Welcome to all of my new followers! I’m so happy you have found this snarky bunch! So for the new people I live in Atlanta and for that reason know a lot of people in Atlanta and someone just sent me some Biermannn. So let me begin by saying ALLEGEDLY a lot. ALLEGEDLY, Kim and […]
Don’t Be Tardy Recap: Stuck In The Mud With You
Three episodes of Don’t Be Tardy showed up on my DVR tonight. But only one was new so this Don’t Be Tardy recap will be super short. Kim is very upset to find out during a visit with her aunt in Louisville that her father had cancer. She leaves the dinner with them (I thought […]
Don’t Be Tardy Recap: A Very Biermann Bus Trip
Y’all! My Internet was down for ALMOST AN HOUR AND I WAS FORCED TO WASH DISHES! Quelle Horreur! In other news, I was not feeling so great last night and fell asleep before ten and got at least twelve hours of sleep and am feel great today! So before The Great Sleep of 2020, I […]
Exclusive Details! Brielle Biermann Has Yet Another Airport Meltdown
I have been putting off the latest Biermann Bunch drama,specifically with Brielle Biermann, just because I really want them to go away. But since I am the only one with the exclusive details about what happened, I feel obligated to share. In case you missed it, the upcoming season (and yes it is back the […]
EXCLUSIVE: Don’t Be Tardy Filming News
Now there is a title I never thought I’d have to use again. For reasons I really do not understand, Bravo is filming yet another season of Don’t Be Tardy. But the ridiculousness doesn’t end there. Someone genius somewhere decided to try to make the upcoming season of Don’t Be Tardy more like The Simple […]
Real Housewives of Atlanta: All White Never Forget Showdown
I am excited about this episode for many reasons. One of the reasons is that it is the ridiculous White Party episode. Production was trying for some sort of gay theme at the beginning with this White Party and then the upcoming gay California trip (that did not go well). I have a feeling this episode […]
RHOA Films Final All Cast Party
RHOA production has been all over the place. Tomorrow is supposed to be the last scheduled film day so the final party was tonight. It seems like we are ending early, but I’ve know that tomorrow was the official last day of production for several weeks so I suppose this was the plan all along. […]
Kim Biermann Hires Legal Counsel, Refuses To Tape With Nene
The war between Nene Leakes and Kim Biermann roars on today. In case you missed it, Nene was furious after Kim sent all the housewives in Spain a video that Brielle took in one of Nene’s bathrooms that showed several bugs crawling around on the floor. Nene responded by freaking out and calling Kim, and […]
Kim And Kroy Biermann Were On The Real Today
After Kim got kicked off the Barcelona trip, Bravo decided to send her on a press tour for Don’t Be Tardy. Since the last day of the trip to Barcelona Nene and Kim and her vapid daughter have been fighting on social media. I’m still not over the dig took at Brielle about roaches falling […]
Nene Leakes Comes For Kim Biermann On Instagram
It’s midnight and I thought I was going to be able to catch up on some quality television. I have two hours of Queen Sugar that I would LOVE to watch in peace. However, there is late breaking news of some sort of a squabble between Nene and Kim. At about 11 pm Atlanta time, […]
Internet Trolls Send Animal Services To Kim Biermann’s House
In another WTF is wrong with people??? moment, a gaggle of stupid ladies contacted Fulton County Animal Services to report that the Biermann’s dogs are not properly cared for. This is the stupidest news of the day. Kroy and Kim support the local animal shelters through donations and are currently fostering three neglected puppies. The […]
RHOA Filming News: First All Cast Event Is A 50Cynt Party
Last night was the first all cast event of the season. Peach Holders, Nene, Kenya, Cynthia, Sheree, Kandi, and Porsha were at Flourish (and event site) to Celebrate Cynthia’s fiftieth Birthday. I know what you are thinking. Isn’t it Cynthia’s 55th birthday by now? Wasn’t her birthday back in February? Haven’t there been parties on […]
Don’t Be Tardy Filming Wraps In Turks And Caicos
Kim Zolciak Biermann and her brood have been in the Turks and Caicos again filming the finale of Don’t Be Tardy over the past few days. The main story arc for the season has been a strengthening in the relationship between Kim and Kroy as Kroy tries to figure out what his next chapter is. […]
Jacques’ RHOA End Of Season Report Card
By Jacques The ninth season of The Real Housewives of Atlanta finally wrapped last week, and what a season it was. Part four of the reunion was some of the most compelling, high-stakes television I’ve seen in forever – prestige cable dramas be damned. Don’t @ me. Personally, things played out great for me in […]
Real Housewives of Atlanta: Secrets Revealed
I normally go into these “Secrets Revealed” episodes wondering why I am even going to recap this as they almost never reveal any secrets. However, I believe this time there may have been some things added after the reunion was filmed to shed some light on the Phaedra situation. So I am mildly optimistic. I […]
Real Housewives of Atlanta Reunion Part 4: Phaedra’s Last Episode
I am feeling a bit excited about this episode, the last episode for Phaedra Parks. Tonight on Instagram, Kenya Moore asked the question, “If two people rob a bank, is it fair if only one goes to jail?” in reference to Porsha Williams ONCE AGAIN getting away with her crap. I really wish I knew who […]
Real Housewives of Atlanta Reunion Pt 3: Phaedra Phalls Phrom Grace…
