EDIT TWO: Apparently, the final divorce decree has not been sign off on by a judge despite all the proceeding ending two years ago? That makes no sense. It could mean that Michael is not paying the required support. So Jules took the kids down to Boca Raton last fall and moved in with her […]
Real Housewives of New York Reunion Finale Part 3! Did Ramona Have Something To Say? Or Nay?
I am so weary. So very weary. Is this over yet? I just want it to be over. I don’t think I will ever watch this franchise again. It’s time to talk about the Amish shunning that Bethenny orchestrated against Sonja this season. I never had a problem with Bethenny bitching out Sonja for her […]
Real Housewives of New York Reunion Part 2: You’re Going to Look Bad
Well, it’s time to get started and I was behind on Big Brother and off to a late start. If you missed Part 1 and all four thousand comments, well either count your blessings or click here. We start tonight with the love story that Bethenny hoped would be her married man storyline. We are […]
Real Housewives of New York Reunion Part 1: You’re A Horrible Person
I totally forgot that it was time for the Real Housewives of New York Reunion tonight. I’ve been doing backend work on the site coding and other mind numbing stuff. I’m brain dead and the reunions are the most time consuming things to recap. I’m sure I will have to block a lot of commenters […]
Real Housewives of New York: Beating on Luann Like a Piñata
If it feels like we have been talking about this hideous storyline all day, it’s because we have. Here and also Here. I’m overly saturated with the topic and moreso but the morons that say things like, “this isn’t Bethenny’s fault it’s Tom’s.” Which is horseshit. Bethenny has been stabbing at Luann the entire […]
Real Housewives of New York Recap: Tomfoolery
It’s time for Andy’s favorite moment of the season, when Bethenny rips Lu’s heart out of her chest and eats it. It has come down to this because Luann has remained unbothered by each and every escalating attack all season even when the entire pack has attacked at once. Luann must pay, so Bethenny has […]
Real Housewives of New York Recap: Body of Evidence
We are back on the yacht for Luann’s engagement party, but unfortunately no one really seems happy for her. I continue to be shocked that some of y’all think Luann is “too happy” and “too excited” about her engagement. I am thrilled that there is actually a happy storyline that is not about someone’s vagina. […]
#RHONY Reunion Tea And The Fate Of Carole’s Cookbook/Relationship
A TamaraTattles commenter has sent me the following recap of party of Bethenny’s radio show this week. I am not sure how or if she wants to be identifed. I’ll let her out herself in comments if she wants to. Meanwhile, I pulled out my purple pen to respond to all the tea! I […]
Real Housewives of New York Recap: Jealous Bitches on a Boat
On tonight’s RHONY Bethenny will join in with Sonja and Ramona on the plans to derail Luann’s engagement. Because no one stand for Luann to be happy. And well, there is this reason as well. Spoiler alert! Luann and Tom are still going strong. They have been doing a lot of globe trotting this […]
Real Housewives of New York Recap: Countess Bride
How many times is Ramona contractually obligated to point out that “she” got everyone suites? We get it. The hotel is paying for the promotion. Enough. Of course Carole and Bethenny plan to sleep together. They immediately start talking about the others. Carole offers up Dorinda as a pot stirrer and Bethenny jumps right on […]
Real Housewives of New York: All Bets Are Off
It’s time for another episode of RHONY and I’m in no mood for all the shouting. I already whined about my Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day, so I will try to keep my whining to a minimum. In case you missed it, Luann’s fiancé, Tom spoke out on his relationship with Sonja […]
RHONY Reunion Filming Today!
I don’t know if it is just in my neck of the woods, but today has been extremely difficult. But before I whine about that, I wanted to let you know the RHONY reunion began early this morning and it seems that everyone is dreading it. You can tell in the photo above that […]
Real Housewives of New York: Bitches Ain’t Loyal
.. Which Bethenny will we see tonight? Will it be pity me, I have fibroids Bethenny? Raging bitch mean girl Bethenny? Product placement Bethenny? Or bit of all three? We begin with Product Placement Bethenny. Bethenny is dressed up like her logo for a promo party. Mixed in for good measure is some Pity […]
Real Housewives of New York Recap: Vagina Monologues
It’s time for more Vagina Monologues by Bethenny Frankel, um Yay? We start with a group scene (of all the girls that Bethenny and Carole will film with) and a discussion of Jules’ vagina then Bethenny comes in and actually announces that it is the Vagina Monologues. At least we will hear about Jules’ vagina […]
Real Housewives of New York Recap: Always a Bitch; Never the Bride!
