Before we begin this ridiculous fiasco, I had to remind myself that Landon was actually a cast member this season. She just seems like the little annoying gnat trying to get air time through any means possible. And yet there she was on the cast photo I just looked up in that unfortunate dress […]
Southern Charm Recap: Founders Brawl
We start with Cameron’s usual narration, and she takes stabs at Kathryn’s parenting right off the bat. I used to love Cameran when she was playing the good girl role. We really didn’t need another bitch on this show. We begin with drunken Thomas throwing his guests out of his dinner party before dinner […]
Kathryn Dennis Hoped For a Different Season Of Southern Charm
Kathryn Dennis is back after filming the reunion episode in NYC. She shared on Facebook her thoughts on what might have been portrayed on this season. #SouthernCharm chose not to air this and they should have. This clip shows my attempt to remind those around us of what we should be doing: coming together for […]
Southern Charm Reunion Has Completed; It’s a Wrap For This Season!
The Southern Charm reunion is never as long as a Housewives franchise reunion, but today’s seemed very short to me! They began this morning and were done in the early afternoon. I don’t think they even took a lunch break. It was a full out gang up on Kathryn as expected. She literally had […]
Southern Charm Recap: Thomas’ Wonderful Words of Wisdom
At 8 pm Anderson Cooper read the names and mini bios of those who were gunned down by an AR-15 at Pulse in Orlando. It was incredibly emotional. Anderson was very choked up. I am going to tape his show and do a very quick recap of this hot mess. These people seem even […]
Southern Charm Recap: From Here To Paternity
Southern Charm has been blissfully, Patti-free for the past couple of weeks as the rest of the cast sits around talking about their deep hatred for a twenty something pregnant girl. This week the elderly yankee woman will entertain a group of men who are clearly not southern gentleman, and they will call into question the […]
Southern Charm Recap: Saint and Sinners
It’s time for Southern Charm so all hell is breaking loose. Fireworks have been on sale in every single grocery store, gas station and pig trail for the past week and at 9 p.m. like clockwork the explosions start and the dog loses his mind and like ten other things happened disrupting what was […]
Southern Charm Recap: Whit’s End
Sorry for the downtime tonight, my lovely hosting site, BlueHost. and I have been in chat for about an hour. Their infinite wisdom said that I had an extremely high volume of views tonight and the server just could not handle it. While my posts today were exemplary, now that I am magically back in […]
Southern Charm Recap: Blue Ridge Mountain Blues
Let’s hope this episode of Southern Charm has lots of Kathryn and K. Cooper Ray and little no nothing with Norman Bates and his mother, because I am in a craptacular mood and could really stand to be entertained. We start with the required recap conversations that every reality show on Bravo does now. […]
Below Deck Reunion Part 2 Recap: We’re Not In The Laundry Room Anymore!
It’s time to put a fork in this season of Below Deck. Quite frankly, I’m not sure I can stand one more comment section with the Kate apologists. I often wonder if they even watched the show, especially the previous season. Ben said it best. Kate always needs a target for her anger. This […]
Below Deck Reunion Recap: Je Suis Rocky!
Y’all can hate on Rocky all you want but she was the STAR of this season. Rocky is to Below Deck what Kristen Doubt is to Vanderpump Rules. And that my friends is THE STAR! Please notice she is seated right next to Andy because this night will be all about her. And it’s […]
Below Deck Finale Recap Loose Lips Sink Ships
Ben cut his hand pretty bad chopping onions. Rocky is going to a have to assist Ben in the kitchen. Captain Lee offers to let Connie continue to crew the Eros on a Mediterean trip. Unfortunately, don’t think Captain Lee is the captain on the Mediterrean version of Below Deck that just filmed. I am […]
Below Deck Captain Lee Gives His Weekly Run Down of the Crew
Look, I love Captain Lee. But this storylines this season drive me crazy. Basically it seems the whole season was about getting Ben and David a few episodes at the end of the season. I think Ben had conflict with another job for most of it. These scripted attacks on Leon were simply to get […]
Below Deck Recap: We’ve Got Dirty Laundry
For tonight’s Below Deck Finale EDITED IT IS NOT THE FINALE AND I MUST SEE THE FINALE RIGHT NOW! entitled, Dirty Laundry you should all listen to some Don Henley playing in the background and drink lots of your favorite adult beverages. Sing along with me, won’t you? “Dirty little secrets. Dirty little lies. […]
Below Deck Reunion Gets The Full Treatment!
Below Deck ratings have been amazing this season, and it seems they finally have achieved big fancy reunion status! The filming happened on Friday and the fighting and snark apparently continues. The reunion was filmed in Miami and Andy also had a book signing there on Friday evening. I’m not really sure if he […]
Below Deck Recap: Team Pretty Takes Over Eros!
