Well boys and squirrels, it’s time for me to do a Vanderpump Rules recap of the show literally no one is watching. Last week’s ratings were 0.610 million viewers (0.23 18-49 demo). That’s actually not bad for the demo. But, it is still in WWHL level of ratings. The first episode of the RHOBH reunion […]
Lala Kent Is Fighting With Randall Emmett
I meant to make this a blind last week and didn’t get around to it. Apparently, Randall Emmett was recently in Nashville and a photo was circulating with Randall and two women going into a bar. For me the photo was just not a lot of proof. He was shot from the back and it […]
Vanderpump Rules Recap: Welcome To Rachella!
Some weeks fly by and others drag on. This week has been a drag. I’m actually ready for this Vanderpump Rules recap tonight. I need some distraction from real life. So let’s get right to it. OMG. I am starting to like Charli. She sleeps with a mannequin? And she complains about having to play […]
Vanderpump Rules Recap: The Schwartz Shuffle
It’s time for a Vanderpump Rules recap and the tea is no one is watching Vanderpump Rules. The premiere episode that aired last week only had about 637,000 viewers. That is about half of what the previous season’s premiere had. I’m still shocked there is even a new season since everyone was let out of […]
Vanderpump Rules Recap: We’re Back!
I truly thought my days of Vanderpump Rules Recaps were behind me. Everyone was released from their contract so they could pursue other options. Restaurants were closed. Most of the original cast was let go for racist or homophobic acts. Stassi’s classes on How Not To Be Racist didn’t take. Lisa Vanderpump’s statements on it […]
Vanderpump Rules First Look
I honestly cannot believe that this shit show is coming back. But here we are. We start with Lala and James talking about all of their personal growth and maturity. Then most of the rest of the preview is the two of them hurling insults at pretty much everyone. James seem to be back to […]
Vanderpump Rules News
Vanderpump Rules News has been trickling in all day today and I have been waiting for a couple of things like chatting with my source, and Scheana Marie to have her baby before writing some stuff up. Also I am in a foul mood and have a headache today. Also the major of the town […]
Lala Kent Would Like You To Meet Ocean Kent Emmett
I am officially a Lala Kent fan. I LOVE THIS PHOTO SO MUCH. She has done all these ridiculous fancy ass photoshoots throughout her pregnancy right up to last week. It was all naked Lala in full glam. It was all about Lala. Look at me! I’m pregnant! This photo says, look at me. I’m […]
Pump Rules’ Lala Kent Is In Labor!
Randall Emmett just posted a picture of Lala Kent at the hospital with the caption, “And so it begins…”. The couple announced they are having a girl at a over the top gender reveal. They had a parachuter land with a pink parachute to announce the baby girl. Her IG shows that she has been […]
Exclusive: Even More About Vanderpump Rules Cancellation
I’m going to run through the entire Vanderpump Rules situation with you guys because some of you don’t understand the timeline of how all is going down. So, I’m going to try to break it down for you in smaller bites. On Tuesday December 1st, I was informed of a Zoom conference call between Bravo […]
Exclusive: Vanderpump Rules Is Cancelled!
Tamara Tattles can now EXCLUSIVELY report that Vanderpump Rules has been permanently shelved. As I mentioned here, there was a zoom call on Tuesday to discuss the fate of the show. Tamara Tattles can now report that the cast members talent options were coming up to expiration (six months after the airing of the final […]
Salt Lake City Discussion Thread
I’m taking a mental health night. So as much as I love you guys I can’t recap Peepaw and Mary for you tonight. And actually I am happy about that. I Appreciate you all and hope you will still comment. I’m not the real show anyway, my wonderful commenters are why we all come here. […]
Vanderpump Rules Pregnancy Pact In Full Effect
Remember Vanderpump Rules? Well the women seem to be following through on their pregnancy pact. And four of them are knocked up at once. With at least one other trying to get in on the baby boom. Stassi Schroeder is due in January of 2021. It’s a girl. Stassi got married on September 20, 2020 […]
RHOSLC Recap: Everybody Needs A Switzerland
On we go to episode three of RHOSLC. On my first RHOSLC recaps, I had a different expectation of this show based on my investigation of their social media for this post. And then, right away on the night of the first episode, we discovered ALL OF THIS GOSSIP ABOUT MARY. And things just got […]
RHOSLC Recap: A Snow Mountain Of Trouble
Sorry for the delay, I just couldn’t stay up any longer last night since I didn’t sleep the night before. The good news is I got up at 7 am this morning so hopefully my days and nights are back in order. That said, I am up but not fully awake and this RHOSLC […]
RHOSLC Recap: Welcome To Salt Lake City!
Clearly I picked the wrong day to get up at a semi-reasonable hour. Ten pm recaps are hard. I need this not to be on after RHOC. RHOC is not a good lead in anyway. I’d much rather do my RHOSLC recaps on Wednesday at 8. Also, before we get started, I got a very […]
Breaking Bravo News
There are a few minor stories coming out today that are Bravo related. I’m up to my ass with technical issues on the site today (and all day yesterday). So I’m not really excited to report Bravo minutiae. I suppose the big news is that Lala has managed to get herself knocked up to insure […]
Trouble In Paradise With Lala Kent & Randall Emmett?
