Can anyone explain why the Bravo suits thought we needed a three part reunion for this dismal season? I struggled to get through part two. This is one of those RHOA recaps that just seems like a chore. Reunions are usually highly anticipated episodes. But, if I had to drink every time some says Bolo, […]
RHOA Recap: Reunion Part 2
Well, we are coming down the home stretch after the soon to be forgotten and never discussed again season of Bolo with the penultimate RHOA recap for this miserable season. I hope you all had a lovely Orthodox Easter Sunday. I came up with a million things to do other than hunting for the kitchen […]
RHOA Reunion Recap: Part One
Girls and squirrels the time has come for these ladies to LIP SYNC FOR THEIR LIVES. Oh, sorry, wrong show. It time to talk about who fucked BOLO ad infinitum in the first part of the RHOA recap. Reunions are hard to recap. If it is a good reunion I feel like need to type […]
RHOA Recap: A Whole Lot Of Mess
Wow. The last RHOA had ten whole comments. Does this mean I don’t need to recap it anymore because we don’t care? Or does it mean my recaps suck? Frankly, I am already looking for anything except Bravo shows to talk about here. My overnight fights with voles gets more views. I just wonder when […]
RHOA Recap: Hurricane Housewives
Tonight’s RHOA Recap is running a bit late because I just woke up for the day. It’s true, I slept through Easter all together. Banjo and I both wake up throughout the night (and um day today) to pee, so we were up off and on for a few minutes and then got right back […]
RHOA Reunion: Who Wore It Best?
This year’s RHOA Reunion has a dungeon theme. In case you missed it, I already gave you all the EXCLUSIVE rundown on all the drama here. I thought we might want to give our thoughts on the gowns (or lack thereof) for the event. Why don’t you rank them from your most favorite to your […]
RHOA Recap: Cajun Peaches
Greetings from the hole of depression! If you have emailed me and I haven’t gotten back, it’s not you, it’s me. I took some time to go completely off line. Then I drunk dialed Nanette to assure me that the site wa still there. I really shouldn’t take a day off as there are site […]
Exclusive: All The RHOA Reunion Tea
Once again, Tamara Tattles has all the EXCLUSIVE tea on the RHOA Reunion. Please credit Tamara Tattles as your source when using this exclusive information. This year, the reunion had to tape in the NYC area because the long time venue, The Biltmore Ballroom in Downtown Atlanta is not COVID friendly. It lacks associated support […]
RHOA Recap: If You’ve Got It, Haunt It!
It seems like Cynthia’s 10/10/20 wedding may have just been tacked on to last week’s episode because the previews make it seem like the ladies are celebrating Halloween. Whatever they are doing, Kenya comes to Fallyn’s party in full Native American garb. She will probably get the same backlash Tanya did when she hosted her […]
RHOA Recap: 10.10.2020
For the love of all that is holy can we just get this wedding over with? It’s not going to happen on this RHOA recap, but a least we get to the wedding date. I happened to be near the site of the wedding that day as I was at my sister’s for the weekend. […]
RHOA Recap: Front Page News
I am still processing all of the drama from the Oprah interview with Meghan and Harry last night. That was a lot to process. After all the vitriol on this site, I was kind of afraid to go to Twitter, where everyone can be an asshole. I was super uplifted by all the love and […]
RHOA Recap: The Usual Suspects
On tonight’s RHOA recap the trip to Isle of Palms comes to a close. But not before an explosive dinner. IOP is one of my favorite places in the world. I actually met the great love of my life there. I wish we had seen more of the island. But we have to get back […]
RHOA Recap: What Happened In The Dungeon?
Wow, I’ve really been falling down on the job lately. Sorry. I think I’ve missed an episode or two of this show. Life is a bit of a struggle lately. But I’m all set to go for this RHOA recap. So let’s do it! And thanks for sticking with me. I really appreciate all of […]
RHOA Recap: Beach, Please
It seems according to the RHOA recaps interactions, and the ratings that RHOA has sort of run its course. Are we really over this franchise? Or is it Bravo in general. At one point this season RHOC was beating RHOA in ratings. And this was a very low rated RHOC season. I’ll ask again, where […]
RHOA Recap: The Jet Set And The Upset
On tonight’s RHOA recap at least two of the housewives make it Charleston. But first, Porsha is going to do a whole lot of shit stirring. She’s been rather tame so far this season. It’s season 7 and I suppose it is time up her game. I don’t think we are going to get as […]
RHOA Recap: The Giving Peach
Tonight I was going to skip this RHOA recap and just put up a discussion forum. I am losing my shit. I literally just wake up every damn day to new problems. And new scary news. And my anxiety is through the fucking roof. I always thought I was stronger than this, but for fucksake. […]
RHOA Recap: Don’t Come For Me Unless I’ve Invited You
It’s time for another RHOA recap. This is only episode five. It seem like there have been more episodes than that. On the other hand there aren’t really many storylines. We have Porsha’s protest, Kenya’s marital problems, Drew’s marital problems, Cynthia’s wedding, and Kandi sending Riley off to college. None of those are particularly exciting. […]
RHOA Recap: From One Surprise To Another
I am trying to get ready for this RHOA recap but Trump is literally calling my county out again in a criminal phone call. He doesn’t seem to get that our signatures are matched EVERY SINGLE TIME WE VOTE. The thing that takes the longest time when we vote is when we sit down, prove […]
RHOA Recap: Ten Ten Twenty Twenty
The Bravo suits are losing their minds over the housewives ratings last week. Apparently, it’s not just websites who are suffering from 2020 burnout and everyone preparing for Christmas. I know I am trying to fit in Bravo shows and 90 Day fiancé around my Christmas movies. I’m actually watching one now while doing setups […]
RHOA Recap: New Peach In The Orchard
On tonight’s RHOA Recap, Drew Sidora finally makes her debut. It will be interesting to see how she is received. Laytoya Ali also joins the ladies tonight and they all get together for a “wine tasting.” Oddly, I too will be “wine-tasting” this evening. For some reason this is a supersized episode. Sigh. We are […]
RHOA Recap: No Justice No Peace!
