Of course I feel better on a day where there is nothing to recap. OF COURSE I DO. GRRR. But, it’s wedding season and we have lots of them going on. So let’s talk about that. Vanderpump Rules Drama Scheana Shay is marrying her baby daddy (God I hate that term), Brock Davies this month […]
Vanderpump Rules Recap: Reunion Part Two
I’m going to try and focus on a decent Vanderpump Rules Recap for tonight’s final reunion episode. I’m still a bit out of it. It’s a bit odd that they are putting the reunion out on two consecutive nights. I am wondering what bravo show airs on your know, whatever day this is, normally. 🙂 […]
Vanderpump Rules Reunion: Why?
Here we go the Vanderpump Rules recap of the part one Reunion. I fell asleep watching RHONJ season one and just now woke up. I was literally trying to skip this day all together. Alas, I am awake and will do my best with the reunion of this ridiculous show. I fully expect this to […]
Vanderpump Rules Recap: Engagement Party Crashers
It’s the final regular season Vanderpump Rules recap and it looks like it will be action packed. Something you may not know about writing recaps is I have to write a “meta description” for each episode. It’s very short and it shows up as a show description on search engine searches (like Google). I usually […]
Vanderpump Rules Recap: Between A Brock And A Hard Place
Before we get to tonight’s Vanderpump Rules recap that includes James and Raquel’s engagement party, if you missed the recap of Scheana Shay interview with Raquel about why she dumped James, you can read that here. It’s going to be weird witnessing a fancy engagement party for a wedding that will never happen. In other […]
Vanderpump Rules Recap: UnProgress Party
I’ve been up since 3a.m. because I fell asleep around this time (6 p.m.) last night and slept for 9 hours.). I kept meaning to take a nap this morning but never got around to it. So, once again I am concerned I might sleep through this Vanderpump Rules Recap. I really, really want to […]
Vanderpump Rules Recap: Best Friends For Never
It’s time for another Vanderpump Rules recap and once again Andy Cohen has tacked his ratchet little show, on to the end messing up a VERY complicated DVR situation. So I will have to recap from the bedroom and miss The Voice finale live. SO NO SPOILERS for The Voice, or the Bachelorette either. It’s […]
Vanderpump Rules Recap: Sexy Unique Feet
It’s 7:30 pm and I have been fighting the urge to go to bed for hours. And I didn’t get up until almost 4pm. Why am I so exhausted? Lord knows I am not moving. Writing a Vanderpump Rules recap seems like a Herculean effort. Why? I have my dream job of sitting on a […]
Vanderpump Rules Recap: It’s A Mad, Mad, Pool Party
It is time for another Vanderpump Rules recap. But is anyone actually still watching this show? It gets slightly more views than Winter House and less than half as much as Below Deck. So… I guess on that note we’ll get started. We begin to with the guys attempting to drive some golf balls. Emphasis […]
Vanderpump Rules Recap: Pitch Not So Perfect
I’m not overly excited for this Vanderpump Rules recap. But, I need a distraction. I finally made it to the grocery store today and by the time I was at the register I was unwell. Didn’t seem like anxiety. I needed help putting everything on the conveyor belt. 🙁 I may have to go to […]
Vanderpump Rules Recap: Anger Mismanagement
It’s time for another Vanderpump Rules recap. We will have the aftermath of Lala Kent being such a complete and total shitbag of a person. It seems like the cheese is also sliding off of James’s sandwich. We saw the foreshadowing of that last week when it seemed like he was responsible for damaging Racquel’s […]
Vanderpump Rules Recap: Poker Faces
It doesn’t look like there is much to work with for tonight’s Vanderpump Rules recap. Lala is going to keep shining a light on Scheana’s relationship with Brock so she doesn’t have to deal with her own. LVP apparently gets in on the meddling with Brock as well. Do we really care about this? Raquel […]
Vanderpump Rules Recap: Drink The Tea, Spill The Tea
I’m exhausted and in a very bad mood for this Vanderpump Rules recap. So, I’ll probably be a bigger bitch than usual when it comes to this shit show that no one is watching. Last week’s ratings were 0.583 million viewers, That’s WWHL levels of bad. HOWEVER, they had 0.22 in the 18-49 demo which […]
Vanderpump Rules Recap: Palm Springs And Tiffany Rings
Well boys and squirrels, it’s time for me to do a Vanderpump Rules recap of the show literally no one is watching. Last week’s ratings were 0.610 million viewers (0.23 18-49 demo). That’s actually not bad for the demo. But, it is still in WWHL level of ratings. The first episode of the RHOBH reunion […]
Vanderpump Rules Recap: Welcome To Rachella!
Some weeks fly by and others drag on. This week has been a drag. I’m actually ready for this Vanderpump Rules recap tonight. I need some distraction from real life. So let’s get right to it. OMG. I am starting to like Charli. She sleeps with a mannequin? And she complains about having to play […]
Vanderpump Rules Recap: The Schwartz Shuffle
It’s time for a Vanderpump Rules recap and the tea is no one is watching Vanderpump Rules. The premiere episode that aired last week only had about 637,000 viewers. That is about half of what the previous season’s premiere had. I’m still shocked there is even a new season since everyone was let out of […]
Vanderpump Rules Recap: We’re Back!
