The rumor mill is going wild over the issue of Jax and Kristen’s alleged hook-up. Kristen is in full on denial. Gay Tom doesn’t believe the rumors. Lisa is going to hire a secret diner to check out the waitrons jobs skills. I missed most of Stassi confronting Jax about the rumors. I am exhausted. […]
Vanderpump Rules Recap
Fine, I admit I am sort of addicted to this bullshit show. Let’s just get on with it. Stassi and Katie go for Brazilians. Katie is a Brazilian virgin. Katie really needs a brow wax. Katie quits halfway through. I don’t blame her. Stassi is still bitching about Jax texting him. Jax has supposedly been celibate […]
Vanderpump Rules Recap: Kristen Is Totally Kray!
I am finally getting around to watching last week’s Vanderpump Rules. There was a whole bunch of RHOBH ending in front of it so, I hope there is no dramatic ending to this episode because I will likely miss it. Is it possible that Jax has finally had enough of Stassi? It’s time for the gay […]
Vanderpump Rules Recap: Nipples with Pasties and Lumps
The husband of other partner couple in SUR is having a birthday and his wife is planning a surprise party. The wife asks Stassi and… is Katie the one with the eyebrow issue? anyway the eyebrow one ….to do a Burlesque show for him. Because that is what wives do for there husbands. They hire […]
Vanderpump Rules Recap: Gossipy Little Whores
I am for some reason voluntarily submitting myself to the torture of Vanderpump Rules as penance for some past or future sins. We begin with Jax doing a photo shoot for Kitson. Isn’t he a little old for all of this nonsense? Ah, Jax acknowledges this and says he wants to make contacts to work […]
Vanderpump Rules Recap : I’m Over It.
Apologies in advance for this being the worst recap ever. I am so not in the mood. But off we go. Jax shows Stassi his new tattoo of her name at the beach. It is written in such girly script (did he say it was her signature?) that I am sure he will have no […]
Vanderpump Rules Recap: Stupid Choices In Ink
I am going to try to fly through this Vanderpump Rules recap because I am about 20 minutes behind and have four shows back to back on Mondays. Stassi and some dumb bitch talk shit about Scheana and talk about how much Stassi likes her submissive sex with him. Or Frank. I dunno. Does it […]