Oh yay! It’s time for one last RHOP recap. While I have come to really like this franchise, I despise these reunions. For the love of God, can we just get off the topic of Michael Darby’s sexuality? NOE. NOE WE CAN NOT APPARENTLY. First, we talk about everyone sex lives. Why? Why is this […]
RHOP Recap: Reunion Part 2
I’m falling a bit behind on my recaps this week. I’m going to try to knock out a quick RHOP recap of part two of the reunion. I think it is going to be mostly about Michael and I am so sick of this storyline. There really isn’t much to say other than no charges […]
RHOP Recap: The RHOP Reunion Part 1
First of all, apologies for forgetting to do the RHOP recap of the finale. It’s the end of the BB21 season and I got lost in feed watching and it slipped my mind until I went to pull photos for this. Nevertheless, tonight I shall persist in recapping the reunion. I love the all white […]
RHOP Recap: Unanswered Questions…
So I was catching up on the hurricane situation on CNN when all of the sudden the channel over to Bravo. Apparently, there is a new episode of RHOP airing right now. I have no idea why. But it looks like starting a week from Sunday the show will finish out on Sundays. So I […]
RHOP Recap: Trouble In Paradise
Tonight’s RHOP recap will focus a lot on Katie. It seems that people are starting to realize she is going through a lot, and are going to be kinder toward her. That’s a novel concept for a housewives show. I have a feeling things get worse for Katie before the season ends though since she […]
RHOP Recap: Too Crazy To Be A Housewife?
Off to a late start on this #RHOP recap because at the last minute, a computer glitch shutdown my laptop unexpectedly, and erased all of my grunt work. But I am quickly back on track and ready to go to the Cayman Islands with this crew! Before we even get to the island, Ashley is […]
RHOP Recap: Open House And Closed Doors
It’s time for triple recap Sunday! I am so far behind getting started so let’s get straight to the first one, the RHOP Recap! Ashley is about to attempt to reunite with her father. She is in my neck of the woods in northern suburbs of the ATL. First of all, why is she doing […]
RHOP Recap: Opening Old Wounds
Based on the previews, this RHOP Recap may not be all that interesting. I’m not even going to pretend to recap Candiace looking at a $2.5 million dollar home. In other news, my cable service crapped out just before this episode started and the DVR is all kinds of messed up. We start with Gizelle […]
RHOP Recap: Good Will Hunting
Well, Sunday Funday and the last weekend of July has come to an end. It’s time for Sunday night’s triple recap night. Which begins of course with the RHOP Recap. Tonight, it turns out that despite being at a large party, absolutely no one saw the butt grab. It was not captured on security cameras […]
RHOP Recap: Can I Get A Witness?
From the looks of things, this will be another RHOP Recap where the ladies make a big deal out of nothing regarding the Michael Darby allegations. Once more with feeling, the first news reports on this subject were blatantly wrong. Yet they went viral. When the story began to unravel, there was not nearly as […]
RHOP Recap: Showdown At The Hoedown
Who is ready for a hoedown? On tonight’s RHOP Recap, that’s going to be the main event. And these hoes are going to try to take each other down. Let’s hope someone takes down Candiace. Krazy Katie is hosting the hoedown! But first, Robyn let’s Gizelle know that penisgate is all her fault. They should […]
RHOP Recap: Days of Our Knives
I don’t know what happened to me last night, I just totally ignored all of my recapping duties and now I am super behind. Let’s get on with last night’s RHOP Recap. We start where we left off last week with Candiace swinging a butter knife at Ashley. Candiace’s husband has to stop cooking and […]
RHOP Recap: Sex Lies And Butter Knives
After Bravo taking a week off from new shows last Sunday I had forgotten about this show. Has the RHOP Recap always been on Sunday? Just when I thought they fixed the schedule so I didn’t have back to back recaps, now I have them again. But it’s a good night for them, it gives […]
RHOP Recap: Salty Behavior
From the look of the previews, this RHOP recap is going to be weird. Very weird. Also, I think this is the episode with the party where the cameraman filed charges on Micheal Darby for “touching his butt.” Monique is throwing herself a baby shower it seems. But not just any baby shower, it’s also […]
RHOP Recap: Boundaries, Bayous and Beignets
Okay. Let’s do this. I haven’t eaten and a couple of days and am living on anxiety and this weird merlot kombucha thing I drink. So I am warning you now this is a more drunken recap than usual so fuck the (grammar and spelling) police in advance. I am kind of excited about this […]
RHOP Recap: The Big Easy Showdown
I wanted to watch last week’s episode that I basically missed but It seems I deleted it. This episode looks depressing which is the last thing I need at the moment. I can be severely depressed all by myself. So this may be a RHOP Recap, or it made be more of a RHOP discussion […]
RHOP Recap: Hot Mike