Once again it has been a very busy news day at TamaraTattles.com and I am thus a good half an hour behind on getting started with this recap of Cynthia Bailey and Claudia Jordan’s adventures on the Eros. I understand that the weather was less than ideal for the trip, but I’m sure they still had […]
Below Deck Recap: I’m Not Sure About You But I’d Call That and Exodus
We are back on Below Deck with the fire alarm going off and Tweedle Dee and Tweedle Dum trying to figure out how to put out an oven fire. Finally Eddie comes in and tells them to close the damn door. The only one standing in the kitchen at that point is Rocky. Such great […]
Captain Lee Is Clearly Obsessed With Kate…
See the photo above? What is your first thought? Well, okay what is your second thought after thinking (hoping?) Kate’s hair is about to catch fire as she stands there gawking at the fire. Notice Rocky is trying to do something about it while Kate just shouts out orders of things Rocky has already […]
Below Deck Recap: Fire!
We’re back on the boat for another episode of Below Deck where the fireworks continue between Eddie and Rocky. The charter this week is a man named Alan who is celebrating his 50th birthday with his girlfriend, his two sons and another couple. He has very specific request for his birthday cake a chocolate lave birthday […]
Below Deck Recap: Boom Boom in The Laundry Room!
It’s time for another episode of Below Deck. I apologize for being a bit distracted tonight, but I’m going to do my best. We begin with a day off in the Bahamas for the crew. This is why Amy is a maid on a boat. Everyone is excited to be the guest for a change. It’s […]
Below Deck Recap: Storm’s A Coming
It’s time for another episode of Below Deck and it will not be a smooth sailing event. It never occurred to me that they have never had seriously bad weather in an episode, and tonight, they face a big storm they weren’t expecting. And it’s not just between Emile and Rocky. We will also have […]
Captain Lee Foreshadows Departure of Three More Below Deck Cast Members
Captain Lee reams quite a few people out in his Below Deck blog this week. But three of them seem to be on the brink of getting that one way plane ticket. The captain seems to think Kate is just the greatest thing, which I think skews his opinion of some of the rest of […]
Below Deck Recap: If You Can’t Stand The Heat
Tonight on Below Deck we are back on shore with a lovestruck Emile and a rowdy crew. Is the new guy’s name Dane or Dean? I’m confused. Emile is getting on Eddie’s nerves. I don’t think I’ve ever seen anyone get on Eddie’s nerves. Emile is shitfaced and dumb, but he is adorable. Okay it […]
Below Deck Recap: Party Like It’s 1942
I was all ready to recap this tonight and then ended up having to take some anxiety medication and then I took a nice long nap and overslept. But as long as I am up now, I am going to get on it because tomorrow (today) appears as though it is going to be a […]
Below Deck Recap: I Don’t Date, I Mate
We are back on Below Deck where Don has just quit. The rest of the crew is happy that he is gone and are working much better together. Rocky has a crush on Emile, but she says he is young and immature. Wait, Rocky thinks HE is immature? She also has a thing […]
Below Deck Recap: Bottoms Up!
We begin Below Deck with Rocky crying on the phone to her Daddy. Her boss is so negative and she can’t handle it. I’m not saying that Kate isn’t a bitch, because she is. But this one here, dancing on the mast with the radar waves ain’t really all there. Not to mention she wants […]
Below Deck Recap: Off the Radar
We begin with Emile and Rocky being called off the mast where they were dodging the whirling radar arms taking selfies. This does not bode well for their futures with Captain Lee. Rocky doesn’t seem to get what an idiot she is. Emile says he was tempted into stupidity by Rocky. Shortly after the crew […]
Below Deck Premiere: More Foam, Bosun!
Look, I love me some Captain Lee, and the commercials with him for this season have been epic Love Boat throw back kind of stuff, but last season was some bullshit. I am not sure if I am going to recap this shit again if it is a crew that I would never want to […]
Below Deck Reunion on WWHL
I did some yard work late this afternoon, came inside and literally was knocked out cold before I knew it. I woke up when the TV changed the channel to tape WWHL so I am going to just touch on the highlights as I am still asleep. Warning: this blog was typed in my sleep. […]
Below Deck “Crew Tells All”
So it’s a crew tells all episode. Which is hilarious because hasn’t the crew already said too much? Kelly crying montage. Sigh. Kelly and Eddie Bromance montage. Ugh. A montage of the boat breaking, ceilings falling in. No wonder they changed the boat name after this show. Bathroom jokes. We are having a very odd […]
Below Deck Renewed for Third Season
NEW YORK – October 22, 2014 – Fueled by ratings success, Bravo Media has renewed “Below Deck” for a third season as last night’s finale earned the highest-rated episode of the season among all key demos. With over 1.4 million total viewers and 710,000 P18-49, the episode was up 26 percent and 23 percent, respectively, […]
Below Deck Finale: Bon Voyage, Bitches
Here’s hoping this is the last episode of the last season of Below Deck. It’s the last charter and all the crew are at each other’s throats. But never fear, I am sure they will all band together to hate the charter guests the moment they arrive. As I mentioned before, the casting department had […]
Below Deck Catch Up: How Long Until Someone Actually Spits on the Guests?
I’m over this show. I’m over the post I am supposed to be working on. I am over messages in my inbox about when I am going to recap, or write about the show. I’m over it. Below Deck has gone from one of my favorite shows to recap to one of my least favorites. […]