I’m going to try and focus on a decent Vanderpump Rules Recap for tonight’s final reunion episode. I’m still a bit out of it. It’s a bit odd that they are putting the reunion out on two consecutive nights. I am wondering what bravo show airs on your know, whatever day this is, normally. 🙂 […]

Here we go the Vanderpump Rules recap of the part one Reunion.  I fell asleep watching RHONJ season one and just now woke up. I was literally trying to skip this day all together. Alas, I am awake and will do my best with the reunion of this ridiculous show. I fully expect this to […]

It’s the final regular season Vanderpump Rules recap and it looks like it will be action packed. Something you may not know about writing recaps is I have to write a “meta description” for each episode. It’s very short and it shows up as a show description on search engine searches (like Google). I usually […]

Before we get to tonight’s Vanderpump Rules recap that includes James and Raquel’s engagement party, if you missed the recap of Scheana Shay interview with Raquel about why she dumped James, you can read that here. It’s going to be weird witnessing a fancy engagement party for a wedding that will never happen. In other […]

I’ve been up since 3a.m. because I fell asleep around this time (6 p.m.) last night and slept for 9 hours.). I kept meaning to take a nap this morning but never got around to it. So, once again I am concerned I might sleep through this Vanderpump Rules Recap. I really, really want to […]

It’s time for another Vanderpump Rules recap and once again Andy Cohen has tacked his ratchet little show, on to the end messing up a VERY complicated DVR situation. So I will have to recap from the bedroom and miss The Voice finale live. SO NO SPOILERS for The Voice, or the Bachelorette either. It’s […]

It’s 7:30 pm and I have been fighting the urge to go to bed for hours. And I didn’t get up until almost 4pm. Why am I so exhausted? Lord knows I am not moving. Writing a Vanderpump Rules recap seems like a Herculean effort. Why? I have my dream job of sitting on a […]

It is time for another Vanderpump Rules recap. But is anyone actually still watching this show? It gets slightly more views than Winter House and less than half as much as Below Deck. So… I guess on that note we’ll get started. We begin to with the guys attempting to drive some golf balls. Emphasis […]

I’m not overly excited for this Vanderpump Rules recap. But, I need a distraction. I finally made it to the grocery store today and by the time I was at the register I was unwell. Didn’t seem like anxiety. I needed help putting everything on the conveyor belt. 🙁 I may have to go to […]

It’s time for another Vanderpump Rules recap. We will have the aftermath of Lala Kent being such a complete and total shitbag of a person. It seems like the cheese is also sliding off of James’s sandwich. We saw the foreshadowing of that last week when it seemed like he was responsible for damaging Racquel’s […]

It doesn’t look like there is much to work with for tonight’s Vanderpump Rules recap. Lala is going to keep shining a light on Scheana’s relationship with Brock so she doesn’t have to deal with her own. LVP apparently gets in on the meddling with Brock as well. Do we really care about this? Raquel […]

I’m exhausted and in a very bad mood for this Vanderpump Rules recap. So, I’ll probably be a bigger bitch than usual when it comes to this shit show that no one is watching. Last week’s ratings were 0.583 million viewers, That’s WWHL levels of bad. HOWEVER, they had 0.22 in the 18-49 demo which […]

Well boys and squirrels, it’s time for me to do a Vanderpump Rules recap of the show literally no one is watching. Last week’s ratings were 0.610 million viewers (0.23 18-49 demo). That’s actually not bad for the demo. But, it is still in WWHL level of ratings. The first episode of the RHOBH reunion […]