The Pumpkids sure do like their Periscope. Since I don’t have a cell phone, and I have literally lost one of two wireless land line phones and the one I do have doesn’t ring anymore, I am not the person to explain Periscope to anyone. I picture it as someone just walking around with their […]
Lisa Vanderpump and Kyle Richards Are Thrilled Brandi Glanville Got Fired
A TMZ photog caught up with Lisa Vanderpump and Kyle Richards leaving PUMP together yesterday. The whole video is funny including the voice of the pap asking the questions. The photog asked them whether Brandi quit (as she says) or got fired (as I told you back during upfronts) Lisa responds by asking the photog what […]
Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Reunion Part 3 Recap
Here we go. The final RHOBH Reunion episode. We start with all the discussion of vaginas and such. I just don’t know women who talk about vaginas all the time. Andy goes straight to the texts from Lisa to Kim. One says ” Be very careful or I will fuck you up! You be nice […]
Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Reunion Part 1 Recap: The Lyin’
It’s kind of ironic that some of my favorite people are Brandiloons. It’s even more ironic that my oldest and dearest Brandiloon has a) Given up alcohol for Lent …and stuck with it unlike me and (2) Is claiming she is not going to watch the reunion. I would suggest that she, and all of […]
Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: Choppy Edits
Cheers, motherfuckers! I am officially done with Lent with regard to the drinking. Please pray for the rest of us as we soldier on here. I think I made it 28 days, lost nary an ounce of weight, saw now improvement in my disposition and so fuck it. I was in full-blown self-pity mode so […]
Eileen And Lisa Rinna Explain Lisa’s Behavior…
I had a whole sort of off topic rant planned for today about some previously unmentioned stories in Celebrity News this week, but I am overcome by a wave a lethargy today and if I can get this blog and then one other talking point up, I am going to have to take a nap. […]
Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: The Slap
It seems like everyone is having trouble adjusting to the time change. I wonder if it is because they are west coasters? I never have jetlag in Europe but I do have trouble getting back on schedule when I get back home. I think it is because I sleep on the red-eye on the way […]
Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: I’ll Have What She’s Having
Okay I know already this one is going to take awhile. I did no preloading and I didn’t have the First Look on tape. The Dinner From Hell Wow, it seems we go straight to dinner! But first Lisa Rinna fills in Eileen and Lisa Vanderpump. Yolanda wants to start the conversation talking about her daughter. […]
Lisa Rinna on Kelly & Michael
I’ve been trying to do this post about Lisa Rinna on Kelly & Michael and my Dance Moms recap all day but between the PLATE SIZED snow flakes outside all day beckoning me and Banjo out into the hood and the Jodi Arias case going to the jury I have fallen behind. Sorry, me and […]
WWHL With Lisa Rinna
Lisa tweeted before the show began that she was full of piss and vinegar. So that gives me hope this might be a good show. Also, Lisa was photographed being carried over a snow bank into the building to film. It’s all over the tabloids today. This Morning Wendy Williams threw some shade at […]
Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: “Welcome to Amsterdam?”
We begin with Yolanda’s scavenger hunt. I assume that is one of her shakes from home she is drinking? I wonder what is in there! Camille Grammer shows up for the race! Yolanda claims she did not make up the teams. No one wants to be on Brandi’s team (except Kim). The scavenger hunt […]
News From the Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills Reunion
The RHOBH reunion was filmed on Friday. By all accounts it was a ten-hour ordeal for the gang. Andy said it was the most intense RHOBH reunion in five seasons and that wore him out. It seems he placated the Pump though as sources indicate that Lisa was not the victim this season and […]
WWHL With Lisa Vanderpump
My DVR has been cutting things off lately so this show is starting with the introductions missing. I am already displeased. I really hate Andy and Lisa Vanderpump together the just ramp each other up on the shade. Andy goes right to the clip about Kristen getting fired and Lisa just can’t agree enough about […]
Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap:
Yolanda Foster Brandi drops by her dear friend Yolanda’s house just like she didn’t just call her daughter an alcoholic on her last visit. Yolanda has Brandi doing a 21 day cleanse so that she can prove to the other girls that she doesn’t have a drinking problem. That will prove nothing. She is basically […]
VanderPump Rules Recap: Ring on a String
It’s time for the Scheana and Shay’s reception. I think they got married at the perfect time of day. followed by cocktail hour. The setting is really beautiful. Lisa and Kristen have a run in at the wedding. Kristen points out that Lisa doesn’t have any business in her staff’s personal relationships. Stassi and […]
Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: Sister Act
It’s time for more RHOBH! Are you ready? I’m not. So this recap will likely be later than usual. Still setting up. Is that a new opening ? Has Eileen’s always been in an blue evening gown with her hair up? What are they trying to do to her? Are all of those evening gown […]
Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: Drama Queens
Yolanda Yolanda an David going to Italy for a huge charity event where Sophia Loren and George Clooney will be honored by their charity. Yolanda is packing for several days and nights of black tie events. How is it possible that Yolanda has back fat? Or an ill-fitting bra? He breasts look huge. Have they always been huge? […]
Is Lisa Vanderpump Secretly A Kristen Doute Fan?
