Usually, I presume that a departing housewife who announces their departure was fired; however, in Lydia’s case, I do believe she quit. Lydia came back to promote her magazinee and was successful in doing that on the second highest rated housewives show in the franchise. I believe that right after he husband “had his balls […]
Real Housewives Of Orange County Reunion 2017 Part 2
How in the name of all that’s holy did they make twenty-one episodes this season? There can’t possibly be an unseen footage episode because they kept playing so many scenes from previous seasons this year as filler, it’s clear that nothing was on the cutting room floor. In other news, my head is so full […]
Real Housewives Of Orange County: 2017 Reunion Part 1
Apparently, tonight is the reunion for the Real Housewives of Orange County. You would think this would not come as a surprise to me, but it did. I feel like we already did this, but perhaps I just wanted to be done with the season. Reunions are THE WORST to recap, so this may take […]
Real Housewives of Orange County Reunion Looks: Who Got It Right? Who Missed The Mark?
What is going on with the Real Housewives of Orange County’s reunion looks this season? Who approved this nonsense? Are they doing a promotional for Dress Barn? I just don’t get this. Shannon looks amazing in her little black dress. I like her look the best. I also like Tamra’s jumpsuit, but I’m not sure […]
Real Housewives of Orange County: Candle Wicks And Lunatics
It’s the last season of this shit show, and boy have we had a lot of fun complaining about it. Let’s get right to it. Vicki and her partners meet with her son Michael to tell him they have decided to replace a current board member with him. What does that mean? They are throwing […]
Real Housewives of Orange County: The Real Vikings Of Orange County
Once again, Banjo is pissed that I have stopped my extremely tone deaf singing along with The Voice, to recap this shit show. The Voice is getting huge ratings this season for a reason. I’m loving it even though a guy I really liked went home just because he was paired with one of Miley’s […]
Real Housewives of Orange County: A Case Of The Vickis
I’m watching The Voice while doing the prepost setups for this post and I have to say, y’all are missing out. Several really great singers went home tonight. Including one of my favorites. I think we all need a little music in our lives lately. This is what we should be watching instead of bitches […]
Real Housewives of Orange County: An Unexpected Thaw
Le sigh. Well at least this week, this shit show will be on the road in Iceland. Iceland sure is pushing the tourist thing lately if you fly Iceland Air to say, Paris. You can fly to Iceland for and take a three day layover and then continue on to Paris. If you just go […]
Real Housewives of Orange County: Mystic Mistake
This is episode fifteen, y’all. FIFTEEN! Fifteen boring episodes robbing us of fifteen hours of your lives that we will never, ever get back. All season, even the housewives have been admitting that the show was “off to a slow start” and promised things would get good once they got to Iceland. Guess what? I […]
Real Housewives of Orange County: Armenian Rhapsody
Based on the title, I presume this episode will be very Peggycentric. Pretty much anytime anything happens anywhere, one of my readers is there. So I can only assume I have quite a few Armenian readers here. So I have a question. Peggy seems to really be trying to oversell the Armenian thing. Yet when […]
Real Housewives of Orange County: Don’t Rock The Boat
I am not excited in the least to write this recap tonight. It’s been a rough day and THE CRAZY is out of control. I’m having a rough time concentrating and I have a headache from trying. I say all that to say this recap will probably suck. But here goes nothing! We are starting […]
WWHL With Lydia McLaughlin: Balls and Drag Queens
Somehow I never got around to the this episode last week so I thought I’d take a quick look at it today. I’m sure there won’t be anything earth shattering, but it beats cleaning the ghetto shack. In case you didn’t read the Hugh Hefner post, I mentioned in comments that Lydia posted a photo […]
Real Housewives of Orange County: Farm To Table Manner
Y’all. The Voice is so good tonight and Banjo and I always bond in when it is on, I hate to stop that for this stupid show about bitches pulling six figures for showing their ass, but as much as this show suck donkey balls in Tijuana, I am here for you. Because the shit […]
Real Housewives of Orange County: Breast Intentions
We start tonight with Kelly preparing for her breast reduction. How does one prepare for a breast reduction if one is an OC housewife? Well first, one’s husband stands you outside topless and makes a plaster of Paris mold of your soon to be former boobs. Because, memories. Then, one throws a “Boob Voyage Party” […]
Real Housewives of Orange County: Loose Lips Sink Friendships
Sorry for tonight’s delay. It’s been a long emotionally draining day with Irma visiting Atlanta today and I opted to watch the finale of Bachelor in Paradise first tonight. If I had any real expectation of this show being even marginally interesting I would have recapped it first. Let’s see what I missed. We start […]
Real Housewives of Orange County: Drag Bingo Bombshell
We haven’t heard a whole lot from the Real Housewives of Orange County in the press lately, but what little they do talk about usually includes a sort of apology for how boring this season has been so far. The promise it will get better. ONCE THEY GET TO ICELAND. Please let that be next […]
Real Housewives Of Orange County: Run For Your Wife!
