I’m all discombobulated and feel like I have missed and episode. Okay, I am pretty sure I missed the last episode. I’ll have to watch it On Demand later. It sounds like they won the group dance last week. Can’t wait to go back and catch that. Cheryl wants to do ballroom dancing this week. […]
Dance Moms: There’s A New Team In Town Part 2
This episode picks up where part one left off. Everyone is arriving at the competition and there are fans outside cheering for the older girls. Camryn and her mom, Camille, are in the back of the group and suddenly Camryn turns around and starts walking away from the venue. She has seen Ashlee and the […]
Dance Moms: There’s A New Team In Town Part 1
Once again, this episode is super late, just like Teen Moms. There are only a handful of us still watching these shows but I am determined to finish both series out to the bitter end. I won’t be able to do Teen Mom until sometime after Tuesday since I can’t record it at the time […]
Dance Moms: Ashlee’s Big Decision Part 2
We are back to finally get to the competition portion of this two part episode. The older ALDC girls decided not to participation in this competition but instead just show up to sell t-shirts and hang out in the audience. We start right away with Abby ordering around two women whose faces we do not […]
Dance Moms: Ashlee’s Big Decision Part 1
I finally have a moment to recap Abby’s big return to the ALDC. I’ve watched every episode of every season and the title has me asking who Ashlee is. I suppose it is one of the minis mom. Some of the team arrives to the studio. Noticeably absent is Nia and Holly and LaurieAnn. The […]
Dance Moms: Stamina, Stamina, Stamina
I don’t usually recap Dance Moms at this time of night. This is when I usually just veg and watch whatever the heck I want to. But My DVR sent me over to this episode and I am intrigued, so I am going to recap it whilst drunk and sleepy. (Edit: I ended up waiting […]
Dance Moms: All Choked Up
What happened to the plan to have Cheryl Ann Burke replace Abby? Is she coming after Laurieann Gibson? I thought Laurieann was just there for one episode. Meanwhile, with Abby completely missing in action, Laurieann is back for at least another week. This week, she has a pyramid that is shaped like a capital “A” […]
Dance Moms: Out With Abby, In With Chloe Part 2
Last week we ended with the arrival of the teams at the venue and Jill and Christi going at each other. Chloe and Kendell are both in tears, which seems to not be high on the priority list of either of their moms. In fact, they are both making the situation worse. Camryn is given […]
Dance Moms: Out With Abby, In With Chloe Part One
With Abby on a two-week European Tour,Laurieann Gibson comes in to teach the girls choreography for this week’s competition. Laurieann is annoying. The dance moms like her. Then she lays into Kendell about being lazy. Chloe is going to dance with Marietta Dance Company, a big rival of ALDC in this competition. Chloe is a bit […]
Dance Moms Finale Parts 1&2
With Abby Lee’s sentencing expected to happen this Friday, it seems they decided to push out both parts of the two part finale of Dance Moms last night. We begin back in Pittsburgh. It’s kind of sad for everyone since the ALDC Pittsburgh no longer exists. The studio has been rented out to another dance […]
Dance Moms: Breathless in Denver
The last time we left Abby Lee, the group dance got a perfect score, yet the new girl was still excused from the team. This week the girls are headed to Denver. Kalani will be doing a solo in the senior division for the first time. Kendall and Nia also get a solos. Nia was […]
Dance Moms: Battle of The Blondes
As usual, Abby’s pyramid is fairly nonsensical. Lili is on the top, which makes sense. We find out today that Lili rarely speaks, even in confessional. Lili and Brynn both have solos. Abby indicates that there may be a third to be added later. The group dance is about polygamy. Because, of course. The minis […]
UDATED WITH ABBY REPORT! 1/20 Dance Moms: ALDC Ain’t Dead Yet
This week in real time, things are getting real for Abby Lee Miller. Tomorrow is her sentencing hearing. There is actually a second sentencing hearing on February 24th. Perhaps the judge will hear arguments and then rule in February. This feels like it has been going on forever. Most recent the hold up has […]
Dance Moms: The Fresno Curse
I get the feeling that Maesi was not someone who Abby chose to be on the show. She certainly has some sort of vendetta against Maesi’s mom. Nia was on top of the pyramid this week which is a minor miracle. Abby is generally reluctant to give Nia her due. There are three duets and […]