I’ve been watching Lindsay Lohan’s Beach Club when I can find the time. Mostly, I watch for Panos Spentzos and his hats and sunglasses. But, recapping it became so redundant I sort of gave up. I can only report so many times that Brent Marks is a douchebag. Or that Sara Dastjani is sleeping her […]
Lindsay Lohan’s Beach Club: Do The Lilo
Last time on Lindsay Lohan’s Beach Club, Eric, Kailah and Brent went with Lindsay on a mysterious yacht. The “ambassadors” stayed just long enough to piss Lindsay off. Then apparently, Lindsay had to get back to her work on the yacht, *AHEM* and sent the three club kids back to Panos. Kailah apparently missed a […]
Lindsay Lohan’s Beach Club: Lindsay Flips The Script
The description of every episode of the season always makes it seem like someone is getting fired. Also, they all start with the word, Lindsay. This week, Lindsay Lohan flips the script, I hope that means that something so exciting happens that I can get you guys to come read the post and chat with […]
Lindsay Lohan’s Beach Club: Crossing Lindsay
All of the episode titles for Lindsay Lohan’s Beach Club have had Lindsay in the title. This week’s title, Crossing Lindsay, seem a bit ominous. There are a lot of people who would cross Lindsay Lohan in the Ambassador Villa. Both of the new people seem to not care for her that much. Kailah Casillas […]
Lindsay Lohan’s Beach Club: Lindsay’s Choice
I’m excited to see the dramatic conclusion of the big cliffhanger of last week; however, I feel like Lindsay is going to send both the aggressor and the victim home and that sucks. I really hope Gabi gets to stay. Argh. I do not understand why MTV can’t keep on schedule with their late night […]
Lindsay Lohan’s Beach Club: Lindsay Steps In
It’s been a pretty sad day today around here. I am hoping that this show will be a bit of a mood lifter and brief escape from reality. I am determined to make fetch this show happen and to convince you to give it a chance. Who doesn’t like the backdrop of the Greek Isles […]
Lindsay Lohan’s Beach Club: Lohan Rules
I wish I had a Lohan Beach House t-shirt or shorts but I imagine even if she is selling them online they would not be in my ginormous size. It’s been about a week on this healthy eating plan. So maybe by June I will have my summer body. lol. I’m sure the shorts will […]
Lindsay Lohan’s Beach Club: What Are Your Intentions?
It is with great hope of a glimmering of crazy Lindsay, that I continue to recap this show. The participants are busy doing press lately where they are upset they are being called a knockoff of Vanderpump Rules. The guys are very vocal about their opinion they are miles above Pump Rules because they are […]
#WWHL With Lindsay Lohan & Danielle Staub
As I hit the play button to recap this show, I realize that I started it last night and just abandoned the show for another time. This means there probably isn’t that much to say. Which would be strange, because both of these women are nuts. Andy shows a photo of Angelina from the Jersey […]
Lindsay Lohan’s Beach Club: Paradise Boss
Last night I happened to flip on to one of the Jimmy’s late night talk show. Lindsay was on and Jimmy kept calling it Beach Club and Lindsay kept saying Beach House. As it turns out, the show is called club and the nightclub is called house. Whose bright idea was that? Also she did […]
Lindsay Lohan’s Beach Club: Welcome To The Beach Club
Lindsay Lohan’s latest hanger-on is a gay Greek guy named Panos. Panos’s accent seems just as false as Lindsay’s. He also says things that don’t mean anything, just like Lindsay. I really don’t need this much information about the servers. Let’s just get them to Greece and get them drunk and see what happens. I […]
Lindsay Lohan Attempts To Kidnap Two Young Boys From Syrian Refugee Parents In Moscow
If you thought Lindsay Lohan was sane again, you thought wrong. Around five years ago, Lindsay Lohan ran off alone to Turkey to “find herself” and/or find a new foreign accent or three. She left Turkey for a stint in London where she picked up a few new accents before landing in Dubai where she […]
Tamara Tattles Has A Question…
You guys know I am kind of obsessed with you and sometimes I just want to ask you things without having to do a whole lot of backstory. So I am starting a new thing that might be reoccurring depending on participation. Ya’ll know I have a tendency to get a bit crazy. I’m actually […]
Lindsay Comes to A Merciful End
I am not sure what anyone expected Lindsay on OWN to be. Those who expected or hoped for a redemption story were woefully denied that outcome. Those who were expected amazing ratings were also disappointed. What we got was a whole lot of Lindsay in denial and unable to accept the help that was provided […]
WWHL With Lindsay Lohan
Due to Scandal and The Challenge: Free Agents this show somehow got bumped last night so I am watching it first thing this morning. First of all, once again it was not a live show. The show was filmed on Wednesday night. I don’t understand why Andy wanted a live show, and now rarely actually […]
Lindsay Recap: RELAPSE!
We are back with Lindsay and AJ her life coach in her new luxurious hoarder home. Her sobriety coach was hired for a month and left to go back to the west coast last week. We already see Lindsay in a talking head trying to blame him for what is about to happen. #addictbehavior Lindsay […]
Lindsay Recap
We’re back with Oprah at Dina Lohan’s house. Oprah wants to talk to Dina alone. After a brief chat, Oprah lays down the law for Lindsay. She is to keep her schedule or Oprah is pulling the show. Thankfully, Matt is agreeing to stay because frankly, he makes the show. The apartment is still an […]
Lindsay On OWN Is Not To Be Missed!
Have y’all been watching the Lindsay Lohan reality show on OWN? I know it comes on Sunday nights and that is a super busy night for everyone’s DVR but it’s really worth trying to see if you can. The great part about it for me is it’s actually a real reality show. There is no […]