With Abby on a two-week European Tour,Laurieann Gibson comes in to teach the girls choreography for this week’s competition. Laurieann is annoying. The dance moms like her. Then she lays into Kendell about being lazy. Chloe is going to dance with Marietta Dance Company, a big rival of ALDC in this competition. Chloe is a bit […]
Dance Moms Finale Parts 1&2
With Abby Lee’s sentencing expected to happen this Friday, it seems they decided to push out both parts of the two part finale of Dance Moms last night. We begin back in Pittsburgh. It’s kind of sad for everyone since the ALDC Pittsburgh no longer exists. The studio has been rented out to another dance […]
Dance Moms: Breathless in Denver
The last time we left Abby Lee, the group dance got a perfect score, yet the new girl was still excused from the team. This week the girls are headed to Denver. Kalani will be doing a solo in the senior division for the first time. Kendall and Nia also get a solos. Nia was […]
Dance Moms: Battle of The Blondes
As usual, Abby’s pyramid is fairly nonsensical. Lili is on the top, which makes sense. We find out today that Lili rarely speaks, even in confessional. Lili and Brynn both have solos. Abby indicates that there may be a third to be added later. The group dance is about polygamy. Because, of course. The minis […]
UDATED WITH ABBY REPORT! 1/20 Dance Moms: ALDC Ain’t Dead Yet
This week in real time, things are getting real for Abby Lee Miller. Tomorrow is her sentencing hearing. There is actually a second sentencing hearing on February 24th. Perhaps the judge will hear arguments and then rule in February. This feels like it has been going on forever. Most recent the hold up has […]
Dance Moms: The Fresno Curse
I get the feeling that Maesi was not someone who Abby chose to be on the show. She certainly has some sort of vendetta against Maesi’s mom. Nia was on top of the pyramid this week which is a minor miracle. Abby is generally reluctant to give Nia her due. There are three duets and […]
Dance Moms Season Finale Recap: Everyone’s Replaceable!
We begin with Mrs. Miller dying. For women, the loss of a mother is one of the most difficult experiences in life. It focuses your understanding on the finite nature of life and makes you reevaluate your priorities. And Abby’s priority is sucking the life force out of her dancers and belittling them at pyramid. […]
Dance Moms Recap: Mama Drama
It’s time for another episode of Dance Moms. I’m sorry, but I really am going to need for Mrs. Miller to die on this episode. I think it is fine to acknowledge her passing on the show as she was a part of Dance Moms. However, I simply can’t deal with the play by play […]
Dance Moms Recap: No Bollywood For Nia?
Before I start blogging I try to do the tagging and the categories (seen below each post, that y’all probably don’t ever even use) because once the blog is done I am so ready to just get it up. As I was doing that now I notice the tag for Thalia. Remember how they did […]
Dance Moms Recap: It Was Fucking Stupid.
It’s once again time for Pyramid after that debacle with the drag queen routine last week. I still cannot believe that dance won. I fully expect to see Mackenzie at the top of the pyramid where Peyton should be. Oh wait, Abby is announcing the permanent replacements for Brooke and Paige. Kalani and Peyton are […]
Dance Moms Recap: It’s a Maddie, Maddie, Maddie World
First of all the Choreographer’s Cut stuff is ruining my ability to DVR actual new episodes, my Tuesday night does not have the room for two hours of Lifetime! Also, we are a full four minutes in to the recording and the show is just now starting after 3 different Next Week…Previously on..Coming Up on.. […]
Dance Moms Catch-up And Discussion
I haven’t posted about Dance Moms in a while, and I’m not sure I have a whole lot to say about the show now, but I thought y’all might have some thoughts to share. Kalani seems like a level headed girl who knows how to play Abby’s game. She just needs to keep performing well […]
Dance Moms Recap: Hold On To Your Weave!
On this week’s Dance Mom’s Abby Lee is in LA with McKenzie so that she can release her first single. Which would make sense if Abby was a manager and McKenzie could sing. But let us put all of that aside and see how things go. Poor thing. Perhaps a lot of autotune will help. […]
Dance Moms Recap: Wingman Down
We begin with Abby Lee Miller letting us know that Kelly Hyland and her daughters Paige and Brooke are out of the company. Abby doesn’t seem to think she has any responsibility for that went down in NYC. Despite Abby Lee still pressing charges against Hyland, last I heard so far nothing had happened other […]
The Dance Moms Episode We Have All Been Waiting For! (Recap)
UPDATE: Kelly is suing Abby for and production for 5 million Story on TMZ. (sorry I am too tired to do an interpretative dance explaining the issues with the TMZ story. Just go to the link. ) It’s finally time for the Dance Moms episode we have all been waiting for! It’s the trip […]
UPDATED! Dance Moms Recap: Break a Leg!
Leslie comes back with Peyton and Abby has a decent conversation with her. Jill arrives with a gift of silver hoop earrings for Abby to blunt the effects of Kendall getting fifth place with her solo last week. All the moms are nervous about going to Orlando for Open Calls. Abby is taking Maddie and […]
Dance Moms Recap: Number Two Tries Harder
Time for Dance Moms! The girls are going to Ohio. Which means more drama with the Apple Cores. OMG at Peyton’s abs. You could do your laundry on them. She is in great shape. She is still to tall to be with this group. Abby is furious that the girls got third place last week. […]
Dance Moms Returns For New Season
Apparently, Dance Moms is doing a reunion before the new season airs. That’s rather weird. It also amazes me how much these girl grow up in between seasons! Also, the makeup on the girls and the mothers is miles above the housewives of anywhere on their reunion shows. Mackenzie is apparently giving makeup tips on YouTube, […]