This is one of those reunion episodes where I just want to get to the grand finale where Phaedra’s house of cards collapses. Maybe we will get lucky and it will be a slow and painful demise over the entire hour. As an added bonus, it seems a though Porsha will finally realize that she […]
Real Housewives of Atlanta Reunion Part 2: Time For Tears
My ears have been stopped up all day. I wonder if that some sort of unconscious self preservation so save my eardrums from another hour of housewives squawking. We start right back at Porsha screaming at Kandi because she doesn’t believe that Porsha goes to anger management. Porsha thinks she should be celebrated for dealing […]
Kim Biermann’s Son Kash Was Bitten By A Dog
I don't know where to start. The last 14hrs of our lives has been a living nightmare. My sweet @kashbiermann was bit by a dog and had very traumatic injuries. I've never prayed so hard, or been so scared in my life. My husband, our daughters, Kj, Tracey, his nanny, Michael Beck and everyone close […]
Real Housewives of Atlanta Reunion Part 1: Frick and Frack Lie and Lie Some More
I just got in the door from Easter with family and friends and am really late getting started. I think the REAL reason this reunion is four damn episodes long isn’t because is it SUCH A DRAMATIC reunion. I think it is because they wanted something to air on Easter Sunday without any of the […]
Real Housewives Of Atlanta: But A Room Is Not A House And A House Is Not A Home…
It’s the finale of RHOA, and yet there are FIVE MORE EPISODES before it is really over. FIVE! I’m already looking for reasons to call in sick for the next five Sundays. But tonight we get to laugh at the staged Chateau Sheree! Kandi Kandi and Riley need to wrap up the whole Block/Daddy situation. […]
The Biermann’s Are Headed Back To Atlanta, But Not Without Trouble in Germany
Look, I am one of the last surviving Kim Biermann fans. She is one of the few housewives I’ve like from the beginning and stayed with my initial opinion. There are very few woman on these shows that you can’t find fault with. In fact, that seems to be the favorite viewer past time. Kim […]
The Biermanns Make Waves In Turks and Caicos
Kim and Kroy Biermann are back from Turks and Caicos where they spent the past week. However, the did manage to cause a few waves on social media while they were there. There were the usual things involved in every Biermann trip, banana hammocks on Kroy, tiny bikinis on Kim, adorable scenes with KJ and […]
Kim and Kroy Biermann on WWHL
The latest season of Don’t Be Tardy ended on a pretty somber note last night. Kim’s heart problems are no joke and she has a long family history of heart conditions. Because I have lots of heart disease in my family, I could not watch the doctor’s visits. It must be a very scary time […]
Kroy Biermann Has Been Cut By Buffalo Bills
Kroy Biermann has been cut by the Buffalo Bills in a massive cut of 21 players ahead of the Saturday 4 pm deadline to pair their roster back to the required fifty-three players. The Bills cuts reflect a desire to forfeit several veteran players in order to focus on the younger players coming up. The […]
The Bierrman Bunch Is Adjusting To Kroy’s New Assignment To Buffalo
Last Monday, Kroy Biermann officially accepted his new contract with the Buffalo Bills. This week, the seven members of his adorable family are adjusting to life without him. While Kim already misses her husband, she has a lot of ties to Western New York. “Buffalo is like everywhere in my life,” Zolciak-Biermann told […]
Let’s All Go To Our Happy Place
Kim Zolciak Biermann Has Successful Heart Surgery
kimzolciakbiermannMy ❤️ surgery was a success!! I can’t wait to be back on my feet 100%! Glad it’s over! Quite the whirlwind this last month has been…but such a blessing too ? #MyFamilyHasBeenAmazing #TheFalconsHaveBeenSoSupportive #GodIsIncredible #Blessed #Grateful #ThankYouToMyDoctorsAndNurses #AmazingTeam Kim Biermann as been taking hospital selfie lessons from Yolanda Foster or something because she looks […]
Don’t Be Tardy Recap: The Biermann Carnival
This week On Don’t Be Tardy, by some miracle of God Brielle Biermann graduates from high school. Everyone is mystified. Is it possible she got work/study credits for being on the show? Kinda like Sonja’s interns? I don’t believe the price quotes Kim is giving for a party planner. Sorry, Kim. Kroy says he can […]
Don’t Be Tardy Recap: Kim’s Speech
We start this episode of Don’t Be Tardy with Kim calling Brielle,”boobs.” Which might be a little inappropriate if her boobs were not ginormous. Did she get a boob job the second she turned 18? They might be a worthy investment since she is either pretending to be dumb as a post, or really […]
Don’t Be Tardy Recap: Homeward Bound
This week Kim has an appearance at a casino in Connecticut and is excited to go back to the town where she grew up. Kim and Kroy are going together. Kroy asks Slade to put a shelf together while they are gone. Kim’s assistant Gloria and the chef, Tracey are in charge of the kids. What could possibly […]
Kroy Biermann’s Football Game Knocks Kim Biermann’s DWTS Appearance Off Prime Time!
Tonight is the premiere of Dancing With The Stars and once again they are forcing me to watch because another housewife is on the show. Thankfully, I don’t think Kim will last as long as Nene did and I’ll be able to bail soon. For some unknown reason the show comes on at the same […]
Don’t Be Tardy Recap: Ariana Wants To Be Emancipated…
Here’s hoping that the dog penis storyline is minimal on this episode of Don’t Be Tardy because I’m really over it. We start with Arianna complaining about having to watch KJ and Kash. Ariana wants to be emancipated at age 16. It is amusing that she thinks she can afford to support herself the day […]