By: The Lady Cocotte (@theladycocotte) Tonight on Big Brother, after the double eviction there are tears and congratulations. John thinks it’s now three vs three: the AusTwins vs John, Steve and Vanessa. Except Vanessa is in everyone’s final two. Austin considers throwing the Head of Household competition. He doesn’t want to have to put one […]
Big Brother Wednesday Night Recap: James v Vanessa
By Lady Cocotte Meg is crying. She’s on the block with James and you can tell the game has finally gotten to her. Vanessa offers to explain her nomination reasoning to James but he turns her down. I think he should win the game just for that. Meg cries some more. James remembers he’s playing […]
Big Brother Sunday Night Recap: HOH and Noms (Spoilers In Comments)
By Lady Cocotte Which jury member will come back? Who will win Head of Household? It all depends on who can hang on a rope swing the longest. Add in some giant silver hands to make the houseguests spin and what you get is a pretty quick endurance competition. Swing and smack. Swing and smack. […]
Big Brother Recap: Who Will Return From the Jury?
So much going on tonight and I have been on the weird sleep schedule again. I already want to go to bed. I will be recapping RHONY and Project Runway tomorrow. Although, tomorrow might be moving day for the site. So anything can happen. The producers love “Judas.” And I seem to have missed his nomination […]
Big Brother Recap: Zingbot is ZIngle and Ready to Mingle!
By: TheLadyCocotte Everyone is under Vanessa’s spell. She got Austin to nominate Steve and John. And even though Austin keeps talking about putting her up if the veto gets used, it won’t happen. She won’t let it happen. Steve feels betrayed by Vanessa but can’t help but recognize her strong game play. John is totally […]
Big Brother Sunday Night Recap: HOH and Veto Nominations
By: The Lady Cocotte The Head of Household competition is in full swing. Players are crouched, holding down three buttons with a foot and both hands. They’re waiting for the screen to read “Ready, Set, Go!” Except the screen keeps making bro jokes about Jace. He might not be on the memory wall anymore but […]
Big Brother Eviction Night: Who Goes Becky or Jmac?
Oh. I forgot I was recapping. I mean, I was watching and the window was open, but I just sort of zoned out. It’s all about Meg and James goofing off and James being a prankster. I didn’t see James wrap Steve’s entire dentist chair in Saran wrap. That is kind of funny. Jmac and […]
Big Brother Wednesday Night Recap: It’s OTEV!
By The Lady Cocotte John is on the block and on everyone’s radar. Vanessa gives him a big hug after nominations. Since he knows Vanessa got him nominated, he makes a face. Unfortunately, Austin decides John was making a face at HIM and gets all bent out of shape. “I want to hit him.” While […]
Big Brother Sunday Night Recap: Vanessa is HOH Again. I Mean Technically…
By: The Lady Cocotte We start with the after effects of Jackie’s eviction. Steve is freaking out. When the twins check on him, he starts hysterically crying in their arms. Like, serious blubbering. They’re both annoyed to be stuck babysitting him. I knoooow-uh. Vanessa takes over for a while until Steve asks them all to […]
Big Brother Recap: It’s A Double Eviction!
Just waking up (again) to recap. This is going to be a fast and furious double eviction hour where anything can happen. Vanessa and Shelli are on the block and the plan has changed so many times, I finally just quit worrying about it and will find out who is going home live. I […]
Big Brother Recap: Wednesday Veto Comp
By Lady Cocottte Before he was eliminated, Clay had an unusually strong bond with Johnny Mack. So much so that Vanessa even accused them of being brothers or “gay lovers” (nice support of the LGBTQIA community there, Vanessa). Knowing this, Shelli goes to Johnny Mack with her whole “fair maiden in need of protecting” act. […]
Big Brother Sunday Night Recap: On Thin Ice
By The Lady Cocotte We’re in the middle of the “ice skating” Head of Household competition except instead of ice, hamsters are sliding around on vaseline. This is Shelli‘s chance for revenge so hopefully she won’t win. We get to see lots of falls: Liz, Vanessa, Julia. It’s kind of satisfying. I didn’t realize that […]
Big Brother Thursday Night Eviction: Who Will Go? Shelli or Clay?
OR I was up all night watching idiots try to figure out what to do. The answer is obvious, Shelli needs to go. She’s the head of the snake. But Vanessa has decided keeping Shelli is best for her game so she is determined to bamboozle the […]
Big Brother Wednesday Night Recap: A Royal Overthrow
By The Lady Cocotte Clay and Shelli have been nominated. Together. Both of them. Sorry if I’m dwelling but, come on, no two people deserve it more than Clelli. This brings the Cro-magnon out of Clay so he attempts to confront James. Luckily, mommy Shelli is close by to snap her fingers at Clay and […]
Big Brother Sunday Night Recap: Broken Deals, Exploding Alliances
https://twitter.com/TheLadyCocotte (Editor’s Note: Sorry for the delay, I fell asleep at 7 pm and just work up at 2 am. I haven’t even seen the show yet. tt) We start with all of the houseguests (minus Vanessa) clinging to a wall in the Head of Household competition. They each have a small ledge for their […]
Big Brother Eviction Night Recap: Jason Leaves Seeing Double
I am really late getting started watching tonight because of late breaking Teresa Giudice news (please see previous post). Dammit. It’s an endurance comp and I am going to need to get finished with this ASAP to watch the end of the comp on time on live feeds. We begin with the after effects of […]
Big Brother Wednesday Recap: A First Kiss and Clay Nuts Up
Due to technical difficulties, I’ll be recapping tonight and I’m off to a late start. Sorry for the unavoidable delay. I’m going to make it quick to get this up, ASAP. We start with Vanessa freaking out about still being HOH. Vanessa, as a recruit, really doesn’t understand how HOH works. If she talks about […]
Big Brother Recap Sunday Night: Did Judas Sell Out His Alliance for 30 Pieces of…Ass?
