Here we go. The final RHOBH Reunion episode. We start with all the discussion of vaginas and such. I just don’t know women who talk about vaginas all the time. Andy goes straight to the texts from Lisa to Kim. One says ” Be very careful or I will fuck you up! You be nice […]
Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Reunion Part 1 Recap: The Lyin’
It’s kind of ironic that some of my favorite people are Brandiloons. It’s even more ironic that my oldest and dearest Brandiloon has a) Given up alcohol for Lent …and stuck with it unlike me and (2) Is claiming she is not going to watch the reunion. I would suggest that she, and all of […]
WWHL With Kyle Richards and Jerry O’Connell
Jerry O’Connell is such a good person to be on with a housewife. He is almost as into all this nonsense as Jeff Lewis. Before we even get started Andy is catching us up on some Tweets. Camille tweeted that nothing happened with her and the skeevy pseudo prince. She is also friends with […]
Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: Choppy Edits
Cheers, motherfuckers! I am officially done with Lent with regard to the drinking. Please pray for the rest of us as we soldier on here. I think I made it 28 days, lost nary an ounce of weight, saw now improvement in my disposition and so fuck it. I was in full-blown self-pity mode so […]
Kyle Richards on The Real: Brandi Is Out to Get Me!
The Real airs in Atlanta after Wendy Williams and lots of times I am busy working on blog stuff and forget to start watching something decent on the DVR. Today was one of those days. Kyle Richards is on the show today, and I am going to see if she says anything other than “things […]
Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: The Slap
It seems like everyone is having trouble adjusting to the time change. I wonder if it is because they are west coasters? I never have jetlag in Europe but I do have trouble getting back on schedule when I get back home. I think it is because I sleep on the red-eye on the way […]
Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: I’ll Have What She’s Having
Okay I know already this one is going to take awhile. I did no preloading and I didn’t have the First Look on tape. The Dinner From Hell Wow, it seems we go straight to dinner! But first Lisa Rinna fills in Eileen and Lisa Vanderpump. Yolanda wants to start the conversation talking about her daughter. […]
Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: “Welcome to Amsterdam?”
We begin with Yolanda’s scavenger hunt. I assume that is one of her shakes from home she is drinking? I wonder what is in there! Camille Grammer shows up for the race! Yolanda claims she did not make up the teams. No one wants to be on Brandi’s team (except Kim). The scavenger hunt […]
News From the Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills Reunion
The RHOBH reunion was filmed on Friday. By all accounts it was a ten-hour ordeal for the gang. Andy said it was the most intense RHOBH reunion in five seasons and that wore him out. It seems he placated the Pump though as sources indicate that Lisa was not the victim this season and […]
Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap:
Yolanda Foster Brandi drops by her dear friend Yolanda’s house just like she didn’t just call her daughter an alcoholic on her last visit. Yolanda has Brandi doing a 21 day cleanse so that she can prove to the other girls that she doesn’t have a drinking problem. That will prove nothing. She is basically […]
Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: Sister Act
It’s time for more RHOBH! Are you ready? I’m not. So this recap will likely be later than usual. Still setting up. Is that a new opening ? Has Eileen’s always been in an blue evening gown with her hair up? What are they trying to do to her? Are all of those evening gown […]
Brandi Shares Her Thoughts On Crashing Kyle’s Party
I’m going to refrain from commenting on this week’s Brandi Glanville blog and just see what y’all have to say about it instead. Here’s an excerpt: We move on to Kyle visiting Kim at her house a few days after Kim was recuperating from being released from her week in the hospital. Kyle asks her sister […]
WWHL With Kyle Richards and Brad Goreski
Tonight on WWHL we have a rather last-minute replacement of Elle MacPherson with Brad Goreski. I guess Elle got a better offer a couple of days ago? Kyle looks great if a bit understandably nervous. Her hair is STUNNING. Kyle wants to make a statement right off the bat that she had only set […]
Lisa Vanderpump’s Blog For This Week Is Full of Shade
The Bravo webmaster finally got around to putting up some current blogs. I shall post and comment on them for you here. This week Lisa Vanderpump is making her feelings very clear about who is on her friend’s list and who is not. It seems to me the only person who is really on […]
Lisa Vanderpump and Kyle Richards Discuss The Relationship Dynamics Within The Group
The past two weeks have not brought us many Bravo blogs. I guess even reality whores get the holidays off. But there are two RHOBH blogs that are a bit interesting. They are sort of from two weeks ago and or covering both weeks. It seems that Kyle is unhappy with some of the things […]
WWHL With Kyle Richards And Gabrielle Union
It’s time for WWHL with Kyle Richards. Kyle really is very pretty. Questions: Kyle, how are things with Kim since the whole incident with the dog? Kyle says her daughter is just now able to return to school after a month of recovery. She says their relationship hit a bump in the road but they […]
Kyle Richards Talks Filming The New Season
Kyle Richards recently gave a great interview to Parade.com. She discusses the current filming season be sure to click through to the whole article. Here are a few excerpts where she discusses new housewives, old friends and how her kids deal with the cameras. It really is a lovely article. What can fans expect […]
Kyle Richards And Mauricio Umansky Purchase Lavish Palm Springs Home
Unlike their New Jersey counterparts, RHOBH’s couple Kyle and Mauricio seem to be doing just fine financially. The two recently purchase a stunning vacation property in Palm Springs for $2.35 million. The couple put a cool million down and financed the remainder. As an added perk, Mauricio earned a $58,750 commission for acting as his […]
American Horror Story: Coven Episode 7 Recap Death Sex and Betrayal
By: Urethra Franklin Episode 7: “The Dead” is thematic for all the characters in this episode. Used to be dead…Will be dead…Wants to be dead…Doesn’t want to be dead…and I’m going to kill you dead. In the realm of AHS:Coven dead is NOT dead. Kyle and Madison who have died & were revived are trying […]
American Horror Story: Coven Preview Episode 7 “The Dead”
By: Urethra Franklin Before I get into the new episode I have so many questions about the Axeman after his spirit was released. Is he a flesh & blood human? Did the spell accidently bring him back to life? Did Zoe resurrect him unknowingly? Was his corpse trapped in the walls too? All this revival […]