On Thursday, Bobby Berk from Queer Eye was on the Jenny McCarthy show. When the topic turned to the RHONY, he said one one of the housewives stole from his store, Bobby Berk Home. He says that a housewife came in and asked him to design her new place. Although we do not know the […]
PSA: Kristen Taekman Is Not Filming RHONY
Recently, Bethenny Frankel posted a bunch of hysterical videos on Instagram from a rocking housewives party in The Berkshires. After the party, Bethenny had to head back to the city for an appearance at Lord & Taylor to hawk her SkinnyGirl jeans that are literally selling out everywhere. On the drive back to the city, […]
Real Housewives of New York Recap: Airing Your Dirty Laundry
Tonight’s RHONY episode is entitled, Airing Your Dirty Laundry. This means I will probably be peppering the post with Don Henley lyrics, because now the song is stuck in my head. People love it when you lose. They love dirty laundry. Sonja Grey Gardens has been so misedited this season. Lunann’s living there, no […]
Real Housewives of New York Recap: Tipsying Point
It’s time for another episode of RHONY and I am not sure I have slept since the last one. I am trying to deal with backend problems on the site and I am going to pass out right after this recap. Forgive me if it doesn’t make any sense. Sonja We see Sonja getting […]
Real Housewives of New York Recap: Birthday Bashing
Bethenny Bethenny is obsessed with Brynn. It’s cute. She’s pacing up to go on at trip with Brynn? I don’t think she is allowed to film per Jason’s orders. Okay I am done recapping and this packing scene had absolutely nothing to do with anything at all this episode. I guess they just needed […]
Real Housewives of New York Recap: Finally, An Actual BBQ!
This week on RHONY we are back at the Hamptons where the new Bethenny is the type to throw herself a birthday party. It’s apparently a new Bravo requirement that every season of every franchise must attempt a “BBQ.” Who knows what this one will be like. Bethenny’s house at the Hamptons is so pretty. […]
Real Housewives of New York Recap: The Biggest Boob
We are back in the middle of Bethenny and Ramona being horrible excuses for human beings by publicly attacking Dorinda for her choice of boyfriend. Since last week Bethenny has supposedly blocked DORINDA on Twitter. This is beyond storyline. Jules is out with Dorinda supporting her while she has a cigarette When Dorinda comes back in […]
Real Housewives on New York Recap: “An Intimate Affair”
I really happy to have RHONY back, but already it seems we are going to carry the deadly serious nature of who we choose to like or dislike over from RHOBH to RHONY. Jules (and her husband’s ) less than perfect parenting techniques are already under attack. We already prove once again we don’t […]
Real Housewives of New York Premiere Recap: Start Spreading The News
I am so excited for this season premiere. I am so excited about Tamara Tattles and all the success that you guys have given me. It’s been a very busy week for me not just all the stuff I have been posting but from a business standpoint, so many milestones have happened in April. […]
RHONY First Look & Taglines: “Well, Here We Go Again!”
Ramona’s Tagline: “Like a fine wine, I just get better with time.” (Um , it’s gets better with age.) Ramona is desperately seeking her next husband. And just like Bethenny, her marriage is not officially over. We begin with Luann reading to Sonja about Ramona getting thrown out of a function in NYC on December […]
Here’s The Latest Tea on RHONY: There is Always a Peter!
There is a lot of drama going on in NYC and it all seems to revolve around a guy named Peter Guimaraes. Just like the Peter we have in Atlanta, this Peter also desperately craves an apple of his own and also has several closed restaurants in his past. I believe we first met Peter […]
Confirmed! Julianne Wainstein Filming With RHONY; Plus All the Salary Negotiation Tea
Julianne Wainstein has been spotted filming with her friend Dorinda Medley and Bethenny Frankel for Real Housewives of New York this week in NYC. That’s new RHONY Julianne with her back turned to us to face Bethenny Frankel while they are all pretending to have a bite to eat at Catch NYC. Mostly what is […]
Real Housewives of New York: Secrets Revealed
Sorry, I wasn’t home on Thursday night and I am quite behind on catching up. I pledge never to leave my house again. Truly. I really doubt I missed anything but I am compelled to watch it anyway. Let’s see what happened. We begin with Bethenny ordering a Skinny Girl margarita at a bar. Is […]
Real Housewives of New York Reunion Part 3 Recap: Happy Ending?
It’s time for the final reunion episode of 2015. Once again, I find myself wondering if there is anything left to discuss. Based on the preview it looks like a lot more rehashing of the same old stuff they have run into the ground all season. Sonja is Delusional Andy wants to talk more about […]
Real Housewives of New York Reunion Part 2 Recap: Ramona Tells All
I had no idea this was coming on at 8 pm tonight. In fact I just saw it recording and stopped it because I thought it was a social edition of last week. I was busy watching The Donald Trump Show which is currently airing on every news channel on cable. It’s mesmerizing. The news […]
Reports Indicate Josh Taekman Husband of RHONY’s Kristen Taekman Was Active Member of Ashley Madison!
