I am so sorry I did not give you guys a spot to talk this week. I thought someone told me last week was the winter finale. I’m sorry I am such a fraidy cat that I can’t watch and know what is going on. Please talk amongst yourselves…
Hey you guys! Sorry I forgot about you. I gots the crud and am in bed sucking down antibiotics and chicken soup. It seems the folks on AHS: Hotel are sucking down some other stuff. Here’s your spot to chat.
Get started with your reactions to tonight’s episode in the comments section below! UF should be along to tell us the featured music and moderate the discussion shortly.
Sorry you guys! I have been so swamped the last few days, I lost track of what day it was again! Here is your spot to talk about all the creepy stuff that happened on AHS:Hotel Tonight! IF YOU MISSED IN CONVERSATIONS ABOUT AHS: HOTEL CLICK HERE! Now get to chatting!
It’s Wednesday and that means we wear black. Did I do that right? I think that was from Coven ads and that’s the only AHS I actually watched. Anyway, I have a confession to make. There is a reason I have not chained Uretha Franklin chained to the radiator this season. For one thing, he […]
So sorry, I meant to get this up earlier so y’all would have a place to discuss American Horror Story: Hotel and I got swamped and then had a late dinner and almost forgot. As you know, I have tapped out of this season, because I’m a fraidy cat. But here is a place […]
Hey there American Horror Story Fans! I’m sorry I didn’t get anything up today, I’m going to be somewhat out of commission for a bit. As you know, I usually chain Urethra Franklin to the radiator for this task, but he has gone off and gotten him self some sort of fancy new job that […]
By Urethra Franklin Hello guests and welcome to American Horror Story: Hotel. This is a confirmation reminder for your reservation for your stay at the enigmatic Hotel Cortez for the next four months. We hope you are able to remain alive during your stay in one of the mystifying and haunted guest rooms. Just […]
American Horror Story: Hotel premieres on FX on October 7th. In addition to the arrival of Lady Gaga as a central character, you will also see, Sarah Paulson, Kathy Bates, Matt Bomer, Angela Bassett, Evan Peters, Lily Rabe, Wes Bentley, Chloë Sevigny, Finn Wittrock, Denis O’Hare, Cheyenne Jackson and Max Greenfield. Lady Gaga plays a Countess and a […]
By: Urethra Franklin The end for AHS:Coven begins with Stevie Nicks walking through magically opened doors of Miss Robichaux’s Academy, and she is singing “Seven Wonders”. For me it’s a 1987 music video flashback saturated in warm golden sepia tones that gives an almost Holy glow to Stevie and the Academy. She sounds great, but […]
By: Urethra Franklin Warning: SPOILERS below but nothing is as it seems on AHS Here we are for the AHS: Coven series finale with the anticipated rise & reveal of the new Supreme. Since this is the finale, there are not a lot of spoilers for me to use for a concise pre-cap. I pieced […]
By: Urethra Franklin In a 17thcentury Salem flashback we finally get a visual demonstration of all the Seven Wonders: Telekinesis, Concilium (mind control), Transmutation (teleportation), Divination (second sight), Vitalum Vitalis (balancing of scales of life forces a.k.a raising the dead), Descensum (descent into netherworlds of afterlife), and Pyrokinesis. My spell check doesn’t believe in magic […]
By: Urethra Franklin GO TO HELL is the title of this episode, and Queenie has manifested new powers that give her a 2 way ticket straight to Hell and back for a visit with Papa Legba. Are you curious to see the Coven’s visual interpretation of hell? AHS is not known for grand special effects, […]
By: Urethra Franklin It’s 1830 and Madame Delphine LaLaurie has moved to New Orleans from Paris. She is complaining about the “shit-hole” surroundings and the lack of intellectual stimulation from the feeble minded that surround her. While preparing dinner she became mesmerized and in awe with the warm spraying blood from a decapitated chicken. Later […]
By: Urethra Franklin On Wednesdays we always wear black, but this week everyone put on your most fashionable black mourning outfit & hat because we have Nan’s funeral to attend. All the witches plus Kyle say their LAST goodbye to the Good Witch that will be spending eternity in the Dark Otherside. The promo teaser […]
By: Urethra Franklin Marie Laveau is a 300 year old voodoo witch that has just lost everything, except for her fabulous 1970’s inspired wardrobe. She turns to Fiona, her sworn enemy, for refuge & protection from the witch hunters that used to be on her payroll. Fiona has a great bedside manner with some spiked […]
By Urethra Franklin Welcome back scurrdy cats. Here I am re-chained to Tamara’s radiator, but this time I’m closer to the window and waving hello to you all. At least I have some heat since its cold down here and my iPod so that I can listen to some Fleetwood Mac in anticipation for episode […]
By: Urethra Franklin Oh.My.Gawd.Laugh.Out.Loud.Unbreak.My.Heart. How can an episode with so much brutal carnage be the funniest & most poignant one yet? We can thank Kathy Bates & Frances Conroy because both really ‘brought it’ in this episode. Myrtle served up some bad-ass revenge, and Hell hath no fury like a woman “scorched.” Being burned at […]
By: Urethra Franklin Warning: Spoilers by Ryan Murphy the blabber mouth, but I held some back. Last week’s episode of AHS:Coven had you all talking for days here on TT. Thank You! Because, to date, it was the episode that had the most comment participation from y’all. It’s nice to know I’m not all by […]