It’s time to write the final RHOBH recap of the season and it really could not have come fast enough. Last week’s recap was a discussion post. And comments were filled with bots. The bots were all Team Denise. It’s more than a little strange that they all came out during the finale. Especially since […]
RHOBH Recap: Reunion Part 1
Every Wednesday night of this season I’ve been utterly exhausted when it’s time to recap this show. It’s crazy because I’m fine on Thursday nights for RHONY. So tonight I have been drinking coffee with protein shakes just trying to make it to this bitchfest. All the sneak peaks make this reunion look good! So […]
MDLLA Recap: Hollywood Royalty
Look at me trying to get a MDLLA recap up on the night that it airs! Tonight is the season finale, so it was my last shot at being on time. I wonder what will be on Bravo next Tuesday night? Maybe I’ll have Tuesdays off for a couple of weeks? Will we get to […]
MDLLA Recap: Bird Streets, Castles, & Wildfires (Triple Recap)
I got really behind on MDLLA Recaps. I have episode nine and ten on DVR and Nanette sent photos. Nothing taped for me last week and Nanette did not send photos. So was assuming that there were only ten episodes this season. However, wikipedia says there are twelve. So? I’m confused. I’m going do do […]
RHOBH Recap: Denise And Desist
I can’t believe it is already the season finale! Sorry for the late RHOBH recap. I am so far behind on everything right now I can’t seem to get caught up. I feel like I am trying to keep 100 plates spinning and they are all crashing down. It’s exhausting. But I am very excited […]
RHOBH Discussion Post
As it turns out, I couldn’t even do a RHOBH recap if I wanted to Bravo is a blank screen on both TVs. So please talk about the episode here if you would like. And thanks for all the kind words. I’m just very angry right now. And being a total cunt to everyone who […]
RHOBH Weirdass Recap
Sorry, I really love this show but I have a lot going on right now. Please talk among yourselves. or not, here is a RHOBH recap.. Okay took a little cat nap. I honestly don;t even know if it is the same day or a new one. I asked my friend and he was like, […]
MDLLA Recap: 24 Hours Or Else
Is everyone enjoying a lazy Saturday? I know I am. I’m really good at being lazy. So I am going to make this MDLLA recap quick and dirty (I hope). It’s hot so while I can’t get any wine right now, I’m drinking beer. And gaining around a pound a minute. But whatever.
RHOBH Recap: There’s No Place Like Rome
RHOBH is my favorite franchise at the moment and for some reason I just can’t seem to do a RHOBH recap timely. The cheese has slid all the way off my cracker. I am over this whole COVID thing. Our government has let us down. Anyway, let me see what I can do about this. […]
Exclusive RHOBH News & A Big Brother All Stars Announcement
Today is my FAVORITE DAY OF THE YEAR! After much delay and several casting hiccups due to COVID (some people who were asked to be on Big Brother All Stars tested positive while in quarantine) it is finally time for the much awaited premiere. For the new readers, Big Brother is my favorite TV show […]
RHOBH Recap: Roman Rumors
I starting this RHOBH recap about an hour and a half early because my brain is NOT working today. In fact, it hasn’t been for a while. The other night I was making dinner for me and feeding Banjo. When it came time to add the wet food to his bowl, I dumped it all […]
MDLLA Recap: Flagg It Or Bag It
Last night, I had ONE JOB. All I had to do was a MDLLA recap. I was tinkering with an upcoming exclusive but it was more than my brain can handle. So I was all ready to actually get one of these recaps out on the day the show aired. I got Banjo settled and […]
MDLLA Recap: Ze Plane! Ze Plane!
