By The Lady Cocotte Vanderpump Rules has two major storylines this season. Jax and Brittany’s engagement brings out the fun in the group. They plan a stealth party like it’s a caper. Wings from Hooters? Check. Alcohol? Check. Instagram friendly balloons? Check check. Even Lisa Vanderpump, a woman too distraught to work, attends. This is […]
Vanderpump Rules Season 7 Premiere: A Decent Proposal
By The Lady Cocotte There’s been a lot of wind-up to tonight’s Vanderpump Rules Season 7 premiere. First, the VPR kids got obsessed with 90 Day Fiancé. It was all fun and games when Beau posted videos of them watching together, or Stassi interviewed Darcey on her podcast. But, as he is wont to do, […]
Vanderpump Rules Season 7 Trailer and Premiere Date
By The Lady Cocotte Hallelujah and huzzah! Bravo has finally released the Vanderpump Rules Season 7 trailer and premiere date. Check out the high jinks, brought to you by Taco Bell and Adderall. Monday, December 3 is only a month away… UPDATED!
LaLa Kent Has Gone Full Kardashian
https://www.instagram.com/p/Bl1SR8ggFqt/?hl=en&taken-by=lalakent Somewhere, Scheana Marie is having a nervous breakdown over this.
Lala Kent’s Movie Star Dreams Are Coming True!
In this time of the #metoo movement, it’s good to know that there are still young women using those soon to be banished casting couches to sleep their way into fame and fortune. Enter Weho’s favorite young feminist, Lala Kent, who is brazenly using the power of her pussy to pay her rent and take […]
Vanderpump Rules: Secrets Revealed
By The Lady Cocotte Vanderpump Rules Season 6 sends us into that good night with Secrets Revealed, an entire episode of footage too boring to include in the actual show. There’s a new scene of Lisa Vanderpump ogling Lala Kent’s breasts. Another of her counting Lala’s coins. Lala assures us she’s well taken care of. […]
Vanderpump Rules: Reunion, Part 3
By The Lady Cocotte The final episode of the Vanderpump Rules Season 6 Reunion starts with the Bromance of the Century. In honor of Jax and James’ 1 year anniversary (who didn’t love Season 5 reunion James?) the cast lists their similarities. They’re compulsive. Needy. They both love attention. It’s all laughter and lolz until […]
Vanderpump Rules: Reunion Part 2
By The Lady Cocotte The second night of the Vanderpump Rules Season 6 reunion opens to Jax bellowing, “You can’t even keep a boyfriend!” It’s the greatest insult the serial cheater can think of. Backstage, Scheana barely notices. She’s in her happy place. The hair and makeup people try to ignore her whining (and dabbing […]
Vanderpump Rules: Reunion Part 1
By The Lady Cocotte It’s hard to believe Vanderpump Rules Season 6 is over. Before our favorite Angelenos sneak off like thieves in the night, let’s see what the reunions bring to light. Andy starts out with updates on Sur’s most troubling relationships. Jax and Brittany are back together (bad). Stassi is no longer seeing Patrick (good) […]
Vanderpump Rules: Welcome to TomTom
By The Lady Cocotte The Vanderpump Rules Season 6 finale begins with a far better recap than I could ever do: Tom Sandoval goes into business with Lisa Vanderpump, dragging Tom Schwartz behind him in a little cart. Stassi’s boyfriend is a loser. Rob, Rob, Rob. Brittany gets Jaxed. So does Faith. Scheana goes old […]
Vanderpump Rules: Lost Cause
By The Lady Cocotte I wish I could enjoy the latest Vanderpump Rules breakup. Brittany needs to get away from Jax and never look back. She should listen to her verse in 50 Ways To Leave Your Lover. “Get yourself some dignity, Brittany.” But it’s all for naught. They’re still together. So let’s pretend to […]
Vanderpump Rules: Reiki Breaky Heart
By The Lady Cocotte As if by magic, tonight’s Vanderpump Rules transports us back into the throes of Jax’s mid-life crisis. He thrashes around Sur like a wounded manatee, heaving and panting as he shoots the bird at all and sundry. His smokey eye, updo, Gstaad moment teeters close to breaking the fourth wall. Accusing […]
Vanderpump Rules: Karma’s a Bitch
By The Lady Cocotte Let me set the stage for tonight’s Vanderpump Rules. Jax, the last person anyone should believe about anything, convinces the group that Kristen and James cheated on their partners (based entirely on the positions of a few pillows and empty bottles). He changes James’ denial into an admission by replacing “hung […]
Vanderpump Rules: The Smoking Gun
By The Lady Cocotte Calling all Vanderpeople. Tonight concludes the Vanderpump Rules season 6 Mexico adventure. Expect tears. Expect shouting. Expect Kristen on James action? It’s a rewind episode. Production tells us upfront the moral majority have decided Kristen and James made up plus some. Could it be true? Did she cheat on Carter? Did […]
Vanderpump Rules: Sur Going South
By The Lady Cocotte Occasionally, I watch the Vanderpump Rules opening credits. There’s something soothing about watching survers fling drinks in slow motion. This week the whole crew is in Mexico (you know, where Schwartz once flung a drink on Katie). Last week, Stassi and Lala led an all woman army against Jax. They scorched […]
Vanderpump Rules: Nothing Here for Me
By The Lady Cocotte Vanderpump Rules is heading back to Mexico and you know what that means. Drinking. Tiny bathing suits with weird coverups. And drama. Lots of drama. Although it could never be as iconic as a Stassi birthday trip, I’m excited to see what a week of tequila and bad decisions look like. […]
Vanderpump Rules: Watch Your Back
By The Lady Cocotte I thought this season of Vanderpump Rules was going to be all about The Hair. It’s not. It’s all about vaginas. I have one of those. I don’t make a big production of it. At least tonight we’re treated to a new -gate: Is Jeremy creepy? Or is Stassi a lying […]
Vanderpump Rules: Vegas! Baby?
