Well, the day no one was waiting on has finally come. Yolanda Hadid’s book about her psychological dysfunction hit the shelves today. The folks over on Page Six have already interviewed her and read the book and have put together a list of some of her more shocking treatments. She clearly has a good agent […]
Yolanda on Dr. Oz: Her Journey To The Center of The Lyme
The most interesting thing about this show before I even hit the play button is the word “Lyme” is not mentioned in any of the advertisements or in the show description. It just Yolanda fighting “invisible disease” which is actually quite a funny visual. More apt might be “Yolanda fighting imaginary disease” or “Let’s […]
Yolanda Says Gigi Rushed Her To Hospital For Severe Brain Inflammation!
Gigi had to rush me to the hospital BECAUSE I HAD SUCH SEVERE BRAIN INFLAMATION!!!! Great and convenient self-diagnosis. Under California Family Code 1612(c) prenuptial agreements THE WAIVING OF SPOUSAL SUPPORT is not enforced where doing so would be “unconscionable.” There is a pre-existing case where a court ruled that leaving a spouse who was […]
And Now A Word About Dr. Oz…
First of all, Dr. Oz has a clip up on his website with Yolanda Foster. Sorry, Yolanda Hadid. So first go here and watch that. It is only 30 seconds, long, but she manages to get her suicidal ideations in there before whining that some people think she has mental issues. She clearly has […]
Yolanda Foster Takes Down Her Incredibly Offensive Blog Post! And More…
Someone on Twitter alerted me to the fact that Yolanda Foster took down her lengthy manifesto that offended pretty much everyone in the world for one reason or another. Then lots of interesting stuff happened. First, someone mentioned a photo that People magazine reposted in an article here. This is Yolanda’s selfie from August of […]
Yolanda Foster Officially Sickens Me.
UPDATED: Yolanda has taken her blog down. Did Bravo force her to do it? Or did she just have too much negative feedback? Yolanda Foster, who now goes by Hadid because of her newly famous children, has written a blog this week in excess of 220o words. I was going to only purple pen the […]
Lisa Vanderpump Attempts to Placate Mohamed And Mend Friendship
It seems a lot of you didn’t really see what I saw in the Instagram message from Mohamed. Mohamed was clearly pissed that Lisa had outed his private conversation on national TV. It was clear when Lisa said it, she knew she should not have. It as clear by Mohamed’s first Instagram comment he was […]
Let’s Talk About Yolanda’s Bravo Blog (s)…
Before I plunge into this, here is a blind item that CDAN posted today. I’ve heard rumors that the lucative site was recently sold, but not sure about that. So take the blinds with a grain of salt. “Arguably the second most famous person in this celebrity/reality family told a couple of people at […]
Yolanda Fights Back After RHOBH Episode With New Sick Selfie With Bella
yolandahfoster ️Watching my babies struggle in silence in order to support me in my journey has struck the deepest core of hopelessness inside of me, it is because of them that I continue to fight relentlessly……. I will not allow them to live a life of pain and suffering……. I will prevail and walk to […]
Mohamed Hadid Is TOTALLY Pissed At Lisa Vanderpump!
After tonight’s RHOBH aired on the east coast, Mohamed took to Instagram to make the statement about the show, which he had clearly been informed about the minute Yolanda got her screener this week. If you read here regularly, you already knew he was pissed when you ready this post. But on tonight’s episode […]
Did Mohamed Cut Ties With Lisa Vanderpump?
On this week’s episode of Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, Lisa Vanderpump appears in the previews to say that Mohammed has told her that his kids with Yolanda do not have Lyme Disease. While we are not certain if it was an editing trick or an actual event, rumors abound that Mo and Pinky’s […]
Yolanda Foster Officially Files For Divorce and Asks For Spousal Support
Yesterday Yolanda posted the above photo of her blowing out her birthday candles. Today, she filed for divorce from David Foster. Yolanda is the person who is doing the official filing for divorce. In the filing, that TMZ reports occurred today, Yolanda claims they have only been separated for two months. She is requesting spousal […]
Yolanda Foster Focuses on New Beginnings In 2016
Last night on WWHL Andy Cohen brought up the fact that Yolanda Foster has moved into a lavish new condo. Erika admitted she had already been to see the place and that Yolanda needed a much grander refrigerator than the one that came with the furnished place. However, the one in the photos looks huge […]
Check Out This Yolanda Foster Timeline….
So some idiot comes on my site claiming to by a Lyme Disease expert. She is now a window licker. As I am still on a vacation from all of t this crap, and because I know more about Lyme Disease and “Chronic Lyme Disease” than I ever wanted to know… So here is a three […]
Yolanda Foster Claims Two of Her Children Also Suffer From Chronic Lyme Disease
Last night I read about Yolanda Foster claiming two of her children, Bella and Anwar were diagnosed with chronic Lyme disease at the same time she was in 2012. Clearly, this is not a logical statement for many reasons. I was glad to see her saying chronic Lyme disease though. I’ve explained to you guys […]
RHOBH Fly to NYC for a Uniting For a Lyme Free World Gala To Honor Yolanda Foster
Yolanda Foster jumped on her private jet with Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Housewives Kyle Richards and newbies Erika Jayne and Kathryn Edwards on Wednesday to fly to NYC for the inaugural Uniting for a Lyme Free World Gala in NYC on October 8th. Yolanda will be honored along with Carlos Brito, President and CEO […]
Yolanda Struggles with Serious Chronic Lyme Relapse.