Can you guys believe this has been dragged out for THIRTEEN SEASONS? The time has come for the first RHOA recap of season thirteen. I looks like Porsha will still be in Kentucky. Kenya will be meeting with a divorce lawyer. Cynthia and Mike will fight over the wedding and Kandi will send Riley off […]
EXCLUSIVE! BREAKING RHOA NEWS!
Good Lord this has been a FULL ASS DAY. I can’t even explain to y’all what is going on here. I am physically and emotionally spent. And a THREE AM when I was hoping to just watch stupid shit on my TV I get an exclusive on RHOA. Because, of course. lol. No shade, SOURCE. […]
Exclusive RHOA Filming/Production Tea Plus Bonus Bravo Tidbits
On this lazy, rainy day in Georgia, I have a little time to start putting together all tiny cups of tea I was served over the week. Most of these are production related and when it comes to production nothing is set in stone. Especially air dates so let’s start with that. As of today, […]
EXCLUSIVE: RHOA Filming Tea
I have a little bit of new RHOA Filming Tea tonight as filming begins to wind down. RHOA took an all cast trip last week to Charleston, SC was the spark this season needed.They have been able to put together a good show in post! So kudos to them for that. They talked about social […]
Exclusive! About A Gallon of RHOA Filming Tea
RHOA taping is reaching the mid-season point (already!?) LaToya Ali signed her contract today to officially become the sixth peach. The all cast photo shoot will take place in a couple weeks. So let’s take a look at how things are going at half-time. Latoya Ali Newcomer, LaToya, is a firecracker. She’s been advised to […]
RHOA Updates
The first episode of RHOA has been filmed and is in post production. The peach holders for the upcoming season are: Kandi Burruss, Cynthia Bailey, Porsha Williams, Kenya Moore, Tanya Sam and Drew Sidora. Drew just signed this week so she won’t appear until the second episode. Marlo Hampton and Latoya Ali will be friends. Sheree […]
Today Was The Official RHOA Pick Up Day!
Finally, we have the RHOA cast for RHOA season 13. Letters were overnighted via FedEx and emailed this morning to the cast and their attorney of record. The order of the decisions is important. Porsha, Kandi, Kenya, Nene and Marlo. Were first and in that order as I previously shared. That left Tanya, Cynthia and Eva on […]
Nene Leakes Can’t Figure Out Why Andy Cohen Called Kandi Instead Of Her
Well, here is a really good example about why Kandi and Porsha were consulted by Andy regarding diversity on Bravo. Someone sent me this tone deaf Tweet of Nene Leakes. Fortunately, Nene has blocked me so I don’t have to see all the insanity. This right here is why people are not dying for Nene’s […]
Exclusive RHOA Tea On RHOA Salaries Also & RHOA Discussion Post
In place of tonight’s RHOA recap of the last part of the reunion, I’ve opted for a discussion post instead. Reunion recaps are just a bunch of transcribing the shrieking. Tonight will be about Yovanna coming on while Nene hides in the bathroom perhaps doing coke like Rinna likes to accuse people of? I dunno. […]
Exclusive! Nene Leakes Is An Awful Person
Not much of an exclusive is it? But here is the tea, with apologies to the commenter I accidently sent it to. So I updated the post with Youtubes I think I was too pissed to go look because there is someone who is saying people are pissed that Bow Wow didn’t win. And they […]
SHE WON!
Masked Singer. I can go bed now. Thanks for winning us for us all Kandi. You were amazing. You ARE AMAZING. Sobbing AGAIN. You Are the best thing that ever happened to us. Everyone who loves you knew it was you! And the fact that you get other shows and Nene does not. KANDI WON! […]
RHOA Reunion: Saggy Tits Part Two
Y’all. I was so excited that I thought I had my days and nights back on track. On Saturday I went to bed at a normal time and then woke up at like five a.m. on Sunday. Weird, but I was rolling with it. And then just before all the Sunday night madness, I decided […]
RHOA Recap: Show Me The Receipts!
Apologies. I can’t for the life of me get my sleep schedule on any sort of normalcy. I somehow slept through most of Sunday. So this RHOA recap is going to end up more like a discussion post. I woke up in the middle of the night and saw some of it. And fell back […]
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