In tonight’s RHOP Recap, we welcome back Katie Rost. There are few people on these franchises that have some emotional issues. But Katie Rost is full blown crazy. Oh God. I think this might be the episode that caused Michael Darby so many problems. But first, the episode start’s with Ashley’s mother dropping by for […]
RHOP Recap: Here Comes The Bride
Right after we saw Porsha have her baby, we get to see Candiace walk down the aisle on this RHOP Recap. From the looks of the previews, it’s a quite dramatic episode. I’m not a fan of Candiace. Not just because of the way her name is spelled, but because of THIS. So lets get […]
RHOP Recap: That’s The Way The Cookie Crumbles
I’m not sure I am ready for a RHOP Recap! I am quite sure I don’t remember any of RHOP’s names! But I shall try my best! As it turns out, RHOP didn’t tape due to Game of Thrones and American Idol! So It’s going to have to wait until tomorrow. So, it’s tomorrow and […]
Weekend Update: All The Stuff I Didn’t Mention This Week
90 Day Fiancé Ashley Martson and Jay Smith from 90 Day Fiancé have had the Instagram crowd fired up lately. These two are scammers but not in the way you might think. First of all, they are now claiming they were always together. The stories about who cheated change from: Option 1, Jay never cheated […]
The Real Housewives of Potomac: Mother Knows Best
By Guest Contributor Becky J. Tonight’s RHOP should have been called “Bring the Drama and Your Mama” but nobody asked me. It was actually my favorite episode of the season thus far. Gizelle’s mom is visiting from Houston and there’s a convoluted backstory about how Gizelle’s mom and her (kindof) boyfriend Kevin are great friends. […]
Real Housewives of Potomac: Hold Your Horses
By Guest Contributor Becky J. Editor’s Note: Apologies to Becky for the delay in getting this up. I was paying the tax men and having multiple panic attacks and such. Also, please click the link in her tagline and follow her on Twitter. She’s funny AF! And you get to see how pretty she is. […]
Real Housewives of Potomac: All Tea, All Shade
By Guest Contributor Becky J. I’m late for the #RHOP party this week because I’ve been on vacation. I’m embarrassed to admit that coming home to my recliner and loaded DVR is almost as much fun as my trip. I needed that aromatherapy massage to face the first scene of Gizelle curling her dirty hair. […]
The Real Housewives of Potomac: Don’t Let the Zip Code Fool Ya
By Guest Contributor Becky J. I told myself I was never watching the Real Housewives of Potomac again after last season, but I lied. My name is Becky and I’m a Bravoholic. This means I keep watching despite the fact a show isn’t really giving me that good TV buzz anymore. Even after I have […]
Are Y’all Still Watching Real Housewives of Potomac?
I just could not get into the Real Housewives of Potomac. I just can’t stand people sitting around discussing who is black and who isn’t. The black Bill Gates this, she’s multiracial that. This is how white people are this is how black people are. And then the constant discussion of etiquette. People with manners […]
Real Housewives of Potomac Recap: “B.Y.O.M: Bring Your Own Man”
by Guest Contributor Ben C. Some of you are wondering if I’ve died, if I’ve been faking an illness, or if I’ve been hanging out at Danbury undercover. Will I refuse to show my medical records? Will I sit with T.T. at lunch and force her to take my medical records in a mysterious manila […]
The Real Housewives of Potomac – Season 1 Episode 3 Recap: How Whiskey Won the War
By Guest Contributor Ben C. I wasn’t sure if I’d be able to make it through the episode this week without breaking the television set, but somehow I managed. I’d say this episode was slightly less annoying than the previous two. Notice I said ‘slightly.’ I’m staying hopeful, and keeping my fingers crossed. As Tyra […]
Real Housewives of Potomac Recap: The Blacker The Berry…
Ben C. Contributing Writer I’M BACK!!! The past week has got me feeling like Teresa Guidice pre-release. No wifi + a broken phone = basically prison. Sans the orange jumpsuit and mugshot on TMZ. BUT STILL, it was rough you guys. Thanks to queen T.T. for understanding and stepping back in. We’re on the second […]
Real Housewives of Potomac Recap: Like Crabs in A Bucket
by Guest Contributor Ben C. It’s here! The first ladies of Potomac have descended upon us. I am totally buying into the hype. Am I alone in this? My body is ready. Three bottles of Andre champagne, one plastic champagne flute, and a pink bedsheet pinned into a dress. I can be a real housewife […]
Real Housewives of Potomac Taglines. Bios, and Pre-Show Thoughts
Guest Contributor Ben C. They’re heeere!! We’ve been #blessed with not one, but TWO new Real Housewives franchises this year and the Potomac ladies are first up to bat! Since the series premiere of #RHOP airs tomorrow night, right after #RHOA and the return of NeNe Leakes, I’m kicking it off with the recently-released #RHOP taglines, which […]
Meet the New Housewives of Potomac
We are finally getting our Real Housewives of Washington D.C. back. I’ve been hearing about filming going on since March and the location and the titles have changed a lot. First we were told that they were filming in Prince George County but now apparently the story is they live in Potomac. That’s interesting. Bravo is […]