Update: This link to a Daily Beast Article supports what I have been saying all along. Chronic Lyme Disease (not to be confused with Lyme Disease) is not a real diagnosis. This DOES NOT MEAN Yolanda is not sick. It just means no one knows what she has. Like so many women her age I know. […]
Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: Luaus and Lies
Welp, Boys and Squirrels, I have some bad news about tonight’s episode. I completely fast forwarded through the whole first look. It was all Brandi and Carlton pole dancing and leering at each other. I’m just so not interested in hearing Carlton talk about how much she loves female bodies. We get it. We got […]
Vanderpump Rules Recap: Let’s Go To Cabo
It’s time for the annual Vanderpump Rules trip. Once again they are doing it on Stassi’s birthday so it can be all about her. Again. Once again, Jax is not invited but coming anyway. God I miss my flat belly from my twenties. I miss when it was fun to go clothes shopping because everything […]
Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: If All Else Fails, Cry
We return to the lovely dinner party Lisa has arranged with Brandi still screaming “Shut the Fuck Up!” Michael is asking her very politely to watch her language. Brandi tries to play the victim card saying she has no husband to speak up for her. Correct, Brandi and there is a reason for that. You […]
Vanderpump Rules Recap: Rich People Annoy Me
Sorry I didn’t stick around for this last night. I just feel like hell and finally just went to bed. I am giving it another try now and it seems like this episode is more separate from RHOBH than I thought. Tom is pissed at Jax for spreading rumors about him. Really? Because isn’t this […]
Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap
I really, really think Joyce’s husband is hot as hell. He reminds me of my one great love. Only he was not that big yet, and just a bartender at the Wind of Change… sigh. Oh how I fucked THAT up. But moving on. Oh look. Carlton is taking her submissive and his mother fetish […]
Real Housewives of Beverly Hills
Well I am near a TV, painfully sober and am going to try to blog this but I don’t think I have a pause feature so it is going to be quite brief. Joyce and her husband are at dinner. Brandi says this scene was filmed after filming ended. I agree we did not really […]
RHOBH & Vanderpump Rules Ratings and Sneak Peeks!
NEW YORK – December 17, 2013 – In part-two of the trip to Palm Springs, Bravo Media’s Monday night episode of “The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills” earned over 2 million total viewers and 1.1 million A18-49 up 9 percent and 5 percent respectively over last week’s episode (12/9/13) and marking a season-to-date high among […]
Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap Escape to Bitch Mountain
We are back on Bitch Mountain where the RHOBH are trying to give the RHONY a run for their money. Can this drunken stupidity become more memorable than Scary Island? Brandi is drunk (as usual) and Lisa actually defends Kyle. Brandi is so drunk she keeps losing track of who she is attacking. Yolanda who […]
The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Weigh In On Brenda Glanville
I usually can’t be bothered to read most of to the Bravo blogs because I am too busy writing my own. But for obvious reasons this week’s RHOBH has me dying to hear EVERYONE’S explanations. So please indulge me a few extra blogs on the topic. I was concerned before the season aired because I […]
Brandi Continues To Dig Her Hole (Not That One, It’s a Metaphor This Time)
Because Brandi does not know when to shut up, or how to apologize, it was with bated breath that I awaited the blog. I knew it would be a shit storm. I was not disappointed. Join me as I dissect the mind of Brandi. First, if you follow me on Twitter, much like Brandi, I’ve been […]
Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap
We begin with Brandi Glanville talking with a group of friends in order to research for her next book, which apparently is about her vagina. I’m gonna pass on this discussion. Joyce is such a happy person. She’s packing for Palm Springs. Kim is shopping for Palm Springs. Kyle and Carlton are also shopping for […]
Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: Poop And Circumstance
Oh um, hi. Sorry. I was totally mesmerized by Yolanda Foster’s home and infinity pool. I totally had to sit there and gawk at the view. Yolanda’s brother and mother have flown in from Holland for the reveal of David Foster’s star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame! The editing on RHOBH makes recapping a […]
Real Housewives of Beverly Hills: Mirror, Mirror, On the Wall, Who’s The Biggest Witch of All?
Brandi wants to dump JR now that she got the house she wanted. She is having this conversation with Jennifer in the bathroom as she runs her bath. She made sure to flash her entire ass at the cameraman which I thought was a bit too…um “cheeky” and then she strips naked and gets into […]
Brandi Glanville Is Already Attempting Damage Control in Recent Bravo Blog
Brandi Glanville’s Bravo blog has some interesting things in it this week. She begins by talking about her parents and how during the first part of filming she had not been on speaking terms with her Dad. That whole part of the blog seems to be an excuse for some of her upcoming behavior (i.e. […]
Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: Faint Praise
We start with Yolanda’s AMAZING house. I cannot tear my eyes away long enough to blog. I love her and I hate that she will end up not being on “my team” this season. Probably. Oh God. Yo is doing a master cleanse will medicating for Lyme Disease. David and Yolanda are off to her doctor’s […]