On Tuesday night’s Celebrity Family Feud it was Kandi’s Family versus Cynthia Bailey’s Family. In the first half of the show the DWTS dancers went head to head with the Shark Tank cast. It was horrendously bad and Shark Tank won sort of by default. In the bonus round things got even worse and they […]
Kandi Burruss And The Old Lady Gang On Hallmark’s Home & Family
Last night, as I was engaging in my favorite Holiday Tradition of watching excessive amounts of Christmas movies on the Hallmark Channels, I happened to see Kandi Burruss and the Old Lady Gang on a commercial for a morning talk show on Hallmark called Home & Family. On the last episode of Real Housewives of […]
RHOA Spoiler Alert! Cynthia Bailey and Peter Thomas At Art Basel & Mama Is Always Right!
Cynthia is down in Miami hawking her sunglasses at Art Basel this week and hubby Peter Thomas is right by her side. Bravo has instructed them not to post photographs together so as not to spoil the “Cynthia and Peter might be getting a divorce” storyline. New sources have informed me that Cynthia is well […]
WWHL With Kandi Burruss and Mama Joyce!
Andy Cohen is the shadiest person in the world bringing that Vivica person on WWHL on the very night of the premiere. And really? We need 45 minutes of this? I’m going to try to get through this as soon as possible. It’s a bit late in Kandi’s pregnancy for her to be flying to […]
The Third and Thankfully Final Recap of Kandi’s Ski Trip
After all of these years writing about attention whores, I get it. I get that there are a lot of people who want to be noticed, to be on TV, to be in the movies, or simply to just stare at their latest round of plastic surgery all day and post selfies on Instagram. I […]
Kandi’s Ski Trip Recap: Mend and Blend or Fight and Bite?
Banjo and I delayed our walk due to rain and me actually being productive in the house. I had completely forgotten about this show so I am off to a late start. I have a feeling this will not take long. Is this the second or third and final of this crap? I long […]
Kandi’s Ski Trip: I Finally Saw Episode One
I am just now seeing this for the first time. I don’t think it is nearly as ratchet as y’all made it seem. 1) I TOTALLY agree with the aunts about their rooms. These are elderly women. They should have had the room that the daughters got in the first place. Who puts their […]
Real Housewives of Atlanta: Atlanta Twirls On
The final regular episode is finally here! That means, what 122 more episodes of reunions and lost footage? At the end of tonight’s episode you will see a teaser for the reunion and all the ladies are in white dresses. Nene of course has a meltdown at the mention of her mother and has to be […]
Real Housewives of Atlanta Recap: Chasing Nay Nay
Kandi Kandi has called in a stylist for a date with Todd. Normally, I would find this ridiculous, but this is Kandi we are talking about. Did you see what she wore in Manila? But this guy is NOT the stylist. He brings her some leopard crap. She needs to hire Shun Melson. On the date […]
Real Housewives of Atlanta: From Zen to Sin
The ladies must move on from their Zen resort (The Farm) and move on to their next destination. Everyone is relaxed and getting along! They are heading back to Manila to stay at the Shangri la Makati Hotel in Manila. They are really putting on the dog for the housewives with half the staff greeting them […]
עקרות בית אמיתיות של אטלנטה Recap
הלילה, עקרות בית האמיתית של אטלנטה הלכו למנילה. זה היה פרק גדול באמת. הייתי recapped את זה אבל היום הוא יום ראשון של הדקלים ואני fobidden כדי לקבל גישה לtechology בימים נוראים. שלום להיות איתך בעונה זו של עדשים. שלום
Real Housewives of Atlanta Recap: Another Completely Fakeass Episode
Oh God, I had somehow blocked out the last episode of this show and was sitting here wondering where we were going tonight. I completely forgot the TV shrink chasing Nene into the parking lot. I’m not sure who looks dumber, the shrink or Nene sashsaying away in her Pep Boys uniform. I think she […]
Real Housewives of Atlanta Recap: False Piety and Fake Therapy
Here we are back for episode seventeen of Real Housewives of Atlanta. Is it me or does it seem a lot longer than that. I guess it is all of those Sundays off for awards shows and football games. I am so read for this season to be over. Phaedra We start with Phaedra bitching […]
Real Housewives of Atlanta Recap: Southern Discomfort
It’s time for Real Housewives of Atlanta and frankly, I’m not sure what the storyline we are supposed to be looking forward to is. More Kandi and Todd marital disharmony? More Mr. Chocolate innuendo? I’m bored and it hasn’t even started yet. Meanwhile, I’m on injured reserve from three hours of really hard digging in […]
Kandi Burruss’ A Mother’s Love Tour Cancelled
Wow! In nobody saw this coming news, Kandi Burruss’s play, A Mother’s Love is not going on the road after all. Kandi announced on Instagram this morning that there was a problem with the promoter the ticket sales just were not where they needed to be. Read Kandi’s statement below: I licensed A Mother’s Love […]
Kandi’s Wedding: Mark My Words, Todd Will Regret This
Okay, it’s time for two long hours of Kandi’s wedding. The Bravo Buffoonery continues with Bravo adding two minutes to the DVR in front of the show and two minutes behind. WTF? We begin at the rehearsal dinner and none of the grooms or groomsmen are there. Kandi calls Todd and they argue on the […]
Kandi’s Wedding: Shut the Fuck Up About The Prenup!
