all the time and my old lady ears can’t differentiate who is saying what. It’s a PITA. But we pick up with Joe storming off the set and quitting the show […]
RHONJ Recap: Reunion Part One
Of all the current shows airing, my RHONJ recaps get the most views by far. This proves my point and explains why Bravo loves to hire criminals, and physically abusive loudmouths on their shows. Hate watching causes a lot more eyes on the screens than a nice little happy trip to the beach. It’s human […]
RHONJ Recap: Showdown In Smashville
Will this Nashville trip ever end? Is there any place left in Nashville that will still let them film? I guess we will find out during tonight’s RHONJ recap! Oh! It’s the finale! That sort of creeped up on me! The reunion will probably be an all out brawl. We start with a chef who […]
RHONJ Recap: Lady Mama Dramas
Well for tonight’s RHOJ Recap, we are all back in Nashville. It seems that Margaret was telling the truth about Teresa being sent to a hotel by production to cool off. She will be rejoining the group for dinner tonight. Really? Dinner? Dinner is not her best situation. No one is looking forward to that. […]
RHONJ Recap: Nightmare In NashVegas
Before we get to tonight’s RHONJ recap I have a couple of things to share with you. First of all, Mama Joyce’s streets are talking about Joe Gorga storming off the stage at the reunion. Apparently, it was an argument with Melissa over Gia’s behavior toward him. And it wasn’t Mama Joyce’s streets, it was […]
RHONJ Recap: The Hungry Hungarians
It’s been a rough day over here. I’m hoping that this RHONJ recap will take my mind off of all that is going on. Fortunately, we still have power. Banjo is doing a bit better, but sadly the time for the bad thing is very near. Making Changes Teresa is packing up her house to […]
RHONJ Recap: There’s No Crying In Softball
Y’all! Are you sitting down? No seriously! You need to prepare yourself for what I am about to say! I am having a good day! No anxiety! No random weeping. I feel pretty good! It’s a bloody miracle! Also, Banjo is doing pretty good today too relatively speaking! What is going on!? 🙂 Now let’s […]
RHONJ Recap: Forest Of Fury
I am going to pound out a quick RHONJ Recap and then try to get some sleep so I don’t oversleep for my Doctor’s Appointment. I think my neighbor might lead the way in her car and get me there. Then, I can drive back home. I’m already freaking out about the whole thing. Oops […]
RHONJ Recap: Allegation Aggravation
Houston, we have a problem! Andy Cohen continues to tag his show onto the housewives for ratings and that means I can’t record to night’s show because of a double conflict between The Bachelor Finale that I will NOT BE MISSING and This Is Us at 9 o’clock. So this is going to have to […]
RHONJ Recap: Bromance Breakup
Tonight’s RHONJ Recap is going to be heavy on the husbands again. Some of these guys have actual jobs. I can’t imagine they are doing this for free. It’s one thing when husbands are shown here and there. Or when husbands like Terri Dubrow, or Peter Thomas for example literally seem to want to be […]
RHONJ Recap: Jersey Shore Showdown
Tonight’s RHONJ Recap brings us back to the Jersey Shore. Teresa is arguing about Luis with a producer. Luis is the love of her life and she wants to protect him. Please. Joe Giudice was the love of your life. You just met this weirdo five minutes ago. She tells the the producer to go […]
RHONJ Recap: Shady Down The Shore
I’m a bit behind on recapping tonight due to multiple crises happening at once over her. My mind is in a few other places with family members at the moment. But I am so read for this RHONJ recap because it seems like we are going to the beach! Or as they say, “down the […]
RHONJ Recap: A Very Jersey Kegger
I’m going to try to pop out what I hope will be a quick RHONJ recap. Banjo has decided to live either right under my feet or out in the very back of the yard in the dark. There appears to be no inbetween tonight. Anyway, we start talking about Dolores’s home renovations again. This […]
RHONJ Recap: House Of Hypocrisy
Bravo’s websites are trash lately. And so is my brain. It took me forever to figure out that this is only the second episode of the season. And frankly, it looked so much like last week’s when I finally found the previews, it felt like I had already seen it at first. Meanwhile, I’ve been […]
RHONJ Recap: Smoke, Mirrors and Foggy Diamonds
I was completely blindsided by the fact that I need to do a RHONJ recap tonight. My body is not ready. It took forever to pull photos and do set ups. My brain is mush. Mushier than usual. I’m out of dogfood and am now a short order cook for Banjo. I just really want […]
Well, RHONJ Looks… Violent
Whenever I share a video from Bravo, there is always some sort of mess in front of it. The clip below will start with a brief scene from tonight’s Below Deck. So you can either watch it or just click to the end. Then you will get the RHONJ preview. It is basically a lot […]
RHONJ Recap: Reunion Part 2
