I have to admit, Andy Cohen’s Now and Then is pretty damn good. You should be watching it. It’s not the kind of thing that lends itself to recaps, because it’s a talk show. But there are lots of housewives and other throwback stars from years gone by on it. This week we learned that […]
Vanderpump Rules Filming News! Time To Trade In For A Younger Model Or Two
“Queen you shall be… until there comes another, younger and more beautiful, to cast you down and take all that you hold dear.” I’ve been remiss in updating you guys on Vanderpump Rules so I am going to just dump it all out here and hope it makes sense. The drama of the upcoming season […]
Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Reunion Part 3: The Bunny Gets A New Home
Tonight we have to go through some more bunny business. So let’s get straight to that. Annnnnnd of course we have to replay the whole stupid scene again. Andy and Kyle seem to think this is hilarious. Andy just wants to be sure he gets the bunny for the clubhouse. If Kim was so afraid […]
Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Reunion Part 2: A Whole Lot of Nothing
Most nights it feels like I have just recapped the previous week’s show. But for some reason, I had no memory of the first part of the reunion until I started pulling photos. It feels like a lifetime between this episode and the last one. We already know the big moment of tonight’s episode when […]
Vanderpump Rules Reunion, Part Three: No Lala But Everything Else
By The Lady Cocotte It’s been a long season of Vanderpump Rules but tonight we finally say goodbye. Goodbye, Tequila Katie. Goodbye, White Kanye. Goodbye, mean girls. Goodbye, Scheana Shay. Luckily for us, only one of those goodbyes is permanent. After a little break I’m going to really miss these “kids.” But for now […]
Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Reunion Part 1: PantyGate and British Humor Redux
If you’ve been reading Tamara Tattles for a while, you’ve probably noticed that my opinions on the housewives shows and the housewives themselves change from season to season. This season of RHOBH has been a lot more fun to recap than RHOA. As this season comes to a close, I’m going to miss it a […]
Vanderpump Rules Reunion, Part Two: Too Much Lala, Not Enough Crazy Kristen
By The Lady Cocotte Anyone in the mood for some arguing? Good, because it’s time for part two of the Vanderpump Rules reunion. Last week’s part one quickly paid homage to Kristen dipping into Brittany’s lady pond, Katie’s wedding planning and James Kennedy’s cheating but, at heart, it was all about Lala. We revisited […]
RHOBH Three Part Finale Schedule Where At LEAST Three People Cry…
I am trying to get through all of my email from last week. There seemed to be a whole lot of it I kept to deal with later. One of some of those things were all of the PR notices for Bravo. If you missed the post on the FOUR!!! part RHOA reunion, you can […]
RHOBH Season 7 Report Card: Who Delivered, Who Deserves The Dumpster?
Guest Post by Jacques My pal Jacques, entertainment writer extraordinaire from down under, graciously offered to write a guest piece on RHOBH for us, and I happily accepted! Beverly Hills is far from my favourite Real Housewives city these days, but somehow it manages to get under my skin like no other. I felt some serious […]
Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Finale: Diamonds Under Pressure
It seems like April the Giraffe has either had or is about to have her calf and of course this happened right at 9 p.m. so I am a bit scattered. This is the finale party and everyone seems to be there so we are in for a full hour of fighting. But first, LVP […]
Vanderpump Rules Reunion, Part One: Don’t Expect Me To Take Responsibility For My Actions
By The Lady Cocotte Schwartz and Katie’s Wedding By Bravo is over. Scheana’s Marriage By Bravo is no more. Hell, even Lala’s Sur employment is dunzo. All that’s left is the three part reunion. Are you ready for the laughter, the tears, the DJ James Kennedy? Wait, don’t answer that question. Just sit down […]
Lisa Vanderpump Hires New Social Media Manager? Epic Fail!
Yesterday morning, a Twitter account called Real Housewives Polls posed a question about Lisa Vanderpump manipulating Dorit into doing her dirty work this season. This account with almost 7,000 followers (An admirable following for us common folks, but a drop in the bucket for the likes of most popular housewives) asks several harmless poll questions […]
Real Housewives of Beverly Hills: From Dogs To Diamonds
We begin this episode back in Hong Kong and end it at Lisa Vanderpump’s Diamonds and Rosé party. If you just checked out last week’s recap once, you probably missed A LOT of comments. You might want to get caught up here. Now back to the dinner brawl… Tonight’s coke in the bathroom scene seems a […]
Vanderpump Rules: Introducing Mr.& Mrs. Schwartz
By The Lady Cocotte This whole season of Vanderpump Rules has been leading up to Katie and Schwartz’s wedding so it’s fitting that they say their vows on tonight’s finale. Sure, other things happened (Stassi was a bitch, Jax’s penis showed up in inappropriate places, James “rapped” and raged and Scheana played the victim) […]
Vanderpump Rules Reunion Will Be Three Parts: Check Out The Preview
According to the press release for the Vanderpump Rules reunion, it’s going to be a good one. So much so that it’s a three part series! On track to deliver its highest rated season ever “Vanderpump Rules” Season 5 is averaging 2.4 million total viewers and nearly 1.7 million P24-54, up 3% and 4% respectively […]
Real Housewives of Beverly Hills: Big Buddha Brawl
Here at the ghetto shack lights are flickering, we have high winds, huge hail and lightning. It seems to be sort of going around my actual shack by a few blocks so I think I will likely live long enough to finish this recap as long as a tree doesn’t fall on me. So on […]
Vanderpump Rules: Taco Tuesday, Wedding Wednesday
By The Lady Cocotte Every episode of Vanderpump Rules brings us one step closer to the wedding that shouldn’t be. The whole gang has gathered at the wedding venue. Yay! Lisa Vanderpump has arrived (by private jet) to ordain the wedding. Whee! Jax and Sandoval are balls deep into a plan to surprise Schwartz by […]
Real Housewives of Beverly Hills: Hong Kong Phooey!
