This week only THREE of the RHOA posted blogs: Kenya, Claudia and Kandi. I’m actually surprised that Kandi posted at all but now that the housewives have the option of answering questions (which is much easier than writing a blog from scratch) since she has said many times she hates it, mostly because they don’t […]
Kandi’s Wedding: Mark My Words, Todd Will Regret This
Okay, it’s time for two long hours of Kandi’s wedding. The Bravo Buffoonery continues with Bravo adding two minutes to the DVR in front of the show and two minutes behind. WTF? We begin at the rehearsal dinner and none of the grooms or groomsmen are there. Kandi calls Todd and they argue on the […]
Kandi’s Wedding: Shut the Fuck Up About The Prenup!
After that USA match against Portugal, I really need a moment. But it’s time for more Atlanta nonsense. Can we just get this wedding done already? When I heard that Kandi’s wedding was going to have a “Coming to America” theme, I thought she just named it poorly. I never for a moment thought anyone, […]
Kandi’s Wedding Recap: Mother Tucker
I am really sort of over this wedding, but I feel like I must continue to ride it out until the end. How many more episodes do we have? With 14 days left before the ceremony, Todd and Kandi go for counseling at their church. Todd points out that it is Kandi’s mother that really […]
Todd and Kandi Tucker Discuss Carmon’s Work Ethic.
Todd Tucker did his first Bravo Blog yesterday! Let’s talk about the he said, she said blogging about Carmon. Bravotv.com: Were you surprised by the slow start and lack of enthusiasm from the team? Todd: I was very surprised at the slow start as they are all getting paid a weekly wage. I felt like if […]
Kandi’s Wedding: Say Yes To The Distress!
First thought on the show is that Kandi looks really good. She is a blushing bride for real. Kandi is not going to have a wedding planner. Kandi wants a Coming to America theme. See right there a wedding planner would have named it something less ridiculous. like “Out of Africa.” Kandi’s aunts apologize for […]
Real Housewives of Atlanta Recap: Mess Rehearsal
We begin with Porsha in the studio. I was prepared for her to sound like Kim Zolciak, or the Countess, but she is actually not so bad. I’ve read good things about her song Flatline on my twitter feed but haven’t bothered to check it out. I’m definitely interested in what y’all have to say. […]
Welp! The Sedation Has Worn Off Mama Joyce
That didn’t take long. Mama Joyce is already out giving interviews about Kandi’s wedding to the press. She recently gave an interview to toofab’s Brian Particelli where she admits she wants to write a tell all book (Oh Lawd) and says she can’t wait for us to see how great she (Mama Joyce) looked at […]
Kandi Burruss and Taylor Armstrong Both Got Married Yesterday!
Kandi Burruss is now Kandi Tucker as she and Todd finally made it down the aisle yesterday at Le Fais do-do (that’s doh doh !), a special events facility in Atlanta. Quotes abound from Kandi about how happy she is to be married to her best friend. It seems that Mama Joyce was properly sedated and did […]
Real Housewives of Atlanta Recap: With Friends Like These
It is very telling that the title of this episode, With Friends Like These, refers to Cynthia realizing that her friends contract with Nene is essentially null and void. Nene gets the episode on disk the week it airs and this likely prompted her recent comments about “friends” and people “diminishing her character.” Nene cannot stand […]
Exclusive: Porsha Williams Fired From Real Housewives of Atlanta!
Finally hearing from sources about the melee at the Real Housewives Reunion yesterday. Before I tell you what I heard, let me tell you a few things about sources. My sources and other Atlanta bloggers sources are most likely not the same people. I don’t know for sure because I don’t reveal mine and they […]
WWHL With Kandi Buruss!
I swear to God you guys try to work me to death on Sunday nights! But for once on a Sunday I am feeling really good. The sun has come back to the ATL finally! So I can handle an episode of RHOA a 90 minute Blood Sweat and Heels Reunion and now whatever this […]
Real Housewives of Atlanta Recap: Mexi-Loco
Tonight, on the RHOA, we return to Mexico where it is 1:35 a.m. and Kenya and Apollo are in a one-on-one conversation at the bar that seems to have been rented out just for this scene. Enter Phaedra. I love how Kenya is all nonchalant with her “Hey Girl!” reaction. Wow, they showed that in […]
Real Housewives of Atlanta Recap: Flirting With Disaster
Kenya and Miss Lawrence are enjoying a meal on Kenya’s beautiful private patio. The scripted conversation is about Porsha and Kordell. Remember last week when I said it seemed odd that we spent so much time ganging up on Porsha? Well now I really want to know the story. Did Kordell call up Bravo threatening […]
Real Housewives of Atlanta Recap: Twirling With The Enemyen
Apologies in advance if the recaps come out a little slower tonight. I’m having laptop issues on my end and using a temporary keyboard I am not used to. We start tonight with one of those staged husband and wife scenes where Nene and Gregg recount for the cameras the previous nights events. Let me […]
Real Housewives of Atlanta (RHOA) Recap: Dropping the Ball
We begin tonight’s episode of the Real Housewives of Atlanta at the J Spot! Girl, Miss Lawrence sure did get lucky with Bravo. He has been promoting his salon and hair services for many seasons and they frequently film at his store. Then he lands Fashion Queens?! He’s probably making more coin than some of the […]
Real Housewives of Atlanta Recap: Good Golly Miss Molly!
It’s been two weeks since the last episode of Real Housewives of Atlanta, and when last we left the ghetto peaches their men were brawling in their underwear. Tonight, we resume and it is the womens’ turn to try and turn things up. Please note, I will not be referencing Chuck Smith, AKA Big Homie in […]
Real Housewives of Atlanta Recap: How the Hell Am I on Kenya Moore’s Side in All This?