Alright you guys I am going to make this the fastest recap ever because it is my favorite day of the year, Big Brother Premiere Night! And I care way more about that than whatever the fuck is about to fall out of Bethenny’s uterus tonight in the Home Goods Store. Do you think Jules’ […]
Real Housewives of New York Recap: The Bethenny Show Has Moved To Bravo!
It’s time for RHONY, or as it is now known, “The Bethenny Show!”. Apparently that show as not indeed cancelled but simply moved to Bravo. I can’t really say that I am a fan. But alas, here we go again. We pick up three weeks after Ramona’s holiday party as the ladies took some time […]
RHONY Bravo Blog Lowlights: Berkshires Edition
Dorinda Medley sort of sums up my feelings on posting today in her blog this week: I want to begin by saying that I am so devastated by what happened in Orlando. I feel ridiculous even writing a blog in light of the Sunday we all just had. Even with the Tonys last night, it was a […]
Real Housewives of New York Recap: Unhappy Holidays
Gentle readers, is has been an excruciatingly long day for me. I awoke to an unsolicited email from some sort of Kenya Moore imposter/”very, very good friend” who has a shitload of incredibly false information they wanted me to post. Plus, my new handy, dandy little copyright infringement app was going off as some kid […]
Real Housewives of New York Recap: December: Berkshires Country
We are back in the Berkshires where Bethenny has been losing her ever loving mind on Luann as if she has just met her and has no idea who Luann is. Luann asks is Bethenny has a new boyfriend and she declines to tell her, yet Bethenny wants a full accounting of Luann’s entire sex life for the past ten […]
Real Housewives of New York Recap: Airing Your Dirty Laundry
Tonight’s RHONY episode is entitled, Airing Your Dirty Laundry. This means I will probably be peppering the post with Don Henley lyrics, because now the song is stuck in my head. People love it when you lose. They love dirty laundry. Sonja Grey Gardens has been so misedited this season. Lunann’s living there, no […]
Real Housewives of New York Recap: Tipsying Point
It’s time for another episode of RHONY and I am not sure I have slept since the last one. I am trying to deal with backend problems on the site and I am going to pass out right after this recap. Forgive me if it doesn’t make any sense. Sonja We see Sonja getting […]
Real Housewives of New York Recap: Birthday Bashing
Bethenny Bethenny is obsessed with Brynn. It’s cute. She’s pacing up to go on at trip with Brynn? I don’t think she is allowed to film per Jason’s orders. Okay I am done recapping and this packing scene had absolutely nothing to do with anything at all this episode. I guess they just needed […]
Real Housewives of New York Recap: Finally, An Actual BBQ!
This week on RHONY we are back at the Hamptons where the new Bethenny is the type to throw herself a birthday party. It’s apparently a new Bravo requirement that every season of every franchise must attempt a “BBQ.” Who knows what this one will be like. Bethenny’s house at the Hamptons is so pretty. […]
Carole Radziwill Is No Fan of Jules Wainstein
Say what you will about Carole Radziwill, but she is one of the few housewives who writes her own blog and does it well. As we are trying to decide how we feel about Jules, Carole has filmed the entire season with her and has mad her assessment. And she doesn’t hold back on het […]
Real Housewives of New York Recap: The Biggest Boob
We are back in the middle of Bethenny and Ramona being horrible excuses for human beings by publicly attacking Dorinda for her choice of boyfriend. Since last week Bethenny has supposedly blocked DORINDA on Twitter. This is beyond storyline. Jules is out with Dorinda supporting her while she has a cigarette When Dorinda comes back in […]
Real Housewives on New York Recap: “An Intimate Affair”
I really happy to have RHONY back, but already it seems we are going to carry the deadly serious nature of who we choose to like or dislike over from RHOBH to RHONY. Jules (and her husband’s ) less than perfect parenting techniques are already under attack. We already prove once again we don’t […]
Real Housewives of New York Premiere Recap: Start Spreading The News
I am so excited for this season premiere. I am so excited about Tamara Tattles and all the success that you guys have given me. It’s been a very busy week for me not just all the stuff I have been posting but from a business standpoint, so many milestones have happened in April. […]
Bethenny Frankel Lets Us Know She Does NOT Have Cancer
If you enter the Lion’s Den, you can expect to see a lion. This is Bethenny’s response to the introduction of fresh meat, Julianne Wainstein, to the cast. You would think the two NYC Jewish ladies would hit it off (I realize that is not PC, save your keystrokes). Bethenny seems to be irked by […]
RHONY First Look & Taglines: “Well, Here We Go Again!”
Ramona’s Tagline: “Like a fine wine, I just get better with time.” (Um , it’s gets better with age.) Ramona is desperately seeking her next husband. And just like Bethenny, her marriage is not officially over. We begin with Luann reading to Sonja about Ramona getting thrown out of a function in NYC on December […]