Update 3: The great love affair between Lala Kent and Randall Emmett is intact you guys! Nothing to see here! Just a lovers quarrel. Or a cry for attention now that he’s gone back to work. Or something. This drama would have benefited by some Fofty. Update 2: Apparently Lala was with Emmett in Puerto […]
Pump Rules Recap: Reunion Part 3 (The Final Episode?)
It’s time for what could be the final Pump Rule Recap ever. It is starting to seem more and more likely that Bravo might just scrap this whole show. The public outcry to fire Jax Taylor, and to a lesser degree Britanny Cartwright continues to escalate. Lance Bass publicly distanced himself from both of them […]
Pump Rules Recap: The Reunion, And The End Of Stassi, Kristen, Max & Brett
On the heels of the news of the day (Click Here If You Missed It) this should be a very interesting Pump Rules Recap. It will mark the last episode of Vanderpump Rules for four of the participants. I’m not upset about Stassi. I had the Vanderpump Rules marathon in the background today. She’s been […]
Pump Rules Recap: The Reunion (Part 1)
This Pump Rules recap is going to be a hot mess. There are way too many people on remote. It’s going to be a shitstorm if Andy doesn’t use his mute button. Let’s get this show on the road! There are fifteen cameras! We begin with LVP telling us that all of her restaurant staff […]
Pump Rules Recap: Secrets Revealed?
Oh Joy! It’s time for me to do a bonus Pump Rules Recap! I’m sure this will be fabulous. After all the season was so chock full of interesting stuff that there has to be some great things on the cutting room floor! Oh wait. The entire season was a snooze fest. If there were […]
Pump Rules Recap: Unfriended
I am thrilled to report that this is the last regular episode of Vanderpump Rules! This has been a weird season for Pump Rules Recaps. I can’t even remember what the main story lines were for this season. I can’t believe this season has been airing since the first week of January. I feel like […]
Pump Rules Recap: A Tale Of Two Pool Parties
I have not been a fan of this season of Pump Rules. But despite being a bit late to this Pump Rules recap, I am looking forward to it. I can’t wait for Sandoval’s counter pool party! Jax is going to lose his roid rage, Adderall induced, drug addled mind! And I am here for […]
Pump Rules Recap: Mercury’s In Gatorade
I’m a tiny bit late to the Pump Rule recap tonight because I was watching The Voice results and forgot I was a few minutes behind. Also, I also feel like this show might be on it’s last leg. It’s a shame, it used to be one of my favorites. Apparently, Scheana made a porno […]
Pump Rules Recap: Til Death Do Us Not Part
I’m going to try to get a decent Pump Rules recap up. Sorry for all of the delayed recaps. I’m back on the struggle bus and doing the best I can. But hey, it’s the episode where Beau makes the worst decision of his life and I am the queen of bad decisions. You know […]
Pump Rules Recap: Witches of Weho Whine
Hey y’all, I am coming to you live on my brand new laptop. The Great Laptop Crash of 2020 is finally over. So how about I get you caught up on the witches of Weho with a Pump Rules recap? I feel like either I can’t remember shit because I am drinking all my brain […]
Pump Rules Recap: Shame Hangover
I went to bed early tonight and then woke up crying. I do not know what is wrong with me. I am always alone and isolated except for you guys. This is not particularly new to me. But, now I am afraid to go to the grocery store or leave the house for any reason. […]
Pump Rules Recap: Prank Wars
The title of this episode alone tells me I am probably going to hate it. If you are over age 13, prank wars should not be a thing. Also, I am freaking out because I think I waited too long to go to the grocery story. As in are they all going to close? I […]
Pump Rules Recap: All Daugs Go To Heaven
With the Kentucky Royal Wedding officially complete the old farts are back in Weho as we begin yet another Pump Rules recap. Dayna wants all the details of the event from Ariana and Sandoval. Ariana said it was hot in Kentucky. Sandoval said it was awesome. Yet time marches on and now it is time […]
Bits And Pieces of Bravo News Plus RHOBH Trailer
RHOC filming has stopped along with all other productions. But that hasn’t stopped Tamra Judge and Vicki Gunvalson from being bitter over being let go. Both of them have unfollowed Shannon Beador after she posted a photo of her and her boyfriend with Kelly Dodd and her boyfriend. Apparently, they both live in the same […]
Pump Rules Recap: Introducing Mr. and Mrs. Cauchi
Wait, why is this stupid Pump Rules Recap going until 10:36? I have two actually good shows that come on at ten. For Life and New Amsterdam. This better not be because of a fucking WWHL episode. Everyone is star struck over Lance Bass. Jax is hung the fuck over. I am going to try […]
Lala Kent Thinks… Well No She Doesn’t
Dear Lala Kent, I have no problem with you whoring yourself out in Hollywood. Just like the last one. A little podunk like you clearly has not other way to climb your way to wealth. Just like the last one. Fucking Randall has really paid off for you. Just like he did for the last […]
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