By: The Lady Cocotte We’re one eviction away from both of the twins entering the game. Austin is straining his mighty brain trying to figure out how to make that happen. He comes up with Operation Jason where he’ll confess the twin twist to Jason in order to gain his confidence. He tells Liz but […]
Big Brother 17 LIve Eviction Recap: Adios, Audrey!
Based on a thirty second commercial I saw for tonight’s show, it looks like instead of 37 dances by the Whackstreet Boys tonight, they might at least briefly mention the fact that Audrey has been drugged out in a dental chair for the last several days. Andy maybe show us WTF she was doing after going to […]
Big Brother Recap For Wednesday: The Audrey Chronicles
I cannot wait to see how CBS handles their token transgender having some sort of psychotic break and being doped to the gills to sleep in a dentist chair for days. This will be a big challenge even for their spin masters. The casuals never really get a feel for the true story. Here we […]
Big Brother Sunday Night Recap: Smashing Pumpkins
Shelli and Liz won Head of Household. Shelli is like a pig in shit to have all of the power again. Liz goes to the camera and sends a special message to Julia that she won it just for her. Barf. Austin is freaked out that there was an unaccounted for vote to keep Jeff. […]
Big Brother Eviction Night: Vanessa is All In on Getting Jeff Out
This week in the Big Brother houses, lots of alliances began to crumble. Vanessa exposed her crazy when she came down with a serious case of HOHitis. Austin and Vanessa managed to turn nearly everyone against Jeff. And Clay and Shelli started to figure out that showmances are targets in the house. Silly recruits. Jackie […]
Big Brother Sunday Night Recap
By Lady Cocotte The twin twist is the talk of the house. Jizz can tell people are trying to trip them up so when Vanessa confronts her, Julia decides to come clean. While Julia is relieved to finally tell the truth, Vanessa is all about the cover up. She gives Julia advice on twin “tells” […]
Big Brother Eviction/HOH Recap: At The End of the Da’…
It is the biggest night of the week for Big Brother addicts! It a sad hopeless night for Da’Vonne fans. Barring some sort of last minute miracle, she should be evicted tonight. Oh SHUT UP, Shelli. They show the #TakeOver twist this week. It’s a red phone booth where Kathy Griffin will call several times […]
Big Brother 17 Recap: So You Had A Bad Day
I hate Shelli. She reminds me of Kate Gosselin. Wow, Day knows that JohnnyMack threw the BotB. Day was pretty bad at it though. I can’t stand these Clay and Shelli scenes. Clay is trying so hard to be straight. The whole showmance is just so awkward. The twins are so dumb. “Oh good! Day […]
Big Brother Sunday Recap: In a Conjoined Twins Twist, Clay and Shelli Are HOH
By Lady Cocotte Battle of the Block: Give Me Props Shelli is walking on clouds (with her nose in the air) that she won Head of Household. Becky is hoping winning with Shelli will lead to an alliance. Clay is smugly staring down Day. He knows he is the real HoH and he clearly wants […]
Big Brother 17’s First Live Eviction. Maybe.
I have been worried ALL DAY that there will be a TAR twist called “Non-elimination leg.” On TAR the last duo to hit the pit stop mat “may be eliminated.” Usually they are but a couple times in the season there is a non-elimination leg and the last two people are not sent home but […]
Big Brother Finale Recap: That Was An Awesome Season!
I’m excited about tonight’s season finale but I think it will be rather predictable. I wish we would have had more jury time this season to get an idea where everyone’s head is at. First they show Cody winning part one of the HOH comp. They seemed to make it appear the competition lasted a […]
Big Brother Friday Night Episode: You Didn’t Miss A Thing
Not much to say about this show, I’m sure unless they show jury house. So far Victoria is CONVINCED Derrick is going to take her. She is going to be really hurt if he doesn’t. Derrick is convinced either one will take him, so he might throw it to Cody. No, I’m serious, he might. […]
Big Brother Wednesday Night Eviction: Will Victoria Make it Until Final Three?
OMG OMG! They are showing Frankie’s dramatics a couple of hours before leaving the house. He threatens all the guys and says he knows they are sending him home because no one could beat him sitting next to him in the end. Then he rants about how they are releasing him to his millions […]
Big Brother Tuesday Night Taped Eviction: Bye Rose…
Frankie is pissed that his on the block. Everything rides on winning the veto. It’s an elevated version of the morphed faces challenge that Frankie already won. Derrick and Cody are pissed that Caleb keeps running his mouth to Frankie. The Team America rumor is true. If Derrick or Frankie win they get an additional […]
Big Brother Sunday Night Recap: The Filth Returns (And I Don’t Just Mean Christine!)
I’m just going to hit the high points of tonight Big Brother 16 episode. Well, I just noticed it started a half hour later than the half hour late it was supposed to start. If that makes sense. So I will try to include more detail for those you set your DVRs and the last […]
Big Brother Live Show Recap
OMG! I am swamped today. I’ve the exclusives all day on the comings and goings at Phaedra’s house and Apollo checking into jail. It’s been nonstop updates. Now I have the live big brother show, the Couples Therapy reunion and the First episode of Couples Therapy that will feature a title from one of my […]