I’m so excited to see Dwight back on my TV on tonight’s episode of Real Housewives of Atlanta! Phaedra is planning a “blessing” or an “inauguration” for Mr. President. She sold the story to the tabloids as a “traditional African naming ceremony.” Whatever she calls it, it can’t possibly be as offensive as Ayden’s televised […]
Kandi Burruss on Bethenny
Kandi looks awesome on Bethenny. And for my ring checking commenter, I looked, she is wearing her ring. Bethenny says that Kandi is sassier the season. Kandi says she wasn’t trying to be, it just seemed like people were coming at her for some reason. Bethenny asked why she thinks that is. Kandi says when she looks at it, it seems […]
Watch What Happens Live With The Men of RHOA
Sorry for the delay y’all. I’m in a narcoleptic phase and I just hit the wall last night with the RHOA post. Blood Sweat and Heels will be up shortly. But first I am dying to see this episode of WWHL. Nene and Phaedra are there in the audience. Nene has been in NYC this week […]
Real Housewives of Atlanta Recap:
It’s time for another episode of the Real Housewives of Atlanta! I’ve been doing some technical blog maintenance on the all day today and I’m excited to get another recap going! Let’s see what the ladies have in store for us tonight! I haven’t even watched the first looks yet, so I am looking forward […]
Real Housewives of Atlanta Recap: Welcome to the Neighborhood
I’ve already discussed the first few scenes of this episode, here. Phaedra and Kandi snark on Chuck. And Mallory seems to have an ulterior motive for showing up. It is not “mending fences” as she says, it’s more like running Peter out of Cynthia’s life. Mostly, I actually feel sorry for Kenya. Whether her dad […]
First Look RHOA and Blood Sweat & Heels
Phaedra stops by to see Kandi who is a bit confused how Phaedra and Nene became on good terms again. Well, Kandi, let me explain it to you, it’s called Nene needs a storyline. Carry on. Phaedra calls Chuck a light-skinned Frankenstein and they refer to his package as a cocktail weenie and a bite […]
Bravo Sets New Ratings Record For Sunday Night! Plus a Preview of Next Sunday
NEW YORK – January 7, 2014 – Behind the strength of its Sunday night lineup, Bravo Media earned its best night ever among all key demos this past Sunday, according to Nielsen. “The Real Housewives of Atlanta” earned a franchise high among total viewers with over 4.5 million and delivered over 2.7 million P18-49. The […]
Real Housewives of Atlanta Recap: Don’t Nobody Want to Fuck Chuck Now
I already recapped the first ten minutes of this episode here. The predominant theme was, “who hasn’t fucked Chuck?” Oh and Mallory is back to stir up trouble for Peter and Cynthia as if they need more shit in their marriage. I’m taping seven hours worth of shows tonight. I am hoping to get through this […]
RHOA First Look: Who Fucked Chuck? And Blood Sweat and Tears Preview!
I don’t normally do these, but since I am STILL under the weather, I thought I would this week so on the off chance I don’t feel up to blogging tonight, we will still have a place to chat. I still plan to try my best to get tons of blogging done tonight though. It […]
Nene Leakes Blogs About Tonight’s Episode on HER Website
I find it interesting that Nene is posting a blog about tonight’s show on her own website. And she seems grumpy. Let’s look at what she has to say… Kenya and Porsha have no clue about parenting so let’s just let them stay in their room and do their fake hug and cry. I love […]
Real Housewives of Atlanta Recap: Midnight in The Garden of Tea and Shade
We are back in Savannah and the bitching continues. Nene talks funny. I am not just talking about her atrocious grammar. She mispronounces words like “bonding.” I think she thinks she is putting on some sort of airs but really she just sounds stupid. For some reason, everyone is bringing up their sensitive subjects. Porsha […]
Real Housewives of Atlanta Recap: Don’t Be Tardy For The Damn Party!
Okay, I have about ten shows I want to be watching all at once, but let me get to recapping RHOA first and foremost. I can’t believe this show pulls close to four million viewers a week. And Nene has not had much of a presence at all this season. Now she has been relegated to […]
Real Housewives of Atlanta Recap: Throw Mama From The Crazy Train
Carmon who is Kandi’s never before mentioned BFF and personal assistant arrives at Chez Kandi to find Kandi conveniently looking at bridal “books” and thinking about wedding dress shopping. She seems to think her mother is coming around on Kandi and Todd’s marriage. Kandi has more framed pictures and art on the wall than most museums. I like it! Todd tries […]
Kandi Burruss Speaks Out About Her Mama Drama
Kandi has posted her blog on last night’s episode. She has tended to blog only sometimes and mostly very briefly on Bravo, but I think she really wanted to stop the influx of tweets about how she needs to stand up to her mother. What do y’all think? Is it too late for Kandi to […]
Real Housewives of Atlanta Recap: A Whole Lotta Mama Drama
Sorry for the delay, TAR running behind got me behind and I decided to just wait and recap RHOA today. Oh Phaedra and Appollo are not speaking. Phaedra is headed to Alabama to study and take her funeral director test. With the baby. Is Apollo in school somewhere? He always seems to have a backpack […]
Real Housewives of Atlanta Recap
What do you mean that picture is not of the Real Housewives of Atlanta? Does it really matter at this point? Aren’t all these shows interchangeable by this point? Kenya really wants to be provocative. I was just talking about this very thing today. She LOVES saying things like, ” I am not stranger to having […]