I didn’t expect the MAFS reunion to be tonight! That’s right on the heels of last night’s two hour MAFS recap. This is a season I actually enjoyed so I am a bit sad that it is over already. I will especially miss Bennett and Amelia and I’m dying to know how things are going […]
MAFS Recap: We Need To Get A Divorce
After the longest MAFS season in history, decision day has finally come. I don’t know for sure what to expect on tonight’s MAFS recap after all the twists and turns from last week. I think Amani & Woody are the only sure thing. It is so late and I have recapped a million things. But […]
MAFS Recap: Pack Your Bags
After a surprise extra few weeks of quarantining, Decision Day is rapidly approaching. So let’s do a quick MAFS recap as I wait for my voting chair to arrive. The couples have been together for 15 weeks due to the pandemic. This is longer than any of the couples have quarantined on any season, almost […]
MAFS Recap: Stranger Spouse
I almost did this MAFS recap at three in the morning but ran out of steam. Especially since it is a two hour show. Let’s see how these couples are doing once the mandated lockdown is over. The were locked down for six weeks on top of the scheduled eight weeks. This has of course […]
MAFS Recap: Home Alone
Despite the fact that NO ONE READS my MAFS Recaps, I shall soldier on. It is important that I continue to cast pearls before swine if there is any hope of getting you guys off the Bravo teat. It is my personal mission. So let’s get through another two hour episode where the pandemic comes […]
Married At First Sight Recap: A Four Hour Catch up Post
I am way behind on MAFS recaps. I’ve been sleeping A LOT lately and the sleep schedule is no schedule. I sleep a few hours then wake up for an hour or two then sleep a few more hours. Lather, rinse, repeat. The first two hours will be about sexual intimacy. And in the second […]
MAFS Recap: Let’s Talk About Sex
Y’all I have so much more on my mind tonight than this. My thoughts are with every single teacher who is literally risking their life to go back into a classroom. I’m not going to lie, I would have retired. If you would like to support teachers, please go to DonorsChoose. Find a school near […]
MAFS Recap Dealbreakers
Let’s try to pop out this MAFS recap real quick because I want to know what is going on this week. I think Karen is going to be a Karen and break Miles heart, but I hope I am wrong. Mostly, I just need my time with Amelia and Bennett. And as always, I wish […]
MAFS Recap: Opening Up Is Hard To Do
Why don’t we all head down to NOLA and get caught up on the latest US group of newlyweds with a MAFS Recap. I feel like perhaps my DVR missed a MAFS Australia recap. I feel like the ending of the Boys and Girls night left things a bit unresolved. I’ll check on that soon. […]
MAFS Recap: You Can Get Out Of This
I was literally falling asleep sitting up around 7 pm and drank a ton of coffee to get through the RHOBH reunion recap. Now I remain wide awake so I may as well knock out this MAFS recap. I could really use a dose of Bennet and Amelia. They make me happy.
MAFS Recap: The Honeymoon Is Over
There are so many MAFS episodes and 90 Day Fiance episodes airing now, it is increasingly difficult to keep up with these MAFS recaps! It’s time for two more hours with the NOLA couples. I believe this episode we are going to see some “therapy” with the “experts.” At least these experts are better than […]
MAFS Recap: I See Red Flags
While I am currently in a waking stage; but feel like I need to go back to bed again, I thought I would at least get caught up on MAFS recaps. I have this 90 minute episode and two more hours of MAFS Australia to get through. I shall keep on slogging through it because, […]
MAFS Recap: What Happened Last Night?
I just fell over exhausted for like no reason. I can’t keep my eyes open. And I even took my B vitamins today that always make me feel speedy. I blame the heat combined with the beer. Nontheless, I’d really like to watch this show and that means I need to do a MAFS Recap. […]
MAFS Recap: It’s Not The First Time
I just realized I have four hours of MAFS to recap. So, first, let’s try to knock out the MAFS recap for New Orleans. It’s time to get out couples married. Oh apparently, we already did that. It appears that I missed an episode of this show. My DVR is on it’s last leg. I […]
MAFS Recap: New Orleans
I am not expecting much for the next two hours other than the so-called experts choosing the cast for MAFS New Orleans. But, I am expecting to have some exciting MAFS recaps with this New Orleans cast. I’ve seen very little previews but … what I have seen looks amazeballs. New Orleans is a magical […]
MAFS Recap: Decision Day
Apparently, it was decision day on MAFS. So it’s time to do a MAFS recap. Austin and Jessica chose to stay together. And he finally told her that he loves her. This episode was a bit cut off for me and is only an hour long so I feel like I might have missed some […]
MAFS Recap: Deception Indicated!