UPDATE: Josh has issued a lame apology as if spending all that money on the site was just a lark. “I signed up for the site foolishly and ignorantly with a group of friends and I deeply apologize for any embarrassment or pain I have brought to my wife and family. We both look forward […]
Carole Says Talking To Luann Is Like Trying To Reason With a Toddler
Frankly, this Adam kid was pretty much Carole and Luann’s entire storyline this season. Sure Carole picked up some ashes and Luann made some scrambled eggs, but these two butting into each others’ sex lives was pretty much their entire story arc. Carole is dating the help! Luann is screwing married dudes from the bar! […]
Real Housewives of New York Reunion Recap: Part 1
We begin with great news. Heather has agreed to retire the word “holla!” from her vocabulary. Carole is already rolling her eyes at Luann. Apparently, Dorinda got a call from Hillary Clinton’s campaign office or something saying that Hillary is a fan? I’m not really sure as my DVR hiccupped at that particular moment in […]
Bravo Teases RHONY Three Part Reunion
Here is the official Bravo public relations release for the upcoming reunion. Is it just me or does it sound not that interesting? The defining, three-part New York City reunion begins Tuesday, August 18 at 9PM, with some conflicting accounts of how the ladies reacted to the return of Bethenny. Fortunately, as they take a […]
Real Housewives of New York Recap: New Beginnings, My Ass!
It seems odd to me that this season is 19 episodes long. Not 18, 20 or 22 but 19. But tonight is indeed the finale. It’s the day after Sonja’s fashion show. Bethenny and Ramona are all over the NYC gossip sites for fighting on the front row of the fashion show during the long […]
Will This Be The Next Real Housewife of New York?
In today’s, “you’re not going to believe this” tea, Naughty but Nice Rob, one of the most knowledgeable bloggers about the RHONY says that a charming woman named Lora Drasner as been sought after by Bravo for several seasons and finally seems ready to seriously consider the gig for season 8 of RHONY. I’m surprised […]
Real Housewives of New York: Old Habits & Hot Dresses
Oh hey! It’s a glamorous housewives fashion show episode! These always go off with out a hitch! I can hardly wait. Carole Heather and Carole meet at a very crowded bar to catch up on the trip to London. Carole says that it was really great to talk to a fellow widow. Carole had […]
Real Housewives of New York Recap: London Calling
We begin tonight’s episode with Dorinda and Heather checking in to some sort of ginormous penthouse. Wait, that room was just for Carole? It’s like a whole apartment. Where is Dorinda staying? Carole goes by herself to pick up the ashes from the church. Carole is ridiculously nervous and saying silly things to the priest. […]
Real Housewives of New York Recap: Awfully Charitable
For some reason I thought it was Wednesday and I was busy running errands and going to the grocery store and basically wearing myself out. After some chicken wings and blue cheese dressing and a few glasses of sweet tea, I feel revitalized! Just in time to recap tonight’s Real Housewives of New York. […]
Check Out The RHONY Bedazzled Jeans Auction!
The jeans the housewives bedazzled on the last episode are up for auction here! So many interesting things to see. For example, ” Denim + Diamonds was a benefit for the international children’s charity Smile Train, hosted by model and cast member of The Real Housewives of New York City, Kristen Taekman. As seen on TV, […]
Real Housewives of New York Recap
This recap may be a bit slow in getting done. If you haven’t noticed, I’ve kinda jumped on jumped on the crazy train again. But hey, I had a good bout of sanity there for awhile, and I have no doubt it will return in due time. Nobody panic it will all work itself out, […]
Real Housewives of New York Recap: Conch Blocked
YAY! We are back in the Turks and Caicos. Let’s hope this episode is as good as the last one! We are back where we left off with Ramona being a cunt satchel and deciding she wants everyone to go out for lunch after Bethenny has made lunch at the house for them. So very […]
Real Housewives of New York Recap: Sonja Island
Heather’s flat belly is awesome. Ramona and Bethenny sit down to talk about Sonja’s drinking. Things devolve into a conversation about how lonely they all are and how scary the unknown is. Ramona breaks down over Mario. Bethenny who is not a hugger, is already hugging and crying. Ramona goes on and on about how Mario […]
Real Housewives of New York: Room Motherfuckers
It’s time to begin the main trip of the season for Real Housewives of New York as they all head off to Turks and Caicos ! Seven women, one house, one scary island. But first we have to get through Luann’s fashion launch. I am not a fan of the line. What is it with […]
Real Housewives of New York Episode Discussion Forum
EDITED TO ADD: OOPS I AM SO UNPLUGGED I’VE FORGOTTEN MY SCHEDULE. IT’S RHOOC I won’t be recapping tonight. Hang on and I’ll put up a post for that show. THEN back to unplugged. Hey guys, I am going to remain mostly unplugged again tonight and will not be recapping the RHONY RHOOC live at […]
Real Housewives of New York Recap: An Hour of Infomercials
Bethenny The ladies are going to a cupcake party decorating party at a cupcake store. This is Bethenny’s idea. the Skinnygirl versus Ramona’s Pinot starts right away. This is apparently a promotion for the cupcake store, and the women’s booze and yet another opportunity to discuss their vaginas and what they do with them publicly […]
Bethenny Calls Carole a Liar in her RHONY Bravo Blog!
So this week, Bethenny calls her new BFF Carole Radziwill a LIAR. But she still adores her and “simply can’t do” Kristen. Wow, really Bethenny? If Carole had told you Kristen said you were dumb and didn”t hold the trademark on SkinnyGirl you would not have confronted her? Bits from Bethenny’s blog. Now to Kristen. I […]
Real Housewives of New York Recap: Pop of Color
We are back at the birthday party for Dorinda where Heather and Bethenny have both burst into tears after an argument. And just as suddenly as the tears came Bethenny has suddenly decided she wants to give Heather a hug. So they hug it out. Do you think Bethenny realized she was looking like a […]