Three episodes of Don’t Be Tardy showed up on my DVR tonight. But only one was new so this Don’t Be Tardy recap will be super short. Kim is very upset to find out during a visit with her aunt in Louisville that her father had cancer. She leaves the dinner with them (I thought […]
Don’t Be Tardy Recap: A Very Biermann Bus Trip
Y’all! My Internet was down for ALMOST AN HOUR AND I WAS FORCED TO WASH DISHES! Quelle Horreur! In other news, I was not feeling so great last night and fell asleep before ten and got at least twelve hours of sleep and am feel great today! So before The Great Sleep of 2020, I […]
Exclusive Details! Brielle Biermann Has Yet Another Airport Meltdown
I have been putting off the latest Biermann Bunch drama,specifically with Brielle Biermann, just because I really want them to go away. But since I am the only one with the exclusive details about what happened, I feel obligated to share. In case you missed it, the upcoming season (and yes it is back the […]
EXCLUSIVE: Don’t Be Tardy Filming News
Now there is a title I never thought I’d have to use again. For reasons I really do not understand, Bravo is filming yet another season of Don’t Be Tardy. But the ridiculousness doesn’t end there. Someone genius somewhere decided to try to make the upcoming season of Don’t Be Tardy more like The Simple […]
Don’t Be Tardy Filming Wraps In Turks And Caicos
Kim Zolciak Biermann and her brood have been in the Turks and Caicos again filming the finale of Don’t Be Tardy over the past few days. The main story arc for the season has been a strengthening in the relationship between Kim and Kroy as Kroy tries to figure out what his next chapter is. […]
Let’s All Go To Our Happy Place
Don’t Be Tardy Recap: The Biermann Carnival
This week On Don’t Be Tardy, by some miracle of God Brielle Biermann graduates from high school. Everyone is mystified. Is it possible she got work/study credits for being on the show? Kinda like Sonja’s interns? I don’t believe the price quotes Kim is giving for a party planner. Sorry, Kim. Kroy says he can […]
Don’t Be Tardy Recap: Kim’s Speech
We start this episode of Don’t Be Tardy with Kim calling Brielle,”boobs.” Which might be a little inappropriate if her boobs were not ginormous. Did she get a boob job the second she turned 18? They might be a worthy investment since she is either pretending to be dumb as a post, or really […]
Don’t Be Tardy Recap: Homeward Bound
This week Kim has an appearance at a casino in Connecticut and is excited to go back to the town where she grew up. Kim and Kroy are going together. Kroy asks Slade to put a shelf together while they are gone. Kim’s assistant Gloria and the chef, Tracey are in charge of the kids. What could possibly […]
Don’t Be Tardy Recap: Ariana Wants To Be Emancipated…
Here’s hoping that the dog penis storyline is minimal on this episode of Don’t Be Tardy because I’m really over it. We start with Arianna complaining about having to watch KJ and Kash. Ariana wants to be emancipated at age 16. It is amusing that she thinks she can afford to support herself the day […]
Don’t Be Tardy Recap: Destin-ation Unknown
I’m not quite over seeing little Kane’s split open head earlier this week. Click here if you missed that. But I am excited for tonight’s episode of Don’t Be Tardy because we have cute babies and the beach in Destin! Let’s see how long this five hour trip takes them this year. Last year the […]
Don’t Be Tardy Recap: 18 and Out!
Am I the only one who wonders what Kim and Kroys parent think about when Don’t Be Tardy? Shouldn’t they want to see their grandkids? Especially Kroy’s parents. I can sort of understand Kim’s parents not being allowed to visit, but I would think Kroy’s mama would be dying to squeeze those babies. This episode […]
Don’t Be Tardy Season Four Premiere Recap: Dumb and Dumber
It’s time for me to check out the season premiere of Don’t Be Tardy season four! Also known as the season that Kim is not pregnant or breastfeeding! I can’t wait to see how all six of her spawn are doing. I love this show! OMG look how big Kaia is! I haven’t been keeping […]
SPOTTED! Kim Biermann Filming Don’t Be Tardy! She’s Unrecognizable!
One of Tamara Tattles’ Atlanta spies spotted Kim Bierman filming for Don’t Be Tardy on Friday! Check out all the awesome details! Hello Tamara, Long time lurker on your website. Last Friday @ 4:30pm I wandered into Scottsdale Farms in Milton GA, and caught Bravo filming scenes for upcoming season of Don’t be Tardy. I […]
Don’t Be Tardy For the Boob Job!
Kim and Kroy are in Miami to go see Lisa Hochstein’s husband, the boob god. Is that because there is no comparable surgeon in Atlanta? Probably not. More like another Bravo trade-out for publicity that the Biermann’s benefit from. These people know how to work the free comps. Jesus Christ, Kroy is Facetiming with the […]
Don’t Be Tardy Double Recap
Kim gets a ton of Fed Ex deliveries but is dismayed to discover it is all camping stuff for Kroy. Kroy is forcing the family to go on a camping trip. Kim thinks that taking kids camping is not safe. Does she think a dingo might take her baby? But before in camping trip, you […]
Don’t Be Tardy: I Lan A Man
Forgive my while I take this 30 minute fun break from all the drama. I would first like to point out that Kim Biermann doesn’t know what nipples are. In the flashback to previous episodes part of the intro, Kim is tell her friend Jenn that her nipples are really going to get big, like […]
Kim Biermann Catch Up Post: WWHL and Don’t Be Tardy Recap
On WWHL Nene texts Kim to tell her she has the same dress that Kim is wearing on the show. Andy points out that Kim now has two giant watermelons on her chest and comments on her new boobs. Kim says he will have to watch the show. Um, no, no we won’t Einstein. You […]
Don’t Be Tardy For Spring Break !
Before they are even in the car they are setting the scene for Brielle to get into trouble in the Escalade during spring break. Is it mean or does this scene scream reshoot? They are taking an RV and the escalade down to Destin, Florida. All of Brielle’s friends will be there. Kim says they […]
Don’t Be Tardy Recap: Making The Cut
What is Sweetie’s job exactly? Nanny? Chef? Personal assistant? Kim is going to the doctor because she is having cramps. In white pants. I’m just saying. Why does Kroy have dip in his mouth at the doctor’s office? The Dr. says she is fine. Arianna is in love with the pool boy. He has a […]
What Were the Real Housewives Up to Today?
Teresa and Gia are having a beach day.
Don’t Be Tardy… Recap: Rough and Tumble Boys
We begin with the whole family playing outside. Both Kash and KJ fall out of their kid mobiles and Brielle is complaining that she has to drive a Honda to school. Oh the cars I got to drive if I was lucky back in the day. A 20 year old Plymouth Duster with a leather […]
Don’t Be Tardy Is Back! Afterbirth: It’s What’s For Dinner!
I really hate half hour shows, they fuck up the schedule for everything. So I am just now getting to the Don’t Be Tardy Season premiere. We finally get to see Kim and Kroy living in their new house and it is beautiful. It’s time for Kim to head to the hospital and spit out […]
Kim Biermann’s Life Just Got a Bit More Complicated!
We all thought the WWHL episode with Kim Biermann and that crazy broke bitch that likes to drag folks into court was awkward, and now we know one of the reasons why. The day before the show, Kim’s third child, the adorable two and a half year old KJ managed to break a bone! It […]