I truly thought my days of Vanderpump Rules Recaps were behind me. Everyone was released from their contract so they could pursue other options. Restaurants were closed. Most of the original cast was let go for racist or homophobic acts. Stassi’s classes on How Not To Be Racist didn’t take. Lisa Vanderpump’s statements on it […]
Vanderpump Rules First Look
I honestly cannot believe that this shit show is coming back. But here we are. We start with Lala and James talking about all of their personal growth and maturity. Then most of the rest of the preview is the two of them hurling insults at pretty much everyone. James seem to be back to […]
Salt Lake City Discussion Thread
I’m taking a mental health night. So as much as I love you guys I can’t recap Peepaw and Mary for you tonight. And actually I am happy about that. I Appreciate you all and hope you will still comment. I’m not the real show anyway, my wonderful commenters are why we all come here. […]
RHOSLC Recap: Everybody Needs A Switzerland
On we go to episode three of RHOSLC. On my first RHOSLC recaps, I had a different expectation of this show based on my investigation of their social media for this post. And then, right away on the night of the first episode, we discovered ALL OF THIS GOSSIP ABOUT MARY. And things just got […]
RHOSLC Recap: A Snow Mountain Of Trouble
Sorry for the delay, I just couldn’t stay up any longer last night since I didn’t sleep the night before. The good news is I got up at 7 am this morning so hopefully my days and nights are back in order. That said, I am up but not fully awake and this RHOSLC […]
RHOSLC Recap: Welcome To Salt Lake City!
Clearly I picked the wrong day to get up at a semi-reasonable hour. Ten pm recaps are hard. I need this not to be on after RHOC. RHOC is not a good lead in anyway. I’d much rather do my RHOSLC recaps on Wednesday at 8. Also, before we get started, I got a very […]
Meet The Real Housewives Of Salt Lake City!
When Andy Cohen first announced that the Real Housewives of Salt Lake City was coming to Bravo, I literally thought it was a joke. I received a few emails from y’all alerting me and I thought to myself, “These people will believe anything.” Then, I went to the NBCu site to just see if there […]
Lala Kent & Katie Maloney Filming Real Housewives of Salt Lake City?
I suppose it was bound to happen. Vanderpump Rules cast members Lala Kent and Katie Maloney are both from Utah, so it was only a matter of time before they crashed the filming of Real Housewives of Salt Lake City. Filming for the new franchise has been going on for quite a few weeks now. […]
Midnight Snack: Captain Lee Schools Jax Taylor
There is all sorts of Vanderpump Rules drama happening during filming. I keep trying to muster the energy to care enough to share it with you. So far that has just not happened. Until Captain Lee tweeted to Jax Taylor tonight. Basically, Stassi & Beau, Brittany & Jax, and Katie & Schwartz have a tight […]
Lisa Vanderpump Arrives in Kentucky
Lisa Vanderpump has made it to Kentucky less than two weeks after her mother died to bear witness() Or officiate (?) the wedding of Jax and Brittany. Brittany’s pastor was exposed as a racist and a last minute change had to be made. That was prior to Lisa Vanderpump’s mother dying. It’s amazing how she […]
Vanderpump Rules Reunion Recap Part 3: The Beau Effect
I’m not sure if this is actually going to be a Vanderpump Rules Reunion Recap or just a bunch of me typing, “I refuse to transcribe all of this bullying.” I feel like this reunion ends with them all pulling knives and filleting James on national television. In response to this reunion airing thus far, […]
Vanderpump Rules Reunion Recap: So Much Hypocrisy
It’s time for part two of the Vanderpump Rules Reunion. I’m still not really over the disgusting behavior from part one. Click here if you missed Part 1 of the Vanderpump Rules Reunion Recap. Then count your lucky stars that you saved yourself that hour of your life. I suppose I should get right on […]
Vanderpump Rules Reunion Recap: Beauty Queens & Hillbillies
Oh Joy of all Joys! It’s a Vanderpump Rules Reunion Recap! All the bickering is just too much to transcribe so hopefully there will be some dull moments for me to ignore. Like, whenever Lisa Vanderpump speaks. Kidding. Not kidding. The first big bombshell is that Kristen is single again. Andy kind of muffed that […]
Vanderpump Rules Recap: Rules Of Engagement
After what seemed to me like the most excruciatingly long season, it is finally time for the Vanderpump Rules Finale recap. Am so ready to be rid of this show for a bit. I cannot express how much I do not care about who Scheana Marie sleeps with. So let’s get on with it, shall we? […]
Vanderpump Rules: Brittany And The Beast
By That Andy M. And Tamara Tattles Previously on Vanderpump Rules… Stassi Schroeder and Lala Kent worked on their demons, James Kennedy freaked out on folks and Tom Schwartz taught us all how to make a large deposit of small bills…for maximize visual impact. Anyone else wonder what else he could maximize for visual impact…. […]
Vanderpump Rules Recap: The Exorcism of Stassi Schroeder
That Andy M. The seeds have been planted for an explosive episode Vanderpump Rules this week. So, let’s hope it lives up to the hype! But first they need to stop the fake work scenes that occupy Billie Lee’s screen time. The cast is open about the fact they no longer work at SUR in […]
Vanderpump Rules: End Of An Era
Before That Andy M. agreed to recap Vanderpump Rules on Tamara Tattles he explained he had a prior obligation for this episode. So I agree to be his substitute for the evening. I shall do my best to make him proud, even though I haven’t slept in the past 36 hours or so. TRIGGER WARNING: […]
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