By The Lady Cocotte I owe Tamara Tattles a huge “Thank You” for taking over the Vanderpump Rules recaps while I was on vacation. It was nice to get a little break from the radiator. But I’m home now and I’m here to claim what’s mine. Vegas trip? Mine. Showing up late (and drunk) to […]
Vanderpump Rules: Wishful Sinking
We start this week with the morning after a major drinking binge where Lala and James got into it. Wait, isn’t this how most episodes start? It’s just this one has most of them in a cabin at Big Bear Lake. Lala is drinking by 9:15. Which is technically allowed if she is having it […]
#WWHL With La La Kent & Carl Radke
Apparently there is a lot to cover on WWHL tonight so I’ve been sort of dragging my feet and looking for photos, but now I am having that, “OMG! You have got to get a post up!” feeling so I must get to it. In the first poll half of the people said they believed […]
Vanderpump Rules: It’s All Happening
There sure are a lot of fires at SUR. If I recall correctly, Villa Rica used to have the same issues. Weird. Oh and hi! It’s me Tamara filling in for Lady C who is frolicking on a beach somewhere without me. I already had to pause to find out if this “Dan” a manager […]
Vanderpump Rules: Screams and Queens
By The Lady Cocotte I can’t believe we’re almost halfway through Vanderpump Rules, season 6. So far, it’s been a gas. Tonight is all about the dueling birthdays. It’s Queen Bee Stassi vs Queen Bey Ariana. Who will come out on top? It depends on the judging criteria. If it’s based on how many times […]
Vanderpump Rules: Call me Jason
By The Lady Cocotte Stassi and James are combining forces to throw a party celebrating Lisa as the new Editor of Beverly Hills Lifestyle magazine. Whew! That’s three fake jobs in one sentence. As soon as Lisa is out of earsight, Stassi relentlessly badgers James about his boyfriend. It’s obnoxiously scripted but necessary to set […]
Vanderpump Rules: Best Mates
By The Lady Cocotte The last we saw our darling Vanderpump Rules friends, Brittany’s mom surprised her daughter with a Kristen Doute-sponsored visit. Jax looked downright terrified to see her. In a split second, he saw all of his manipulations swirling down the drain. And in the real world, he would have reason to be […]
Vanderpump Rules: It’s Not About The Pasta
By The Lady Cocotte There isn’t much that can keep me away from my beloved Vanderpump Rules but this flu sure is trying. I’m going to do my best, because I owe it to the show, but it’s not going to be pretty. So bear with me and try to follow along. Anything that doesn’t […]
Vanderpump Rules: See You Next Tuesday
By The Lady Cocotte It’s been a long week already but Vanderpump Rules is sure to soothe my weary heart. So far, this season has been popping. They’ve given us an interesting twist on an old classic by having Jax Taylor confess his cheating from the get-go. Now we really get to see behind the […]
Vanderpump Rules: Sex, Lies and Audiotape
By The Lady Cocotte I actually look forward to Vanderpump Rules. It’s definitely the best thing about Mondays. While making dinner, as my anticipation grew, I joked to myself, “I wonder who is going to get caught cheating tonight?” And then I remembered: Rob! I guess it’s not a real relationship if he’s not cheating […]
Vanderpump Rules: Absinthe-minded
By The Lady Cocotte Bravo is starting the new year off on a good foot with a brand new episode of Vanderpump Rules. Bring on the buffoonery! Bring on the inflated egos! Bring on the deep fried goat cheese balls! We gotta keep this party rolling. Scheana, Katie and Stassi spend the night at Brittany’s […]
LaLa Kent’s Longtime Boyfriend, Randall Emmett, is Finally Single!
The witches of Weho on Vanderpump Rules have been ragging on Lala for a couple of seasons for “dating a married man.” While that was technically true the married couple had been trading divorce papers the entire time. Initially, Randall Emmett’s wife filed for divorce a couple of years ago but never went forward with the […]
We Need To Talk About Faith…
Faith from Vanderpump Rules is doing the most to talk about the show and the Jax storyline. I’ve read several stories about her since the episode came out. She seems stupider and stupider in every single one. I’ve actually opted not to post about it because it is all so ridiculous. And she never tells […]
Vanderpump Rules: Back in the Saddle
By The Lady Cocotte Sorry it’s taken so long to get this Vanderpump Rules recap up. Life doesn’t always go the way we plan. But a late recap is way better than a late period… Just ask Jax. For some reason that is totally not his fault, knocked up side chicks keep breaking up his […]
Lala Kent Is No Longer Hiding Her Married Boyfriend
It’s the wee hours of Wednesday Morning here on the east coast, but it is only almost midnight on the west coast. Last night, Lala flew all of the VPR girls to Vegas for a girls weekend on a private plane owned by her boyfriend, Randall Emmett. Randall is the executive producer of Power. He has […]
Vanderpump Rules: Unfaithful
By The Lady Cocotte Full disclosure: I watched last week’s Vanderpump Rules premiere three times. It was that good. The Sur gang delivered everything we’ve come to expect. Stassi and Katie were mean girls. Scheana was delusional. Tom Sandoval overestimated his intelligence. Kristen inserted herself in someone else’s argument. And, most importantly, Jax Taylor cheated […]