By The Lady Cocotte With Colt and Larissa dominating the blogosphere, everyone’s excited for a new 90 Day Fiancé Tell All. Too bad it was filmed two months ago, before things got interesting. Part 1 introduced us to the Mean Girls. Fernanda, Ashley and Kalani spent little time discussing their own foibles. They were on […]
90 Day Fiancé Discussion: Tell All, Part 1
By The Lady Cocotte The 90 Day Fiancé weddings are done. An oversized baby flounced down the aisle, on the arm of the only woman he’ll ever love. A Kardashian wannabe attained her MRS degree without her overbearing father (or baby daddy sister) objecting. A pitiful excuse of a man chose Satan’s minion over his […]
90 Day Fiancé Discussion: Make It Or Break It
By The Lady Cocotte It’s hard to believe next week is the 90 Day Fiancé season finale. Time waits for no man, but these couples need to walk down the aisle pronto! if they want to stay together. So far, only Ashley and Jay have made the official plunge. Based on how well that turned […]
90 Day Fiancé Discussion: Where Truth Lies
By The Lady Cocotte 90 Day Fiancé is full of ratchet drama. There’s Kalani and Asuelu’s oopsy baby. Fernanda’s childish tears. Steven thinking he’s capable of raising an infant without Olga’s help full participation. And Larissa’s Vicki Gunvalson-size love tank to fill. It’s trainwreck TV that demands CSI levels of analysis. I mean, we don’t […]
90 Day Fiancé Discussion: Backed Into a Corner
By The Lady Cocotte 90 Day Fiancé is the gift that keeps on giving. Last week, Colt’s cousin John lambasted Larissa at a family barbeque. Debbie sucked her teeth while Colt sat mum, nursing his Mona Lisa smile. Larissa was all alone, queen of her mountain but little else. Leida proved we ain’t seen nothing […]
90 Day Fiancé: No Way Out
By The Lady Cocotte 90 Day Fiancé is trash TV. Much like junk food, it tastes so good in the moment. Mama’s boy Colt continually disappoints Larissa. Sweaty Eric barely tolerates spoiled Leida. Ashley experiences racism for the first time. Pretty Fernanda somehow loves aging frat boy Jonathan. Kalani’s family. Other than the Olga storyline […]
90 Day Fiancé: Ready To Run
By The Lady Cocotte I relax by watching someone else make an ass of themselves (for a change). Enter, 90 Day Fiancé. There’s the unfortunate coupling of Eric (the oldest 40 year old in recorded history) and Indonesian socialite Leida. Their pathetic attempt to kick Tasha out of her apartment (my name is on the […]
90 Day Fiancé: Flirting With Disaster
By The Lady Cocotte It’s been a full week since 90 Day Fiancé took us on a field trip through Olga’s womb and I’m finally recovered enough to turn my TV on again. I’m not sure what traumatised me more, the Russian vivisection or Steven’s bad attitude. Either way, my Thanksgiving feast dulled the pain […]
90 Day Fiancé: I Know What You Did
By The Lady Cocotte 90 Day Fiancé has been making crazy headlines all weekend. And that’s without the new episode! So sit back and enjoy. Or pull your hair out. Your call. Warning: This post (and comments) could contain 90DF spoilers.
My Very Late 90 Day Fiancé Recap: Rough Landings
By The Lady Cocotte It’s been a beast of a week but I had so much fun talking about 90 Day Fiancé with you last week that I had to throw this up. Better late than never? I hope so.
90 Day Fiancé: Young and Restless
By The Lady Cocotte Just to be clear: I was obsessed with 90 Day Fiancé well before the Vanderpump Rules kids discovered it. I don’t know why that matters to me, but it does. Very much. And with that said, surprise!, I’m now recapping 90DF. It took some serious arm twisting (and a few hours […]
Dance Moms: Under Cheryl’s Spell
I’m all discombobulated and feel like I have missed and episode. Okay, I am pretty sure I missed the last episode. I’ll have to watch it On Demand later. It sounds like they won the group dance last week. Can’t wait to go back and catch that. Cheryl wants to do ballroom dancing this week. […]
Dance Moms: There’s A New Team In Town Part 2
This episode picks up where part one left off. Everyone is arriving at the competition and there are fans outside cheering for the older girls. Camryn and her mom, Camille, are in the back of the group and suddenly Camryn turns around and starts walking away from the venue. She has seen Ashlee and the […]
Dance Moms: There’s A New Team In Town Part 1
Once again, this episode is super late, just like Teen Moms. There are only a handful of us still watching these shows but I am determined to finish both series out to the bitter end. I won’t be able to do Teen Mom until sometime after Tuesday since I can’t record it at the time […]
Dance Moms: Ashlee’s Big Decision Part 2
We are back to finally get to the competition portion of this two part episode. The older ALDC girls decided not to participation in this competition but instead just show up to sell t-shirts and hang out in the audience. We start right away with Abby ordering around two women whose faces we do not […]
Dance Moms: Ashlee’s Big Decision Part 1
I finally have a moment to recap Abby’s big return to the ALDC. I’ve watched every episode of every season and the title has me asking who Ashlee is. I suppose it is one of the minis mom. Some of the team arrives to the studio. Noticeably absent is Nia and Holly and LaurieAnn. The […]
Dance Moms: Stamina, Stamina, Stamina
