By Tamara Tattles It’s been a super busy week at the offices of Tamara Tattles, and not in the fun way. I love a busy news week, but hate a busy week working on the boring, technical, tedious site crap. It’s been a week of putting out fires. So for those reasons there was a […]
Real Housewives of New Jersey: From Turkey With Love
I recently saw a few interviews from Jackie where she says she wants the show to move along a few episodes to get the heat off her back. She said that the article was complimentary (and it actually was if you read it) and that there are many more things to be distressed about in […]
Real Housewives of New Jersey: Communion and Confession
I keep trying to make it through this episode, and have failed on multiple occasions. Yet I persist. I’m done with Dolores. She is no better than Frank. Trust me on this they are both shady people. I wish Melissa and Jackie were the whole show. I like their dynamic. Melissa hints to Jackie that […]
Real Housewives of New Jersey: Bridezilla of Bimini
Atlanta is not the only franchise with a drop in ratings. New Jersey is barely holding on to a million viewers a week with ratings ranging from .92 to 1.18. I think viewers are finally getting bored with #FelonsByBravo. Tonight, before the wedding even happens, it will become very obvious that this marriage is doomed. […]
Real Housewives of New Jersey: Brunch Gone Bad
Y’all, I am kind of brain-dead tonight. I got some really good news today and yesterday when gliding through Kroger there was a pyramid of champagne on sale so I grabbed a bottle. I drank the entire bottle today from a VERY expensive glass. Then, I um took a nap, and just now woke up […]
Real Housewives Of New Jersey: Last Fling Before The Ring
It’s time to head back to Jersey. No matter how much Andy Cohen says he loves this season, I know it was hatcheted to death during post-production and it was mostly Danielle’s fault. Tonight, Margaret and Teresa and Melissa are planning Danielle’s bachelorette party. This requires shopping for penis straws and anal plugs. Teresa still […]
Real Housewives of New Jersey: Turkish Delights
We start this week with Jennifer and Teresa at a trampoline class. Jennifer is a bit self-conscious doing a class with Melissa and her prison body on steroids. It would be easy to make fun of Jennifer’s uncoordinated efforts here, but it would also be hypocritical as my fat ass would have fallen off that […]
Real Housewives of New Jersey: Housewives & Heifers
Tonight, according to the synopsis, there will continue to be no mention of the felon by Bravo who is currently in prison and waiting to be deported. In real time, Teresa and Joe have been spending time with Nono in the hospital. It’s unclear if he is still in there but Teresa took the girls […]
Real Housewives of New Jersey: The Jersey Breakfast Club
On Melissa’s promotional social media tonight, she said that this episode was really hard to watch. Nono has been in the hospital for weeks and Joe and Teresa have both been there every day. Melissa was there with her kids. The family is all rallying for Nono. Melissa feels badly about some of the things […]
Real Housewives of New Jersey: Easter Egg Wives Hunt
I literally forgot this show was airing until I was sent photos today. Then I could remember if this was the first episode. Then I had the horrible flashback to the geriatric vaginal rejuvenation. Yep, it back and the Jersey kids have a snow day in March! Heck we are planting tomatoes in March down […]
Real Housewives of New Jersey: Wives and Misdemeanors
Yay! It is time for another season of Felons by Bravo. And this season some more felons and felon adjacents come out. This is hardly a distraction from politics anymore. It’s just Mob Wives Jr. First we set the stage for the fights between Melissa and Teresa that are mostly amped up for the show […]
Real Housewives of New Jersey: Reunion Secrets Revealed
Tonight is well and truly the last time we have to see Siggy Flicker on this show. That’s the good news. The bad news is we have one more hour of the rest of them. I don’t feel like they are going to reveal any good secrets tonight, but will recap it for you nonetheless […]
Real Housewives of New Jersey Reunion Part 2 (2018)
Thank the baby Jesus this season is over. Well there will be one more “unseen footage” episode but really, after the hacked up this ridiculous season, how can there be anything decent on the cutting room floor? I’ve had an exhausting day and my laptop keyboard needs a replacement or something so this is going […]
2018 Real Housewives of New Jersey Reunion Part 1
I am telling you now I am not going to transcribe Siggy Flicker saying the same damn things over and over tonight. I’m irritated with her already and the show hasn’t even started yet. Teresa oddly begs Andy for compliments and then randomly says she wants to make out with him. Andy reminds of for […]
Can We Survive Three More Episodes of RHONJ?