I am really behind on my MAFS Recaps. It’s hard to tell how far because I have eleventy billion versions of each episode. So I am going to get started on it now, at 2:22 am because I am awake and am not planning to leave the house except to go buy wine some time […]
MAFS Recap: The L Word
It’s time to check in on Married at First Sight with another MAFS recap. This is what happens when you hire people off social media to be on this show instead of the generic idiots we used to have that came to open calls. Meka & Michael So… Michael just randomly announces that his work […]
MAFS Recap: Home Is Where Your Spouse Is
It’s been a while since we’ve had a MAFS recap, so no time like the present, right? This season is a terrible in terms of the matchups, but sometimes watching a lot of bad matches can be interesting. Spoiler Alert! Only one couple stays together at the final ceremony, only to break up a couple […]
MAFS Recap: Trouble In Paradise
Welcome Back MAFS Recap readers! I usually would have done this early today but I am going through a sane patch and am starting to leave the house and stuff. Today I went to Whole Foods and spent ungodly amounts of money on sanity water and organic salad fixings and stuff. If you guys do […]
MAFS Recap: One Night Spouse
It’s been a while since I’ve done a MAFS recap and we are only up to the couples first night together. It’s going to be a loooooong season. Also, I have been completely spoiled on the entire season. Someone close to the show sent me everything. The email had a disclaimer before the spoilers saying […]
MAFS Recap: Meet The New Couples!
Katie and Derek Katie Conrad is 25 and a mental health professional. She has type 1 diabetes and wants to get pregnant as soon as possible for health reasons. She also recently got out of a bad relationship. Once she was selected to be married at first site, he showed back up in her life. […]
MAFS Recap: It’s Decision Day!
Today’s DVR schedule is so busy that I can’t get to this MAFS Recap until the reairing at 11 pm. I am literally just sitting in here trying so hard not to get spoiled by leaving the admin forum. I am really excited. The weird thing about MAFS is that, for example, this episode is […]
MAFS Decision Day Predictions: Who Will Last?
I didn’t get into this season of MAFS as much as some of the previous ones. I’m not sure why really. The couples were interesting enough. I think it just seemed very slow this season. Also, as with every reality show, each season seems more and more scripted. The penultimate episode was a whole lot […]
MAFS Recap: One Month Anniversaries
Finally have a chance to get a new MAFS recap up. The newlyweds are half way to decision day and things are finally going to get real. Beth & Jaime These two seem mismatched. For their anniversary, they go back to the venue for their wedding. Jaime gives some new vows to Elizabeth. He vows […]
MAFS Recap: Where Is My Husband?
This is the episode where MAFS actually gets going. So this MAFS recap should be a lot more interesting than the previous ones. Things are about to get real. Well the bad news is that the episode didn’t record. So I am going to have to watch on demand which means I will have to […]
MAFS Recap: Real Life And Real Wife
I’m not sure that many of you are actually watching this show, so I am wondering if I even need to do MAFS recaps anymore. The season has gotten off to an extremely slow start, so perhaps that is the issue. This week the couple return from their honeymoons and begin their real lives in […]
MAFS Recap: Stranger Love In Paradise
Are y’all ready for another MAFS Recap? It appears I have two different recordings of this show one is 88 minutes and one is 99 minutes. I have no idea what is going on but between this show and Dance Moms I am about ready to stop recording both of them. They both send dozens […]
MAFS Recap: Can This Show PLEASE Move Things Along?
It’s time to try and get this weeks MAFS Recap up. It airs at a bad time for me to be able to recap in a more timely fashion. We’ve finally gotten all four couples married off and into their honeymoon suites for the night. To be honest all a couple of them seem to […]
MAFS Recap: Something Borrowed, Something Blue
I’m a bit late to the game for this MAFS recap. I watched the first episode but didn’t choose to recap. This season the couples all live in Charlotte, North Carolina. I feel like the two black couples who were matched were great choices. Keith and Iris seem made for each other. The basketball player […]
MAFS Reunion Recap: Where Are They Now?
I’m late getting on this Married at First Sight recap. This MAFS post caused a huge explosion of views last week. It was apparently trending on Google mobile. All we really care about is whether or not Luke Cuccurullo comes clean about his sexuality and gives some sort of explanation about his decision to marry […]
Did MAFS Cast Luke Cuccurullo Despite Knowing He Was Gay?
On season eight of MAFS, the experts chose to have four couples instead of the usual three. They claimed on the show that they just could not possible keep any of the four perfectly matched couples from being on the show. The “fourth couple” was Luke Cuccurullo and Kate Sisk. That was a lie. Very […]
Married At First Sight: Decision Day
Well, MAFS fans, this national nightmare is finally over. I never got around to watching the last episode. I suppose it was full of a ton of “will they or won’t they?” type stuff and montages of their “journey.” Frankly, if they can’t do a better job casting the couples than this, this needs to […]
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