I don’t usually recap Dance Moms at this time of night. This is when I usually just veg and watch whatever the heck I want to. But My DVR sent me over to this episode and I am intrigued, so I am going to recap it whilst drunk and sleepy. (Edit: I ended up waiting […]
Dance Moms: All Choked Up
What happened to the plan to have Cheryl Ann Burke replace Abby? Is she coming after Laurieann Gibson? I thought Laurieann was just there for one episode. Meanwhile, with Abby completely missing in action, Laurieann is back for at least another week. This week, she has a pyramid that is shaped like a capital “A” […]
Dance Moms: Out With Abby, In With Chloe Part 2
Last week we ended with the arrival of the teams at the venue and Jill and Christi going at each other. Chloe and Kendell are both in tears, which seems to not be high on the priority list of either of their moms. In fact, they are both making the situation worse. Camryn is given […]
Dance Moms: Two Episode Catch Up
I am trying to limp through what could be the final season of Dance Moms. I suppose that all depends on Abby’s next scheduled court date of January 20th. Let’s hope this one is not rescheduled. I’d like to think even Abby just wants to get it over with at this point. I have two episodes […]
Dance Moms: Winner Takes All
Before we take a look at this episode, let’s get caught up on Abby Lee’s potential prison time. Because it’s that, or do the million things I need to get done before Christmas. How is it that even when skipping Christmas, you still have a ton of crap to do? Basically, Abby Lee filed for […]
Dance Moms Catchup Post: The Return of the Rotten Apples
I’m so behind on Dance Moms. I know some of you want a place to chat. There are not very many of us discussing Dance Moms or Teen Moms anymore so these posts get pushed to the end of the line and often forgotten. Here is a catch up. I’m watching the episode where the minis […]
Dance Moms: It Seems I’ve Missed A Lot
For several weeks Dance Moms was in conflict with several other shows I enjoy more, so I have been quite a bit behind, and also feel like I must have missed an episode. What happened to Jo Jo with the Bow Bow? Did her mother finally have enough of Abby and leave? If so, good […]
Double Dose of Dance Moms: Twice The Bitching
There are new rumors on the Internet about the minis. Abby announced recently that production had decided not to bring them back for season seven, the last season before Abby may have to go into the big house for some fraudulent behavior related to her business asset reallocation bankruptcy. Now the rumor is […]
Dance Moms Return of the Minis
Spoiler alert, Abby is filming season seven now and recently ranted against production about them not including Minis in Season 7. We are now in season six b and this is the last time we will be seeing them. What are your thoughts on that? This week, the minis are back with a new mom […]
Dance Moms Double Feature Catch Up Recap
Dance Moms has started without me, and I have two 70 minute episodes to get through. Note to Lifetime: I cannot recap a 70 minute show on time, because it eats up a two-hour DVR block and ain’t nobody got time for that. So get it together or I’ll be doing these on Sundays […]
Dance Moms Finale Recap: Last Dance
This was supposed to be the finale episode of the season, and maybe ever, as it is the last episode with Maddie and Mack on the show. However, rating were really good so production has add a B season and more episodes will be airing soon. Perhaps they just want an idea of how ratings […]
Dance Moms: Mini Madness
I thought this was the season “finale” but it looks like that is next Tuesday. According to Abby that was supposed to end the season but ratings must have been really good because in February they ordered more episodes for a B season. Abby’s issue with production is apparently that the kids only get paid […]
Dance Moms Recap: Mack Z Versus Abby Lee
We’re back at pyramid the week after Melissa finally admitted that she is pulling both Maddie and Mackenzie out of ALDC next season. With only three weeks left in the competition season, the team seems to be completely falling apart. While I have little sympathy for Abby Lee’s criminal problems, I do think it […]
Dance Moms Recap: UnBreak My Cold Black Heart
Once again we are back to Tuesday and I haven’t gotten to Dance Moms. Tuesday nights are super busy so I’m going to do last week’s now and tonight’s well … whenever I can. Abby should be particularly batshit this week because I think Melissa finally admits this is her last season. I for […]
Double Dance Moms Recap From David Bowie to Michael Jackson
Things have been so busy that I am somehow two episodes behind on Dance Moms. First we have an episode where they perform in Vegas which I see as sort of a filler episode. Then we have a new competition. Oh wait, it is a dance competition in Vegas. That’s cool. Viva Las Vegas […]
Dance Moms: Once, Twice, Three Times a Recap…
It’s time to catch up on Dance Moms, I took a bit of a break last week and I got terribly behind on the shows that I normally catchup on the weekends. Sometimes even bloggers try to grab some R&R so I have three episodes to get through before the RHOA reunion begins. I’m going […]
Dance Moms Recap: Nia Saves The Day!
We start with batshit crazy Abby screaming at production telling them to leave and calling the police on them. It’s hard to say if she is on something or just literally losing her mind over the potential of going to jail. I wonder if she has negotiated a plea deal yet. To top it […]