Tonight it is back to Orange County for another Saint Patrick’s Day! Let’s hope this one is not as dramatic as the one in Ireland. I hope Kelly doesn’t do the nose flicking game this time either. Lydia, Tamra, Eddie, Doug and David are going to run a Spartan race. David seems to be training for […]
Real Housewives of Orange County: Un Noble Women
I am so drunk that I have to close one eye to type. I decided to day drink before the eclipse and then because I have yet to eat a bite all day.. well I am not good. So I am just going to be your fatass drunk Aunt Tamara on the couch for this […]
Real Housewives of Orange County: The Sip And See Stand-Off
Peggy Why does Peggy want to act like she is fresh of the boat. She was born in Kuwait or somewhere and moved to the US when she was a year old. This “I am not familiar with anything American” schtick is just ridiculous. Vicki Steve must be a saint. He not only puts […]
Real Housewives of Orange County: Moving In, Moving On And Moving Fast
The first scene of the episode seems to be the very first scene that Meghan filmed when she came back down to Orange County to film. Why are Lydia and her family Hawaii giving their boys the sex talk in Hawaii? I thought we were all going to Hawaii? Now I am disappointed. Lydia wants […]
Real Housewives of Orange County: We Have A New Puppet Master
I am pretty sure this episode is going to be a dud. I am sick to damn death of these women taking us to their vaginal rejuvenations. I do not care for Shannon Beador so I am not interested in her giving Sophie I driving lesson. I have a gut feeling that Shannon herself probably […]
Real Housewives of Orange County: The Not So Quiet Woman
First of all, these taglines are so unbearable that I need to remember to start watching my DVR a couple of minutes late to avoid them. We are back at the two-year old birthday party where Shannon is acting like the two-year old. Lydia says she doesn’t want to hang out and have dinner with […]
#WWHL With Vicki Gunvalson And Lydia McLaughlin
I’ve put this off as long as I can. Let’s see what Vicki and Lydia got up to on WWHL last night. Do you think Andy will sexually harass Lydia? The first thing I notice is that Andy’s tie is the closest to straight I have ever seen it. Lydia’s mom is behind the bar, […]
Real Housewives of Orange County: It’s My Way Or Feng Shui!
Shannon Shannon meets with Elaine, the feng shui consultant about her new house. Fittingly, she has a toilet in her relationship area. One of her kids has a professional makeup artist come in to make her look 35 for her winter formal. I can’t believe that David is going to let her leave the house […]
What Happened With Brianna Stanko And #RHOOC? Plus Vicki Hospitalized Again on Season 12
Last February, I did a post about who who be replacing Heather Dubrow on RHOOC. It turns out that was indeed Lydia. There was also another housewife slot given to Peggy Sulahian. So what was up with the rumor that Brianna Stanko was getting an orange? I’m still not sure. Here is what I know. Brianna […]
Real Housewives of Orange County: The Great Divide
Off to a late start since the Southern Charm reunion saved anything remotely interesting for the lat five minutes of the show. I’m just going to take this one slow and easy. OMG! I had not watched the trailer for this season and it looks fantastic. I really thought Brett Michaels was on the show […]
Real Housewives Of Orange County Taglines Are Out
I hate them all except for Tamra’s and Vicki’s. I hate Meghan’s the most because it is grammatically incorrect.
Real Housewives of Orange County Cast Photos Have Leaked
The cast photos for Orange County leaked this morning and it has taken me this long to actually care. Mostly because of brain fog and not so much because of the show itself. Also I didn’t recognize Shannon’s new face. Correct me if I’m wrong but it looks like, Lydia McLaughlin, Tamra Judge, Shannon Beador, […]
RHOC Season 12 Casting Update! Have Final Decisions Been Made?
I was recently talking with y’all about who is coming back and who is not on Season 12 of Real Housewives of Orange County. Vicki, Tamra and Shannon had supposedly signed and Kelly was in the final stages of her contract negotiation. I mentioned that the two empty slots were to be filled by one of […]
A Tiny Bit of Real Housewives of Orange County Casting News
I recently gave an update on the drama in Orange County. Since then I’ve received a bit of new information. As expected, Vicki, Tamra and Shannon have all signed their contracts. My latest information is that Kelly Dodd was negotiating her contract and her rep was being rather aggressive. The good news is that she seems […]
RHOOC Season 11 Preview & A RHOOC Production Party
Last night was a big celebration of ten years of the Real Housewives of Orange County and the media photos released today are very interesting. The event took place as popular club, Boulevard3 in LA and fourteen housewives were in attendance : Vicki Gunvalson, Heather Dubrow, Shannon Beador, Meghan King Edmonds and newest housewife Kelly Dodd; along […]