Andy starts by asking if Hannah and Conrad are still together. Why is that even a question? Then he asks Joao and Brooke if they are still together and there is a bit of hesitation but Brooke says no. Andy says he’s heard there has been some back and  forth and wants to know how […]

It’s time for the finale. Which is great because I can’t take too much more of this season where I am forced to be Team Hannah. My hatred for Joao knows no bounds. Hannah’s bullshit change fees seem to have doubled from the last episode and are now a whopping $400.  Hannah sees herself as […]

We are back in Naples with Hannah being condescending to Conrad calling him “sweetheart” while he is trying to break up with her. He also tells her he doesn’t want to go to Prague with her. She’s pissed and pissy about it and walks off. Also fighting are Brooke and Joao. Joao has been gleefully […]

Colin is actually getting a storyline tonight! I’m sure it will be brief but I’ll take what I can get. I really hate this group of guests. They are almost as bad as those terrible women. Brooke tells Hannah that she feels like she is doing all of the work. She cries cleaning up the […]

What a drama-filled day at Tamara Tattles Media, LLC today. It’s not just all the posts, it’s all the behind the scenes drama and tea. I’ve been typing and reading since the moment I got up. My eyes are blurry and need a rest, but there just isn’t time. Hannah uncharacteristically loans Brooke a leather […]

We pick up back on shore where most everyone is drunk and Hannah and Conrad are arguing over whether or not Hannah has an expectation that her man be rich and shower her with gifts (she does) or whether she wants to marry for love (I think both are important to her). Adam comes out […]

This episode is going to piss me off. I can feel it already. After sending Hannah away, she calls Conrad to the bridge to ask him what happened with the land trip. I mean, it’s pretty simple really. The guests wanted to go ashore and he took them. But she doesn’t even let him speak […]

Based on the title, I’m going to say that things come to a head between Hannah and Sandy. We pick up down one stew (Hannah) and one deckhand (Jamie).  And the primary has decided they want to have a beach picnic, twenty minutes before lunch. Things go surprisingly well on the quick set up. Kasey […]

I’m not much of a hate watcher. If I hate a show I watch something I do like. However, I am really enjoying this season of Below Deck even though Captain Sandy, Joao and Kasey are extremely dislikable this season. Every season needs a villain, but three? It’s irking me to no end. And now […]

I am so glad that Below Deck is back tonight! I might have been a bit bored with a whole week without Bravo. That said, I didn’t miss Captain Sandy or Joao at all. I really tried to like Captain Sandy and hate how some of the crew calls her “Sandy” it seems very disrespectful […]

It’s crazy to me that the girls are pissed about Kasey fake CV but the guys all say, “everyone does that.” This theme seems to hold true in comments here and on social media. I’m just surprised. Also, Sandy was CHASTISING Colin for pointing out how SKEEVY Joao is. She is really enamored with him. […]

I cannot tell you how happy I am about the title of this episode. I’m so over Kasey the Klueless this season. I hope it gives us some more airtime for Colin!  Unfortunately, Captain Sandy’s fake storyline about Conrad being too distracted by Hannah to do his job ramps up tonight. That annoys me so […]

We begin with the guests arriving to dinner two hours late. This is another group that wants chicken nuggets and fries. It’s like they have never eaten adult food. They are still serving at around twelve fifteen. They literally ask for french fries. Then they want huge sparklers for candles that set off the fire […]

I hate how editing makes me like and dislike different people every season. How did I get to be Team Hannah this season? Sandy is being awful this season. She’s not looking out for Jaime who is being undermined as a deckhand strictly for being female. She doesn’t seem to care that Kasey is completely […]

Let’s hope this week’s title refers to the relations between the crew and not another group of nasty women. We are back with the crew just back from their drunken land outing. Joao, as it turns out is even more of a misogynist drunk than he is sober. He was highly inappropriate with the ladies […]