While I could not fathom how they could get more than a one episode reunion out of this season considering all the stuff they are not going to show between Margaret and Siggy, somehow production has managed to come up with two episodes. Oh Joy. Andy Cohen is telling anyone who will listen that pre-prison […]
Real Housewives of New Jersey: Prisons, Proposals And Parties
Siggy Flicker is the reason I literally dread these recaps. There are so many better things we could be watching. Thankfully, we only have to get through this episode and the reunion. Please God let the reunion only be one episode. It’s so bad they don’t even bother giving us decent previews to pull pictures […]
Real Housewives of New Jersey: Ain’t No Misbehaving
I’m so ready for this ridiculous season to be over. Melissa and Joe’s fake fighting over the pizza place is just ridiculous. Joe and Teresa bought the restaurant together. Melissa has her own business. But we have to hear the retelling of the stupidity that comes out of Siggy’s mouth over and over. Teresa does […]
Real Housewives of New Jersey: Fauxpology
Tonight, I expect to see more of Siggy’s oddball behavior and unrighteous indignation, in Milan. In real time, Margaret gave an interview this week and said that she had to notify the police that Siggy and PETA trolls were sending her death threats. Apparently, Margaret has a stuffed black bear in her house so Siggy […]
Real Houswives of New Jersey: Meltdown In Milan
Tonight we finally go to Milan where things got really heated. Dolores and Siggy are an island unto themselves at this point. It seems that Teresa and Melissa and are finally locked in as an impenetrable duo. We already know that the whole crew makes such a scene that they get thrown out of a […]
Real Housewives Of New Jersey: When Chairs Fly
I apologize in advance for this recap. Y’all, just when I thought I was over this cold it just. keeps. on. coming. back. It’s all I can to keep a fucking airway open. I can’t eat because I can’t taste food and the consistency of everything I normally like makes me gag. I’m currently breathing […]
Real Housewives of New Jersey: Walking On Broken Glass
I totally forgot this show was on. This isn’t that unusual for me, but now I realize it is because it has been two weeks since the last episode. Checking that link to refresh my memory, I see we left off at Siggy’s retreat. Let’s remember that Siggy set up this retreat because she thinks […]
Real Housewives of New Jersey: A Retreat To Remember
It’s time for the hysterical, hormonal, housewives of New Jersey to brawl again. And we are going on one of Siggy’s stupid retreats. What could possibly go wrong with that? Margaret and her hubby go shopping for wallpaper and she cries over not seeing her stepkids. Apparently they are kids from her first husband’s previous […]
Real Housewives of New Jersey: Growing Up Jersey
Ladies and Gentlemen, on tonight’s episode, Siggy will get the hormonal butt pellets. I was afraid to do any hormone stuff during The Crazy because I smoke, and the hormones supposedly contribute significantly to increased rates of cancer. Sadly, Siggy is still batshit crazy and has been kind of insane on Twitter lately. Not to […]
Real Housewives of New Jersey: Siggy’s Not Over It
Ladies and Gentlemen, please take out a sharpie and mark your calendars. Tonight I am feeling emotionally well, I’m relatively sane, and completely sober for now. I’m ready to recap the gals from New Jersey. In case you missed it, I wrote a post about Danielle being sued today. I love Margaret’s house. It’s not […]
RHONJ Got Thrown Out Of Restaurant While On Milan Trip
Every time a cast of Bravo housewives heads to a foreign country, it’s only a matter of time until they publicly embarrass themselves. In Milan, it didn’t take long for the RHONJ to have a very public display of stupidity in Italy. From the looks of social media, everyone seemed to be avoiding each other. […]
Real Housewives of New Jersey: The Public Shaming Of Melissa
Well, the title of this episode sure sounds promising. Nothing seems to excite y’all more than a good public shaming. Kim D was doing some press this week until Bravo had it all pulled, and in that press she was talking about how she groomed Teresa for prison and helped her prepare to serve her […]
Real Housewives Of New Jersey: The Apology
The first few episodes of this season seemed really chopped up. I think the reason for that is that there was so much drama at the end of filming, they decided to cut out a lot of the initial scenes. Italy will probably be three episodes and the Kim D Posche Fashion Show will be […]
Real Housewives Of New Jersey: Let Them Eat Cake
This is only episode two of this season and tonight battle lines will be drawn that will remain in place for the rest of the season. Siggy is FURIOUS that Teresa tossed the birthday cake. Even though the whole cake throwing nonsense has become a staple of all the Bravo shows. Especially, Shahs where no […]
Real Housewives Of New Jersey: Shady Beach
We start off right away with Teresa getting the call that her mother was not going to make it. Then we get film from the funeral. And Gia’s eulogy. Then we skip a month ahead to Teresa adjusting to life with Joe in prison and her mother passing away. Joe has lost a lot of […]
Real Housewives of New Jersey Taglines Are Out
Dolores Catania: “Look loyalty up in the dictionary and you’ll find my face.” It should be photo, not face. Dolores’ loyalty to Kim D. this season gets her in a lot of hot water. Melissa Gorga: “The only life I envy is my own.” Seems to foreshadow more stupid Envy hats. What is up the […]
Siggy Flicker Says She Was Bullied For The Entire Upcoming Season of #RHONJ
The fine folks over at Andy’s Girls Podcast sent me some intriguing quotes from their recent podcast with Siggy Flicker. I never have time to listen to podcasts mostly because I am addicted to the television, but this looks like something y’all might be interested in. Siggy, as we know is never at a loss […]
Danielle Staub Fans Are Furious She Is Not A Full-Time Housewife On #RHONJ
The trailer for RHONJ came out today as well as the news that Danielle Staub is not a full-time housewife. Here is the season synopsis. This season on “The Real Housewives of New Jersey,” the women are faced with new trials and tribulations that test their close-knit friendships. In the midst of their newfound familial […]
Real Housewives of New Jersey Are Filming Their Finale Tonight!
Give my #makeup girl some love @alexamakeupnj it's not over til it's over A post shared by Danielle Staub (@danielle_staub) on May 24, 2017 at 3:41pm PDT It’s time for the Real Housewives of New Jersey to film the finale. I hear there are a lot of people on the outs. A LOT went down […]