OMG! I am all set for this RHOBH recap but did not do setups for Family Karma! Argh! I totally forgot that was tonight. I need a ladysitter! Okay here we go, I am still behind on Family Karma but lets get these bitches off to La Quinta, Garcelle, Erika and Crystal are apparently staying […]
RHOBH Recap: A Pretty Meltdown
Clearly, the RHOBH recaps are the ones you guys have the most to comment about. On to night’s episode, there appears to be a whole lot of crying. And I can tell just from the previews, I’m going to want to reach through the TV and smack Crystal’s smug face. So let’s not waste any […]
Random Bits And Pieces Of The Day
There is nothing much happening today. And no Big Brother tonight because yesterday day live and there was no time to edit a full show. Instead today they have been shooting a new type of challenge called the wild card challenge. I’ve had the Big Brother music on the feeds running for around 8-10 hours […]
RHOBH Recap: The Good, The Bad, & The Ugly Leather Pants
It never fails that every time something strange happens, breaking news, or in tonight’s case, my website shutting me down for non-payment, it happens right before a RHOBH recap. Or some other recap. This week, I kept getting weird payment reminders from the Dutch boys telling me my payment was due on the 7th. I […]
RHOBH Recap: Defining Women
I loved that Sutton took Erica on spa day to help her during her divorce. But, as we saw on the previews Erika will turn on Sutton. I also find it interesting that we went from Tom is the greatest husband in the world to “I’ve dealt with 22 years of controlling mean behavior. ” […]
RHOBH Recap: The Liberation Of Erika Jayne
Before I dive in to this RHOBH recap, I want to send you to the Hustler & Housewives comment section. At the very end I’ve added a link to some photos of Erika out and about with unbrushed hair and no makeup looking a hot mess. Apparently her glam squad were miracle workers. Erika Arrives […]
RHOBH Recap: The Divided States Of Erika
Before we get started on tonight’s RHOBH recap, please be aware that the Housewife and The Hustler comments are constantly being updated with new information regarding Erika. Also not too long ago a really good and comprehensive recap was added to comments, I learned new stuff from it. I guess I didn’t pay enough attention. […]
RHOBH Recap: Overexposed
After RHONY and the days of aftermath afterwards, I hate that the RHOBH recap falls the day after. And is followed by Family Karma, a show I don’t want to be so damn exhausted for when I watch. I got up super early today to have plenty of time to hydrate before my second vaccine […]
RHOBH Recap: Sutton’s Gotta Give
I’m not over the horrific episode of RHONY and it’s already time for the RHOBH recap. Frankly, it doesn’t look much better. Crystal is coming hard for Sutton. And Sutton seems to be easy target. It’s like kicking a puppy. 🙁 Why are all these rich people so angry and drunk all the time? Some […]
RHOBH Recap: Two Truths And A Lie
It’s been a physically grueling and emotionally draining day here at Chateau Tattles. But, it was also very productive. I even took a shower! Anyway, I mention that because this RHOBH recap will probably be plodding and completely lacking of wit. Also, while I am off topic. I can’t tape RHONJ at 9 tonight because […]
Erika Jayne Clearly Lacks The Empathy Gene
Let’s assume for a minute that your husband is being accused of stealing very large legal settlements from plane crash victims families and other clients. Meanwhile, you have been on TV bragging about your unlimited budget for handbags and shoes and wardrobe and staff to dress you. Let’s also pretend like you had nothing to […]
RHOBH Recap: Dressed To The 90210s
I am super excited for this RHOBH recap. I have a feeling it’s going to be rough season for Erika, and maybe even Sutton who it seems like the new girl, Crystal decides to come for based on the previews. Why would anyone come for Sutton Stracke? It’s going to be a looooong night with […]
Lisa Vanderpump Continues To Be Petty
Oh my. Lisa Vanderpump and Ken Todd seem very short on funds, yet full of petty behavior. You could literally spend the better part of a day reading here about all their lawsuits. So perhaps that explains why they were hoping for someone else to pick up their tab a Los Angeles sushi restaurant this […]
Exclusive Update On “Real Housewives All Stars”
When Kyle Richards, Cynthia Bailey, Kenya Moore,LuAnn de Lesseps, Melissa Gorga, Ramona Singer, and Teresa Giudice headed down to Turks and Caicos to film what we call “Housewives All Stars” for Peacock, production was hoping for six episodes. Well, that didn’t happen. Tamara Tattles EXCLUSIVE source tells us, that the trip was fine, it was […]
A Quick Word About Real Housewives “All Stars” (Exclusive Tiny Details)
Thanks for all the emails about “Real Housewives All Stars.” My source doesn’t pay much attention to things that air on Peacock. Basically, all I know is what you already know. Ramona Singer and Luann de Lessep, Teresa Giudice and Melissa Gorga, Kenya Moore and Cynthia Bailey, and Kyle Richards are currently filming in Turks […]
Eileen Davidson Has Something To Say About RHOBH
So my friends over at You Might Know Her From have some great tea on their podcast about Eileen Davidson. You will definitely want to listen to the entire podcast! Here are a few things to peek your interest…. Eileen talks about how she was cast….On RHOBH Sure thing it came about, strangely enough, you […]
RHOBH Filming Shutdown: Does Kyle Richards Have Covid?
