Today has been a terrible, no good, very bad day. So this is likely to be a short and crappy Below Deck Med recap. But, I need to sort of do something right now. So for a better read, my friends over at Starcasm have two THREE! really good posts today about the show. First, […]
Below Deck Med Recap: Sleepless In Croatia
Tonight’s Below Deck Med Recap should be full of me saying “I told you so” to Katie. The final charter guests are “demanding” according to the program guide. And with Lloyd off the vote to go to the hospital, we are a man down on deck, and two stews down in the interior. Yes, two. […]
Below Deck Med Recap: Three’s A Crowd
Every time I prepare for a Below Deck Recap I always feel like this season is NEVER going to end. I’m ready for some Captain Lee. And yet, we still have one more charter to get through. And I suppose some sort of virtual reunion. Le sigh. I can only hope this title means that […]
Below Deck Med Recap: All I Need Is A Miracle!
Tonight’s Below Deck Med Recap has us down to only two more charters. But, since Katie decided to finish out the season with only two stews on a 180 foot mega yacht, I imagine she will realize her mistake. Hell, they couldn’t even keep it together with four stews! We begin with Yawn screaming at […]
Below Deck Med Recap: A Hard Days Night
Tonight’s Below Deck Med Recap is probably going to be very interesting. I am just hoping I can stay up long enough to complete it. The weather in Atlanta has been plum awful lately and the constant low pressure and rain is taking it’s toll. I’ve also been up all night and dealing with contractors […]
Below Deck Med Recap: Don’t Go Chasing Waterfalls
With only two charters left, we are crawling our way to the end of the Below Deck Med recaps. It hasn’t been the worst season ever, I think it was the last one. This has been an interesting crew to say the least. I believe tonight’s episode will end with a THUD though based on […]
Below Deck Med Recap: Should I Stay Or Should I Go?
Apologies in advance for the delay in this Below Deck Med recap. There is a two hour Hell’s Kitchen tonight and a two hour episode of Bachelor in Paradise. Both are my guilty pleasures that I don’t have to recap. So, I will be doing my recap later tonight on the 11 pm showing or […]
Below Deck Med Recap: Burning Down The House
Y’all I never watch all the episodes that lead up to the new Bravo shows. I’m in a weird but good headspace today. Lots of my stressors were resolved today. For some reason I sort of watched season one of Below Deck Med. I think Captain Mark was given a bum rap, even from me. […]
Below Deck Med Recap: Octoberfest!
Well, it’s Octoberfest on The Lady Michelle on tonight’s Below Deck Med Recap. I’m in a crabby mood due to my weird sleep schedule and the fucking phone that I am ready to jerk out of the wall. Just when I can finally sleep without anxiety dreams, it never fails that the phone starts ringing […]
Below Deck Med Recap: At Your Lack Of Service
Hi guys! Before we get to this Below Deck Med recap, I’d like to apologize to those of you who emailed me today. I haven’t gotten to them yet. The depression is bad over here and I am up all night and sleeping all day. On top of everything else, my site requires more backend […]
Below Deck Med Recap: Can’t Fight This Feeling
Sorry the Below Deck Med recap is later than usual, I had to record the second airing due to multiple scheduling conflicts. It looks like the last three minutes are cut off so that will be annoying. Speaking of annoying, I hope this is Lexi’s last episode. The primary is irritated because they have been […]
Below Deck Med Recap: The Morning After
How the hell is it 9 p.m. already? I guess when you sleep until four p.m. this is what happens. I am so excited for this Below Deck Med recap! They left us with a cliff hanger and I almost cheated and streamed this episode, but I hate streaming. I’m not even watching Big Brother […]
Below Deck Med Recap: Love At First Night
Just before I started setups for this Below Deck Med recap, I rolled the trash out to the curb and check the mail. I was HONKED at by a firetruck who was speeding past with lights but no sirens. I live on a short street. It connects on each end with other streets and one […]
Below Deck Med Recap: It’s Like Rain On Your Wedding Day
I’m super behind on tonight’s Below Deck Med recap because I was late getting to the store to buy Banjo’s dogfood. Had a major panic attack and am still recovering. I hate Kroger because I have to bag my own groceries and by the time I get to the register, I’m out of breath and […]
Below Deck Med Recap: It’s Not Easy Being Green
I’m BACK! Live recapping Bravo! Sorry about last week. Tonight’s Below Deck Med recap continues with the longest first day of charter ever. I have to say I am not hating this season that much. It seems that production has told the scissor sisters that we do not like Malia living in Captain Sandy’s asshole. […]
Below Deck Med Recap: It Sucked
I’m under the weather today. I have not been hydrating and took Banjo for a longish walk. It’s hot outside and humid. But, still not a big enough deal for me to be feeling so completely wiped out. I feel how Sandy looks in the above photo. Also, I still don’t have Bravo. I can […]