Lisa Vanderpump may trash talk my girl Kristen Doute, but that doesn’t mean she doesn’t agree with her. It’s clear in her vlog this week that Lisa thinks Sandoval banged Miami Girl. Frankly, I think that Lisa secretly loves Kristen!
Lisa Rinna Calls It Like She Sees It
The RHOBH blogs are not particularly interesting this week. Brandi, author of two books about her drinking, seems to be offended that Lisa Rinna thinks she has a drinking problem. She thinks that Lisa should have brought that to her attention privately. I wonder what it is like to live in Brandi’s world. Lisa […]
Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: It’s Just A Scratch
We begin with the physical altercation between Brandi and Kyle in which a perfectly good piece of pizza was thrown to the ground. Kim recognizes the severity of the issue when she asks what happened to her slice and Brandi nonchalantly admits to throwing it on the ground. Kyle and Kim have a discussion in […]
Lisa Rinna Explains Why She Seemed Quick To Ask Kim If She Was On Something
I love Lisa Rinna and I was surprised to see that she was so quick to assume that Kim was high on the car ride to the poker party. In retrospect, I thought perhaps things were edited even though it looked like Lisa was still getting in the car. I thought about Phaedra’s neighbors who […]
Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: House of Cards
Tonight on RHOBH we are going to question Kim Richard’s sobriety! What a lovely storyline. Not. WTF is wrong with these people? But first, let’s take her to a wine tasting! On the two hour ride to the spa day, the ladies discuss their lady gardens in intimate detail. As a bunch of grown women are […]
WWHL With Lisa Rinna And Bob Harper
Well fuck. I really wanted to be done for the night, but that one chick’s asshole brother is the bartender tonight. My post about that brother was the most read and of 2014. It had so many Facebook shares (and was stolen so many times by other sites that I had to take some legal action at sites that […]
Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: Live and Learn
I’m afraid this episode of Real Housewives of Beverly Hills is going to be boring. I’m predicting most taking the kids to college stuff with Yolanda and Kyle. Perhaps I will be pleasantly surprised. I’m not holding my breath. Lisa Vanderpump We begin in Lisa’s bedroom where she is on the phone with Max who […]
Lisa Vanderpump Spills Her Thoughts on The Last Episode of RHOBH
Lisa had a whole lot to say about this last episode where Brandi shows her ass even more than usual. She explains (again) why Ken is so hurt by Brandi. She talks about the lack of consequences for Brandi’s bad behavior, and she once again promises that allegiances are about to change. So we open […]
Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: If That’s Not White Trash, I Don’t Know What Is
It’s time for another episode of The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, which once again will include a lot of Brandi behaving badly. Lisa Vanderpump Lisa is going to go to lunch with Brandi and hear her out. Brandi thinks she has is owed an apology. For what? I don’t understand what Lisa did to […]
Brandi Tries To Explain Her Behavior. Again.
Brandi snuck a RHOBH blog in on me the other day that I’m just now reading. She tries to explain why she said what she said to Lisa. It makes sense to me in a way. I totally understand cracking jokes when you are nervous. What I don’t understand is why in the moment […]
Lisa Vanderpump’s Blog For This Week Is Full of Shade
The Bravo webmaster finally got around to putting up some current blogs. I shall post and comment on them for you here. This week Lisa Vanderpump is making her feelings very clear about who is on her friend’s list and who is not. It seems to me the only person who is really on […]
Lisa Vanderpump and Kyle Richards Discuss The Relationship Dynamics Within The Group
The past two weeks have not brought us many Bravo blogs. I guess even reality whores get the holidays off. But there are two RHOBH blogs that are a bit interesting. They are sort of from two weeks ago and or covering both weeks. It seems that Kyle is unhappy with some of the things […]
Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: Extending The Olive Branch
I’m not really looking forward to Brandi’s jaw dropping behavior on tonight’s Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, and yet the time has come. Brandi’s Housewarming Party Kyle is still open to Brandi and is going to her housewarming party. She and Lisa Rinna ride together. Brandi was not ready when the guests arrived. Yolanda is […]
Real Housewives of Beverly Hills: I’ve Had Enough Teenagers On This Show
I can already tell this one is going to be later than usual because it’s nuts here in real life. But the show must go on, God willing and the Internet holds out. Why do people in LA wear winter caps in the summer? IDGI. Lisa Rinna Lisa’s mother had a stroke and her father has […]
Real Housewives of Beverly Hills
Hi, it’s me, Tamara. I’ll be your blogger for the evening but I just had a heavy conversation and completely forgot to set up the technical crap for this blog. So apologies in advance for sucking. And newbies can not waste their time telling me how poorly written is. 🙂 So I had an extra […]
Real Housewives of Beverly Hills
I am obsessed with losing badly at a new game I found called Just Words that you can play free on your laptop here. It’s Scrabble only you can’t put letters on both side of a word which makes it harder. And the dictionary they use is stupid but there is no penalty if you […]