UPDATE! Kyle tested negative! Going to be tested again today on a rapid test and again on Thursday. Filming should start up again soon! Most of you know that Kyle Richards is my favorite housewife. She has been very kind to me when she didn’t need to be. Actually Kathy Hilton has also been very […]
RHOBH Recap: Reunion Part 3
It’s time to write the final RHOBH recap of the season and it really could not have come fast enough. Last week’s recap was a discussion post. And comments were filled with bots. The bots were all Team Denise. It’s more than a little strange that they all came out during the finale. Especially since […]
RHOBH Recap: Reunion Part 1
Every Wednesday night of this season I’ve been utterly exhausted when it’s time to recap this show. It’s crazy because I’m fine on Thursday nights for RHONY. So tonight I have been drinking coffee with protein shakes just trying to make it to this bitchfest. All the sneak peaks make this reunion look good! So […]
MDLLA Recap: Hollywood Royalty
Look at me trying to get a MDLLA recap up on the night that it airs! Tonight is the season finale, so it was my last shot at being on time. I wonder what will be on Bravo next Tuesday night? Maybe I’ll have Tuesdays off for a couple of weeks? Will we get to […]
MDLLA Recap: Bird Streets, Castles, & Wildfires (Triple Recap)
I got really behind on MDLLA Recaps. I have episode nine and ten on DVR and Nanette sent photos. Nothing taped for me last week and Nanette did not send photos. So was assuming that there were only ten episodes this season. However, wikipedia says there are twelve. So? I’m confused. I’m going do do […]
RHOBH Recap: Denise And Desist
I can’t believe it is already the season finale! Sorry for the late RHOBH recap. I am so far behind on everything right now I can’t seem to get caught up. I feel like I am trying to keep 100 plates spinning and they are all crashing down. It’s exhausting. But I am very excited […]
RHOBH Discussion Post
As it turns out, I couldn’t even do a RHOBH recap if I wanted to Bravo is a blank screen on both TVs. So please talk about the episode here if you would like. And thanks for all the kind words. I’m just very angry right now. And being a total cunt to everyone who […]
RHOBH Weirdass Recap
Sorry, I really love this show but I have a lot going on right now. Please talk among yourselves. or not, here is a RHOBH recap.. Okay took a little cat nap. I honestly don;t even know if it is the same day or a new one. I asked my friend and he was like, […]
MDLLA Recap: 24 Hours Or Else
Is everyone enjoying a lazy Saturday? I know I am. I’m really good at being lazy. So I am going to make this MDLLA recap quick and dirty (I hope). It’s hot so while I can’t get any wine right now, I’m drinking beer. And gaining around a pound a minute. But whatever.
RHOBH Recap: There’s No Place Like Rome
RHOBH is my favorite franchise at the moment and for some reason I just can’t seem to do a RHOBH recap timely. The cheese has slid all the way off my cracker. I am over this whole COVID thing. Our government has let us down. Anyway, let me see what I can do about this. […]
Exclusive RHOBH News & A Big Brother All Stars Announcement
Today is my FAVORITE DAY OF THE YEAR! After much delay and several casting hiccups due to COVID (some people who were asked to be on Big Brother All Stars tested positive while in quarantine) it is finally time for the much awaited premiere. For the new readers, Big Brother is my favorite TV show […]
RHOBH Recap: Roman Rumors
I starting this RHOBH recap about an hour and a half early because my brain is NOT working today. In fact, it hasn’t been for a while. The other night I was making dinner for me and feeding Banjo. When it came time to add the wet food to his bowl, I dumped it all […]
MDLLA Recap: Flagg It Or Bag It
Last night, I had ONE JOB. All I had to do was a MDLLA recap. I was tinkering with an upcoming exclusive but it was more than my brain can handle. So I was all ready to actually get one of these recaps out on the day the show aired. I got Banjo settled and […]
MDLLA Recap: Ze Plane! Ze Plane!
I literally thought I had already done this MDLLA recap, but I have not. I blame Covid brain, and he fact that my DVR is trying to die in this fucking pandemic. So, not time like the present I guess. Maybe Fredrick Eklund will be on. It’s one of those days that we all need […]
RHOBH Dicussion Forum
Sorry y’all but this is going to be a no show for me tonight. It has been very super hot in my house lately. And I am going back to bed. I don’t have much water left an I am just dehydrated and exhausted. I promise to get it together soon. In the meantime.,… leave […]
MDLLA Recap: Storm The Castle
Million Dollar Listing LA not only comes on on a busy night, it is 75 minutes long which makes it difficult for me to recap timely because of other shows. So this may be my lasst MDLLA recap. I’m not getting many views and I feel like you guys are kind of over it. Plus, […]
RHOBH Recap: Black Ties & White Lies
Oh hey! Let’s do another RHOBH recap! It feels like eons have passed and civilizations have crumbled since I last watched this show but it was only last week. If y’all could take an MRI of my brain right now I’d be lucky if you found three functioning brain cells. My brain literally hurts from […]
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