I literally thought I had already done this MDLLA recap, but I have not. I blame Covid brain, and he fact that my DVR is trying to die in this fucking pandemic. So, not time like the present I guess. Maybe Fredrick Eklund will be on. It’s one of those days that we all need […]
RHOBH Dicussion Forum
Sorry y’all but this is going to be a no show for me tonight. It has been very super hot in my house lately. And I am going back to bed. I don’t have much water left an I am just dehydrated and exhausted. I promise to get it together soon. In the meantime.,… leave […]
MDLLA Recap: Storm The Castle
Million Dollar Listing LA not only comes on on a busy night, it is 75 minutes long which makes it difficult for me to recap timely because of other shows. So this may be my lasst MDLLA recap. I’m not getting many views and I feel like you guys are kind of over it. Plus, […]
RHOBH Recap: Black Ties & White Lies
Oh hey! Let’s do another RHOBH recap! It feels like eons have passed and civilizations have crumbled since I last watched this show but it was only last week. If y’all could take an MRI of my brain right now I’d be lucky if you found three functioning brain cells. My brain literally hurts from […]
MDLLA Recap: Altman Versus Fredrik
Finally we get the episode we have been waiting for when Fredrik Eklund shows up to take over the LA Real Estate Market. But before we get to this week’s MDLLA recap, there is some news about Mauricio and The Agency. First much ado was made about Mauricio closing one of his offices. Why? Who […]
RHOBH Recap: Until We Leave Again
At long last it is finally time for another RHOBH recap after post production had to catch up on the ladies confessionals they had to film at home during the pandemic. I am so ready to see Kyle and Rinna. And I am dying to pick up where we left off with Denise and Aaron’s […]
MDLLA Recap: A Rock And A Hard Price
Somehow the end of the week is suddenly slammed with shows to recap. So I’m going to get right on this MDLLA recap and see if maybe, just maybe we get Fredrik this week! Hopefully, he will end up taking Tracy’s spot as she is getting on my nerves. I have headache, perhaps from the […]
MDLLA Recap: Razor’s Edge
This week’s MDLLA recap should include the arrival of Fredrik Eklund and his family to Los Angeles. I don’t get on Instagram much but when I am feeling a bit down, I got to Fredrik’s IG. He seems very happy with his life in California. His children are so stunningly gorgeous I can’t believe they […]
MDLLA Recap: Altman And Flagg’s Co-List
It feels like it’s been years since we had a MDLLA episode. I’m probably going to need a minute to get all the names straight for the MDLLA recap! The title alone suggests this will be good. Did the two Josh’s really agree to a co-listing? It’s the end of the world as we know […]
RHOBH Recap: Mind Your Ps And BBQs
So I just wandered down the street trying to find a human. I could not get my canister of rice open. I tried everything and I was determined. Hot Hipster guy was on his porch with a couple of women. He opened it with his fingertips. It was embarrassing. In so many ways. First it […]
RHOBH Recap: Santa Denise
So while Kelly Dodd is ordering hydroxychloroquine and drinking bleach (don’t ask if you don’t know YOU DO NOT WANT TO KNOW how stupid people are who get on these shows) I am planning an illegal escapade to do good for the hood. The plan was hatched a bit over an hour before I was […]
RHOBH Recap: Read Between The Signs
Hi everyone, it’s Nanette. Because I am pinch hitting for Tamara, I will describe this episode in the words of former Yankee catcher, Yogi Berra: It’s like déjà vu all over again. Let’s get to this belated RHOBH recap Garcelle and four of her “ride-or-die core of friends” meet at Cattle & Claw (promo shot) […]
RHOBH Recap: Let The Mouse Go
Hey guys it’s me Nanette! I am helping Tamara catch up, so please hold on tight as we ride the Ramonacoaster of this shitshow of emotions and bullshit with a belated RHOBH recap. We start out where we left off — at Denise’s Doomed Diamond Dinner Party. Discussing Glamgate. Kyle is trying to justify her […]
RHOBH Recap: All’s Fair In Glam And War
I just woke up for the day. Whatever day this is. I think I went to bed for the night at around 9 am this morning. That’s a new record for me. I would still be sleep but Banjo is very insistent that give him his dinner. So I’m going to be doing this RHOBH […]
RHOBH Recap: First Impressions, True Confessions
Apparently, today is Wednesday, y’all! Who knew? Nanette has been helping me out a lot with photos. She sends the a few hours before the show. This tells me what I am supposed to be doing each day. It seems like it has been a really long time since the last RHOBH recap. Kyle is […]
RHOBH Recap: To Live And Text In Beverly Hills
I cannot believe it is already time for another RHOBH recap. Life is such a blur lately. I have good news to report! My anxiety has been so bad that I’ve been unable to eat for days. In a drunken depression I emailed my friend asking them to “send me something I will eat.” It […]
RHOBH Recap: The Crown Isn’t So Heavy
Finally going to try and watch the RHOBH premiere. I watched Garcelle on WWHL and already don’t like her. Maybe my mind will change before the end of the RHOBH recap. Oooooh! We are starting with fashion week! And Kyle is debuting her new clothing line in a NYFW fashion show. I’m a bit overwhelmed […]
Tons OF RHOBH Tea With Exclusive Details!
There was a lot of RHOBH tea over the past few days and I haven’t had time to cover them so I am going to put them all together here. But first, I have some EXCLUSIVE FILMING NEWS! Everyone seemed worried about the delay of RHOBH after the RHONY trailer dropped first. Check out that […]
Random Housewives News I Didn’t Tell You
The RHONY have been in Cancun filming their last cast trip of the season. Leah McSweeney seems to be fitting in okay, especially with Dorinda Medley. Leah is one odd bird though. Ramona Singer and Sonja Morgan are Ramonja again for the most part and are united front. Luann de Lesseps is still all “cabereting” […]
RHOBH & RHOP Are Filming Their Overseas Trips At The Same Time
The RHOBH and The RHOP are both filming their big cast trips right now. The RHOP cast is currently filming in Portugal. Everyone is there except for Monique Samuels. Tamara Tattles exclusive sources say that Monique’s attorney advise her not to go. Monique recently filed second degree assault charges against Candiace Dillard. With Candiace on […]
NYFW Highlights And Low Lights
Kyle Richards debuted a new line of resort wear at NYFW and it made quite the splash! Kyle partnered with designer Shahida Clayton to introduce the rather extensive line Kyle + Shahida. It’s quirky and fun and somehow works on all of the RHOBH. The event was held at Pier 59 Studios in Manhattan. In addition […]
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