Well, I guess I need to knock out the RHONJ reunion. I couldn’t tape it until the second airing at 1 am because an extra hour of crap was tagged on to the end. Tonight WWHL is tacked on to TOP CHEF that is keeping me from taping good scripted shows on the networks. I […]
RHONJ Recap: The Reunion Part 1
For some reason, despite my last RHONJ recap covering the finale, I was caught off guard that tonight is the reunion. My brain just doesn’t seem to retain any information at all lately. Nevertheless, it is indeed time for a reunion, Jersey style! Theme for the stage is “the Jersey shore.” Margaret has had a […]
RHONJ Recap: House Of Horrors
This is the last RHONJ recap before the reunion. I was so happy to be done with the Atlanta reunion and the Dallas reunion, but I don’t even get a week off. Such is life. In case you missed it, there was some RHONJ tea this week. Click her for that. In other news, I […]
RHONJ Recap: Teresa’s Mystery Man
Is it me or is it always a housewives birthday on these shows? Tonight’s RHONJ recap will include the girls taking her apple picking for her birthday. Apple picking? I mean it does look like a beautiful day. But compared to other housewives birthdays… I’m just saying. Also I got a ton of sleep last […]
RHONJ Recap: Teresa In Love
It’s time for another RHONJ recap and tonight Joe Gorga spills the beans about Teresa’s shady as fuck boyfriend. In other words, it’s a perfect match. It looks like a crazy episode. So let’s get straight to it. The food at Jennifer’s house always looks so good. While the ladies chow down, they talk about […]
RHONJ Recap: Sinking Ships
Girls! CAN YOU BELIEVE IT! WE GOT THE YACHT! Apparently, this RHONJ recap will be on a yacht that is owned by Teresa and Margaret’s ghost writer. I am kind of worried about someone getting thrown overboard! Let’s see how it goes. I think I have a fever. I better not have gotten Covid from […]
RHONJ Recap: Pineapple Puss
Last week’s RHONJ recap was kind of mellow with minimal drama. Could that happen two weeks in a row? I doubt it. Tonight the ladies visit with a psychic. It’s like all the production companies get together and plan a psychic episode, or a spiritual advisor, or a social justice protest, or start some sort […]
RHONJ Recap: Memorial Mayhem
Good Morning! My plan to just stay up I guess two days ago and go to bed at reasonable hour has failed. I basically stayed up two nights in a row and finally fell in bed this morning and once again slept all day. I’ll going back to not trying to fix my schedule and […]
RHONJ Recap: Old Feuds Never Die
Tonight RHONJ recap looks like it will be explosive when Evan shows up to confront Teresa. Also Teresa and Melissa have a feud. And Margaret and Jennifer get into it. So much for a fun boating day on the oceane. I am five minutes behind due to some other DVR stuff I didn’t notice until […]
RHONJ Recap: Dildos Down The Shore
It feels like it has been ages since the last RHONJ recap. I had to look at last week’s recap to remember where we left off. Tonight, it looks like the whole gang including husbands are doing down the shore. This will be a catastrophe. I can’t wait.
RHONJ Recap: Kiss My Peach
Today was a terrible, horrible no good very bad day. If you follow me on Twitter, you know some of the story and I need to get this done so I can set up the hallway for me and Banjo to hunker down in tonight. Because once again, the weather man is like WE ARE […]
RHONJ Recap: Redo And Rewind
Y’all I tried to phone it in tonight for this RHONJ Recap. But Bravo’s website sucks and I couldn’t post the videos without them showing Summer House clips instead. I’m emotionally exhausted today. Im also physically exhausted. So send this recap to as many people as possible no matter house much it might suck lol. […]
RHONJ Recap: Guys Night Out
Of all the housewives shows on Bravo, RHONJ seems to have the men in the forefront more than any others. Joe Gorga and Frank Catania are practically housewives themselves. It appears that this RHONJ recap is going to be focused on the men. This is only episode three and I feel like so much has […]
RHONJ Recap: Licked Up And Down
Last week’s RHONJ recap sure started the season off with a bang. Y’all had a lot to say about the drama between Teresa and Jackie. And unfortunately, I think that feud will continue for the entire season. All because of Teresa’s lies. Meanwhile, this season everyone is going to have problems with their spouses. Jackie […]
RHONJ Recap: C U Next Tuesday?
Tonight’s premiere of RHONJ season 11 really snuck up on me! I really thought I’d be down to one recap a night on Wednesdays, but it’s already time to recap RHONJ! I’ve been up since 3:30 am so I’m not excited about at 10pm housewives recap. RHOSLC is not even showing up on my programming […]
RHONJ Recap: Reunion Part Three “Danielle’s Demands”
AnToday was a much better day until I saw the news about Italy. It’s terrifying and they have the entire country sheltering in place! Sigh. I am not in the mood for Jennifer tonight. I can’t tolerate another RHONJ recap that is just another hour of her yelling. She was bemoaning Andy Cohen making it […]