After that USA match against Portugal, I really need a moment. But it’s time for more Atlanta nonsense. Can we just get this wedding done already? When I heard that Kandi’s wedding was going to have a “Coming to America” theme, I thought she just named it poorly. I never for a moment thought anyone, […]
Kandi’s Wedding Recap: Mother Tucker
I am really sort of over this wedding, but I feel like I must continue to ride it out until the end. How many more episodes do we have? With 14 days left before the ceremony, Todd and Kandi go for counseling at their church. Todd points out that it is Kandi’s mother that really […]
Kandi’s Wedding Recap: REALLY?
So, before we even get started, let’s talk about my favorite subject, me. I was having a perfectly innocent conversation with everyone’s favorite commenter @TeeCee66 this afternoon which went something like this. TeeCee: So, don’t you think it is super sneaky that Bravo packages Kandi’s wedding as a RHOA episode? Me: Yeah and the funny […]
Kandi’s Wedding: Say Yes To The Distress!
First thought on the show is that Kandi looks really good. She is a blushing bride for real. Kandi is not going to have a wedding planner. Kandi wants a Coming to America theme. See right there a wedding planner would have named it something less ridiculous. like “Out of Africa.” Kandi’s aunts apologize for […]
Real Housewives of Atlanta: Unseen Footage
These shows are always boring so I am not particularly excited by this episode. That said, production sure did seem to enjoy calling out Nene on her lies with unseen footage on the reunion, so they may surprise us with something interesting. Meanwhile, my new DVR refuses to record RHOA. I can’t say that I […]
Real Housewives of Atlanta Reunion Part 3 Recap
Andy starts by saying that both Nene and Kenya are six feet tall outspoken women who are used to running the show. It was the battle of the Titans this season and neither wanted to give up the crown. Nene sure does like to talk about what a good friend she WAS to people. She WAS a […]
Real Housewives of Atlanta Reunion Part Two: Chapter Two
Okay, the first fifteen minutes of the second part of reunion were so jam packed, they have their own post here. For the remainder of the reunion, I am going to try to just hit some of the highlights, or low lights as they will likely be. I just could not get over the defensiveness […]
Real Housewives of Atlanta Recap: Mess Rehearsal
We begin with Porsha in the studio. I was prepared for her to sound like Kim Zolciak, or the Countess, but she is actually not so bad. I’ve read good things about her song Flatline on my twitter feed but haven’t bothered to check it out. I’m definitely interested in what y’all have to say. […]
Welp! The Sedation Has Worn Off Mama Joyce
That didn’t take long. Mama Joyce is already out giving interviews about Kandi’s wedding to the press. She recently gave an interview to toofab’s Brian Particelli where she admits she wants to write a tell all book (Oh Lawd) and says she can’t wait for us to see how great she (Mama Joyce) looked at […]
Kandi Burruss and Taylor Armstrong Both Got Married Yesterday!
Kandi Burruss is now Kandi Tucker as she and Todd finally made it down the aisle yesterday at Le Fais do-do (that’s doh doh !), a special events facility in Atlanta. Quotes abound from Kandi about how happy she is to be married to her best friend. It seems that Mama Joyce was properly sedated and did […]
Real Housewives of Atlanta Recap: With Friends Like These
It is very telling that the title of this episode, With Friends Like These, refers to Cynthia realizing that her friends contract with Nene is essentially null and void. Nene gets the episode on disk the week it airs and this likely prompted her recent comments about “friends” and people “diminishing her character.” Nene cannot stand […]
Exclusive: Porsha Williams Fired From Real Housewives of Atlanta!
Finally hearing from sources about the melee at the Real Housewives Reunion yesterday. Before I tell you what I heard, let me tell you a few things about sources. My sources and other Atlanta bloggers sources are most likely not the same people. I don’t know for sure because I don’t reveal mine and they […]
WWHL With Kandi Buruss!
I swear to God you guys try to work me to death on Sunday nights! But for once on a Sunday I am feeling really good. The sun has come back to the ATL finally! So I can handle an episode of RHOA a 90 minute Blood Sweat and Heels Reunion and now whatever this […]
Real Housewives of Atlanta Recap: Mexi-Loco
Tonight, on the RHOA, we return to Mexico where it is 1:35 a.m. and Kenya and Apollo are in a one-on-one conversation at the bar that seems to have been rented out just for this scene. Enter Phaedra. I love how Kenya is all nonchalant with her “Hey Girl!” reaction. Wow, they showed that in […]
Real Housewives of Atlanta Recap: Flirting With Disaster
Kenya and Miss Lawrence are enjoying a meal on Kenya’s beautiful private patio. The scripted conversation is about Porsha and Kordell. Remember last week when I said it seemed odd that we spent so much time ganging up on Porsha? Well now I really want to know the story. Did Kordell call up Bravo threatening […]
Real Housewives of Atlanta Recap: Twirling With The Enemyen
Apologies in advance if the recaps come out a little slower tonight. I’m having laptop issues on my end and using a temporary keyboard I am not used to. We start tonight with one of those staged husband and wife scenes where Nene and Gregg recount for the cameras the previous nights events. Let me […]
Nene Leakes on The View
Apparently, Kandi and Mama Joyce and Todd were on yesterday. Mama Joyce continued to lay into Todd, Kandi was crying and they are all still talking about it today. Apparently, Whoopi told Mama Joyce to mind her own business and have a seat. I have to wonder if any of this is real. Why would […]