I had planned to skip the usual boring packing scenes in tonight’s recap. And then I remembered Erika. Erika with the lookbooks and glam squad and stylist collaborations. Rinna has QVC so she is only going for a couple of days. It annoys me that we are pretending this is an LVP save the dogs […]
Vanderpump Rules: Triple Trouble
By The Lady Cocotte We must be nearing the end of the season because the Vanderpump Rules wedding that shouldn’t happen is about to happen. Yipee? After completing their yearly Sur photoshoot (this year’s theme was Mall Glamour Shots), the “kids” are headed to Katie and Tom’s wedding venue. That’s right. They’re taking their […]
Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Reunion Looks
💃🏻 A post shared by Lisa Rinna (@lisarinna) on Mar 9, 2017 at 9:39pm PST While the rest of the world was celebrating women’s empowerment and lifting up other women yesterday, Andy Cohen gathered up the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills for their annual fight club event know as the reunion. After all the bitching […]
RHOBH Reunion Seating Chart
I was busy with real life on Thursday but wanted to get this up before falling into bed. The seating chart for the reunion has been released and it’s quite interesting. Rinna managed to snag LVP’s seat and throw her onto an entirely different couch, second chair to Kyle. It’s clear that Andy has lost a […]
Real Housewives of Beverly Hills: Sweet Georgia Jayne
It’s Tuesday night, the busiest TV night of the week, and I’m excited for RHOBH! I’m pretty sure we are starting with dueling Ferrari scenes, one with Erika and one with Kyle but don’t yell at me if I am wrong. I am not someone who is impressed with expensive cars. Erika joins Eileen for […]
Vanderpump Rules: Regrets Only
By The Lady Cocotte After three episodes in New Orleans, Vanderpump Rules is finally coming home. Did the LA bars notice a sharp drop in alcohol sales? Were local spray tan salons shuttered due to lack of customers? Did the air in Southern California feel just a little less vapid? Well, all of that is […]
Why Does Lisa Vanderpump Insert Herself Into Every Single Drama?
Not much happening today so I suppose it’s time to do some purple penning. I have a little bit of RHONY news but not really anything earth shattering. So let’s start with LVP and whatever she is squawking about this week. Now let us begin to understand exactly what has transpired here as we delve […]
Real Housewives of Beverly Hills: Cake Therapy
Who is ready to spend another hour talking about Kim’s sobriety? Well too bad. Because I am pretty sure that is what is going to happen tonight. So make it a double and get settled in. Eileen Erika Jayne drops by to catch Eileen up on the Project Angel Food event she missed because of […]
Vanderpump Rules: Drag Battle
By The Lady Cocotte The Vanderpump Rules “kids” are in New Orleans and they’re trying to finish what Katrina started. Too soon? My bad, but you know it’s true. So far there have been tears (mostly Sandoval), drunken spats (Katie and Schwartz, obviously) and the main event: confronting Schwartz about cheating with Vegas girl. Yeah, […]
Lisa Vanderpump on WWHL
I just noticed that WordPress ate my introductory comments. It was probably for the best. /shrugs Rapid fire questions for LVP’s opinion. Katie and Schwartz fighting is bad for their relationship James cheated on his girlfriend frequently She didn’t see Scheana’s divorce coming, but it’s for the best Awkward discussion about Jax’s sexuality. LVP […]
Real Housewives of Beverly Hills: Feeding A Need
Okay, let’s try this again. It seems that the first minute of the show was cut off because I tape so many shows on Tuesday. LVP We are starting with Vanderpump buying a $630,000 home for Max. It’s a fixer upper so she will be dumping a lot into renovations. I find it insane […]
Vanderpump Rules: Man Tears and Braziers
By The Lady Cocotte Tonight Vanderpump Rules brings us Part Two of Stassi’s Katie and Tom’s Katie’s bridal shower blowout in New Orleans. WeHo in NOLA, y’all! So far, Katie’s been smacked in the face with Mardi Gras beads (awesome), Scheana gave Shay a book of photographs of herself for their wedding anniversary (what a […]
Real Housewives of Beverly Hills: Backed Into A Corner
Before we get started tonight, we need to talk about Eden. I’ve been following her Instagram and she’s kind of batshit. I can’t quite put my finger on it. It’s someone similar to my drunk tweets, but she’s sober. She says weird things and there is always, #EdensLoveStory among the myriad hashtags. Even when the […]
Vanderpump Rules: Beads, Beers and Tears
By The Lady Cocotte Tonight the Vanderpump Rules “kids” laissez les bons temps rouler in the Big Easy. That’s right. Everyone’s favorite Bridezilla is having her bachelorette party in New Orleans. And she’s dragged her brow-beaten, “abused wife” of a fiancé (and his groomsmen) along for the ride. Ugh. I forsee a lot of Katie […]
Real Housewives of Beverly Hills: Hostile Hacienda
This episode is starting out promising. We are already packing for the trip to Punta Mita. It sounds like Rinna and Eilleen will be flying down a day behind everyone because Delilah is walking in NY Fashion week. First Eden gets to see LVP’s closet. I would like to point out it is miles above […]
Vanderpump Rules: Into The Closet
By The Lady Cocotte I don’t know how tonight’s Vanderpump Rules can compete with last week. James Kennedy’s triumphant rap performance was overshadowed by an amazing ambush from his side pieces (coordinated by the ever delicate flower, Scheana Shay). His very public meltdown, which devolved into a bar brawl with Jax Taylor, was entirely expected. […]